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By *exyScientists OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

I just grilled some sausages and for maybe the first time ever I didn't burn them...

I've also been known to set off fire alarms while hard boiling eggs.

And yes I know I can set an alarm on my phone but by the time I've left the kitchen I've completely forgotten 😳

What do you always burn? Has anyone set fire to anything?

And no it's not a thread about your pee burning..

Please see a Dr for that one.

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By *exicansCouple
23 weeks ago

wexford

My fire alarm goes of when I'm making toast 😂

Mrs

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By *antra MassageMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

Porridge...I always burn porridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

For some reason popcorn in the microwarvé doesn't like me. 😒

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

You're smoking hot in fairness OP so you must burn a few phones

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

"For some reason popcorn in the microwarvé doesn't like me. 😒"

Yeah that happens to me. I do it with kernels the old fashioned way now!

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By *P_80Man
23 weeks ago

Waterford

Got complacent on a building site years ago and set my pants on fire.

Got them off in time before any serious damage was done to my leg.

This in no way implies that I'm a liar by the way.

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
23 weeks ago

Cork

Pancakes...they're either burnt or undercooked. Never fluffy as the recipe states!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
23 weeks ago

Lucan

I burned some toast in a friend's house in the States years ago while he was at work and set off the fire alarm. Ten minutes later I'm sitting at the table eating burned toast and minding my own business when the front door crashes in. The local fire brigade proceeded to charge in with their hoses at the ready.

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By *otownkid1967Man
23 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Whenever I cook a steak . I put skillet on cooker for couple of minutes to heat up then drop steak in and bang....off goes the alarm. So now I just remove batteries.

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I burned some toast in a friend's house in the States years ago while he was at work and set off the fire alarm. Ten minutes later I'm sitting at the table eating burned toast and minding my own business when the front door crashes in. The local fire brigade proceeded to charge in with their hoses at the ready.

I had that happen in Nutses accommodation in a hospital when i set the alarms off. We all had to stand outside until they checked it was safe. I should have done it more often

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By *ealitybitesMan
23 weeks ago

Belfast

Not something I burned but I was locking up a warehouse one night and could hear water dripping and discovered a leak in the roof.

Had to spend about 40 minutes on a forklift moving everything out of the way and putting buckets down to catch the water.

When I was almost finished I could smell something burning and spent another half an hour wandering the aisles thinking it was an electrical issue caused by another leak.

Turns out the issue was at reception where the woman who worked there had been fixing her hair before going on a night out and had left straighteners plugged in and they had melted the laminate top on the reception counter.

If I hadn't had to deal with the leak there was a good chance the warehouse might not have been there the next morning.

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By *SydneyMan
23 weeks ago

Dublin/London

"Whenever I cook a steak . I put skillet on cooker for couple of minutes to heat up then drop steak in and bang....off goes the alarm. So now I just remove batteries."

If you’re trying to make a top quality steak at home with a nice crust on it, and the fire alarm doesn’t go off, you’re doing it wrong 👌

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By *herest KhanMan
23 weeks ago

The Jungle

I set the BBQ on fire once. Flames coming out the back, out under the controls, under the lid, everywhere.

I'd turned the gas onto max and didn't realise that 50% on was enough.

Left some burn marks on the wall of the house.

The eventual steak was delicious

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
23 weeks ago

Lucan

I had that happen in Nutses accommodation in a hospital when i set the alarms off. We all had to stand outside until they checked it was safe. I should have done it more often

It was the bill that hit me the hardest. Luckily his insurance eventually agreed to cover it but with a warning not to do it again. No more toast for me that week

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By *rmrs1234Couple
23 weeks ago

Waterford

I always mess up fry ups. Bake no problem but chances are ill burn your sausage(s)

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
23 weeks ago

Lucan

"Not something I burned but I was locking up a warehouse one night and could hear water dripping and discovered a leak in the roof.

Had to spend about 40 minutes on a forklift moving everything out of the way and putting buckets down to catch the water.

When I was almost finished I could smell something burning and spent another half an hour wandering the aisles thinking it was an electrical issue caused by another leak.

If I hadn't had to deal with the leak there was a good chance the warehouse might not have been there the next morning.

Not all heroes wear capes

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By *aughty MilfCouple
23 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"For some reason popcorn in the microwarvé doesn't like me. 😒"
it is a nightmare lol

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By *enitMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

I had that happen in Nutses accommodation in a hospital when i set the alarms off. We all had to stand outside until they checked it was safe. I should have done it more often

A nurse is it?

Got the old style uniform with the skirt?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
23 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

That's what happens when we flirt too much on here🤣

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By *olfhunterMan
23 weeks ago

Magic place

Last think nearly burned was a steak for a customer he wanted extra well well done ...

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

"That's what happens when we flirt too much on here🤣"

Thats just you 😘

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By *avexxMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire

toast always toast

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By *rRiosMan
23 weeks ago

dublin

Garlic, in a blink of an eye it goes from aromatic to bitter

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
23 weeks ago

Athlone

Is it Mr or Mrs doing all the burning.

Hands down every time....

Microwave Popcorn, now banned from our house.

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By *_05Man
23 weeks ago

D11

"I just grilled some sausages and for maybe the first time ever I didn't burn them...

I've also been known to set off fire alarms while hard boiling eggs.

And yes I know I can set an alarm on my phone but by the time I've left the kitchen I've completely forgotten 😳

What do you always burn? Has anyone set fire to anything?

