FabSwingers.com forum: Gardening vs Fab meet

By *exyScientists OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

Ok so not sure about this ..apart from the obvious ones but if it dies a death so be it. But there are some witty people out there so what can you say about gardening and a fab meet?

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"Ok so not sure about this ..apart from the obvious ones but if it dies a death so be it. But there are some witty people out there so what can you say about gardening and a fab meet?

I think that bush needs a little trim

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

How many of those holes d'ya want filled

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

Thoese seeds need to be buried deep

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'd have to be dug out of the OP, wha'

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
2 weeks ago

Newry

It could do with a good tidy up after the winter

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

Where do you want me to plant this yoke

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I'd have to be dug out of the OP, wha'

That's a very small shovel. I need a bigger one for this job

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

I think I'll have to tie this one down

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"I'd have to be dug out of the OP, wha'

That's a very small shovel. I need a bigger one for this job

I'm prepared to bring my shovel to the job to help out

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I'd have to be dug out of the OP, wha'

That's a very small shovel. I need a bigger one for this job

That's my trowel you were looking at

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

I wouldn't mind planting some seeds into that wet patch

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By *ohnsmithMan
2 weeks ago

South Tipperary

Be on my knees for both jobs..

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I'd have to be dug out of the OP, wha'

That's a very small shovel. I need a bigger one for this job

That's my trowel you were looking at

I'm sure it's a lovely one 😘😜

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By *iresmillyWoman
2 weeks ago

Stillorgan

Are you a gardener, because I want you to plant that between my tulips (two lips

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"Are you a gardener, because I want you to plant that between my tulips (two lips

Hahaha not a Gardner but I'll give it my best shot

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By *eralt80Man
2 weeks ago

cork

Ooh e’er, what a lovely pair of melons

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
2 weeks ago

Los lobos

Be very careful not to over fertilize! You may regret it .

Don't let your creeper Hang out over your neighbours wall.

If you trim around your bush it will look bigger.. and that mould should die off cum the summer 🌞

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
2 weeks ago

Newry

It smells of roses down here

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

Why is there so much mud?

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
2 weeks ago

City Centre

Do you need a small sized hoe or a full sized?

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Do you want this planted in the front or the back.

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
2 weeks ago

Los lobos

"Do you want this planted in the front or the back.

Spits the skittles out of my mouth laughing

..... Brilliant

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

I never thought that would grow so big.

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By *oodtimesaheadMan
2 weeks ago

dublin

I get so excited about gardening that I wet my plants

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
2 weeks ago

Funville

I always tie my hoe up in advance of pulling out my power hose to spray...

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"I get so excited about gardening that I wet my plants

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🤣🤣

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

What plants need watered

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

That's a long hose lol

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"That's a long hose lol"

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Why are my fingers green?

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By *s. DevineWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin

My bulb needs plenty of attention in order for it to blossom 🌹

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By *he KakapoMan
2 weeks ago

A nice rock

I put the absolute bear minimum effort in

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

There are no gardening mistakes only experiments

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use"

Should be fully inflated very soon

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

We're shall I place my garden swing

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

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you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
2 weeks ago

Newry

Would you like to see my lobelia?

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"We're shall I place my garden swing"

Place it on a sheltered area with direct sunlight, best for growing thinks

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁"

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

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By *eturninghornMan
2 weeks ago

Cork

Im ploughing the wrong side

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"Im ploughing the wrong side"

Simple mistake to make, can happen the best of us

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By *s. DevineWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

Yes that's how it works, but don't shake the container to much or it could fizz out onto your hands

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By *otel CaliforniaCouple
2 weeks ago

Dirty old town

A dirty hoe, is a happy hoe…

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By *ndrew1972Man
2 weeks ago

Roscrea

It might grow a bit bigger.

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By *eanRMan
2 weeks ago

ballymun

Can’t be a well maintained and manicured lawn

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By *s. DevineWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

Yes that's how it works, but don't shake the container to much or it could fizz out onto your hands

Hahaha

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
2 weeks ago

Newry

Always clean your tools after use

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

Yes that's how it works, but don't shake the container to much or it could fizz out onto your hands

Hahaha"

I'm not joking you need to handle the container with care

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By *leasurer77Man
2 weeks ago

Athlone

It could do with a bit of manure on it..

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By *man1044Man
2 weeks ago

North Galway

Down on all fours doing the dirty work

Lots of overgrown stuff .

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan

That hole isn't big enough

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By *s. DevineWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

Yes that's how it works, but don't shake the container to much or it could fizz out onto your hands

Hahaha

I'm not joking you need to handle the container with care

A gentle caress and some encouragement to spill out the nourishment??

I’m starting to creep myself out now 🙈

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

Yes that's how it works, but don't shake the container to much or it could fizz out onto your hands

Hahaha

I'm not joking you need to handle the container with care

A gentle caress and some encouragement to spill out the nourishment??

I’m starting to creep myself out now 🙈"

That's exactly how to do it, you must have tended to roses before🌹

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By *s. DevineWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

Yes that's how it works, but don't shake the container to much or it could fizz out onto your hands

Hahaha

I'm not joking you need to handle the container with care

A gentle caress and some encouragement to spill out the nourishment??

I’m starting to creep myself out now 🙈

That's exactly how to do it, you must have tended to roses before🌹"

Little Miss Sticky (oops, that should be green!) Fingers

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

It keeps getting flooded 💦💦

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

Yes that's how it works, but don't shake the container to much or it could fizz out onto your hands

Hahaha

I'm not joking you need to handle the container with care

A gentle caress and some encouragement to spill out the nourishment??

