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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

after being on fab and making numerous errors I thought id pass on a little wisdom to any guys who hadn't quite sussed the place out(here longer than the profile suggests), so here are some basic rules to survive on fab

1'i am a sex god with a huge cock and will fuck u like a pornstar'...repeat this mantra each and every time u log on and repeatedly through any interactions with the females on fab

2.this is easily the most important rule. Never..EVER..tell the truth on fab, not about your marital status, the size of your cock, your volume of cum, how horny you are or any aspect of yourself at any time. Always lie, bullshit and pretend to be something you're not. Believe me guys, the truth is fab suicide and the women don't want to hear it, its about fantasy after all, reality doesn't cut it on here.And never read profiles or you are in danger of actually believing what is written to be true. The fab reality is that the only way to survive is to be pushy and slightly bolshy, its expected and also required, not to do so will once again , be fab suicide.

3.Never talk about anything but sex on fab. they will try to lure you in to out the nice guys( everyone on fab knows nice guys are shit at sex)with comments like work is tough, maybe even mention the kids or a sick friend. DONT, under any circumstance, even if every fibre in your body wants to help them and give them a keyboard hug, entertain this conversation, once again being decent and nice is fab suicide and remember, its fantasy, being real is their way of deviously catching you out as a nice guy and never ever meeting you.

4.End every message with 'you make me so horny I really want to fuck you'. Even if you don't really want to you need to play the game, that is make as many potential contacts as possible so that you can decide which field is greenest on any particular day, believe me guys this is what is expected on fab and actually necessary as that is exactly how the opposite sex behaves. Even if you've had 10 pints and have your slippers on watchin match of the day adhere to this rule closely and if in any doubt then re-read rules 1, 2 and 3 to reaffirm the basics.

5. nice guys come last on fab. a sad reality but if you don't adhere to rules 1 to 4 you will be outed as a decent bloke.You will then find you are popular with the ladies and they will say 'maybe nx week', or 'when my schedule calms down', but these are code for 'no, not now or ever but ill chat to you when im bored'.

I hope this helps any new fabbers, please don't think im whingein, I actually have had some great fun on fab,but if you think this is about you, then maybe you're the one sees the truth in it so go figure, if you think its funny and you want to meet a verified decent bloke(just broke all the rules there!!!) then give us a shout im a sex god with a huge cock and can fuck.....yeah you get it!!!!!!!

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"after being on fab and making numerous errors I thought id pass on a little wisdom to any guys who hadn't quite sussed the place out(here longer than the profile suggests), so here are some basic rules to survive on fab

1'i am a sex god with a huge cock and will fuck u like a pornstar'...repeat this mantra each and every time u log on and repeatedly through any interactions with the females on fab

2.this is easily the most important rule. Never..EVER..tell the truth on fab, not about your marital status, the size of your cock, your volume of cum, how horny you are or any aspect of yourself at any time. Always lie, bullshit and pretend to be something you're not. Believe me guys, the truth is fab suicide and the women don't want to hear it, its about fantasy after all, reality doesn't cut it on here.And never read profiles or you are in danger of actually believing what is written to be true. The fab reality is that the only way to survive is to be pushy and slightly bolshy, its expected and also required, not to do so will once again , be fab suicide.

3.Never talk about anything but sex on fab. they will try to lure you in to out the nice guys( everyone on fab knows nice guys are shit at sex)with comments like work is tough, maybe even mention the kids or a sick friend. DONT, under any circumstance, even if every fibre in your body wants to help them and give them a keyboard hug, entertain this conversation, once again being decent and nice is fab suicide and remember, its fantasy, being real is their way of deviously catching you out as a nice guy and never ever meeting you.

4.End every message with 'you make me so horny I really want to fuck you'. Even if you don't really want to you need to play the game, that is make as many potential contacts as possible so that you can decide which field is greenest on any particular day, believe me guys this is what is expected on fab and actually necessary as that is exactly how the opposite sex behaves. Even if you've had 10 pints and have your slippers on watchin match of the day adhere to this rule closely and if in any doubt then re-read rules 1, 2 and 3 to reaffirm the basics.

