FabSwingers.com forum: World war three. Excuses to not be conscripted.

By *ildatlantic OP Man
18 weeks ago

Granthom

I’ve a sure knee

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
18 weeks ago

Cork

I can't sleep unless I'm cuddling someone

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By *ildatlantic OP Man
18 weeks ago

Granthom

Oppsie should have said sore. Can ya not cuddle in the army!

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
18 weeks ago

Cork

"Oppsie should have said sore. Can ya not cuddle in the army!"

I don't know about the army but supposedly in the navy...

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
18 weeks ago

Newry

I'm currently locked in a car dealership and everyone has gone home...

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By *og-ManMan
18 weeks ago

somewhere

"I'm currently locked in a car dealership and everyone has gone home..."

Sounds familiar

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
18 weeks ago

Newry

"I'm currently locked in a car dealership and everyone has gone home...

Sounds familiar

The hell with the dog ate my homework, yours is now the go-to catch-all excuse

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
18 weeks ago

cavan town

I didn't see ww1 or ww2. Sure I'd be completely lost

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
18 weeks ago

The West

Bone spurs, surely?

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
18 weeks ago

City

I have a sever and acute allergy to Gunpowder.

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By *avie tCouple
18 weeks ago

otherside of nowhere

I have bone spurs....works every time

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By *astelloWoman
18 weeks ago

Far far away

I've a lazy eye...bone lazy in fact.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
18 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

I can only sleep with the light on

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By *eanRMan
18 weeks ago

Dublin 9

Whose fighting?

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By *heckingin69Man
18 weeks ago

mayo

Me mom said I can't, another time lads

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Dublin

My thigh high boots are not suitable

Actually my whole wardrobe isn’t

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By *exyScientistsCouple
18 weeks ago

Castlebar

Khaki isn't my colour

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By *j69funCouple
18 weeks ago

kildare

My trigger finger has arthritis

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By *orknmindy21Couple
18 weeks ago

Newtownards

I'm a yuk and need a new engine for my car

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By *erry bull1Man
18 weeks ago

doncaster

Stomach problems ,,, no guts

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By *og-ManMan
18 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm a lover not a fighter

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By *aseylee324Couple
18 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Sure, a woman's place is in the home

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By *ealitybitesMan
18 weeks ago

Belfast

I haven't finished watching parts 1 and 2.

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By *arbles00Man
18 weeks ago

Area 54

I'm not the competitive type so I've no interest in who wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

3 is a very unlucky number for me

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By *electableicecreamMan
18 weeks ago

The West

I'm washing my hair that day

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By *antra MassageMan
18 weeks ago

Galway

I can't stand the smell of napalm in the morning.

I'm already deaf.

I've flat feet.

I don't have enough teeth

I have vertigo.

I've no trigger finger.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
18 weeks ago

The West

No reply means not interested!😜

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By *adger BrocMan
18 weeks ago

Co. Cork

The recruiting sergeant has me blocked.

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By *arbles00Man
18 weeks ago

Area 54

My pyjamas are in the wash

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By *man1044Man
18 weeks ago

North Galway

I have a bad shot.

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By *ooking2099Man
18 weeks ago

city

Sorry i cant i mixed up the lube with deep heat

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By *ezoMan
18 weeks ago

The Kingdom

I'm a conscientious objector.

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By *ettaManMan
18 weeks ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

I'd love to but I'm triple locked.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Central

I'm an unrecoverable sex addict

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By *P_80Man
18 weeks ago

Waterford

I can't shoot when under pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

My weapon keeps jamming

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Il only go if Simon and mehole are on the front line with me.

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By *he boy next door300Man
18 weeks ago

MAGHERAFELT

"Il only go if Simon and mehole are on the front line with me."

On the front line with you and in front of you!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
18 weeks ago

ireland

Im all tied up !

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By *littlebitoffunMan
18 weeks ago

east antrim

"Im all tied up !"

Can I help with your knots

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By *iscuits8Man
17 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Linden won't let me out of the attic

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By *ildatlantic OP Man
17 weeks ago

Granthom

I took a DNA test, and it turns out I’m 100% Irish. I gotta respect my heritage and stay neutral.

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