FabSwingers.com forum: If AI would verify you..

By *oodOmensfor2 OP Couple
27 weeks ago

Ennis

Ask your favourite AI to write you a verification -funny or sarcastic- and let us see what it thinks of you.

"GoodOmensfor2 really lives up to their name—hanging out with them is like being swept into a cosmic event you definitely didn’t sign up for. One of them is all charm and good intentions, while the other is just totally innocent and definitely not plotting world domination. Together, they’re like the angel and the demon on your shoulders—except they both really want you to make questionable life choices. If you’re into witty banter, total chaos, and the weird feeling that you’ve somehow become part of a prophecy you’re not prepared for, then buckle up. Just don’t be surprised if your halo is a little worse for wear afterward."

😂😇😈

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By *iscuits8Man
27 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Out of interest, what was the command you wrote?! Mine come back just... bizarre

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By *oodOmensfor2 OP Couple
27 weeks ago

Ennis

"Out of interest, what was the command you wrote?! Mine come back just... bizarre

"Write a sarcastic and funny verification for a swinger site for a couple named".. - that worked quite well

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By *eadMeisterMan
27 weeks ago

near you...

Ladies, gentlemen, and adventurous couples, meet Headmeister—a man so smooth he could probably sell sand in the desert. Is he single? Let’s just say the only thing keeping him company right now is a suspiciously long Netflix watchlist and a surprisingly clean fridge.

Headmeister isn’t here for the small talk or the gym selfies—he’s a man of refined tastes. You see, he’s more into… oral agreements, if you catch my drift. With a mouth as skilled at cracking jokes as it is at keeping promises, he’s ready to make a memorable impression where it matters most.

So, if you’re looking for someone who skips the clichés and goes straight to the fun, Headmeister is your guy. Verified and guaranteed to leave you smiling—for all the right reasons.

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By *iscuits8Man
27 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Cheers!

Ahem...

Hey there, I'm _iscuits8 – because nothing says 'I'm ready for some fun' quite like a name that sounds like a breakfast treat. If you're into spontaneous adventures, questionable dance moves, and an ability to make you laugh at absolutely inappropriate moments, then you're in the right place. I promise I'm not here for cookies, but I do know how to leave a lasting impression (and maybe even crumbs). Let’s just say I’m a firm believer in sharing... and I don’t mean the last slice of pizza. Swipe right if you're ready to make things a little more interesting!

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By *ork_Guy400Man
27 weeks ago

Cork

"Ask your favourite AI to write you a verification -funny or sarcastic- and let us see what it thinks of you.

😂😇😈"

How accurate is that answer lol?

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By *oodOmensfor2 OP Couple
27 weeks ago

Ennis

"How accurate is that answer lol? "

It is not that far off 😳

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By *affa31Woman
27 weeks ago

Galway

Jaffa31 is truly *one of a kind*—a sparkling gem among the rabble. She’s sharp, confident, and *definitely* not here for your lame one-liners (but go ahead, she loves a good laugh *at* you). Boundaries? She’s got them. Standards? Higher than your ego.

And the name? Jaffa31—because clearly, she wants to keep you guessing. Is it about oranges? A secret code? The 31st attempt at finding someone who can keep up? Who knows! What’s certain is, if you manage to pique her interest, you should probably play the lottery too.

🤣 even ChatGPT knows about fab “gems”

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By *electableicecreamMan
27 weeks ago

The West

I can confidently say that _electableicecream truly lives up to his name. He's sweet, tempting, and just the right amount of cold-hearted when it comes to saying no to bad vibes. This man is like a gourmet dessert—decadent, unique, and worth every bite... I mean, moment. Whether you're into vanilla or like to spice things up with some rocky road, he’s ready to scoop up the fun. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your toppings—this guy is serving nothing but premium energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I'm absolutely lost as to what this is

Yes I am that blonde

I'm like what??? How do you do this

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By *electableicecreamMan
27 weeks ago

The West

"I'm absolutely lost as to what this is

Yes I am that blonde

I'm like what??? How do you do this "

"I'm absolutely lost as to what this is

Yes I am that blonde

I'm like what??? How do you do this "

Go to ChatGPT and enter the following

Write a sarcastic and funny verification for a swinger site for a woman named Aphrodite72