5. nice guys come last on fab. a sad reality but if you don't adhere to rules 1 to 4 you will be outed as a decent bloke.You will then find you are popular with the ladies and they will say 'maybe nx week', or 'when my schedule calms down', but these are code for 'no, not now or ever but ill chat to you when im bored'.

I hope this helps any new fabbers, please don't think im whingein, I actually have had some great fun on fab,but if you think this is about you, then maybe you're the one sees the truth in it so go figure, if you think its funny and you want to meet a verified decent bloke(just broke all the rules there!!!) then give us a shout im a sex god with a huge cock and can fuck.....yeah you get it!!!!!!!"

hahahaha very good! i like it, and though there is no doubt a lot of satirical cynicism i think there is a lot of truth in it!!!! so there x

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

[Removed by poster at 25/04/13 18:25:07]

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"after being on fab and making numerous errors I thought id pass on a little wisdom to any guys who hadn't quite sussed the place out(here longer than the profile suggests), so here are some basic rules to survive on fab

1'i am a sex god with a huge cock and will fuck u like a pornstar'...repeat this mantra each and every time u log on and repeatedly through any interactions with the females on fab

2.this is easily the most important rule. Never..EVER..tell the truth on fab, not about your marital status, the size of your cock, your volume of cum, how horny you are or any aspect of yourself at any time. Always lie, bullshit and pretend to be something you're not. Believe me guys, the truth is fab suicide and the women don't want to hear it, its about fantasy after all, reality doesn't cut it on here.And never read profiles or you are in danger of actually believing what is written to be true. The fab reality is that the only way to survive is to be pushy and slightly bolshy, its expected and also required, not to do so will once again , be fab suicide.

3.Never talk about anything but sex on fab. they will try to lure you in to out the nice guys( everyone on fab knows nice guys are shit at sex)with comments like work is tough, maybe even mention the kids or a sick friend. DONT, under any circumstance, even if every fibre in your body wants to help them and give them a keyboard hug, entertain this conversation, once again being decent and nice is fab suicide and remember, its fantasy, being real is their way of deviously catching you out as a nice guy and never ever meeting you.

4.End every message with 'you make me so horny I really want to fuck you'. Even if you don't really want to you need to play the game, that is make as many potential contacts as possible so that you can decide which field is greenest on any particular day, believe me guys this is what is expected on fab and actually necessary as that is exactly how the opposite sex behaves. Even if you've had 10 pints and have your slippers on watchin match of the day adhere to this rule closely and if in any doubt then re-read rules 1, 2 and 3 to reaffirm the basics.

5. nice guys come last on fab. a sad reality but if you don't adhere to rules 1 to 4 you will be outed as a decent bloke.You will then find you are popular with the ladies and they will say 'maybe nx week', or 'when my schedule calms down', but these are code for 'no, not now or ever but ill chat to you when im bored'.

I hope this helps any new fabbers, please don't think im whingein, I actually have had some great fun on fab,but if you think this is about you, then maybe you're the one sees the truth in it so go figure, if you think its funny and you want to meet a verified decent bloke(just broke all the rules there!!!) then give us a shout im a sex god with a huge cock and can fuck.....yeah you get it!!!!!!!"

so cynical you do us ladies a grave injustice.......havent you heard nice guys always cum last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think here is a guy with too much time in his hands lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one

Got to love guys who don't that this place so seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xplicit for godsake you must be having a slow day at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after being on fab and making numerous errors I thought id pass on a little wisdom to any guys who hadn't quite sussed the place out(here longer than the profile suggests), so here are some basic rules to survive on fab

1'i am a sex god with a huge cock and will fuck u like a pornstar'...repeat this mantra each and every time u log on and repeatedly through any interactions with the females on fab

2.this is easily the most important rule. Never..EVER..tell the truth on fab, not about your marital status, the size of your cock, your volume of cum, how horny you are or any aspect of yourself at any time. Always lie, bullshit and pretend to be something you're not. Believe me guys, the truth is fab suicide and the women don't want to hear it, its about fantasy after all, reality doesn't cut it on here.And never read profiles or you are in danger of actually believing what is written to be true. The fab reality is that the only way to survive is to be pushy and slightly bolshy, its expected and also required, not to do so will once again , be fab suicide.

