FabSwingers.com forum: Sweet little lies...

By *udeishere24 OP Man
3 days ago

Dublin

Who lies about their height over here.. haha.!! Met a few people over the socials and when you go to their profiles the height mentioned never matches the person lol. Ladies did you had any experiences like that?

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
3 days ago

Cork

Haven't lied about any dimensions but I've definitely seen guys do it. I do love being a part of "manlet" groups. Their self depreciating humour is pretty funny. I've seen people say anyone under 6 foot is a manlet so I feel for them too.

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By *ueen_MeadhbhWoman
3 days ago

sligo

Plenty bluff about their age, their height, their marital status, imagine some even use other people's pics

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By *aybeLadyWoman
3 days ago

West Dublin

Yes plenty of experience with men lying about their height. Bugs the crap out of me 🤦‍♀️

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By *herest KhanMan
3 days ago

The Jungle

I've heard lots of stories of guys saying they are a certain height and then showing up to dates and being smaller than the person they are meeting. Never understood it.

I am the height I claim to be.

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By *avexxMan
3 days ago

cheshire

im correct height and correct age do wish i was a bit taller

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere

I'm the wrong weight for my height

According to the charts I should be 3m tall

Athletic

Hung

Curvey

Age

Are probably lied about more than height

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By *lue eyesMan
3 days ago

cavan

I might have shrank half an inch in the last couple of years but luckily its only of my height

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By *radseman.jayMan
3 days ago

allover

No lies here I'm 6ft 1

16 stone

Balding with a beard

Easy going fella

Loves the craic

Told ive a big willy (not sure)

But I know I've big hands ✋️

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By *s LollyWoman
3 days ago

The pub then supermacs ...

There's a good few lads on here claiming to be 29/30 when infact their 24/25🤥

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
3 days ago

Cork

"There's a good few lads on here claiming to be 29/30 when infact their 24/25🤥"

I don't know why, there's power in youth

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By *P_80Man
3 days ago

Waterford

I'll never understand why anyone would lie about anything about their appearance or age on a site like this.

You're going to be found out if you meet someone.

I am what I am. If you're not into it, cool.

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 days ago

Belfast

I really am 5 feet and 11 inches. I just tuck it in my sock.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
3 days ago

City Centre

If at first you don't succeed, lie and lie again. 😅

I'm really not 4ft11. I'm actually 12inches tall. Which amazingly is the same length of every penis on fab, so I'm told. 🤪😂

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By *orkGuyDMan
3 days ago

Near the city

I can see why younger lads would lie about age because it seems very few people are actually interested in meeting people under ~28 despite claiming to meet anyone from early 20s up. From what ive seen anyways.

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By *udeishere24 OP Man
3 days ago

Dublin

Haha.. just the desperate attempts to get into someone's dms. Like some people are really picky about age, race and whatnots, some profiles only have like b/w pictures. One day these lies all gonna fail, if you can't sell your self as who you are truly all this just for shag is really pathetic 😄😅😅

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

I'm 44

5foot7

154 lbs

My Mrs is 44

5 foot 3

126 lbs

No lies about us , people either like us or they don't, either way life will continue as normal for us

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By *reetogoodhomeMan
3 days ago

Hereandthere

"Plenty bluff about their age, their height, their marital status, imagine some even use other people's pics "

Really ??? ..here ??? No way ..do they ??? ...🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 days ago

The West

"Haha.. just the desperate attempts to get into someone's dms. Like some people are really picky about age, race and whatnots, some profiles only have like b/w pictures. One day these lies all gonna fail, if you can't sell your self as who you are truly all this just for shag is really pathetic 😄😅😅"

I keep trying to sell myself but no one wants to pay for it.

Will work for food

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By *iscuits8Man
3 days ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"If at first you don't succeed, lie and lie again. 😅

I'm really not 4ft11. I'm actually 12inches tall. Which amazingly is the same length of every penis on fab, so I'm told. 🤪😂"

6 times the length of mine 👏 ya giant!

