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"Don't watch "Don't F**k With Cats"🙈" I did before l got them..probably won't now.🤣 | |||
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"I had two beautiful kittens too. One of them shat on the floor beside her litter tray for her entire life" Litter trained..be damned. Shur why not behind the couch 😬 | |||
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"It’s an unspoken rule that if a dog or cat jumps on your lap your allowed to pet it but while staying over at a friends place one of their cats jumped in my lap got very scratchy when I started to pet it. She was having none of it. As my late father would always say - dirty bastarding cats " These two won't be recreating any kitten..that's for sure... | |||
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"My cat paw punches me in the face every morning to get up to feed her, while sitting on my chest. I love her to death but what I would give to just wake up naturally and unassaulted one of these days " The affectionate get up n feed me human..😅🤛🤛🐈 | |||
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"It’s an unspoken rule that if a dog or cat jumps on your lap your allowed to pet it but while staying over at a friends place one of their cats jumped in my lap got very scratchy when I started to pet it. She was having none of it. As my late father would always say - dirty bastarding cats " Sounds familiar I do love cats but some of them are very contrary 😬 The crying at windows to be let in, then going to a door to be let out 5 minutes later is another trick | |||
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"It’s an unspoken rule that if a dog or cat jumps on your lap your allowed to pet it but while staying over at a friends place one of their cats jumped in my lap got very scratchy when I started to pet it. She was having none of it. As my late father would always say - dirty bastarding cats Sounds familiar I do love cats but some of them are very contrary 😬 The crying at windows to be let in, then going to a door to be let out 5 minutes later is another trick " I’m scarred for life, more mentally than physically but still | |||
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"I currently have one fully grown mahoosive cat fast asleep on the back of my neck "one way keep you warm lol  | |||
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"My cat paw punches me in the face every morning to get up to feed her, while sitting on my chest. I love her to death but what I would give to just wake up naturally and unassaulted one of these days " Cats view us as a larger version of them. They are very light sleepers and can’t understand why us humans sleep for 8 hours. They poke or bite excessively in the mornings to see if u are alive. Also if cats sleep next to you they want reassurance. If they sleep next to your feet they are protecting you. | |||
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"I’m a total cat lady.. I’ve 4 in my house one part time that comes and visits. You need to learn cat body language and give them respect and you won’t have any problems. I meet cats every where I go. I’m a cat magnet. " Wanna be my cat whisperer.. | |||
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"I’m a total cat lady.. I’ve 4 in my house one part time that comes and visits. You need to learn cat body language and give them respect and you won’t have any problems. I meet cats every where I go. I’m a cat magnet. Wanna be my cat whisperer.. " We have a Maine coon. That really should be the end of it (this will make sense to some!). Beautiful cat but she is absolutely insane!! One of my many stories about her usually involves me having me to spend more money replacing things. I purchased a large clock for the living room. I had it for while before opening it, maybe a month or so. Anyway I finally decided to hang the clock. The cat clearly didn't approve of my taste. She jumped up and the clock smashed. It had been up for 10 minutes. | |||
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"Years ago I had to help a vet put a lot of cats to sleep. A disease had affected all of them. Crying all the time in pain. ... The cats were half wild and I was use to them. We used a fish to lure each on in to inject. This is a fact..... Out of about 15 cats the last one took off, he or she new something was wrong....i swore I'd never be a vet. " I've had to bring two cats to the vet to be put to sleep, and without question they both knew what was happening. | |||
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"Years ago I had to help a vet put a lot of cats to sleep. A disease had affected all of them. Crying all the time in pain. ... The cats were half wild and I was use to them. We used a fish to lure each on in to inject. This is a fact..... Out of about 15 cats the last one took off, he or she new something was wrong....i swore I'd never be a vet. I've had to bring two cats to the vet to be put to sleep, and without question they both knew what was happening." Heartbreaking xx | |||
