FabSwingers.com forum: Your sexual resume

By (user no longer on site) OP
5 weeks ago

So, this week I was updating my CV ... Got me thinking maybe it’s time to update my "sexual resume? Should I include things like "excellent at multitasking (can stroke two dicks at once)" or "strong communication skills (especially during that awkward silent post nut conversation when you're trying to find your knickers )

And should I be listing my "references"? "Rosy sucks a dick like it's her last meal" Does the whole of Fab need to read a full-on performance review every time we get the ride on Fab

So I'm curious what makes you the Fab employee of the month and what would you put on your sex resume

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By *rRiosMan
5 weeks ago

dublin

“Generally does turn up unless granny died recently”

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By *eestar10Man
5 weeks ago

cavan

Multi tasker

“Take on any challenge”

Team player

“As comfortable taking part in group play or easy can watch and support my team mates”

Good oral skills

“Been known to use my tongue an not need my cock”

References

Check my veris

No job too big or small

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By *oradMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin / Galway

Corad is a hard worker, respectful even with challenging clients, receptive to performing to exacting standards, and offers quality after-service attention.

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By *rown PrismWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

professional work experience... zero skills... two left hands

no reference

I'm looking for a job as... 🤔

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By *eestar10Man
5 weeks ago

cavan

"professional work experience... zero skills... two left hands

no reference

I'm looking for a job as... 🤔"

A left handed painter ?

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By *apri 555Man
5 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

"professional work experience... zero skills... two left hands

no reference

I'm looking for a job as... 🤔"

Your hired 👍

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By *liver ThomasMan
5 weeks ago

Drogheda

Punctual, diligent, attentive and respectful.

But could do better.

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By *rown PrismWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

I can play great.... on nerves

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By *liver ThomasMan
5 weeks ago

Drogheda

Possibly that was the report card, not the CV.

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By *adger BrocMan
5 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Retired and now only interested in hobbies such as posting on fab forums....and the occasional meet....oh and walking.

No-work life totally balanced.

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By *oy.2022Man
5 weeks ago

Dublin

"So, this week I was updating my CV ... Got me thinking maybe it’s time to update my "sexual resume? Should I include things like "excellent at multitasking (can stroke two dicks at once)" or "strong communication skills (especially during that awkward silent post nut conversation when you're trying to find your knickers )

And should I be listing my "references"? "Rosy sucks a dick like it's her last meal" Does the whole of Fab need to read a full-on performance review every time we get the ride on Fab

So I'm curious what makes you the Fab employee of the month and what would you put on your sex resume

Eager to have the opportunity to enjoy fab and show my skills to such a great fabber like yourself

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By *rown PrismWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

"professional work experience... zero skills... two left hands

no reference

I'm looking for a job as... 🤔

Your hired 👍"

where? who? I will not leave him until death, I will be with him for all eternity

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By *oshSardineMan
5 weeks ago

Castleknock

Let’s cut straight to the bullet points. The nitty gritty can be found over a cuppa.

Exceeding goals

High quality work

Strong Work Ethic

Reliability

Initiative

Teamwork and Collaboration

Supporting Colleagues

Effective Communication

Positive Attitude

Resilience

Respectfulness

Innovation and problem solving

Creative Thinking

Adaptability

Proactivity

Leadership Qualities

Inspiring Others

Taking Responsibility

Mentorship

Customer focus

Exceeding Expectations

Problem Resolution

Building relationships

Contributions to Workplace Culture

Encouraging Morale

Participating in Company Initiatives

Commitment to Growth

Learning and Development

Feedback oriented

Peer Nominations

Managerial Praise

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By *liver ThomasMan
5 weeks ago

Drogheda

Is Miss going to correct my report card maybe??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
5 weeks ago

"“Generally does turn up unless granny died recently”

The Fab Grannys never make pension age

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By *eordie.Woman
5 weeks ago

The Sticks

"“Generally does turn up unless granny died recently”

The Fab Grannys never make pension age

"
Fact

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By *ildmovementMan
5 weeks ago

south Central

Sits back and observers. Just love watching 😇

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By *electableicecreamMan
5 weeks ago

The West

Leads from behind.

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By *allDarkHandsome101Man
5 weeks ago

City

Is good with his hands,

Not with his words!

