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By *ourplaceormine OP   Man
2 weeks ago

waterford

Il go . Once had a couple message me . Lived in same town .

Can you wank off with condom on . Place it in a hedge send me the location so.i can retrieve it . Wtf I said no.

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By *oshSardineMan
2 weeks ago

Castleknock

On my previous profile, I’d met a lady for coffee, then she said she needed to go into Dunnes to get a few bits and tag along to continue our chat. Got to checkout and throwing the stuff up on the checkout and the cashier said how much it was and this lady I was with, told me to hurry up and pay. I said what for, it’s your shopping and it was a weeks shop. She said she would fuck me later on if I paid. I walked out chuckling to myself and left her there. After a few abusive mails here from her, she blocked me.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
2 weeks ago

Cork


"On my previous profile, I’d met a lady for coffee, then she said she needed to go into Dunnes to get a few bits and tag along to continue our chat. Got to checkout and throwing the stuff up on the checkout and the cashier said how much it was and this lady I was with, told me to hurry up and pay. I said what for, it’s your shopping and it was a weeks shop. She said she would fuck me later on if I paid. I walked out chuckling to myself and left her there. After a few abusive mails here from her, she blocked me. "

Did you at least help her put the shopping in the bags?

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By *oshSardineMan
2 weeks ago

Castleknock


"On my previous profile, I’d met a lady for coffee, then she said she needed to go into Dunnes to get a few bits and tag along to continue our chat. Got to checkout and throwing the stuff up on the checkout and the cashier said how much it was and this lady I was with, told me to hurry up and pay. I said what for, it’s your shopping and it was a weeks shop. She said she would fuck me later on if I paid. I walked out chuckling to myself and left her there. After a few abusive mails here from her, she blocked me.

Did you at least help her put the shopping in the bags?"

She was packing the other end while I was throwing them up on the checkout for most of it.

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By *eadMeisterMan
2 weeks ago

near you...maybe


"On my previous profile, I’d met a lady for coffee, then she said she needed to go into Dunnes to get a few bits and tag along to continue our chat. Got to checkout and throwing the stuff up on the checkout and the cashier said how much it was and this lady I was with, told me to hurry up and pay. I said what for, it’s your shopping and it was a weeks shop. She said she would fuck me later on if I paid. I walked out chuckling to myself and left her there. After a few abusive mails here from her, she blocked me. "

Mental

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By *r tayt2Man
2 weeks ago

Trim

Did she use her own clubcard 🤪

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Il go . Once had a couple message me . Lived in same town .

Can you wank off with condom on . Place it in a hedge send me the location so.i can retrieve it . Wtf I said no."

There was no beaating around the bush

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By *oingMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Antrim

Mainly those wanting socks!

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By *om TangoMan
2 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area


"Il go . Once had a couple message me . Lived in same town .

Can you wank off with condom on . Place it in a hedge send me the location so.i can retrieve it . Wtf I said no."

I had something similar only it was a man I’d never met and wanted it posted.

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By *om TangoMan
2 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Twice I’ve been asked by men if I’d sell my snickers work clothes and once asked if I’d sell my work boots

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By *amsevenMan
2 weeks ago

cork


"Twice I’ve been asked by men if I’d sell my snickers work clothes and once asked if I’d sell my work boots "

Any scaffolding planks?

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
2 weeks ago

villiage


"Twice I’ve been asked by men if I’d sell my snickers work clothes and once asked if I’d sell my work boots

Any scaffolding planks?"

no but have a glass hammer only used once slightly chipped

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By *rthur GuinnessMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan

I have a slightly deformed toe!

I call it my Chernobyl Toe lovingly!

I was with a women who was obsessed with it wanting to suck it.

Eventually she asked me to fuck both holes with it.

She was the first ever case of "athletes fanny"!

This was all true except for the last bit.

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By *rRiosMan
2 weeks ago

dublin


"Il go . Once had a couple message me . Lived in same town .

Can you wank off with condom on . Place it in a hedge send me the location so.i can retrieve it . Wtf I said no.

There was no beaating around the bush "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
2 weeks ago

Lucan


"I have a slightly deformed toe!

I call it my Chernobyl Toe lovingly!

I was with a women who was obsessed with it wanting to suck it.

Eventually she asked me to fuck both holes with it.

She was the first ever case of "athletes fanny"!

This was all true except for the last bit. "

So she wasn't the first?

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

Have been asked to shit into someone's mouth by someone on here

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By *oshSardineMan
2 weeks ago

Castleknock


"Have been asked to shit into someone's mouth by someone on here "

It’s just the place where mad stuff happens and no bats an eyelid in surprise. 🥳

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By *lueLotusWoman
2 weeks ago

the wilderness

Someone asked 'can I drink your piss'

🤢🥴

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By *lueLotusWoman
2 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Have been asked to shit into someone's mouth by someone on here "

I thought my one was bad

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By *rMotivator2.0Man
2 weeks ago

Donegal


"Twice I’ve been asked by men if I’d sell my snickers work clothes and once asked if I’d sell my work boots "

And how much were you offered for said work attire...asking for a friend

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By *om TangoMan
2 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area


"Twice I’ve been asked by men if I’d sell my snickers work clothes and once asked if I’d sell my work boots

And how much were you offered for said work attire...asking for a friend "

It didn’t go that far. Block button was used

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By * DareCouple
2 weeks ago

Donegal and Galway generally

Can’t believe some of above!! Definitely turning my stomach a little. Encountered nothing like those thankfully.

