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By *ungry Cat OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Belfast

What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️

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By *lim ShaddyMan
2 weeks ago

City

Having watched The Walking Dead with my son... we planned out everything on a spin to Dublin... Raid local Gun Shop, Head West and live on an Island.

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Send a copy/paste message to everyone in my Fab hotlist, briefly explaining the situation and seeing if any of them fancy a ride as one last hurrah...

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

...obviously, they'd ALL come back to me absolutely gagging for it so I may also need to put all the names in a hat and conduct a raffle to determine the eventual winner

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth

Head to our country house, it's got everything we could ever need for a very very long time.

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By *affa31Woman
2 weeks ago

Galway

Join the zombies asap. Post apocalyptic life is not for me lads

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"Join the zombies asap. Post apocalyptic life is not for me lads"

That's you off the message list so

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

Always had a plan in my head if something happened in leinster...chemical spill or cloud from nuclear warhead over UK

So have access to a house in the middle of nowhere that's a couple of hundred years old with thick walls and hidden deep in a forest

That's where I'll be bringing the family and the dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Can’t stand the endless walking . I’m all up for one in the brain .

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Have you ever been on the forums late at night?

They already walk among us.

All joking aside though, I would send them all a dick pic so they would block me and I could live out my life in peace.

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By *eralt80Man
2 weeks ago

cork

Start hoarding bread and toilet paper. It’s the new currency

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Is this another attempt at the zombie game from a few months back. Great fun.

If it is I would open a funeral parlour and hide, in plain sight, amongst the coffins.

⚰🤯🤪😱

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By *rmrs1234Couple
2 weeks ago

Waterford

Im getting tips from my daughter. Shes watching all the walking dead seasons now so she has to be like a zombie expert by now right?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
2 weeks ago

East / North, Cork


"Head to our country house, it's got everything we could ever need for a very very long time. "

Sounds perfect. We would be heading to "_lternative lifestyles country house and offering ourselves up in a sex for rent commune.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan

I'd head for my tasty divorced neighbour's house, pretend I'm a zombie and start chewing on her titties.

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth


"Head to our country house, it's got everything we could ever need for a very very long time.

Sounds perfect. We would be heading to "_lternative lifestyles country house and offering ourselves up in a sex for rent commune. "

Ok didn't know we had to take in extras. But sure why not!

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth


"I'd head for my tasty divorced neighbour's house, pretend I'm a zombie and start chewing on her titties. "

Why wait,? She may be bored already of single life.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan


"I'd head for my tasty divorced neighbour's house, pretend I'm a zombie and start chewing on her titties.

Why wait,? She may be bored already of single life. "

Fuck it, you're right! Wish me luck!

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth


"I'd head for my tasty divorced neighbour's house, pretend I'm a zombie and start chewing on her titties.

Why wait,? She may be bored already of single life.

Fuck it, you're right! Wish me luck! "

Good luck Hun Audances fortuna iuvat

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By *edro50Man
2 weeks ago

enniskillen

Go get loads of fuel and dried foods and cans and water and any guns I could find and then goto an island I know secure it and lock and load.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
2 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

I'd just let the zombies do what they want to me, the alternative is too horrific.. porridge!! It's all that's ever left to eat and, well, just no!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
2 weeks ago

City Centre

Protect the cheesemakers at all costs.

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By *leasurevilleMan
2 weeks ago

kilkenny

thats me so tiny 🧀. I'm saved 😌

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
2 weeks ago

Portstewart

Grab my bug out bag and head inland probably the mournes or similar lots of fresh game and very little people

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan


"Grab my bug out bag and head inland probably the mournes or similar lots of fresh game and very little people "

Are you attracted in particular to little people?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan


"Go get loads of fuel and dried foods and cans and water and any guns I could find and then goto an island I know secure it and lock and load."

Don't forget to get a boat as well

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By *edro50Man
2 weeks ago

enniskillen


"Grab my bug out bag and head inland probably the mournes or similar lots of fresh game and very little people "

Love your style but if you're coming from the coast surely you goto the sperrins or Donegal.

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By *edro50Man
2 weeks ago

enniskillen


"Go get loads of fuel and dried foods and cans and water and any guns I could find and then goto an island I know secure it and lock and load.

Don't forget to get a boat as well "

Carry bridge just down the road

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan


"Go get loads of fuel and dried foods and cans and water and any guns I could find and then goto an island I know secure it and lock and load.

Don't forget to get a boat as well

Carry bridge just down the road "

You'll need some explosives to get rid of that as soon as you're across!

