FabSwingers.com forum: The Icebreaker Playbook: Best/Worst Opening Lines You’ve Heard

By *idnight_M4verick OP Man
16 weeks ago

rathvilly

So I have an incredibly hard time getting any responses to my openings on fab. Most go unread or just deleted with no response. So I figured why not see how everyone else approaches the opening message and what works versus what doesn't.

What was your most successful opening (or what opening did you receive that was an instant YES)

What is the worst opening you've received?

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By *indenMan
16 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Come back to mine and I’ll put the heating on…..

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By *idnight and LaceCouple
16 weeks ago

your town

Hi,

Wanna fuck?

Nice tits/ass.

Im free now.

And that's jusy a few

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
16 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Opening line..

"I'm 7½ inches and keep clean".

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By *indenMan
16 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Opening line..

"I'm 7½ inches and keep clean"."

So, which part of that convinced you to reply?

And what did you say?……

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By *idnight_M4verick OP Man
15 weeks ago

rathvilly

I quite like the cut of this one for some reason

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By *idnight_M4verick OP Man
15 weeks ago

rathvilly

I'm guessing they were also blankish profiles

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By *s LollyWoman
15 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hey hun your hotter than a junkies spoon 😂

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By *idnight_M4verick OP Man
15 weeks ago

rathvilly

that half is carrying a lot of water

And you keep clean? Really dude? Like that's meant to be impressive

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By *idnight_M4verick OP Man
15 weeks ago

rathvilly

Quite good! Could follow up with "and I've got a big needle I want to stick in you!"

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By *uca_BrazzyMan
15 weeks ago

Donegal

"Hey hun your hotter than a junkies spoon 😂"

That's lethal all the same 🤣

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By *ildGroverMan
15 weeks ago

rathfarnham

Best from a woman. - Hi

Worst from a man - Hi

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By *rikaskinksTV/TS
15 weeks ago

dublin

I'm no dentist but you definitely need a filling

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By *aughty MilfCouple
15 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

New pic is class what a view 🤔

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By *ealitybitesMan
15 weeks ago

Belfast

My best opening lines are telepathic.

I haven't actually typed or sent one here in just over 5 years but thought transference works really well and gets those gussets moist enough that they can't help but message me.

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By *aoirse NaughtyWoman
15 weeks ago

Cork

I never message first and worst first message was "we want to breed you till your vag is destroyed from pumping out babys"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
15 weeks ago

Lucan

Would you like to be buried with my people... tonight?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
15 weeks ago

Castlebar

Worst: Is your Mrs on the pill?

Best: Something amusing but that's quite subjective. I couldn't pick just one message - it would be the profile as a whole for me.

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By *og-ManMan
15 weeks ago

somewhere

Someone asked our couples account

" could I have a go at your Mrs "

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By *iscuits8Man
15 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Someone asked our couples account

" could I have a go at your Mrs " "

Yep, realised after it was meant to be a go ON your Mrs

As I said, apologies Bogs 🫡

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By *idnight_M4verick OP Man
15 weeks ago

rathvilly

[Removed by poster at 14/02/25 09:08:36]

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By *idnight_M4verick OP Man
15 weeks ago

rathvilly

"Best from a woman. - Hi

Worst from a man - Hi"

This is so painfully true.

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By *ourtJesterMan
15 weeks ago

carlow

If your free this Friday, wanna go halves on a dominos and a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

The worst would be:

What you are looking for?

Nice arse( seriously fed up of this comment)

Want to fuck now

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"I never message first and worst first message was "we want to breed you till your vag is destroyed from pumping out babys""

I got same one just deleted not interested to waste my time

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By *ourtJesterMan
15 weeks ago

carlow

"The worst would be:

What you are looking for?

Nice arse( seriously fed up of this comment)

Want to fuck now

To be fair, it is a decent looking arse. But to open an exchange of conversation with it is like, "ghee, thanks captain obvious"

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By *exyScientistsCouple
15 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Someone asked our couples account

" could I have a go at your Mrs " "

That's a common one. They should know by know that its an online booking system. 🙄

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By *ast_jjMan
15 weeks ago

Dublin

"I never message first and worst first message was "we want to breed you till your vag is destroyed from pumping out babys""
Sweet jesus!

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