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By *r tayt2Man
2 weeks ago

Trim

Was asked where you could get wheels for a Massey tractor second hand on here 🤦

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By *ewcorkcpl23Couple
2 weeks ago

Cork

Once came across a cpl on another website who wanted to live out a fantasy of a role play of me being tied to a tree while she fucked me and her fella would arrive and catch us. I of course couldn't take that seriously which didn't go down well. Have also had a few looking for herself lingerie posted to them. Takes all sorts to make world go around as my mam says.

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere


"Was asked where you could get wheels for a Massey tractor second hand on here 🤦"

That Hardy fella is an awful messer

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By *antra MassageMan
2 weeks ago

city

I've been asked for a facepic. Horror.

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

I hate to say this but we haven't got any strange requests, im disappointed! And as we are BDSMers, I can't think too much will shock us.

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

This one time, someone from here suggested me having sex with them. Disgusting.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
2 weeks ago

Cork


"This one time, someone from here suggested me having sex with them. Disgusting."

I told you to keep that a secret.

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By *ajestic_mike80Man
2 weeks ago

Mid Ulster

Myself and FB had a profile on here a few years ago. One guy messaged saying he’d pay to fuck her ……. And I should go halves !!!!!

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"Myself and FB had a profile on here a few years ago. One guy messaged saying he’d pay to fuck her ……. And I should go halves !!!!!

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That's weird

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
2 weeks ago

Cork


"Myself and FB had a profile on here a few years ago. One guy messaged saying he’d pay to fuck her ……. And I should go halves !!!!!

That's weird "

Weird but very common.

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By *herry...Woman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere

Most disturbing one was "will you play with my mother while I watch" I deleted my account for a few months after that..... 😳

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By *elle111Woman
2 weeks ago

NI


"Was asked where you could get wheels for a Massey tractor second hand on here 🤦

That Hardy fella is an awful messer "

haha I had exactly the same thought when I saw this post lol lol

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By *earuisceMan
2 weeks ago

south sligo


"Il go . Once had a couple message me . Lived in same town .

Can you wank off with condom on . Place it in a hedge send me the location so.i can retrieve it . Wtf I said no.

There was no beaating around the bush "

That’s hilarious Rosy

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By *earuisceMan
2 weeks ago

south sligo


"Once came across a cpl on another website who wanted to live out a fantasy of a role play of me being tied to a tree while she fucked me and her fella would arrive and catch us. I of course couldn't take that seriously which didn't go down well. Have also had a few looking for herself lingerie posted to them. Takes all sorts to make world go around as my mam says."

A bit of tree hugging required I expect or should I sat “Three”

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By *teph102Woman
2 weeks ago

Derry

There has been so many

Some of the more usual ones are “can I buy your underwear” and “can I piss over you”

The most extreme would have been “can you shit on my chest”

There’s some strange people on here lol

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
2 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

Offered a naked house cleaner (male of course)and hotel room cat fights, not real cats just incase someone gets on to the RSPCA 🤣😂🤣😂 harmless enough but still odd

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By * tale of 2 citiesCouple
2 weeks ago

Belfast


"Most disturbing one was "will you play with my mother while I watch" I deleted my account for a few months after that..... 😳"

That's feckin terrible

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By *ubadubdubWoman
2 weeks ago

Hereabouts

One rare one thats stuck with me was being asked to take a guys 'divorce' virginity.

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By *electableicecreamMan
2 weeks ago

The West


"One rare one thats stuck with me was being asked to take a guys 'divorce' virginity.

"

Oh that's a really good one.

Will you take my Thursday evening virginity while you're at it?

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By *ednuts101Man
2 weeks ago

North Dublin


"Twice I’ve been asked by men if I’d sell my snickers work clothes and once asked if I’d sell my work boots "

Yep got this one too... hilarious

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
2 weeks ago

Funville

Not getting alot of messages on here is actually a good thing it seems after reading this thread 😎😊🤘

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By *ubadubdubWoman
2 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"One rare one thats stuck with me was being asked to take a guys 'divorce' virginity.

Oh that's a really good one.

Will you take my Thursday evening virginity while you're at it?"

Thursday morning's gone is it 😂 Lucky bastard

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
2 weeks ago

Limerick

We were asked would we fuck each other in a stable in front of a guy while he wanked off his horse 🤢

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"We were asked would we fuck each other in a stable in front of a guy while he wanked off his horse 🤢"

That's another level of ew. Poor horse

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By *eestar10Man
2 weeks ago

cavan


"We were asked would we fuck each other in a stable in front of a guy while he wanked off his horse 🤢"

Aww here

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
2 weeks ago

The West


"We were asked would we fuck each other in a stable in front of a guy while he wanked off his horse 🤢"

Must have been weird to watch a lad stroking off a horse, was it?

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By *ajestic_mike80Man
2 weeks ago

Mid Ulster


"There has been so many

Some of the more usual ones are “can I buy your underwear” and “can I piss over you”

The most extreme would have been “can you shit on my chest”

There’s some strange people on here lol "

jeez……that’s boke 🤢🤢

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