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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

When using aldi toilet paper ...... I'll never buy it again!!

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere

Could have been worse if you forgot to take out the candle first

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
3 days ago

Galway, Clare

Oh this is all kinds of grim 🤢

There are times when a finger, or some such, are more than welcome in there.. but this is not that time!!

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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"Could have been worse if you forgot to take out the candle first "

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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"Oh this is all kinds of grim 🤢

There are times when a finger, or some such, are more than welcome in there.. but this is not that time!!"

it was very unexpected and not in a good way !

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
3 days ago

Portstewart

You should see what they do on field exercises in the military

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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"You should see what they do on field exercises in the military "
do tell ?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
3 days ago

Portstewart


"You should see what they do on field exercises in the military do tell ?"

Used to be you got 1 square of loo roll you folded in quarters and ripped the middle small circle out to put your finger through and the left over bit to clean under your fingernail

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
3 days ago

belfast


"When using aldi toilet paper ...... I'll never buy it again!!"

Just a Lidl bit

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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"You should see what they do on field exercises in the military do tell ?

Used to be you got 1 square of loo roll you folded in quarters and ripped the middle small circle out to put your finger through and the left over bit to clean under your fingernail "

millions for arms , budget cutbacks for hygiene lol

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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"When using aldi toilet paper ...... I'll never buy it again!!

Just a Lidl bit "

at.leqst.it wasn't tesco, "every bit helps" lol

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere


"You should see what they do on field exercises in the military do tell ?

Used to be you got 1 square of loo roll you folded in quarters and ripped the middle small circle out to put your finger through and the left over bit to clean under your fingernail "

I'd bite my nails but before I need to have a crap

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By *rakesterlingMan
3 days ago

Dublin

And then have the bromide pills, and the game of daring starts

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 days ago

The West

Fuck sake!

😂

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere

Two words Scorpio

Three ply

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By *har99Man
3 days ago

Birmingham

Shituation!

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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"Two words Scorpio

Three ply "

marine ply at the hardware store ??

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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
3 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"Shituation!"

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By *outh_of_EdenMan
3 days ago

visiting 11th

Bought a bidet hose attachment for the loo....Best invention ever. No more sandpapered ass!!

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By *og-ManMan
3 days ago

somewhere


"Two words Scorpio

Three ply marine ply at the hardware store ?? "

It's waterproof anyway

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By *otass and scorpio OP   Couple
2 days ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"Two words Scorpio

Three ply marine ply at the hardware store ??

It's waterproof anyway "

also finger proof, just don't wipe too hard .....splinters

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By *rRiosMan
2 days ago

dublin

Some people encourage getting in touch with your inner self

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By *acob12369Man
2 days ago

URPANTS


"Bought a bidet hose attachment for the loo....Best invention ever. No more sandpapered ass!!"

Bidets are great but end up with a wet ass. There should be sit down Dyson ass dryer beside it

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 days ago

Northern Ireland


"Bought a bidet hose attachment for the loo....Best invention ever. No more sandpapered ass!!

Bidets are great but end up with a wet ass. There should be sit down Dyson ass dryer beside it"

At a restaurant in Belfast at the weekend and it has a Japanese toilet. Water sprays fore and aft and then a little warm air. He said, 'what took you so long' I said 'there's a Japenese toilet in there, I was playing with the settings'. Him...rolls eyes.

I was only in for a piddle.

Also I loved it...

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