FabSwingers.com forum: Sentences you only come across on fab

By *asual777 OP Man
16 weeks ago

i travel all over

I was looking at videos the other day and I think

I recognized your penis

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By *aughty MilfCouple
16 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"I was looking at videos the other day and I think

I recognized your penis "
lmao

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By *_05Man
16 weeks ago

D11

It's great to put a face to the boobs

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By *uitman1986Man
16 weeks ago

All over

Would you like to see random pictures of my cock beside an assortment of household objects without even having a conversation first

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By *onnachakeaneMan
16 weeks ago

Dundrum

Well then why don’t you just try rubbing some Crisp n Dry on it?

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By *aughty MilfCouple
16 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Can you add me as a friend so I can see your friends pics . 🤐

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By *radseman.jayMan
16 weeks ago

allover

Professional couple seeking unprofessional males

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By *assySirenWoman
16 weeks ago

near you

"Hey love your profile and pics... Fancy bouncing on my cock?"

"Hi... Would you sell me your used knickers?"

"That ass would look better with my face buried in it"

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By *ire StraightsCouple
16 weeks ago

Dublin

Just looking for now

New to this (profile five years old)

Male just playing

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
16 weeks ago

The West

On a thread yesterday

"I found this cream at home and rubbed it on my balls"

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By *ustMe!Woman
16 weeks ago

co.down

[Removed by poster at 03/03/25 22:34:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Genuine : meaning jumps on my cock at need

Time waster : bitch said no

Wanna fuck . I’m hoping ye say no cos I’m just wanking

Wanna watch my huge load

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By *ice guy 8Man
16 weeks ago

Fermanagh

I know you aren't looking for men but would you let me suck your big cock

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By *ustMe!Woman
16 weeks ago

co.down

“I know your profile states you don’t need dick picks, but mine might change your mind”

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I only meet at socials.

Was here before, no the score.

Was here before, if you remember me, drop me a veri.

The rest of the profile is blank and within fifteen minutes of joining, has several verifications

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By *iscuits8Man
16 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Bring your A game 💪🏼

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
16 weeks ago

South Dublin

Yes Daddy, I’m a good girl

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

And yes Linden wins Biscuits yet again

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
16 weeks ago

City

I bet your drowning in it here (I’m really fucking not my friend)

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By *s. DevineWoman
16 weeks ago

Dublin

I want to wear your thighs as ear muffs 😂

My face is the most comfortable seat in the house

Do your boobs have their own gravitational force?

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

Why can't I get a meet

90% of the women on fab are fake

Young, hung and full of cum

Sydney university....

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By *aughty MilfCouple
16 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Can you meet me now (. Read profile can't meet drop of a hat )

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By *if_JuliaCouple
16 weeks ago

Dungannon

"Can you add me as a friend so I can see your friends pics . 🤐"
you mean they ask this ? 🤣

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By *aughty MilfCouple
16 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"Can you add me as a friend so I can see your friends pics . 🤐 you mean they ask this ? 🤣"
yip

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By *if_JuliaCouple
16 weeks ago

Dungannon

Very sexy pics, cock rock hard from looking at them

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By *iscuits8Man
16 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"And yes Linden wins Biscuits yet again "

🤩

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By *iscuits8Man
16 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Treat her with respect 👍

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By *if_JuliaCouple
16 weeks ago

Dungannon

"Can you add me as a friend so I can see your friends pics . 🤐 you mean they ask this ? 🤣yip"
normally just get the random friend Invite with no correspondence at all

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By *aughty MilfCouple
16 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"Can you add me as a friend so I can see your friends pics . 🤐 you mean they ask this ? 🤣yipnormally just get the random friend Invite with no correspondence at all "
That one was a first 😂

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

"Can you add me as a friend so I can see your friends pics . 🤐 you mean they ask this ? 🤣yipnormally just get the random friend Invite with no correspondence at all "

Hows it going

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

"Can you add me as a friend so I can see your friends pics . 🤐 you mean they ask this ? 🤣yipnormally just get the random friend Invite with no correspondence at all "

Any chance you could add me as a friend so I can see your friends pics since we've already chatted

See last post ....

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By *dfabMan
16 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Jaysus there's some great chat up lines above!

Thanks folks

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By *ex coupleCouple
16 weeks ago

wexford

"Just looking for now

New to this (profile five years old)

Male just playing

probably the most common 1

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By *otownkid1967Man
16 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Can I ask you a question?

