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By *udeishere24 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin

Ladies!! Do you fancy the new monster/beast toys with weird shapes and sizes. As much as they are good addition to the fun and excitement how are they different from the normal ones.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
2 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

We have a couple that other men bought for Laura. They look a bit different and are knobbly. Other than that not much different to regular dildos. Ive seem some that ejaculate. I think these things are more for men to look at rather than for women to increase pleasure over regular toys.

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By *rown PrismWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin

I didn't even know that such toys existed

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

I have a knot dildo, a few tentacle dildos and a really long one for deep anal.

The knot one is incredible. It just hits the right places and the bulge is low down.

The tentacle ones are good for anal. Start with the narrow tip and see how far you can get. The stretch is wow.

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"We have a couple that other men bought for Laura. They look a bit different and are knobbly. Other than that not much different to regular dildos. Ive seem some that ejaculate. I think these things are more for men to look at rather than for women to increase pleasure over regular toys. "

I disagree. This is totally for pleasure (all genders if you like anal) and no male dick can have a huge bulge at its base or tentacle nobbles up the side.

My friend has a box of tentacles that start at 23 inches.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
2 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Obviously this stuff is all personal choice and preference. 23 inches has to be for visual effect though right? Surely that not really fully useable?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
2 weeks ago

Home


"We have a couple that other men bought for Laura. They look a bit different and are knobbly. Other than that not much different to regular dildos. Ive seem some that ejaculate. I think these things are more for men to look at rather than for women to increase pleasure over regular toys.

I disagree. This is totally for pleasure (all genders if you like anal) and no male dick can have a huge bulge at its base or tentacle nobbles up the side.

My friend has a box of tentacles that start at 23 inches. "

that's nearly 2 foot and over how in the name of God does that even work

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"Obviously this stuff is all personal choice and preference. 23 inches has to be for visual effect though right? Surely that not really fully useable?"

Well I used a 12.2 narrow tentacle one on me recently. It was...interesting. I felt it in my abdomen and one of the things I really enjoyed was the long easing in. Like an endless inward stroke of a dick.

I can also confirm that the point where my partner pulled it out like he was starting a chainsaw, only to stuff his cock in there instead, is one of my most favourite sexual moments ever.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
2 weeks ago

Waterford

Nah im good. Even looking at them makes me cross my legs and clamp them shut for dear life lol

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By *4thfloorTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Dublin

New? Feel like I've been seeing these around for at least 15 years but maybe that says more about the circles I move in

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
2 weeks ago

There and Here

Hard pass

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan


"New? Feel like I've been seeing these around for at least 15 years but maybe that says more about the circles I move in "

It might say something about the circles the dildos move in as well

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By *rown PrismWoman
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"We have a couple that other men bought for Laura. They look a bit different and are knobbly. Other than that not much different to regular dildos. Ive seem some that ejaculate. I think these things are more for men to look at rather than for women to increase pleasure over regular toys.

I disagree. This is totally for pleasure (all genders if you like anal) and no male dick can have a huge bulge at its base or tentacle nobbles up the side.

My friend has a box of tentacles that start at 23 inches. "

now I will definitely never let anyone touch my ass... thank you

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
2 weeks ago

City Centre

So I can get a massive alien knob that ejaculates? I've never wanted something so bad in all my life. I shall call it Cosmic Pulsar or Paul for short 👽

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere


"So I can get a massive alien knob that ejaculates? I've never wanted something so bad in all my life. I shall call it Cosmic Pulsar or Paul for short 👽

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Can't help thinking that some of them might be bigger than you

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By *udeishere24 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"Obviously this stuff is all personal choice and preference. 23 inches has to be for visual effect though right? Surely that not really fully useable?

Well I used a 12.2 narrow tentacle one on me recently. It was...interesting. I felt it in my abdomen and one of the things I really enjoyed was the long easing in. Like an endless inward stroke of a dick.

I can also confirm that the point where my partner pulled it out like he was starting a chainsaw, only to stuff his cock in there instead, is one of my most favourite sexual moments ever.

"

That sounds soo hot!! I like the adding of toys for the fun. And this just topped all

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By *udeishere24 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin

Some of the toys and machines are really insane that they are taking over the need of a man in women's sexual life. The toys are a great addition to the fun but will there be a time when the women be more interested in toys than men because of what they can offer and how they makes it soo easy for your pleasure 🤔

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
2 weeks ago

East / North, Cork


"Some of the toys and machines are really insane that they are taking over the need of a man in women's sexual life. The toys are a great addition to the fun but will there be a time when the women be more interested in toys than men because of what they can offer and how they makes it soo easy for your pleasure 🤔"

Do you feel because you have hands that you don't need sex with a woman?

