FabSwingers.com forum: Top talents

By *achine 2.0 OP Man
18 weeks ago

What are the top 3 talents you bring to the bedroom ?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
18 weeks ago

Lucan

Presence.

A pulse.

Desperation.

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By *arbles00Man
18 weeks ago

Area 54

Tea

Electric blanket

I've only got the 2 🤣

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By *ittycouple4funCouple
18 weeks ago

stillorgan

"Tea

Electric blanket

I've only got the 2 🤣"

Hahahaha this made me laugh🤤 but i like. So cozy

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By *ealitybitesMan
18 weeks ago

Belfast

Duvet fitting, hospital corners and hiding in wardrobes.

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By *om TangoMan
18 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

1. I love giving oral

2. I like to take my time.

3.lots of cuddles and kisses afterwards and a mini massage when possible

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By *radseman.jayMan
18 weeks ago

allover

I can juggle my balls

I whistle when im riding

And i can fix a squeaky bed as I go

Simon Cowell is that a yes ?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
18 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Giving feedback

Listening to feedback

Acting on feedback

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By *og-ManMan
18 weeks ago

somewhere

I have Warm thighs so she can put her cold feet there to warm up

Make a cup of coffee in the morning and clench my butt cheeks while I'm waiting on the machine to warm up to give her something to look at.

Like all men on fab I can go down for hours....but don't have to.

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By *adger BrocMan
18 weeks ago

Co. Cork

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By *exyScientistsCouple
18 weeks ago

Castlebar

Boobs (both so that's 2)

And if you don't run off I'll make a you a toastie

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
18 weeks ago

Lucan

"Boobs (both so that's 2)

And if you don't run off I'll make a you a toastie

What's on the toastie?

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Dublin

My suckin skills

My juicy ass

My slutty attitude

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
18 weeks ago

shankill

A good quality mattress

Multiple pillows.

Separate duvets (seriously don’t knock it until you’ve tried it)

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By *adger BrocMan
18 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Like all badgers I can be very vocal when when mating so no awkward silence.

I am good at rooting around in the dark.......

And people with the Badger personality are nothing if not driven. They know what they want and they are not afraid to go after it. They tend to have the confidence, initiative, and motivation to pursue and get what they want.

Badgers have very 'big' personalities.

You have been warned. 🦡

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
18 weeks ago

cavan town

"What are the top 3 talents you bring to the bedroom ? "
jaysus lad, is that lady's head small, or is it far away. You'd wanna be careful with that thing🤣

My 3 talents would be

1. singing

2. Dancing.

3. Sleeping

In reverse order

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By *he boy next door300Man
18 weeks ago

MAGHERAFELT

1 curiosity

2 to

3 try

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By *exyScientistsCouple
18 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Boobs (both so that's 2)

And if you don't run off I'll make a you a toastie

What's on the toastie? "

Cheese and whatever else I can find in the fridge...

Depends how quick I want rid of you 🤪

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
18 weeks ago

Lucan

"Boobs (both so that's 2)

And if you don't run off I'll make a you a toastie

What's on the toastie?

Cheese and whatever else I can find in the fridge...

Depends how quick I want rid of you 🤪"

I don't care how quickly you want to get rid of me as long as you fire a bit of ham in there as well.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
18 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Boobs (both so that's 2)

And if you don't run off I'll make a you a toastie

What's on the toastie?

Cheese and whatever else I can find in the fridge...

Depends how quick I want rid of you 🤪

I don't care how quickly you want to get rid of me as long as you fire a bit of ham in there as well. "

Fussy fecker 🙄

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By *ublinA96Man
18 weeks ago

Dun Laoghaire

Foot warmer

Can sleep through her snoring

2 out of 3 ‘ain’t bad

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
18 weeks ago

Lucan

"Boobs (both so that's 2)

And if you don't run off I'll make a you a toastie

What's on the toastie?

Cheese and whatever else I can find in the fridge...