And no it's not a thread about your pee burning..

Please see a Dr for that one. "

I'm normally quite good with setting a timer and usually give it another minute or so to be sure especially with chicken

I'm the same with sausages though! they never look as if they're done and then they end up being over cooked

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Is it Mr or Mrs doing all the burning.

Hands down every time....

Microwave Popcorn, now banned from our house."

Tbf it's Mrs

Mr rarely burns stuff...

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By *ot so needyMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

Tried to cook potato pies in Wikedties house today because she had never tasted them. But as usual we got side tracked and were reminded when the smoke alarm went mental. Hopefully her neighbours didn't see me running naked out the back door with the tray.

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
23 weeks ago

Funville

"For some reason popcorn in the microwarvé doesn't like me. 😒"

Try stopping the microwarvé (or Popty Ping if you are Welsh) mid cycle and shaking the bag around a bit to re-distribute the kernels instead of allowing them to sit for a full cycle 🍿

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
23 weeks ago

Funville

"I always mess up fry ups. Bake no problem but chances are ill burn your sausage(s)"

1. Invest in a Ninja duel air fryer

2. Place sausages in basket 1, 6 minutes at 200°, turn and then a further 6 minutes

3. At same time place some bacon and pudding in the second basket for same settings, turning halfway through.

4. On 2nd cycle, crack egg into a pan with some butter, cover with lid..

5. Put on the kettle and toast when egg is covered..

6. Whack beans in the microwave for 1 min, stir, another minute..

7. Assemble on a plate and enjoy 🍳🥓😋

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

Can't use an air fryer but to be honest a fry needs to be cooked in a frying pan

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Can't use an air fryer but to be honest a fry needs to be cooked in a frying pan

You can cook donuts in an air fryer....

Just saying 😌

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By *SydneyMan
23 weeks ago

Dublin/London

"I always mess up fry ups. Bake no problem but chances are ill burn your sausage(s)

1. Invest in a Ninja duel air fryer

2. Place sausages in basket 1, 6 minutes at 200°, turn and then a further 6 minutes

3. At same time place some bacon and pudding in the second basket for same settings, turning halfway through.

4. On 2nd cycle, crack egg into a pan with some butter, cover with lid..

5. Put on the kettle and toast when egg is covered..

6. Whack beans in the microwave for 1 min, stir, another minute..

7. Assemble on a plate and enjoy 🍳🥓😋"

Bake beans in a microwave is a war crime. The difference between microwave versus saucepan is monumental. They also need an obscene amount of Tabasco, though that’s personal preference

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I always mess up fry ups. Bake no problem but chances are ill burn your sausage(s)

1. Invest in a Ninja duel air fryer

2. Place sausages in basket 1, 6 minutes at 200°, turn and then a further 6 minutes

3. At same time place some bacon and pudding in the second basket for same settings, turning halfway through.

4. On 2nd cycle, crack egg into a pan with some butter, cover with lid..

5. Put on the kettle and toast when egg is covered..

6. Whack beans in the microwave for 1 min, stir, another minute..

7. Assemble on a plate and enjoy 🍳🥓😋"

Yeah no! That's way too complicated 😕

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I always mess up fry ups. Bake no problem but chances are ill burn your sausage(s)

1. Invest in a Ninja duel air fryer

2. Place sausages in basket 1, 6 minutes at 200°, turn and then a further 6 minutes

3. At same time place some bacon and pudding in the second basket for same settings, turning halfway through.

4. On 2nd cycle, crack egg into a pan with some butter, cover with lid..

5. Put on the kettle and toast when egg is covered..

6. Whack beans in the microwave for 1 min, stir, another minute..

7. Assemble on a plate and enjoy 🍳🥓😋

Bake beans in a microwave is a war crime. The difference between microwave versus saucepan is monumental. They also need an obscene amount of Tabasco, though that’s personal preference "

Is that so they don't taste of baked beans? 🤮

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

"Can't use an air fryer but to be honest a fry needs to be cooked in a frying pan

You can cook donuts in an air fryer....

Just saying 😌 "

I can buy them in a shop...just saying

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By *exyScientists OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Can't use an air fryer but to be honest a fry needs to be cooked in a frying pan

You can cook donuts in an air fryer....

Just saying 😌

I can buy them in a shop...just saying

It could be a new career...plan for the future 😋😋

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
23 weeks ago

Funville

"Can't use an air fryer but to be honest a fry needs to be cooked in a frying pan

It's the most efficient and most healthiest way to cook a fry 🍳🥓🤘

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
23 weeks ago

Funville

"I always mess up fry ups. Bake no problem but chances are ill burn your sausage(s)

1. Invest in a Ninja duel air fryer

2. Place sausages in basket 1, 6 minutes at 200°, turn and then a further 6 minutes

3. At same time place some bacon and pudding in the second basket for same settings, turning halfway through.

4. On 2nd cycle, crack egg into a pan with some butter, cover with lid..

5. Put on the kettle and toast when egg is covered..

6. Whack beans in the microwave for 1 min, stir, another minute..

7. Assemble on a plate and enjoy 🍳🥓😋

Yeah no! That's way too complicated 😕 "

It's as simple as following clear instruction, nothing is complicated with guidance.... 😋

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By *Sparkie.Man
23 weeks ago

Ratoath

Growing up we had a gas cooker with a grill and I lost count the amount of times I popped in toast and actually set it alight it was in so long.

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