FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest excuses for cancellations

Dublin

For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.

These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.

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By *ohn Doe 1000Man
4 days ago

lanesbouragh

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

Definitely a real problem

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By *r kink8585Man
4 days ago

ireland,

Too intense for who though? Was he doing you a favour?🤣

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
4 days ago

Newry

He's long left the site so I think it's safe to share, "thrown from a horse and now in hospital". Poor lad really was though

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By *UIETELLE2052Couple
3 days ago

Dundrum

We only had two no shows so far. First just no show other a message I won’t be there. Both came back looking for a meet but we ignored

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By *littlebitoffunMan
3 days ago

Newtownabbey

Her dad wouldn't let out of the house.

She was 40 and didn't live at home lol

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 days ago

The West

She fell down the stairs.

I met her a week later. She really did fall down the stairs and bruised her coccyx!

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By *ealcoupleCouple
3 days ago

Fell off a ladder and broke his phone in the process so couldn't contact us

But was active on fab! 🙄🙄

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By *he Whole PortionCouple
3 days ago

in & around

"For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.

These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.

Too intense, well, I never!!!

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By *ornywife20Couple
3 days ago

North Cork

Not us but know a couple who were told thay couldn't meet as they had nobody to mind the goat

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By *oldByMarCouple
3 days ago

playa de ingles / outa da west

"Not us but know a couple who were told thay couldn't meet as they had nobody to mind the goat "

Your Kidding Mehhhhhh 🐐🐐

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
3 days ago

kinkytown

Texted at 10pm the night before to say he just got an email for interview the next day 😂

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By *lack FridayMan
3 days ago

Galway

"For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.

These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.

Had to read the Bull one a second time. I thought for a second it was a human 'Bull'

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By *reative ideasMan
3 days ago

Next door

When I initially joined fab, over 10 years ago, I went on a blind date for a coffee.

I was 15 minutes chatting with a lady before I realised it was the wrong person!

Which leads me to the best excuse I was afforded by a no show to a gang bang daytime party I organised.

"I'm sorry I didn't make it today, I went to the wrong house, really fancied the woman who answered the door so stayed there instead"

Seriously!!

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By *ennis4funCouple
3 days ago

belfast

Mum/Auntie/Uncle/Random family member has been sick/taken into hospital and I have to go look after their car/house/bins/dog....

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By *rAndMrsRightCouple
3 days ago

newtownabbey

Whole family unexpectedly landed at his house and he couldn't send a single message till the next day. They "landed" at his house on a Saturday evening at 9.30pm 🤔🤣

Another person decided that location for a coffee didn't suit any more 20 mins before the arranged time, after confirming about 4 times that the time and location does suit him well 🙄

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By *rish coupleCouple
3 days ago

waterford

We had a guy text us cant make it cause it was raining to heavy !!!!

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By *sbotangoMan
3 days ago

Close by

Had a couple message me 10 minutes b4 we were to meet that the husband had been attacked by a cat and had to go to A&E

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By *dfabMan
2 days ago

Dunboyne

"For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.

These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.

1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

This is a chronic condition known as Wigwam Teepee

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By *ednuts101Man
2 days ago

North Dublin

Oh god you are Ginger!!!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
2 days ago

City Centre

"1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense""

Yep, I've had that a number of times, or he'd cum too quickly. 🤷‍♀️

The best excuse was probably the handbrake coming off in his hand and he was parked on a hill so couldn't leave the car. The conversation went from 0 to nuts very quickly. I told Fred Flinstone to relax, and hoped he would get rescued quickly.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 days ago

Lucan

"1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

Yep, I've had that a number of times, or he'd cum too quickly. 🤷‍♀️

Are you sure he said the handbrake?

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By *reative ideasMan
2 days ago

Next door

"1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"

Yep, I've had that a number of times, or he'd cum too quickly. 🤷‍♀️

This is the best one yet, I laughed out loud with that image dancing in my brain.

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By *man1044Man
2 days ago

North Galway

I had the one who fell off a chair and hurt leg.

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By *aoirse NaughtyWoman
2 days ago

Cork

The dog ate my condoms

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By *tesset69TV/TS
2 days ago

Belfast/NDown

Saved a few poo bags then 🐕

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By *0kc00Man
2 days ago

cork

"Saved a few poo bags then 🐕"

🤣 brilliant

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