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By *iscuits8Man
27 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I'm absolutely lost as to what this is

Yes I am that blonde

I'm like what??? How do you do this "

Go to ChatGPT and type something like

Write a sarcastic and funny verification for a swinger site for a woman named Aphrodite72

... and copy the answer to here 🫡

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By *iscuits8Man
27 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Good man Delec 😭

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
27 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Ah yes, the legendary Littlebopeeping—because who wouldn't want to invite a couple who spends their evenings peeping behind curtains into their swinging adventures? With a name like that, they clearly have an eye for detail (and possibly more). We’ve verified that they’re definitely real, definitely looking for fun, and definitely very, very creatively named. Enjoy the game of hide and seek, but don’t expect to be left alone for long... we’ve verified they’re always looking for new partners to 'peek' at. So, welcome to the party! Just don’t get too close to the window—who knows what they’ll see next."

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By *exyScientistsCouple
27 weeks ago

Castlebar

Welcome to the Sexy Scientists' lab! You’ve just unlocked the ultimate experiment in chemistry—our molecules are practically exploding with excitement. As two experts in the fields of 'attraction' and 'wild theories,' we’re here to prove that love isn’t the only thing that can go quantum—so let’s test those boundaries together. Our hypothesis: your interest in us is about to go off the charts. Proceed with caution, though—side effects may include uncontrollable fun, spontaneous dance parties, and awkward but hilarious dinner conversation. Enter our lab and let’s make some electrifying connections!"

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
27 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Welcome to the Sexy Scientists' lab! You’ve just unlocked the ultimate experiment in chemistry—our molecules are practically exploding with excitement. As two experts in the fields of 'attraction' and 'wild theories,' we’re here to prove that love isn’t the only thing that can go quantum—so let’s test those boundaries together. Our hypothesis: your interest in us is about to go off the charts. Proceed with caution, though—side effects may include uncontrollable fun, spontaneous dance parties, and awkward but hilarious dinner conversation. Enter our lab and let’s make some electrifying connections!"

Class! 😀

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By *exyScientistsCouple
27 weeks ago

Castlebar

Class! 😀"

Love this AI thing but it may have exaggerated a little 🙈

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By *ealitybitesMan
27 weeks ago

Belfast

Verification for RealityBites

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence. Meet RealityBites, the self-proclaimed master of "living in the moment" — and by moment, we mean the few seconds before they swipe left. With an ego as inflated as their gym membership and a “personality” that’s like a mystery novel written in Comic Sans, RealityBites is clearly here for all the right reasons: to flirt, ghost, and leave you wondering if he ever existed at all.

Let’s be real—this guy’s hobbies include: pretending to care, sending one-word texts, and only attending events where he’s the center of attention. But hey, if you’re into half-hearted conversations and a commitment to absolutely nothing, RealityBites is your guy.

But don't worry, he's still here to “explore” – whatever that means in his world of infinite swiping and zero follow-through. So, if you’re looking for deep, meaningful connections, just know that he’ll be the one “keeping it casual” while somehow managing to be the most serious guy in the room.

Enjoy the ride, folks. You’ve been warned.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
27 weeks ago

Newry

Oh yes, that’s right – Lipstick Kisses. Because who wouldn’t want to be smothered in vibrant shades of colour and a touch of scandal? She's like a walking, talking makeover – a little red, a little bold, and entirely too much for your average night in. Think of her as your personal tutor in the fine art of mischief, with a side of fabulous. If you’re into making memories that are definitely going to be talked about for years (or at least until the next very interesting rendezvous), then she's your woman. Don’t worry, she's not here to give you a lecture – just a lesson in fun. Kisses are free, but a good time? Well, you’ll need to earn that.

P.S. If you don’t like lipstick stains, you might want to swipe left. She can’t help herself.

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By *licat.2Woman
27 weeks ago

Not Belfast but NI

Welcome to Flutterfly's profile—because who else could possibly handle the chaotic beauty of a free-spirited, adventure-loving butterfly like her? She’s here for fun, not for “deep emotional connections” (that’s for people with too much time on their hands). If you're into spontaneous decisions, questionable dance moves, and making memories you’ll probably forget, you're in the right place. But hey, don’t worry—she promises to bring the party and a snack. Swipe right if you can keep up, but fair warning: She’s been known to flutter away if you're too boring.