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By *edro50Man
2 weeks ago

enniskillen

Lol

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
2 weeks ago

The West

It depends, are these The Walking Dead type of Zombies or the Zombieland type?

Like, will being armed like a viking suffice, or will I need to be more like a Marine?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

Probably pretend its not happening for a while...

See how that goes 😜

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By *electableicecreamMan
2 weeks ago

The West

Eat the rich

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By *tarboy300Man
2 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE


"Head to our country house, it's got everything we could ever need for a very very long time. "

Any room in this country house? I can cook, clean and a few other things

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth

Yes their is, he's boats, canoes, inflatable boats, tools galore, vegetable gardens, fruit trees, can process large animals, cows across the road, sea behind, nets, shrimp pots, crab pots, thousands litres of fresh water, fuel & fire wood tons food, all enclosed walls, dogs for security, guns ammo just goes on and on.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Head straight for the middle isle in lidl d aldi .!!

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By *P_80Man
2 weeks ago

Waterford

I've actually pondered this because I live beside a graveyard.

Can they climb stairs?

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By *ustBoWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Pal up with people who run slower than I do

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By *ungry Cat OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Belfast


"I've actually pondered this because I live beside a graveyard.

Can they climb stairs?"

Only live people can turn into zombies, ones 6 feet under are safe to be around 😂

Not sure if they can climb stairs 🤔

Would be too easy if they couldn't wouldn't it? 🤔🫣

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
2 weeks ago

City Centre


"Head straight for the middle isle in lidl d aldi .!!"

And buy a...

trumpet? 😆

God I love a middle isle.

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By *udeishere24Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️ "

Zombie apocalypse in Dublin, well sounds like it's already happening all around Europe. No borders people invading other people's home and brainless activities around the streets. Too bad nothing can be done to them yet 😅😅

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By *eturninghornMan
2 weeks ago

Cork

Pretend to be a zombie when they see you, then they will just pass you by? I dont watch zombie shows do im not sure how they go on those shows?

Has anyone tried just asking them to stop?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️

Zombie apocalypse in Dublin, well sounds like it's already happening all around Europe. No borders people invading other people's home and brainless activities around the streets. Too bad nothing can be done to them yet 😅😅"

You're spending too much time on Facebook friend. Go live in the real world for a while.

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By *udeishere24Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️

Zombie apocalypse in Dublin, well sounds like it's already happening all around Europe. No borders people invading other people's home and brainless activities around the streets. Too bad nothing can be done to them yet 😅😅

You're spending too much time on Facebook friend. Go live in the real world for a while. "

What you mean real world 😅😅😅

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️

Zombie apocalypse in Dublin, well sounds like it's already happening all around Europe. No borders people invading other people's home and brainless activities around the streets. Too bad nothing can be done to them yet 😅😅

You're spending too much time on Facebook friend. Go live in the real world for a while.

What you mean real world 😅😅😅 "

The real world would be the opposite to the inflammatory Facebook shite you posted above.

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By *udeishere24Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️

Zombie apocalypse in Dublin, well sounds like it's already happening all around Europe. No borders people invading other people's home and brainless activities around the streets. Too bad nothing can be done to them yet 😅😅

You're spending too much time on Facebook friend. Go live in the real world for a while.

What you mean real world 😅😅😅

The real world would be the opposite to the inflammatory Facebook shite you posted above. "

It's just a joke, 😅😅😅 it does feel like zombie attack like what's happening around..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️

Zombie apocalypse in Dublin, well sounds like it's already happening all around Europe. No borders people invading other people's home and brainless activities around the streets. Too bad nothing can be done to them yet 😅😅

You're spending too much time on Facebook friend. Go live in the real world for a while.

What you mean real world 😅😅😅

The real world would be the opposite to the inflammatory Facebook shite you posted above.

It's just a joke, 😅😅😅 it does feel like zombie attack like what's happening around.. "

It's less a joke than a racist comment. Fair enough, own it if you want but don't try pretending that it's anything other than a racist comment based on nothing other than the shite you've read on right wing FB or X pages.

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️

Zombie apocalypse in Dublin, well sounds like it's already happening all around Europe. No borders people invading other people's home and brainless activities around the streets. Too bad nothing can be done to them yet 😅😅"

Couldn't just play along with the silly litle zombie game like everyone else could you

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By *ubadubdubWoman
2 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️ "

Buy lots of cherry vodka and look for an aul crannóg to shelter in. Hope zombies can't swim 🙏🏻

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth

Would you help your neighbours? Or send the zombies to them instead?

