FabSwingers.com forum: Sex Vs Parking the car

By *razyNippleLover OP Man
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Similar phrases when directing someone into a parking spot that could also be used during sex !!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

Get out and let me do it

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Are you just going to leave it there like that?

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By *exesrangerMan
3 weeks ago

city

"Get out and let me do it"

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By *aybeLadyWoman
3 weeks ago

West Dublin

Back it up there

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

More to the left, no no that's too much!

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

It's seven inches I swear

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Ffs you just scraped the side

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Mind that pole

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

So that's why they call it a stick shift

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By *eordie.Woman
3 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Get out and let me do it"

Winner

Close the thread

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

You'd fit two in there...

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
3 weeks ago

Cork

2 years ago, you didn't have to pay for that spot

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

No point having a big licence if you can't drive that wee mini

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By *he Pilot69Man
3 weeks ago

kerry

[Removed by poster at 15/01/25 21:21:33]

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Are you going in forwards?

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By *reyingbeardMan
3 weeks ago

city

Wow you really got it in first time

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By *lueLotusWoman
3 weeks ago

the wilderness

Ffs sake can you not rim it for once.

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By *reyingbeardMan
3 weeks ago

city

FFS the neighbour hadn't left me much room but I'm sure I'll be able to squeeze it in

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By *he Pilot69Man
3 weeks ago

kerry

Back back back back,perfect..Handbrake up!

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm fecking useless at this

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

I told you it wouldn't fit in there

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

Of course I'm straight

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Your arse is left sticking out🙈

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

You'll never get it out without damaging it

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Your arse is left sticking out🙈"

Someone's gonna hit that

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

Careful she has a savage tail swing.

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Mind you don't step in the wet spot getting out

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"Your arse is left sticking out🙈

Someone's gonna hit that

😂😂🤭

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I wonder would it fit round the back door?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

[Removed by poster at 15/01/25 21:29:10]

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

You're not listening to me

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

What am I a mind-reader?

No fucking indication....

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

What d'ya mean it's too wide to fit in there

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Can't we move nearer to the shops?

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By *reyingbeardMan
3 weeks ago

city

"I told you it wouldn't fit in there

Don't you worry I'll get it in there! 😈

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By *apri 555Man
3 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

Well ya made a right mess of that, didn't ya 😁😁

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

What is he waiting for? I'm going in not coming out!

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Easy Easy Easy Easy , oh fuck , we're in the shit now !!!

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

(Signals to the other guy) "Yeah mate, you can drive right in here once I pull out"

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By *reyingbeardMan
3 weeks ago

city

"I told you it wouldn't fit in there

Don't you worry I'll get it in there! 😈"

See told you I'd get in, but gonna have to go out & in the back door now

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Easy Easy Easy Easy , oh fuck , we're in the shit now !!!"

Now what did I say! I told you not to do that 😡

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I told you it wouldn't fit in there

Don't you worry I'll get it in there! 😈

See told you I'd get in, but gonna have to go out & in the back door now"

Well you'll have to pull it out a bit first

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

How's she look on the camera?

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By *radseman.jayMan
3 weeks ago

allover

You take this ticket theirs 40mins left on it yet

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep"

Get your arse off the horn 🙄

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Fuck sake you're after knocking over the bin with your arse!

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

"Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

Get your arse off the horn 🙄"

You keep your arse on the horn

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'm just terrible at judging the size

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Me granny would do better then that !!!

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By *ast_jjMan
3 weeks ago

Dublin and London

You're not in enough.

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

Mind you don't mount that kirb

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By *ano53Man
3 weeks ago

Wicklow

Lock her hard .

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Make sure your out of here by 6:30pm

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Your gonna get clamped if you stay there

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By *oodieMan
3 weeks ago

Mayo

Talk about a tight fit

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By *oodieMan
3 weeks ago

Mayo

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By *oodieMan
3 weeks ago

Mayo

"Your gonna get clamped if you stay there"

I’ve the Milwaukee in the boot 😜

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

How the fuck did you get it in there🤭

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"How the fuck did you get it in there🤭"

If we keep trying we can get it in. Persistence is key

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By *eestar10Man
3 weeks ago

cavan

Look I’m in a rush

Just take wat ya get

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

Thank feck I got a car that does everything itself

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By *exesrangerMan
3 weeks ago

city

Afgs the park button is right there, hurry up before the wheels fall off

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
3 weeks ago

City Centre

Looking at it, it's gonna be very, very tight.

If I handed you a map ya still wouldn't find it.

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By *eestar10Man
3 weeks ago

cavan

"Looking at it, it's gonna be very, very tight.

If I handed you a map ya still wouldn't find it."

Does anyone own a map these days lol

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By *anonfire96Man
3 weeks ago

Mansfield

It's far too big for that slot.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
3 weeks ago

The West

Let it in a bit further, your arse is sticking out!