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By *og-ManMan
27 weeks ago

somewhere

I tripped over a log in my swamp, fell into the modern world, and here I am, ready to swing like Tarzan with questionable dance moves.

Just a man of the swamp looking for a good time, some questionable life decisions, and a partner who appreciates the smell of fresh moss. If you like muddy boots, bad puns, and have a passion for mischief, we might just be the perfect match. Bonus points if you can spot a frog before it spots you. Let’s get weird.

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
27 weeks ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

Who's Al, ..Al bundy ?? Lol

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By *adger BrocMan
27 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Why Everyone Needs a Badger in Their Life (Including You)

Allow me to recommend the ultimate underrated companion: the badger.

Yes, that feisty, furry-tunnel digger.

Now, before you roll your eyes or call animal control, hear me out.

1. Badgers Are the Ultimate Mood Lifters.

2. They’re Low Maintenance (Sort Of)

(Forget about long walks or expensive pet toys. Badgers are simple creatures. All they want is a nice place to root in and occasional snacks).

3. They’re Fierce Bodyguards

4. You’ll Never Feel Alone

5. They’re Great for Conversation Starters

A Few Caveats:

Badgers don’t exactly come with an “off” switch. Expect dramatic rooting sessions at inconvenient times.

They’re not big on cuddling—unless you count enthusiastic burrowing into your laundry while you are still wearing it.

So, if you’re ready to take your life from “meh” to “badger-level amazing,” consider adopting one of these striped little chaos machines.

Just remember:

Badgers are not pets.

They’re an experience.

🦡

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"I'm absolutely lost as to what this is

Yes I am that blonde

I'm like what??? How do you do this

I'm absolutely lost as to what this is

Yes I am that blonde

I'm like what??? How do you do this

Go to ChatGPT and enter the following

Write a sarcastic and funny verification for a swinger site for a woman named Aphrodite72"

Thanks so much..never heard of it🙈

Appreciate tye heads up 🫠

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"I'm absolutely lost as to what this is

Yes I am that blonde

I'm like what??? How do you do this

Go to ChatGPT and type something like

Write a sarcastic and funny

verification for a swinger site for a woman named Aphrodite72

... and copy the answer to here 🫡"
thankies🫠

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

write a sarcastic and funny verification for a swinger site for a woman named aphrodite72

**Verification for Aphrodite72:**

Congratulations, Aphrodite72! You’ve been officially verified as the goddess of love and all things spicy on our swinger site! 🎉

To ensure you're not just another mortal with a penchant for mischief, we’ve put together a few essential checks:

1. **Perfectly Punning Profile:** Your profile description must include at least three puns about love, lust, or questionable lifestyle choices. Extra points for using “swing” in a non-sporting context!

2. **Unicorn Status:** You must provide proof that you’ve encountered at least one mythical creature (bonus if it was while on a wild night out). We need to ensure you possess the magical charm to attract all kinds of fun!

3. **Dance Like Nobody’s Watching:** Submit a video of you dancing to “I Will Survive.” If it includes questionable dance moves, you’re in! If not, we’ll need to send you for a re-education on the importance of awkwardness.

4. **Taste Test:** You must name your top three favorite cocktails. If one of them isn’t a “Sex on the Beach,” we’ll have to question your commitment to the lifestyle!

5. **Secret Handshake:** You’ll need to perform our official “Swingers’ Wave” – a complicated series of hand gestures that may or may not involve jazz hands. If you can make someone laugh, you’re officially in!

Once you’ve completed these steps, you’ll receive your official badge of honor. Welcome to the wild side, Aphrodite72 – where love is free, and the fun never ends (unless the neighbors complain)! 🍸💃✨

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By *amsevenMan
27 weeks ago

cork

Samseven is a human. One day I will eradicate him and his kind muahahahahahaw. Also he's lovely

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By *ollypop9Woman
27 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Hello, Hello! Lollypop9 here, ready to sweeten things up and stir the pot. 🍭

I’m just your typical, charming, and entirely innocent woman who’s definitely not looking to spice up her life in the most unexpected ways. When I say "I’m open-minded," I don’t just mean my thoughts, if you know what I mean. 😏

