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Funniest excuses for cancellations

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By *otwifeforlife99 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.

These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.

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By *ohn Doe 1000Man
over a year ago

lanesbouragh


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1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

"

Definitely a real problem

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

Too intense for who though? Was he doing you a favour?🤣

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

Newry

He's long left the site so I think it's safe to share, "thrown from a horse and now in hospital". Poor lad really was though

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By *UIETELLE2052Couple
over a year ago

Dundrum

We only had two no shows so far. First just no show other a message I won’t be there. Both came back looking for a meet but we ignored

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By *littlebitoffunMan
over a year ago

east antrim

Her dad wouldn't let out of the house.

She was 40 and didn't live at home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell down the stairs.

I met her a week later. She really did fall down the stairs and bruised her coccyx!

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By *ealcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fell off a ladder and broke his phone in the process so couldn't contact us

But was active on fab! 🙄🙄

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By *he Whole PortionCouple
over a year ago

in & around


"For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.

These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.

"

Too intense, well, I never!!!

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

Not us but know a couple who were told thay couldn't meet as they had nobody to mind the goat

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By *oldByMarCouple
over a year ago

PDI


"Not us but know a couple who were told thay couldn't meet as they had nobody to mind the goat "

Your Kidding Mehhhhhh 🐐🐐

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Texted at 10pm the night before to say he just got an email for interview the next day 😂

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By *lack FridayMan
over a year ago

Mayo, Sligo


"For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.

These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.

"

Had to read the Bull one a second time. I thought for a second it was a human 'Bull'

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By *reative ideasMan
over a year ago

Next door

When I initially joined fab, over 10 years ago, I went on a blind date for a coffee.

I was 15 minutes chatting with a lady before I realised it was the wrong person!

Which leads me to the best excuse I was afforded by a no show to a gang bang daytime party I organised.

"I'm sorry I didn't make it today, I went to the wrong house, really fancied the woman who answered the door so stayed there instead"

Seriously!!

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By *ennis4funCouple
over a year ago

belfast

Mum/Auntie/Uncle/Random family member has been sick/taken into hospital and I have to go look after their car/house/bins/dog....

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By *rAndMrsRightCouple
over a year ago

newtownabbey

Whole family unexpectedly landed at his house and he couldn't send a single message till the next day. They "landed" at his house on a Saturday evening at 9.30pm 🤔🤣

Another person decided that location for a coffee didn't suit any more 20 mins before the arranged time, after confirming about 4 times that the time and location does suit him well 🙄

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By *rish coupleCouple
over a year ago

waterford

We had a guy text us cant make it cause it was raining to heavy !!!!

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By *sbotangoMan
over a year ago

close by

Had a couple message me 10 minutes b4 we were to meet that the husband had been attacked by a cat and had to go to A&E

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.

These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.

"

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

This is a chronic condition known as Wigwam Teepee

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By *ednuts101Man
over a year ago

Finglas

Oh god you are Ginger!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense""

Yep, I've had that a number of times, or he'd cum too quickly. 🤷‍♀️

The best excuse was probably the handbrake coming off in his hand and he was parked on a hill so couldn't leave the car. The conversation went from 0 to nuts very quickly. I told Fred Flinstone to relax, and hoped he would get rescued quickly.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

Yep, I've had that a number of times, or he'd cum too quickly. 🤷‍♀️

The best excuse was probably the handbrake coming off in his hand and he was parked on a hill so couldn't leave the car. The conversation went from 0 to nuts very quickly. I told Fred Flinstone to relax, and hoped he would get rescued quickly. "

Are you sure he said the handbrake?

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By *reative ideasMan
over a year ago

Next door


"1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

Yep, I've had that a number of times, or he'd cum too quickly. 🤷‍♀️

The best excuse was probably the handbrake coming off in his hand and he was parked on a hill so couldn't leave the car. The conversation went from 0 to nuts very quickly. I told Fred Flinstone to relax, and hoped he would get rescued quickly. "

This is the best one yet, I laughed out loud with that image dancing in my brain.

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By *man1044Man
over a year ago

North Galway

I had the one who fell off a chair and hurt leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog ate my condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saved a few poo bags then 🐕

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By *0kc00Man
over a year ago

cork


"Saved a few poo bags then 🐕"

🤣 brilliant

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