I’m starting to creep myself out now 🙈

That's exactly how to do it, you must have tended to roses before🌹

Little Miss Sticky (oops, that should be green!) Fingers"

Could be worst they could be wet fingers

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By *s. DevineWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

Yes that's how it works, but don't shake the container to much or it could fizz out onto your hands

Hahaha

I'm not joking you need to handle the container with care

A gentle caress and some encouragement to spill out the nourishment??

I’m starting to creep myself out now 🙈

That's exactly how to do it, you must have tended to roses before🌹

Little Miss Sticky (oops, that should be green!) Fingers

Could be worst they could be wet fingers

Finger lickin’ good 😆

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"That's a long hose lol

It's not all rolled out wait till I roll out all my hose

how long are we waiting till it's ready to use

Should be fully inflated very soon

you making food for the roses to help bloom 😁

Yes I've a special lotion for rose leaves and buds

The more you rub, the bigger the blossom

Yes that's how it works, but don't shake the container to much or it could fizz out onto your hands

Hahaha

I'm not joking you need to handle the container with care

A gentle caress and some encouragement to spill out the nourishment??

I’m starting to creep myself out now 🙈

That's exactly how to do it, you must have tended to roses before🌹

Little Miss Sticky (oops, that should be green!) Fingers

Could be worst they could be wet fingers

Finger lickin’ good 😆"

Yes fingers lickin' good

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By *rthur WrightusMan
2 weeks ago

Round the Bend

"Can’t be a well maintained and manicured lawn

I've been doing a lot of edging

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

I've a spray that will sort out that problem

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By *la57Man
2 weeks ago

Antrim co Antrim

Wow that's some pear

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By *_05Man
2 weeks ago

D11

Don't be shy you'll be covered in seed by the time we're done!

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
2 weeks ago

Dublin

This is the only tool I have, hopefully it's all that's needed

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By *heCumBackMan
2 weeks ago

Cork

I thinkn I’ll nip this one in the Bud

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By *la57Man
2 weeks ago

Antrim co Antrim

It starts off small but it grows really big

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By *heGeneral24Man
2 weeks ago

Limerick City

Yee wouldn't even believe how deep i buried them seeds 🌱🌱🌱.

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Make sure wash the soil of your hands after digging about in there

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Time to plant my garden or as bunnies call it , my all you can eat buffet

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan

Hmmmm... Is that a cock chafer over there?

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Mick did a great job already, there's not much more I can do.

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

"Mick did a great job already, there's not much more I can do."

And I'm not cleaning up after him

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By *wingme22Man
2 weeks ago

Galway

That patch looks like it got a good going over with the rotavator..

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By *wingme22Man
2 weeks ago

Galway

My bean pole is too long it won't find in your tunnel

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

Sure look if it's gardening and a fab meet you couldn't get better than Lady Chatterley

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By *heGeneral24Man
2 weeks ago

Limerick City

Tickets......

Get yer Tickets.....

Tickets to the National Ploughing championships up by 300% 😈😈😈.

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By *ovely jubbly69Couple
2 weeks ago

leinster

Turn the sod you said, thought you meant your husband oops sorry.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan

Hey, I'm a pro at this!

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By *reetogoodhomeMan
2 weeks ago

Hereandthere

There's ways to approach everything.

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By *la57Man
2 weeks ago

Antrim co Antrim

Think it might need a good cane to keep it up

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By *la57Man
2 weeks ago

Antrim co Antrim

Are you getting hard landscaping

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Beware of garden gnome he bites lol

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Gonna need some heavy machinery for that hole

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By *eus17Man
2 weeks ago

belfast

I love gardening,just me and my trusty garden hoe

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
2 weeks ago

South Dublin

Well that’s gonna have to be pruned for a start 🤓

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Sprinklers in the garden are amazing fun lol

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Definitely gonna plough that !!!

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Think you have thrush in your garden !!!

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"Definitely gonna plough that !!!"
make sure check equipment before hand and adjust settings as needed to achieve optional results

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"Think you have thrush in your garden !!!"
😂😂😂

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

There isn't mushroom in this bed too many turnip

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By *P_80Man
2 weeks ago

Waterford

Right lads. We have a big hole here. Fill her up.

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"Right lads. We have a big hole here. Fill her up."
pmsl

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Gardeners know all the dirt

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

So many birds in my garden. I love watching them. 😈

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

All grow at different rates

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By *hynot xCouple
2 weeks ago

Sligo

I've prepared the beds,

Now, let me show you my dibber!

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

That stalk needs pulling later !!

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

Someone should really attend to that bush it looks like it needs urgent attention

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By *abberABCMan
2 weeks ago

ball

I’ll tidy up the front garden first then finish in the back!!!

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
2 weeks ago

Galway

Always triple check which one you're currently engaged in before fertilizing.

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By *s. DevineWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin

This patch is a little dry, can you help me moisten it?

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"This patch is a little dry, can you help me moisten it?"

I've got just the tool for the job

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By *s. DevineWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin

"This patch is a little dry, can you help me moisten it?

I've got just the tool for the job

Getting your inflatable hose out again? 😂

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By *ramerMan
2 weeks ago

"This patch is a little dry, can you help me moisten it?

I've got just the tool for the job

Getting your inflatable hose out again? 😂"

Well it's the perfect tool for such a job

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By *ot LatteCouple
2 weeks ago

France

I need to get to grips with some very hard wood…..

I’m at risk of accidentally impaling my self on a few

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By *P_80Man
2 weeks ago

Waterford

If your balls go near my bush again I'm going to burst them!!!

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

You've done a terrible job just leave it now and I'll find someone who knows what they're doing

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
2 weeks ago

South Dublin

Just go down the back passage

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By *aughty MilfCouple
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Make sure you aim good with hose don't want to get hit in eyes

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By *errardNo8Man
2 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo

"Why is there so much mud?

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