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"I’m a total cat lady.. I’ve 4 in my house one part time that comes and visits. You need to learn cat body language and give them respect and you won’t have any problems. I meet cats every where I go. I’m a cat magnet. " I currently have 8 of the wee buggers...but also they're awesome. Says the woman who has just asked one of them if she'll move over on the sofa so she can sit down | |||
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"And if you die alone yer cats will eat ye
Dogs for life ❤️ "Only one of mine will eat me - the other won't start until there's someone standing beside him. And then he'll probably vomit on the kitchen floor. Lovely. | |||
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Dogs for life ❤️ "I've heard that alright but I've never seen a headline saying Pussy eats woman | |||
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"Had a sick child in the house got him a kitten (house trained) to cheer him up. He loved her, he was on the couch rapped in his duvet with the kitten ontop of him she turned round and shat on the poor little bollix as if being sick wasn't bad enough...." Omg..the poor child..yes cats are wankers 😏 | |||
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"We used to have a gorgeous Mein Coon, and she hated everyone in the house except me and my mam. I loved her so much I got a tattoo in her memory. She’s loved an auld dance. " Awwww this is so sweet and I love the quote!! The Maine coon I mentioned, belongs to my child - a birthday gift from me. They are like siblings!! Cats are great at teaching consent!! I don't find them to be selfish creatures. I think dogs are great but for those who some how think they are better than cats?! Cats don't eat their own poop or vomit!! And it's great that they clean themselves so often!! | |||
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"Two new kittens arrived pre Christmas. I should have done a sanity check before hand. Give me your best/worst pussy stories. I do adore them...btw.. " I got a beautiful kitten. I didn't get her in time for neutering. Four new kittens later I became a cat mom. I loved having tiny kittens in the house. Broke my heart to re-home them. Thought sure I've plenty of time for neutering. Second lot of four kittens. Had them playing with the Christmas tree before they went to their new homes. I loved being Cat Mom but I did get my cat 'done' after that. But I did briefly consider getting more cats and going into breeding. It was such a joy and so many snuggles. | |||
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"My pussy got into the habit of sitting on my face every morning now... Until I feed her what she wants... " Miaow | |||
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"The Kilkenny ones are anyway 😂😂 Bazz "Hey hey, I resemble that remark!!! 😠😠😉 | |||
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" Cats are great at teaching consent!! I don't find them to be selfish creatures. I think dogs are great but for those who some how think they are better than cats?! Cats don't eat their own poop or vomit!! And it's great that they clean themselves so often!! "I’ll never understand for a cat who hated to be bathed could be so soft, she was an absolute dear, and a grumpy lady hahah. Never seen anything like her. We have a new little fellah at home who’s the biggest little bollox you’ll ever see. | |||
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"Got a nice big Christmas tree this year. Lit the fire and loaded it up with all the decorations and lights. Took an absolute age. Nice glass of whiskey to lubricate the job. Cat stalks into the room, a malicious glint in his feline eyes. Proceeds to do a nice deep downward facing dog stretch. Ironic given his species. Begins to stride around the room, eyeing up his best approach here. Proceeds to leap into the very middle of the tree, dragging it to the ground. Shatters both whiskey glass and bottle. Destroys decorations. Jobs a good un. Cat ambles out of the room. Job done. A smug look now in his eye" Omg I just love cats and Christmas trees I had a real giggle reading that lol | |||
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"Got a nice big Christmas tree this year. Lit the fire and loaded it up with all the decorations and lights. Took an absolute age. Nice glass of whiskey to lubricate the job. Cat stalks into the room, a malicious glint in his feline eyes. Proceeds to do a nice deep downward facing dog stretch. Ironic given his species. Begins to stride around the room, eyeing up his best approach here. Proceeds to leap into the very middle of the tree, dragging it to the ground. Shatters both whiskey glass and bottle. Destroys decorations. Jobs a good un. Cat ambles out of the room. Job done. A smug look now in his eye Omg I just love cats and Christmas trees I had a real giggle reading that lol" Glad it gave you a laugh 😊 To be fair I laughed at the time as well. Sure what else could you do. An hour later when I was still scrubbing whiskey out of the carpet I was laughing a lot less | |||
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