Depends how quick I want rid of you 🤪

I don't care how quickly you want to get rid of me as long as you fire a bit of ham in there as well.

Fussy fecker 🙄"

I'm being perfectly reasonable here

I'll bring the cheese and you can bring the rasher

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"Boobs (both so that's 2)

And if you don't run off I'll make a you a toastie

Is the toastie served on the boobs 🤔

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
18 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

Cold feet

Exploration

Non judgemental

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By *electableicecreamMan
18 weeks ago

The West

"Boobs (both so that's 2)

And if you don't run off I'll make a you a toastie

Can it be a boob sandwich? I'll be the filling

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By *he boy next door300Man
18 weeks ago

MAGHERAFELT

"Cold feet

Exploration

Non judgemental "

Cold feet? Can't help me too.

Exploration. Well, i have a better word for curiosity.

Non judgemental. Well, hey baby!!*

* this message may contain self depreciating humour

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By *arbles00Man
18 weeks ago

Area 54

"Tea

Electric blanket

I've only got the 2 🤣

Hahahaha this made me laugh🤤 but i like. So cozy"

If I'm comfortable alot of good things can happen

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By *ueen_MeadhbhWoman
18 weeks ago

sligo

Good company

Massage skills

Cuddler extraordinaire

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By *ushin realityCouple
18 weeks ago

swords

Non stop moaning

A squirter

Refreshments and a biccie🤣🤣🤣

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By *ettaManMan
18 weeks ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

1) An average sized cock.

2) Good kissing (and hugging)

3) Well researched and honed oral skills*, up there with the best of them (yes, I am willing to put that to the test

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Bonus: BDSM toys

*To try and compensate for 1)

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
18 weeks ago

Dublin

loud snoring

sleepwalking

sleeping across the bed

🤣🤣🤣

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By *iscuits8Man
18 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Having to get up for a wee even though I just went a few minutes ago

Moving a lot in my sleep and potentially kneeing/kicking you accidentally in the process

And thirdly I'd probably say

Beer farts

Form an orderly queues ladies

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By *ungyoungbullMan
18 weeks ago

Cork City

1. Stamina

2. Good thick cock

3 . Great kisser

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
18 weeks ago

Dublin

"Having to get up for a wee even though I just went a few minutes ago

Moving a lot in my sleep and potentially kneeing/kicking you accidentally in the process

And thirdly I'd probably say

Beer farts

Form an orderly queues ladies

is it possible that you are perfect? nope I am still dreaming... I forgot to add that I am screaming in my sleep 😌

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By *iscuits8Man
18 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Having to get up for a wee even though I just went a few minutes ago

Moving a lot in my sleep and potentially kneeing/kicking you accidentally in the process

And thirdly I'd probably say

Beer farts

Form an orderly queues ladies

is it possible that you are perfect? nope I am still dreaming... I forgot to add that I am screaming in my sleep 😌"

This is ideal. My beer farts and endless peeing mean I've drank at least 8-10 pints. Enough to eventually make me conk and not hear the screaming.

Worth a go... see you in bed, babeh 😯

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By *exyScientistsCouple
18 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Having to get up for a wee even though I just went a few minutes ago

Moving a lot in my sleep and potentially kneeing/kicking you accidentally in the process

And thirdly I'd probably say

Beer farts

Form an orderly queues ladies

*backs slowly out of the room

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By *exyScientistsCouple
18 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Boobs (both so that's 2)

And if you don't run off I'll make a you a toastie

Can it be a boob sandwich? I'll be the filling

Finally someone who isn't just after my toastie 😊

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By *iach1Man
18 weeks ago

Drogheda

I’m really really good in bed !!

