FabSwingers.com forum: What would you take?!

By *ulu00 OP Woman
5 days ago

Donegal

You've fallen out with your partner, you are moving out of your shared house. What small thing would you take/do to cause the most petty minor inconvenience?

Id do two things

1. Take all the remote batteries

2. Take the labels of all the canned goods

Yes its petty but its also very funny hearing peoples answers

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By *ogladyWoman
5 days ago

The bog

The plate out of the microwave

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By *lyingsoloireMan
5 days ago

mytown

The fuse from her hairdryer

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By *ornywife20Couple
5 days ago

North Cork

The handles off every door in the house and close them .

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
5 days ago

ireland

His set of house keys!

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By *herest KhanMan
5 days ago

The Jungle

Swap the sugar and the salt

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By *arquisDeSadeCouple
5 days ago

I’d just put veet in his shampoo. Or leave a fish in the lining of the sofa. Long term smiles to myself

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By *illiamlook13Man
5 days ago

comber

The router and cut the phone wire lol

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By *axxxpowerMan
5 days ago

rathfarnham

Been there before. I took the engagement ring

four weeks before i was to get married. I left a lot of my belongings just so i could make a quick departure but i was not leaving without that dam ring. She was like a bull after me for it. She wanted to sell it to go on a holiday with her new fella

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
5 days ago

Back End of Beyond

Two inch's off the bottom of every chair and table leg.

(Little trick from from Roald Dahl )

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By *ulu00 OP Woman
5 days ago

Donegal

"The handles off every door in the house and close them ."

Oh god that made me proper giggle lol imagine the frustration levels

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By *r.booMan
5 days ago

raphoe

Switch every electrical appliance on in the house and superglue the switches and plugs and bulbs lol

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By *aybeLadyWoman
5 days ago

West Dublin

God I wont tell ye what I did to my ex when I left the family home as he got more and more abusive 🙈

I was going to divulge one thing but changed my mind 😅

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By *ulu00 OP Woman
5 days ago

Donegal

"God I wont tell ye what I did to my ex when I left the family home as he got more and more abusive 🙈

I was going to divulge one thing but changed my mind 😅"

Aw you have to share

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By *aykay92Man
5 days ago

Ballybofey

"You've fallen out with your partner, you are moving out of your shared house. What small thing would you take/do to cause the most petty minor inconvenience?

Id do two things

1. Take all the remote batteries

2. Take the labels of all the canned goods

Yes its petty but its also very funny hearing peoples answers

My friend got cheated on, and before she left she changed the password to the internet modem. The ex-boyfriend isn’t tech savvy. I thought it was funny ha.

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By *ofistimacatedMan
5 days ago

cavan town

Nothing. I'd take the high ground. But if I did do something, which I wouldn't........ I don't know, off the top of my head......

1. Change all passwords to anything that requires a password.

2. Fish in the lining of the sofa, as someone said, is good, but id put it inside the tubular curtain rails. In every room.

3. Empty the butter tub put something in there (not sure what, but something quite vile) and put the butter back on top so it won't be found for a while.

4. Put food colouring, or maybe a few bottles of mi wadi into the tank upstairs for a nice colourful/fruity shower for a few days.

5. Get a few of those cricket noise makers that make a sound, randomly, and hide them around the house.

If I would actually do something, I'd come up with something better, but I won't. High ground and all that 🫣 🤣

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By *aykay92Man
5 days ago

Ballybofey

"You've fallen out with your partner, you are moving out of your shared house. What small thing would you take/do to cause the most petty minor inconvenience?

Id do two things

1. Take all the remote batteries

2. Take the labels of all the canned goods

Yes its petty but its also very funny hearing peoples answers

Seen this one on Reddit:

He/she put laxative in their ex’s Tropicana which they drink every morning. lol

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By *ulu00 OP Woman
5 days ago

Donegal

"Nothing. I'd take the high ground. But if I did do something, which I wouldn't........ I don't know, off the top of my head......

1. Change all passwords to anything that requires a password.

2. Fish in the lining of the sofa, as someone said, is good, but id put it inside the tubular curtain rails. In every room.

3. Empty the butter tub put something in there (not sure what, but something quite vile) and put the butter back on top so it won't be found for a while.

4. Put food colouring, or maybe a few bottles of mi wadi into the tank upstairs for a nice colourful/fruity shower for a few days.

5. Get a few of those cricket noise makers that make a sound, randomly, and hide them around the house.

If I would actually do something, I'd come up with something better, but I won't. High ground and all that 🫣 🤣"

Oh devious, I love it

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By *ozzlesMan
5 days ago

galway

Disconnect the waste hose on the back of the dishwasher.

Open the nut to bleed the boiler, the smell will be there for weeks.

Remove all the light bulbs.

You need a slow burn one as well that can't be blamed on you because it doesn't happen for a few weeks, so I would block the waste hole in the fridge.

Also if she or he has an anti allergy pillow, slit it open and insert what ever they are allergic to.

An open tin of tuna stitched inside the back of the couch.

Remove the tax disc for the car.

If they have a pass for the tolls take that.

Or just be the better person and thank them for there time and live you're best life 😁

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By *s. DevineWoman
5 days ago

Dublin

Take his bikes

Swap out his car key for another of the same make

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 days ago

Castlebar

Cut a sleeve or leg off every item of clothing in the wardrobe

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 days ago

Castlebar

"Nothing. I'd take the high ground. But if I did do something, which I wouldn't........ I don't know, off the top of my head......

1. Change all passwords to anything that requires a password.

2. Fish in the lining of the sofa, as someone said, is good, but id put it inside the tubular curtain rails. In every room.

3. Empty the butter tub put something in there (not sure what, but something quite vile) and put the butter back on top so it won't be found for a while.

4. Put food colouring, or maybe a few bottles of mi wadi into the tank upstairs for a nice colourful/fruity shower for a few days.

5. Get a few of those cricket noise makers that make a sound, randomly, and hide them around the house.

If I would actually do something, I'd come up with something better, but I won't. High ground and all that 🫣 🤣"

Someone has thought about this waaaay too much 🤣🤣

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By *littlebitoffunMan
5 days ago

Newtownabbey

The goldfish

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By *ickyAthleticMan
5 days ago

Limerick

The ballcock out of the cistern.

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By *astelloWoman
5 days ago

Far far away

His passport

Bank cards

Disconnect his phone

Change the WiFi password

Sign him up to the dodgiest websites and get him spammed

Empty the litter tray in his car and under the mats

Evil.... he he

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By *og-ManMan
5 days ago

somewhere

The remote controls for everything

The power cable for the WiFi

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By *ezoMan
4 days ago

The Kingdom

Also if she or he has an anti allergy pillow, slit it open and insert what ever they are allergic to.

That can be lethal for many people

I would probably take the phone charger and power cables for a few devices.

Petty yes. Annoying when you realise your phone is down to 5%

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By *tobyMan
4 days ago

galway

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By *ofistimacatedMan
4 days ago

cavan town

Also if she or he has an anti allergy pillow, slit it open and insert what ever they are allergic to.

What if they are allergic to Dogs??

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By *adger BrocMan
4 days ago

Co. Cork

I would take a long hard look at myself and probably come to the realization that I was the problem.....

Self-awareness is the key to sanity and serenity....

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