FabSwingers.com forum: World war three. Excuses to not be conscripted.

By *ildatlantic OP Man
over a year ago

bellek

I’ve a sure knee

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

I can't sleep unless I'm cuddling someone

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By *ildatlantic OP Man
over a year ago

bellek

Oppsie should have said sore. Can ya not cuddle in the army!

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"Oppsie should have said sore. Can ya not cuddle in the army!"

I don't know about the army but supposedly in the navy...

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

Newry

I'm currently locked in a car dealership and everyone has gone home...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm currently locked in a car dealership and everyone has gone home..."

Sounds familiar

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

Newry

"I'm currently locked in a car dealership and everyone has gone home...

Sounds familiar

The hell with the dog ate my homework, yours is now the go-to catch-all excuse

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
over a year ago

cavan town

I didn't see ww1 or ww2. Sure I'd be completely lost

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath The West.

Bone spurs, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sever and acute allergy to Gunpowder.

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

I have bone spurs....works every time

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I've a lazy eye...bone lazy in fact.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
over a year ago

Back End of Beyond

I can only sleep with the light on

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By *eanRMan
over a year ago

dub 9

Whose fighting?

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By *heckingin69Man
over a year ago

mayo

Me mom said I can't, another time lads

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Dublin

My thigh high boots are not suitable

Actually my whole wardrobe isn’t

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

Khaki isn't my colour

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

My trigger finger has arthritis

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By *orknmindy21Couple
over a year ago

Newtownards

I'm a yuk and need a new engine for my car

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By *erry 58Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Stomach problems ,,, no guts

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm a lover not a fighter

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By *aseylee324Couple
over a year ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Sure, a woman's place is in the home

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I haven't finished watching parts 1 and 2.

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By *arbles00Man
over a year ago

Athlone, Mullingar,Longford

I'm not the competitive type so I've no interest in who wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 is a very unlucky number for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm washing my hair that day

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

a village near you.

I can't stand the smell of napalm in the morning.

I'm already deaf.

I've flat feet.

I don't have enough teeth

I have vertigo.

I've no trigger finger.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath The West.

No reply means not interested!😜

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

North Cork

The recruiting sergeant has me blocked.

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By *arbles00Man
over a year ago

Athlone, Mullingar,Longford

My pyjamas are in the wash

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By *man1044Man
over a year ago

North Galway

I have a bad shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i cant i mixed up the lube with deep heat

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

I'm a conscientious objector.

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

I'd love to but I'm triple locked.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

I'm an unrecoverable sex addict

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't shoot when under pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weapon keeps jamming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il only go if Simon and mehole are on the front line with me.

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By *he boy next door300Man
over a year ago

MAGHERAFELT

"Il only go if Simon and mehole are on the front line with me."

On the front line with you and in front of you!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Im all tied up !

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By *littlebitoffunMan
over a year ago

east antrim

"Im all tied up !"

Can I help with your knots

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

Linden won't let me out of the attic

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By *ildatlantic OP Man
over a year ago

bellek

I took a DNA test, and it turns out I’m 100% Irish. I gotta respect my heritage and stay neutral.

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