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By *he KakapoMan
2 weeks ago

A nice rock

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By *he KakapoMan
2 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Some of the toys and machines are really insane that they are taking over the need of a man in women's sexual life. The toys are a great addition to the fun but will there be a time when the women be more interested in toys than men because of what they can offer and how they makes it soo easy for your pleasure 🤔

Do you feel because you have hands that you don't need sex with a woman? "

Hands no... PS5... that's closer... let's see where the technology goes

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
2 weeks ago

City Centre


"So I can get a massive alien knob that ejaculates? I've never wanted something so bad in all my life. I shall call it Cosmic Pulsar or Paul for short 👽

Can't help thinking that some of them might be bigger than you "

The role-playing I had in mind has just taken an unexpected turn and I like it 😅

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By *udeishere24 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"Some of the toys and machines are really insane that they are taking over the need of a man in women's sexual life. The toys are a great addition to the fun but will there be a time when the women be more interested in toys than men because of what they can offer and how they makes it soo easy for your pleasure 🤔

Do you feel because you have hands that you don't need sex with a woman? "

Haha.. definitely no!!! 🤣🤣

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By *udeishere24 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"So I can get a massive alien knob that ejaculates? I've never wanted something so bad in all my life. I shall call it Cosmic Pulsar or Paul for short 👽

Can't help thinking that some of them might be bigger than you

The role-playing I had in mind has just taken an unexpected turn and I like it 😅"

Hahaa.. he's not joking there are ones thats bigger and the gape they leave are insane. 🤣🤣

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By *affa31Woman
2 weeks ago

Galway

Bad Dragon toys have been around a loooong time. Worth a google, just not at work along with fantasy dildos, they do fantasy fleshlights.

I find them fascinating but not something I’ll be adding to my collection

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By *udeishere24 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"Bad Dragon toys have been around a loooong time. Worth a google, just not at work along with fantasy dildos, they do fantasy fleshlights.

I find them fascinating but not something I’ll be adding to my collection "

Haha... the most toys for men are the same, seen a few dolls with 3 boobs 😄😄😄 that looked fun, never used a fleshlight something I've been looking forward to in future lol

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Are monster branching out into sex toys now.

Red bull gives you wings

Monster gives you orgasms

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
2 weeks ago

kinkytown

I love my monster toy collection. Adds some fun to play and phreak always make some seriously perfect items for roleplay.

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By *ressthefleshCouple
2 weeks ago

Dublin


" I didn't even know that such toys existed"

You should visit Amsterdam some the size of traffic cones in the sex shops

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"So I can get a massive alien knob that ejaculates? I've never wanted something so bad in all my life. I shall call it Cosmic Pulsar or Paul for short 👽

"

I can go one better. You can get a monster toy that ejects a few silicone eggs into you.

Look up the Ovipositor on sites like 'Fantasticocks'

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"Some of the toys and machines are really insane that they are taking over the need of a man in women's sexual life. The toys are a great addition to the fun but will there be a time when the women be more interested in toys than men because of what they can offer and how they makes it soo easy for your pleasure 🤔"

I think this is a common misconception and it is very wrong. Toys add to the experience when used by couples or moresomes but there is no substitute for kisses and sensual touch. If a man is threatened by a silicone toy that says more about him.

Some toys are used by men. Men who explore anal. Men who use masturbator cups. Toys are for everyone.

And while we are on misconceptions big toys don't stretch a woman out. Neither does child birth or lots of partners or lots of sex.

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

Don't support Bad Dragon. They did a lot of bad things. Including bestiality related abuse (alledged) multiple alleged sexual assault by a former owner, employee mistreatment accusations, using others designs without credit, and manufacturing an 'adolescent' model. Wtf.

There are more ethical suppliers.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
2 weeks ago

There and Here


"Some of the toys and machines are really insane that they are taking over the need of a man in women's sexual life. The toys are a great addition to the fun but will there be a time when the women be more interested in toys than men because of what they can offer and how they makes it soo easy for your pleasure 🤔"

Definitely wouldn't replace the human touch for me, not even my own human touch. I'm really not that bothered about toys 🤷

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By *udeishere24 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"Some of the toys and machines are really insane that they are taking over the need of a man in women's sexual life. The toys are a great addition to the fun but will there be a time when the women be more interested in toys than men because of what they can offer and how they makes it soo easy for your pleasure 🤔

I think this is a common misconception and it is very wrong. Toys add to the experience when used by couples or moresomes but there is no substitute for kisses and sensual touch. If a man is threatened by a silicone toy that says more about him.

Some toys are used by men. Men who explore anal. Men who use masturbator cups. Toys are for everyone.

And while we are on misconceptions big toys don't stretch a woman out. Neither does child birth or lots of partners or lots of sex. "

Yeah, lol human touch is something that can never be replaced and the intimacy, with right balance of toys and partners it could be really fun,

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By *udeishere24 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin


"So I can get a massive alien knob that ejaculates? I've never wanted something so bad in all my life. I shall call it Cosmic Pulsar or Paul for short 👽

I can go one better. You can get a monster toy that ejects a few silicone eggs into you.

Look up the Ovipositor on sites like 'Fantasticocks'"

Where do you get these ideas. Lol!! You guys must be real fun to play with 😍😍

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