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By *iresmillyWoman
3 days ago

Stillorgan

So many men here lying about their ages- and lads your not kidding any woman when you say your 42 and turn up looking 60. Also the height lie- bugs me so much. I’m 5”9 so it does matter. If you say your 6”, I’ll know straight away if you are lying- if I was short it wouldn’t matter but it does if I have to remove my heels

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
3 days ago

Galway, Clare

It's not being "picky" - it's called having preferences.

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By *acob12369Man
3 days ago

URPANTS

Fleetwood Mac in my head now!

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By *phrodite72Woman
2 days ago

dublin/galway

"Fleetwood Mac in my head now!"

Baaahaaaa me tooooo

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By *ingetMan
2 days ago

West Cork

Of course there are no ladies or couples lying or telling fibs about their Stats on here.Funnely enough when you tell the truth, people do not believe you

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
2 days ago

There and Here

"Of course there are no ladies or couples lying or telling fibs about their Stats on here.Funnely enough when you tell the truth, people do not believe you"

Meh. I'm short and fat. I say so in my profile. Funnily enough it's only ever men who try to tell me otherwise. Dude quit, I've got mirrors in my house.

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By *asual777Man
2 days ago

i travel all over

I pretend I am 5 foot 6 when I am really 5 foot 5 and a half

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By *og-ManMan
2 days ago

somewhere

"I pretend I am 5 foot 6 when I am really 5 foot 5 and a half"

Extra half inch makes the difference

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By *ast_jjMan
2 days ago

Dublin and London

"I pretend I am 5 foot 6 when I am really 5 foot 5 and a half"
Having met you, I can confirm he is 5ft 5 and a half. 😂😂

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By *igglefunWoman
2 days ago

Cork

I lie about been a cunt

Nah I'm lovely really

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By *eturninghornMan
2 days ago

Cork

Im really my height

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By *udeishere24 OP Man
2 days ago

Dublin

Wonder if i get some attention if i lie about my height and age hahaha... only joking 🤭🤭

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By *ataWoman
2 days ago

Neverland

I’m 5’10 and that was the height I requested for meets. The vast majority of the 5.10 men I’ve met are shorter (albeit marginally) than me. They are not 5’10 and I don’t know why they lie. So now, I’m asking for 5’11 for a buffer.

Kinda annoying

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By *inaraWoman
2 days ago

close to you

Tbh never looked at the hight for me more important personally

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By *electableicecreamMan
2 days ago

The West

"I’m 5’10 and that was the height I requested for meets. The vast majority of the 5.10 men I’ve met are shorter (albeit marginally) than me. They are not 5’10 and I don’t know why they lie. So now, I’m asking for 5’11 for a buffer.

Kinda annoying

I'm 5’10 in 2" heels

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By *ourtJesterMan
1 day ago

carlow

I'm 6'3 / 6'4 in the morning and 6'1 / 6'2 in the evenings. Fuck knows where that difference goes. Probably compression over the day or what ever.

So ladies, if height is important, you can have a breakfast, lunch or dinner meet depending on your vertical requirements of a man.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
1 day ago

Meath

What’s the point in lying? You’ll get caught out if you intend to meet…

So yeah.. 54.. (where did the time go)

5’6 ish.. and plenty of belly and butt.. with muscles under the extra padding..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 day ago

Lucan

I lie and say I'm just normal even though I'm really quite incredible. I just want to blend in.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
1 day ago

There and Here

"I lie and say I'm just normal even though I'm really quite incredible. I just want to blend in.

Just another of the many crosses you have to bear Mick

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By *hereisnotomorrowMan
1 day ago

Dublin

"I'm 6'3 / 6'4 in the morning and 6'1 / 6'2 in the evenings. Fuck knows where that difference goes. Probably compression over the day or what ever.

I'm pretty sure this is actually it & relates to the effects of gravity on the human body.

[off-topic]

There's some interesting hypotheses on whether intelligent, complex life on a larger planet than ours would be capable of developing a space program as it would take so much more energy to reach orbit. Aside from space travel, it's unlikely that they'd have stuff like satellite comms or GPS.

[/off-topic]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 day ago

Lucan

"I lie and say I'm just normal even though I'm really quite incredible. I just want to blend in.

Just another of the many crosses you have to bear Mick"

Sing it with me now..

"Oh lord it's so hard to be humble 🎶 🎵 🎤"

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