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By *onnachakeane OP   Man
6 days ago

Dundrum

An older colleague in work from West of Ireland rolls out random sayings, expressions…..

Earlier today he glanced at another colleague and goes “you’ve a smug grin on ya like a cat with a cream flavoured arsehole” 🤣

Just rolled off the tongue…. Still chuckling about it… all in delivery too…

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By *ofistimacatedMan
5 days ago

cavan town

She has a tongue that would clip a hedge

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By *onnachakeane OP   Man
5 days ago

Dundrum

😆

Or she’d ate an apple through a tennis racket..

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
5 days ago

City Centre

"I've just come across your profile" always amuses me 🙂

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By *eys00Man
5 days ago

have boots will travel


""I've just come across your profile" always amuses me 🙂"

The spelling of that word can tell a lot about how the conversation will go 😂

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By *iscuits8Man
5 days ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

She'd tear down Disneyland looking for mickey!

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By *onnachakeane OP   Man
5 days ago

Dundrum

🤣

He’d tear up the floorboards looking for pipe….

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By *rTromboneMan
5 days ago

clonmel youghal dungarvan triangle

A mate of mine referring to his boss's wife " if I had a garden full of cocks, she wouldn't get a look over the wall"

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By *onnachakeane OP   Man
5 days ago

Dundrum

🤣

Another hilarious one… Irish guy overheard on a building site looking for work in Australia… he was asked can he drive a JCB, forklift… other etc

He replies “yeah I can drive it all, the only thing I can’t drive is a soft mickey”

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