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By *antra Massage OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Galway

Another post on vasectomies prompted this. Has anybody here had a semen analysis done post vasectomy, or for other reasons? I know post vasectomy you need 2 or 3.

I've given samples a few times. But most hospitals don't have any private facilities. I was given a plastic bottle, told to go somewhere out of the way and wank into it, put it in my armpit to keep it warm, and bring it back. It was the only time, I could say I was wanking in the car park, on doctors orders! Where did you guys go to provide your sample, did you have a helper...?

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
16 weeks ago

The West

Did the sample at home 12 weeks after procedure.

Sent it in the post to the Doctor. Was contacted with the results about two weeks later.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago


"Another post on vasectomies prompted this. Has anybody here had a semen analysis done post vasectomy, or for other reasons? I know post vasectomy you need 2 or 3.

I've given samples a few times. But most hospitals don't have any private facilities. I was given a plastic bottle, told to go somewhere out of the way and wank into it, put it in my armpit to keep it warm, and bring it back. It was the only time, I could say I was wanking in the car park, on doctors orders! Where did you guys go to provide your sample, did you have a helper...? "

If you were with the VHI, they’d provide a nurse to help you out.

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By *electableicecreamMan
16 weeks ago

The West

My doc gave me a test tube thing right after the procedure and told me to drop it in the box at the hospital after 3 months.

It's pretty funny walking around the place with a tube of cum in your pocket.

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By *abberABCMan
16 weeks ago

ball


"Did the sample at home 12 weeks after procedure.

Sent it in the post to the Doctor. Was contacted with the results about two weeks later."

Same here , had it done in a clinic in Clane .

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
16 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

They have a room called the masturbatorium where the deed is done.

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By *INTMan
16 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else


"They have a room called the masturbatorium where the deed is done."

TIL. That's a new word to me!

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

I was given two jiffy bags and two sample jars

Last test I had a wank and drove to work and on the way dropped the jiffy bag into the post office

It was going to england so I had to fill in a customs declaration

Sample of sperm

Value ....might be the last drop of the swimmers so could be worth a fortune

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By *abberABCMan
16 weeks ago

ball


"I was given two jiffy bags and two sample jars

Last test I had a wank and drove to work and on the way dropped the jiffy bag into the post office

It was going to england so I had to fill in a customs declaration

Sample of sperm

Value ....might be the last drop of the swimmers so could be worth a fortune "

Priceless !!

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