No bad language

I say please and thank you

And I always eat my vegetables

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By *ickedtiesWoman
18 weeks ago

limerick

I will forget your name 😂

I won't bring snacks

I will leave straight away after 😂🤭

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
18 weeks ago

Dublin

"Having to get up for a wee even though I just went a few minutes ago

Moving a lot in my sleep and potentially kneeing/kicking you accidentally in the process

And thirdly I'd probably say

Beer farts

Form an orderly queues ladies

is it possible that you are perfect? nope I am still dreaming... I forgot to add that I am screaming in my sleep 😌

This is ideal. My beer farts and endless peeing mean I've drank at least 8-10 pints. Enough to eventually make me conk and not hear the screaming.

Worth a go... see you in bed, babeh 😯"

perfect... your farts will be like anesthesia for me... i will snore and whistle like a locomotive all night long.... nothing will wake me up after this until at least the afternoon.... sweet dreams honey 🤪

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By *iscuits8Man
18 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Having to get up for a wee even though I just went a few minutes ago

Moving a lot in my sleep and potentially kneeing/kicking you accidentally in the process

And thirdly I'd probably say

Beer farts

Form an orderly queues ladies

is it possible that you are perfect? nope I am still dreaming... I forgot to add that I am screaming in my sleep 😌

This is ideal. My beer farts and endless peeing mean I've drank at least 8-10 pints. Enough to eventually make me conk and not hear the screaming.

Worth a go... see you in bed, babeh 😯

God, please stop talking... I get these horns at the most awkward times

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
18 weeks ago

Dublin

"Having to get up for a wee even though I just went a few minutes ago

Moving a lot in my sleep and potentially kneeing/kicking you accidentally in the process

And thirdly I'd probably say

Beer farts

Form an orderly queues ladies

is it possible that you are perfect? nope I am still dreaming... I forgot to add that I am screaming in my sleep 😌

This is ideal. My beer farts and endless peeing mean I've drank at least 8-10 pints. Enough to eventually make me conk and not hear the screaming.

Worth a go... see you in bed, babeh 😯

God, please stop talking... I get these horns at the most awkward times

sorry... I can't stop, this is my talent, this is a gift that can't be controlled... I'll hug you, close your eyes and sleep

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By *ot so needyMan
18 weeks ago

Galway

1 Will apologise after.

2 will watch you sleep.

3 will sleep in the wet spot.😁

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
18 weeks ago

Belfast and Tyrone

Am soft and squishy

Have an oral fixation

Can be very Dommy

Vics (f)

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By *og-ManMan
18 weeks ago

somewhere

"I’m really really good in bed !!

No bad language

I say please and thank you

And I always eat my vegetables

Where are the vegetables hidden in the bed

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By *izzKathrynWoman
18 weeks ago

Drogheda

1) Tits, Ass & Curves...

2) Banging Banter & Personality!

3) Passion

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
18 weeks ago

Dublin

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
18 weeks ago

Dublin

"I’m really really good in bed !!

No bad language

I say please and thank you

And I always eat my vegetables

Where are the vegetables hidden in the bed

🍆

😉

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
18 weeks ago

City

Badminton pro,

Will always suggest getting a Chinese,

Have a list of movies to watch.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
18 weeks ago

Newry

Lots of moaning (usually about my arthritic knees and hips)

Loud screaming (Cramp! Cramp! Cramp!)

And, thirdly...nope, that's all I got

#whatacatch

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By *iach1Man
18 weeks ago

Drogheda

"I’m really really good in bed !!

No bad language

I say please and thank you

And I always eat my vegetables

Where are the vegetables hidden in the bed

🍆

😉"

Oh they just pop up

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By *iach1Man
18 weeks ago

Drogheda

"Lots of moaning (usually about my arthritic knees and hips)

Loud screaming (Cramp! Cramp! Cramp!)

And, thirdly...nope, that's all I got

#whatacatch"

2 is enough

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By *licat.2Woman
18 weeks ago

Not Belfast but NI

At this minute

A big warm bed

A warm body

A horny mood

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By *om TangoMan
18 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

"At this minute

A big warm bed

A warm body

A horny mood

Just read your profile I see kisses is a big thing for you. You may move over in the bed. Oh I’m not from Northern Ireland but live on the border

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