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By *reyingbeardMan
3 weeks ago

city

"I told you it wouldn't fit in there

Don't you worry I'll get it in there! 😈

See told you I'd get in, but gonna have to go out & in the back door now

Well you'll have to pull it out a bit first "

No its in till we're leavjng

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

To be honest I didn't think a women could that !!!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"To be honest I didn't think a women could that !!! "

I've done the advanced course 😊

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

Are spaces getting smaller or cars getting bigger cause I used to find it easier to get in there

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

All these cameras are handy. I can see all the angles

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

If I get out can someone do it for me

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Move your left hand downwards🤭, yeah that's it 😊

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Think we should get a valet while we are here ?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"If I get out can someone do it for me "

I'll have a go but don't get mad if I scratch it 😔

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By *amon.dMan
3 weeks ago

antrim

Stick it in reverse. I'll guide you in.

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By *ea ShellsWoman
3 weeks ago

Sligo

I don’t do rear end parking 😩

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By *amsevenMan
3 weeks ago

cork

That won't fit in there

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

I'll just have to wait till the other person pulls out !!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I'll just have to wait till the other person pulls out !!"

I only paid for an hour

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By *eestar10Man
3 weeks ago

cavan

"I'll just have to wait till the other person pulls out !!

I only paid for an hour

Ok u ungrateful ……..

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I'll just have to wait till the other person pulls out !!

I only paid for an hour

Ok u ungrateful …….."

If you can't get it in within the hour you may as well go home

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By *leasurevilleMan
3 weeks ago

kilkenny

For a woman you are really good at this!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

I've never seen a man who could do that 🤭

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

I'll move the cone out if you wanna put in there !!

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By *f courseMan
3 weeks ago

monaghan

is it in yet

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
3 weeks ago

Lucan

I taught your mother how to do that as well.

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By *eadMeisterMan
3 weeks ago

near you...maybe

Perfect, that's the spot

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
3 weeks ago

City

Woah woah woah,

How am I supposed to get out my side?

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By *rown PrismWoman
3 weeks ago

Dublin

stop...it's too tight, it won't fit there

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By *f courseMan
3 weeks ago

monaghan

Keep going.... keep going... more..... . more..MORE

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By *razyNippleLover OP Man
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

That warden is after shafting me !!!

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By *a1970Man
3 weeks ago

East cork

Ffs Just bang it in and f... Off

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
3 weeks ago

City

Set down only? Sure I’ll only be here 3 minutes max??

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By *ardyboy54321Man
3 weeks ago

Fermanagh

Watch the tailswing

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By *tarboy300Man
3 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

Keep it between the ditches

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By *a1970Man
3 weeks ago

East cork

No need to lose your temper, I'm only helping woman.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

You've hit that, now the bumper is scratched

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Oops, both airbags deployed

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Oops, both airbags deployed

My airbag cracked the windscreen 😳🤭

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"Oops, both airbags deployed

My airbag cracked the windscreen 😳🤭"

I can well imagine

🤭

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By *oodieMan
3 weeks ago

Mayo

Jeez I got it in 😀

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

For that price I'm gonna leave there overnight

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By *a1970Man
3 weeks ago

East cork

Jesus you could get a tank in there

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By *rodigal funCouple
3 weeks ago

Leinster/Ulster

It's a tight fit alright, but you'll get it in big man

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By *a1970Man
3 weeks ago

East cork

Fuck... Hope that's insured

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By *la57Man
3 weeks ago

Antrim co Antrim

Need a bigger one

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

That'll need a respray

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By *panishRebelMan
3 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Swivel a little to your right and straighten up. Oh that's perfect!

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By *leasurevilleMan
3 weeks ago

kilkenny

That's a one way street!

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By *panishRebelMan
3 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"That's a one way street!"

Back out again there!

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"That'll need a respray "

Ara it'll buff out

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By *BantsMan
3 weeks ago

East Mayo

It's tight but I'll get it in

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By *BantsMan
3 weeks ago

East Mayo

You can have it after I pull out

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By *oodieMan
3 weeks ago

Mayo

"That's a one way street!"

Sure I’m only going one way

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

This place is jammed. Can't find anywhere.

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Is the Buy one hour, get another hour free offer running today?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

I've still half an hour left on this ticket if that's long enough for you?

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By *iscuits8Man
3 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I've still half an hour left on this ticket if that's long enough for you?"

"You're grand, I should be done in 2 minutes"

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By *iach1Man
3 weeks ago

Drogheda

Great…now how are you going to get it out !!!

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By *onaldandJackieCouple
3 weeks ago

the forrest

If someone needs instructions on either I’d be seriously considering my options!!

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By *oodieMan
3 weeks ago

Mayo

Will you come out and let me in there 🙄

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By *zippyMan
3 weeks ago

Wexford

Ah FFS, c'mon, _f course it'll fit, it's not a bus your driving

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By *iery FemaleWoman
3 weeks ago

Drogheda

Are you going in or pulling out?

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

Get the fuck outta there, that's reserved parking you know!

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By *eff..Man
3 weeks ago

belfast

You could get a bus in there!

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