FabSwingers.com forum: Worst joke but kinda funny

By *otass and scorpio OP Couple
1 week ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

I'll start

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

Because you'll get jurasskicked ....lol

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By *apri 555Man
1 week ago

wexford or Dublin

What wobbles in the sky 🤔

A jellycopter

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By *0kc00Man
1 week ago

cork

I'll continue the dinosaur theme...

What do you call a gay dinosaur.......Megasoreass

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By *otass and scorpio OP Couple
1 week ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

"I'll continue the dinosaur theme...

What do you call a gay dinosaur.......Megasoreass"
what do you call a lesbian one ? Lickalotapussy

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By *iscuits8Man
1 week ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

A lesbian vampire finishes up performing oral on her girfriend, says... "same time next month?" 😛

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By *efreshing_GTCouple
1 week ago

Kil

What’s the female version of TeaBagging?

Flappuccino

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By *rmrs1234Couple
1 week ago

Waterford

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boo bees

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By *otass and scorpio OP Couple
1 week ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

Guys some of these are awful......ly brilliant lol

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By *uperfishtMan
1 week ago

Artane

I've heard some terrible German sausage jokes in my time...

...But this one's definitely the wurst

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By *0kc00Man
1 week ago

cork

What does Dracula use instead of teabags....used tampons...

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
1 week ago

SA3

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

Sold his soul to Santa 🎅

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By *otass and scorpio OP Couple
1 week ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

Did you hear about the magic tractor ?

Went down the road and turned into a field !!

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By *iscuits8Man
1 week ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Why wouldn't the two tampons speak to each other?

Because they were stuck up cunts

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By *eorge89CroMan
1 week ago

Dublin

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize

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By *he Pilot69Man
1 week ago

kerry

What was Beyoncé called before she got married?

Fiancé

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By *SydneyMan
1 week ago

Dublin

Little known fact but Karl Marx was actually a divil for the old athletics.

So was his daughter Ainè….🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *rRiosMan
1 week ago

dublin

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it’s a foot 🙃

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
1 week ago

Cork

What do you call a obnoxious robber walking down the stairs?

An condescending con descending.

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
1 week ago

City

Why don't oysters donate to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 week ago

Lucan

My wife seems to think our neighbour is an excellent farmer. She's just told me he's outstanding in his field.

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By *amsevenMan
1 week ago

cork

A farmer was knocking down a fairy fort on his land. An old man ran up to him and said 'you'll only get bad luck for doing that'. The farmer replied 'my wife has left me, how could it get any worse'.

'She might come back' said the old man

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By *ister90Man
1 week ago

Galway city

"What’s the female version of TeaBagging?

Flappuccino "

BAHAHAHAHA!

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By *huCullainMan
1 week ago

Rathowen

2 dyslexics walk in to a bra

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By *aykay92Man
1 week ago

Ballybofey

I’ll give yas a Chuck Norris one:

Chuck Norris has only failed once. When he launched his own toilet paper. It didn’t work as the toilet paper wouldn’t take shit from anyone.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 week ago

Lucan

"I’ll give yas a Chuck Norris one:

Chuck Norris has only failed once. When he launched his own toilet paper. It didn’t work as the toilet paper wouldn’t take shit from anyone. "

My favourite Chuck Norris one is that Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
1 week ago

Lucan

A psychic dwarf escaped from prison. The headlines read "small medium at large"

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By *amdickieMan
1 week ago

Bettystown

How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The Hot Dogs taste like shit 😂😂

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By *adhatter and coCouple
1 week ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

The guy that invented Velcro died today,,,,,,, R.I.P....

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By *uckoldDesiresMan
1 week ago

Dublin

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light Blue

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By *of spadesMan
1 week ago

Kilkenny

Did you hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac? He laid awake all night wondering if there was any such thing as a Dog!!

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By *ustlooking900Man
1 week ago

Donegal

I just watched a programme about beavers, and you know what, it was the best dam programme I’ve ever seen

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By *adhatter and coCouple
1 week ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

I'm currently watching a documentary about shipbuilding,,,,,,, riveting...

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By *ionycusMan
1 week ago

Babylon

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.

That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"

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By *oinNumberMan
1 week ago

Waterford

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hilarious

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By *ice guy 8Man
1 week ago

Fermanagh

2 nuns fighting over a bicycle, mother superior sees them and says, if you cant share it I putting the saddle back on..lol

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By *azel cdTV/TS
1 week ago

Dungarvan

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone??????

You can't make a vitamin!

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By *0kc00Man
1 week ago

cork

What's the difference between jam and marmalade .........................

You can't marmalade your cock up her arse 🤣

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By *uddlyBear1972Man
1 week ago

North Meath, beyond that there be dragons

I once worked in a helium factory, I left because I refused to be spoken to in that tone

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By *irishladMan
1 week ago

North County Dublin

What have Limerick and Las Vegas have in common?

They are the only 2 places in the world you can pay for it with chips !

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By *uddlyBear1972Man
1 week ago

North Meath, beyond that there be dragons

When I was a kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

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By *rRiosMan
1 week ago

dublin

Man walks into a library and asks the librarian "do you have that book for men with small penis's"

She checks the computer then says "I don't think it is in yet"

"yeah that's the one!!!" the man replies

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By *outh_of_EdenMan
1 week ago

fota

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