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
16 weeks ago

Galway

"I want to wear your thighs as ear muffs 😂"

😂

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By *iscuits8Man
16 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Not my first rodeo 🏇

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By *exyScientistsCouple
16 weeks ago

Castlebar

Been here before

Professional and discreet.

More a giver than a receiver.

Can you squirt?

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By *electableicecreamMan
16 weeks ago

The West

Clean and expect same

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By *anillabelliniCouple
16 weeks ago

Cork limerick and in-between

Can you tell me the location of todays social as the host didn’t invite me but I want to come anyway

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By *ionycusMan
16 weeks ago

Babylon

Cleaning your hands can help you avoid:

colds and flu

tummy bugs that cause diarrhoea, such as norovirus

eye infections such as conjunctivitis

COVID-19

superbugs such as MRSA and VRE

From a penis profile picture 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, you couldn't make it up

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
16 weeks ago

City

Love straight lads Discreet head suck and go no face no case can accom you horny? Pull down trousers and deep throat. Cum and go. Mrs is not home.

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

Fussy and don't want to fuck all the site

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By *affa31Woman
16 weeks ago

Galway

"Can you tell me the location of todays social as the host didn’t invite me but I want to come anyway "

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

Could I have a go on your Mrs

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

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By *iscuits8Man
16 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Any white ❄️

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By *asual777 OP Man
16 weeks ago

i travel all over

Can you invite me to stuff or get me to meet someone you know who I fancy and I meanwhile will offer nothing in return , May not even reply further down the line , put down a deposit or turn up ?

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
16 weeks ago

City

You met ________ what did you say to her to get her to meet you? Also could you please message her on my behalf?

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By *s. DevineWoman
16 weeks ago

Dublin

"You met ________ what did you say to her to get her to meet you? Also could you please message her on my behalf?"

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By *P_80Man
16 weeks ago

Waterford

"I'm/We're very discreet and expect the same.

But you have to send a face pic with your first message."

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By *ast_jjMan
16 weeks ago

Dublin

Have single guys blocked but have listed M in a meet they have a posted. 🙅‍♂️

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By *aseylee324Couple
16 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Wifey has great tits

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

Unlike all the other men on the site I have standards and will turn up,smell great,be shaven down below

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

Do women prefer men to have shaved mickeys

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

Single women 30 euro

Single men 150 euro

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"You met ________ what did you say to her to get her to meet you? Also could you please message her on my behalf?"

I've had this exact message a number of times in the last two days.

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By *aseylee324Couple
16 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"My friend asked me to message you because he can't get past your filters"

Eh, hello?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
16 weeks ago

Castlebar

"You met ________ what did you say to her to get her to meet you? Also could you please message her on my behalf?

I've had this exact message a number of times in the last two days. "

Yeah I love a referral 🤣

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
16 weeks ago

City

"I've had this exact message a number of times in the last two days. "

It’s either that or NSA Bj now?

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
16 weeks ago

City

"Yeah I love a referral 🤣"

Hey guys, blank profile and no pics asked me to send you his way, he loves your profile! Oh no I don’t know him. He just asked me too and I’m super sound I said I’ll let you know!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
16 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Yeah I love a referral 🤣

Hey guys, blank profile and no pics asked me to send you his way, he loves your profile! Oh no I don’t know him. He just asked me too and I’m super sound I said I’ll let you know! "

Sounds perfect 🤣🤣

I'll bet he has a dick pic though.

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
16 weeks ago

City

"Sounds perfect 🤣🤣

I'll bet he has a dick pic though.

Locked and loaded ready for your inbox

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

Is it willie Wednesday or Titty Tuesday

Is it face pic Friday

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By *iscuits8Man
16 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Yeah I love a referral 🤣

Hey guys, blank profile and no pics asked me to send you his way, he loves your profile! Oh no I don’t know him. He just asked me too and I’m super sound I said I’ll let you know! "

I'd explicitly said don't tell them

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By *onnachakeaneMan
16 weeks ago

Dundrum

No solo guys

Not looking for solo guys

Solo guys don’t you dare contact us/me

Solo guys how dare you view my profile

Solo guys if you do have the audacity to send me/us a message I want face pic, dna profile, PPSN number, 25+ verifications and 16 inch cock, otherwise fuck off 😆

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