FabSwingers.com forum: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN...

By *easingTim OP Man
19 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

Right fun Fabbers, What's the funniest 'oops' or embarrassing moment you've ever had in the bedroom?

(...and yes believe me, I can top it

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
19 weeks ago

cavan town

In oz, many moons ago, I got lucky one night and brought a lady back to mine for a game of naked twister. Quick visit to the Jack's before we go, few dollars into the vending machine, out comes the familiar box containing 3.

Cut to 30 mins later, both in our birthday suit.

"Do you have protection" says she

"Why, yes. Yes I do" says I.

And proceed to fumble in the dim light for my newly purchased johnnies.

Took the plastic off, opened the box and opened one of the foil wrappers. Rather than the expected feel of rubber in my hand, I was greeted by what felt like a wet tissue that had been folded 4 or 5 times.

Confused I turned the main bedroom light on...........

FCUKING PHEROMONE WIPES 😖😡🤬

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
19 weeks ago

ireland

"Right fun Fabbers, What's the funniest 'oops' or embarrassing moment you've ever had in the bedroom?

(...and yes believe me, I can top it

You first OP

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By *INTMan
19 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

I'm a bit of a klutz. First thing that springs to mind is Valentine's Day this year. Met a woman randomly in a pub. We hit it off. In a big way.

Long story short, we end up in a hotel room where just as things started to get interesting... I develop a nose bleed.

Thankfully it wasn't during a snog or any other fun activities but did put a temporary halt to festivities.

Made it up to her. For the inconvenience, of course. Several times.

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By *INTMan
19 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

I've also nearly knocked myself out heading for a post-coital clean-up.

House share. 20+ years ago. She had this weird blue carpet that was too thick and a door that had very little clearance with the floor.

Silly me noticed neither carpet nor door.

Sauve as one can be while butt-ass nekked heading to a communal WC I pulled open the door while simultaneously walking through the doorway.

Except...

The bloody door caught in the accursed carpet and didn't open as I had expected to leading to me walking straight into a rather unforgiving door.

Poor girl continued to date me for a bit after that. And I figured out the door/carpet symbiosis.

Eventually.

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By *P_80Man
19 weeks ago

Waterford

Many years ago when I was in Australia, I brought a girl home on a night out and I fell asleep on top of her in the middle of the act.

Needless to say she wasn't impressed, but we actually ended up going out for 2 years. She even came back to Ireland with me for a few months before we went back to Australia.

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