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth

Would you help your neighbours? Or send the zombies to them instead?

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By *udeishere24Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️

Zombie apocalypse in Dublin, well sounds like it's already happening all around Europe. No borders people invading other people's home and brainless activities around the streets. Too bad nothing can be done to them yet 😅😅

Couldn't just play along with the silly litle zombie game like everyone else could you "

It was a stupid lil joke like, why am i getting haunted.. 😅😅

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth

I asked himself on the phone, big pause, his first thoughts was to borrow the neighbours combine harvester, I asked why! then I wished I didn't ask! Love him and all but it was about surviving an apocalypse not eradicating it solo.

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By *P_80Man
2 weeks ago

Waterford


"I've actually pondered this because I live beside a graveyard.

Can they climb stairs?

Only live people can turn into zombies, ones 6 feet under are safe to be around 😂

Not sure if they can climb stairs 🤔

Would be too easy if they couldn't wouldn't it? 🤔🫣"

I'm no expert on zombies. I assumed they rise from the grave and infect the living, causing the zombie apocalypse.

Are you telling me that Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video lied to me?

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By *umpsMan
2 weeks ago

city

You mean it didn't happen already?. I thought it already did with everywhere you go everyone stuck to there phone.

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By *tarboy300Man
2 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE


"Yes their is, he's boats, canoes, inflatable boats, tools galore, vegetable gardens, fruit trees, can process large animals, cows across the road, sea behind, nets, shrimp pots, crab pots, thousands litres of fresh water, fuel & fire wood tons food, all enclosed walls, dogs for security, guns ammo just goes on and on. "

Would his name be rick by any chance?

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth


"Yes their is, he's boats, canoes, inflatable boats, tools galore, vegetable gardens, fruit trees, can process large animals, cows across the road, sea behind, nets, shrimp pots, crab pots, thousands litres of fresh water, fuel & fire wood tons food, all enclosed walls, dogs for security, guns ammo just goes on and on.

Would his name be rick by any chance? "

No, he just loves outdoors and country life, camping and gardening, trying to get me into some of it, the fishing stuff really not sure about.

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By *aid backMan
2 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

Load up the guns rods and machete go pick my daughter then head away from populated areas near enough to the sea or a body of water(food). Live out my life

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By *ouple49Couple
2 weeks ago

Border of Cheshire, Shropshire and


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️ "

Put a filter on, they’ll all be messaging with their cut and paste irresistible bollocks and gym pics! lol

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By *ouple49Couple
2 weeks ago

Border of Cheshire, Shropshire and


"Load up the guns rods and machete go pick my daughter then head away from populated areas near enough to the sea or a body of water(food). Live out my life"

But there will always be a scouser nearby, shouting to his mate lol

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By *aid backMan
2 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Load up the guns rods and machete go pick my daughter then head away from populated areas near enough to the sea or a body of water(food). Live out my life

But there will always be a scouser nearby, shouting to his mate lol "

luckily I love scousers

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By *relad01Man
2 weeks ago

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Gather a colony of the sexy survivors and fend off the zombie hoards in style !

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
2 weeks ago

The West

Loving the confidence in all these replies!💪

But truth be told, most of ye wouldn't survive a power cut over the weekend, never mind a Zombie apocalypse!! 😂 😂

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By *eordie.Woman
2 weeks ago

The Sticks


"Load up the guns rods and machete go pick my daughter then head away from populated areas near enough to the sea or a body of water(food). Live out my life"

Ah there you are

I'm going wherever you are, cos you'll out survive us all

Onwards to the Winchester!

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By *aid backMan
2 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Load up the guns rods and machete go pick my daughter then head away from populated areas near enough to the sea or a body of water(food). Live out my life

Ah there you are

I'm going wherever you are, cos you'll out survive us all

Onwards to the Winchester!"

I'd pick you up on the way

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By *eordie.Woman
2 weeks ago

The Sticks


"Load up the guns rods and machete go pick my daughter then head away from populated areas near enough to the sea or a body of water(food). Live out my life

Ah there you are

I'm going wherever you are, cos you'll out survive us all

Onwards to the Winchester!

I'd pick you up on the way "

you're so good

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By *Sparkie.Man
2 weeks ago

Ratoath

Open the gun cabinet and the whiskey room

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By *ezoMan
2 weeks ago

The Kingdom


"What's the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️ "

Aquire full covering armour. So I don't have to worry about bites.

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