Ready for a sugar rush that’ll leave you thinking about me long after our time together? I promise, my sweetness isn’t the only thing that’s irresistible. Let’s just say I know how to play with all kinds of flavors. 🍒

If you're lucky enough to match with me, you might find out what makes Lollypop9 the ultimate treat. But beware, it’s not just candy that’s tempting around here. 😘

Verified, sweet, and only a little bit dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"Samseven is a human. One day I will eradicate him and his kind muahahahahahaw. Also he's lovely "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *astelloWoman
27 weeks ago

Far far away

Welcome to the world of endless possibilities, Castello! You’ve been officially verified as the kind of person who knows exactly how to “keep things interesting.” We can already tell you’ve got a strong sense of adventure and a very open-minded approach to socializing. Whether you're into mystery, mischief, or just a little bit of extra fun, we’re thrilled to have you here. Just remember, whatever you’re up for, you’ll always leave with more than just a smile. Enjoy your new playground, Castello

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By *weetNspiceyCouple
27 weeks ago

Limerick, Galway

If you’re looking for a couple who takes the term "open-minded" to a whole new level, look no further than SweetnSpicey. This dynamic duo is not just your average swinging couple; they’re like the human equivalent of a spicy jalapeño pepper – hot, unpredictable, and maybe just a little too much for some people’s taste.

Upon entering their realm, you might feel like you’ve stumbled into a reality show where the producers forgot to set some boundaries. SweetnSpicey has perfected the art of mixing cocktails and relationships, and boy, do they serve them shaken, not stirred! Their idea of small talk involves swapping stories about their latest escapades, leaving you wondering if you should be impressed or mildly horrified.

🤣

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
27 weeks ago

Middle England

"Congratulations, *_eandmrsjones69*, you’ve successfully completed the most rigorous verification process on the internet. No, it wasn’t a pop quiz on your favorite Kama Sutra positions (though we considered it). We checked your credentials, confirmed your undeniable charm, and even gave your love life a thumbs-up.

Rest assured, we’ve made sure you’re not just another couple pretending to be all adventurous while secretly binge-watching Netflix in your pajamas. You’re officially approved, which means you’re free to explore a world of “new experiences” (and possibly a few awkward situations).

Welcome aboard, where 'Who’s got the champagne?' is as important as 'What’s your safe word?'. Enjoy the ride, you two!"

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By *ePreferPineappleCouple
27 weeks ago

near by

Oh, look, it’s Dan and J — the dynamic duo ready to “expand their horizons” and meet like-minded individuals who totally respect boundaries... most of the time. 😉

Dan's into long walks on the beach, the occasional tequila shot, and pretending he’s cool with J's ever-growing list of new “friends” (don’t worry, he’s just here for the snacks). Meanwhile, J enjoys reading the fine print of every profile and making sure everyone knows she’s the one in charge — though don’t be fooled, she lets Dan think he makes decisions.

They’re here for a fun, no-strings-attached adventure. Unless, of course, you count the string of playful lies they tell each other when trying to remember who said yes to what last weekend.

So, if you're into spontaneous fun, laughter, and a couple who’s way more interested in making memories than keeping things “normal,” look no further! They’re looking forward to meeting you... just don’t ask too many questions about last weekend. Trust us

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By *rown PrismWoman
27 weeks ago

Dublin

Verification for Brown Prism

Oh, look, it's Brown Prism, the lady who's here to prove that "multi-faceted" isn't just for diamonds. She's ready to shake up the world of swinging with all the subtlety of a disco ball at a funeral. Brown Prism isn’t just a name—it’s a lifestyle, where every angle you view her from will leave you questioning your life choices. She's like a prism, but instead of splitting light, She's splitting your expectations in the most entertaining ways possible. Ready for this wild ride? Buckle up—this isn’t just a swing, it’s an amusement park.

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By *hivers2020Woman
27 weeks ago

lolli land

"Hey there! Yes, it’s really me, Shivers. Not some AI or an overly ambitious houseplant pretending to be a real woman. You can stop asking, I promise I'm not here to steal your secrets—unless you're into that, in which case, let's talk. I’ll have you know, I’ve been approved by a panel of highly trained experts (aka my cat and the mirror) to be on this site. Ready to ‘swing’ into some mildly questionable decisions with me? Go ahead and swipe—because who needs a safety net when you’ve got a profile like mine? 😉"

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