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By *iscuits8Man
5 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"How do you explain these gaps in your CV. These very, lengthy gaps"

"Well I just wasn't getting my hole clearly"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
5 weeks ago

""How do you explain these gaps in your CV. These very, lengthy gaps"

"Well I just wasn't getting my hole clearly""

I have huge gaps on my Fab resume because if you want the job done right you do it yourself

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By *iscuits8Man
5 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

""How do you explain these gaps in your CV. These very, lengthy gaps"

"Well I just wasn't getting my hole clearly"

I have huge gaps on my Fab resume because if you want the job done right you do it yourself

Ah right

I'll put down "self employed" in said gaps so

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By *adger BrocMan
5 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"“Generally does turn up unless granny died recently”

The Fab Grannys never make pension age

.....

Not totally true.....

Some fab grannys have reached that milestone and are still having as much fun as some fab ladies half their age.

And some even play with guys much younger than themselves who don't chicken out and make excuses not to show up.

😘😘😘

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By *rystalsswingCouple
5 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

Punctual

Great with numbers

Can multi task

Great team player 😁

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By *eordie.Woman
5 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Punctual

Great with numbers

Can multi task

Great team player 😁"

👋 Pick me

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
5 weeks ago

City Centre

I'm employee of the month because of my excellent oral skills. I can write the Chinese alphabet with my tongue. 😋

😇

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By * BlackMan
5 weeks ago

Laois/ Dublin

Love dancing after a few pints

Full Set of teeth

Smell fresh, Linx Afica never fails with the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
5 weeks ago

"I'm employee of the month because of my excellent oral skills. I can write the Chinese alphabet with my tongue. 😋

😇"

I'm sure lots of people would love to give you a cumpany bonus

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
5 weeks ago

City Centre

"I'm employee of the month because of my excellent oral skills. I can write the Chinese alphabet with my tongue. 😋

😇

I'm sure lots of people would love to give you a cumpany bonus

I do like a one4all 😅

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By *eordie.Woman
5 weeks ago

The Sticks

"I'm employee of the month because of my excellent oral skills. I can write the Chinese alphabet with my tongue. 😋

😇

I'm sure lots of people would love to give you a cumpany bonus

I do like a one4all 😅"

Or even an all4one

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By *iscuits8Man
5 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Sir, under Hobbies you've just wrote Taking the piss endlessly on the Fab forums"

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By *rystalsswingCouple
5 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

"Punctual

Great with numbers

Can multi task

Great team player 😁

👋 Pick me

😘😘

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By (user no longer on site) OP
5 weeks ago

"Punctual

Great with numbers

Can multi task

Great team player 😁"

Having had a quick look at your CV I think you'd be a great ass-et

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By *astelloWoman
5 weeks ago

Far far away

An eye for detail

Creative

Likes to lead

Likes to micro manage all projects irrespective of outcomes.

Good coffee maker and biscuit breaker.

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By *asual777Man
5 weeks ago

i travel all over

Good (orgy) organisational skills

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
5 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Uncompromising and selective. We know what we want, and we usually get it.

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By *rown PrismWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

Does anyone of you share knowledge and skills with students as part of their work experience? I need to get this to become a top-qualified professional worker.

🙏🏻😁😇

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By *appydatscMan
5 weeks ago

dublin

Agree there should be a left handed week

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By *rown PrismWoman
5 weeks ago

Dublin

"Agree there should be a left handed week "

🤣😇🤣

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By *radseman.jayMan
5 weeks ago

allover

Good hands

Ok body

Crowd pleaser

Eager to learn

Nearly new cock one careful owner

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Plumstead

Highly skilled at making the most of limited resources.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 weeks ago

Castlebar

Punctual

Great attention to detail

Willing to learn and good at following instructions

Experience working alone and in groups

Good at multitasking

Have driving licence but poor sense of direction

Good people skills

Hours open to negotiation

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Let’s cut straight to the bullet points. The nitty gritty can be found over a cuppa.

Exceeding goals

High quality work

Strong Work Ethic

Reliability

Initiative

Teamwork and Collaboration

Supporting Colleagues

Effective Communication

Positive Attitude

Resilience

Respectfulness

Innovation and problem solving

Creative Thinking

Adaptability

Proactivity

Leadership Qualities

Inspiring Others

Taking Responsibility

Mentorship

Customer focus

Exceeding Expectations

Problem Resolution

Building relationships

Contributions to Workplace Culture

Encouraging Morale

Participating in Company Initiatives

Commitment to Growth

Learning and Development

Feedback oriented

Peer Nominations

Managerial Praise

That's an A for effort right there

Good man

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