3.Never talk about anything but sex on fab. they will try to lure you in to out the nice guys( everyone on fab knows nice guys are shit at sex)with comments like work is tough, maybe even mention the kids or a sick friend. DONT, under any circumstance, even if every fibre in your body wants to help them and give them a keyboard hug, entertain this conversation, once again being decent and nice is fab suicide and remember, its fantasy, being real is their way of deviously catching you out as a nice guy and never ever meeting you.

4.End every message with 'you make me so horny I really want to fuck you'. Even if you don't really want to you need to play the game, that is make as many potential contacts as possible so that you can decide which field is greenest on any particular day, believe me guys this is what is expected on fab and actually necessary as that is exactly how the opposite sex behaves. Even if you've had 10 pints and have your slippers on watchin match of the day adhere to this rule closely and if in any doubt then re-read rules 1, 2 and 3 to reaffirm the basics.

5. nice guys come last on fab. a sad reality but if you don't adhere to rules 1 to 4 you will be outed as a decent bloke.You will then find you are popular with the ladies and they will say 'maybe nx week', or 'when my schedule calms down', but these are code for 'no, not now or ever but ill chat to you when im bored'.

I hope this helps any new fabbers, please don't think im whingein, I actually have had some great fun on fab,but if you think this is about you, then maybe you're the one sees the truth in it so go figure, if you think its funny and you want to meet a verified decent bloke(just broke all the rules there!!!) then give us a shout im a sex god with a huge cock and can fuck.....yeah you get it!!!!!!!"
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hahaha love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after being on fab and making numerous errors I thought id pass on a little wisdom to any guys who hadn't quite sussed the place out(here longer than the profile suggests), so here are some basic rules to survive on fab

1'i am a sex god with a huge cock and will fuck u like a pornstar'...repeat this mantra each and every time u log on and repeatedly through any interactions with the females on fab

2.this is easily the most important rule. Never..EVER..tell the truth on fab, not about your marital status, the size of your cock, your volume of cum, how horny you are or any aspect of yourself at any time. Always lie, bullshit and pretend to be something you're not. Believe me guys, the truth is fab suicide and the women don't want to hear it, its about fantasy after all, reality doesn't cut it on here.And never read profiles or you are in danger of actually believing what is written to be true. The fab reality is that the only way to survive is to be pushy and slightly bolshy, its expected and also required, not to do so will once again , be fab suicide.

3.Never talk about anything but sex on fab. they will try to lure you in to out the nice guys( everyone on fab knows nice guys are shit at sex)with comments like work is tough, maybe even mention the kids or a sick friend. DONT, under any circumstance, even if every fibre in your body wants to help them and give them a keyboard hug, entertain this conversation, once again being decent and nice is fab suicide and remember, its fantasy, being real is their way of deviously catching you out as a nice guy and never ever meeting you.

4.End every message with 'you make me so horny I really want to fuck you'. Even if you don't really want to you need to play the game, that is make as many potential contacts as possible so that you can decide which field is greenest on any particular day, believe me guys this is what is expected on fab and actually necessary as that is exactly how the opposite sex behaves. Even if you've had 10 pints and have your slippers on watchin match of the day adhere to this rule closely and if in any doubt then re-read rules 1, 2 and 3 to reaffirm the basics.

5. nice guys come last on fab. a sad reality but if you don't adhere to rules 1 to 4 you will be outed as a decent bloke.You will then find you are popular with the ladies and they will say 'maybe nx week', or 'when my schedule calms down', but these are code for 'no, not now or ever but ill chat to you when im bored'.

I hope this helps any new fabbers, please don't think im whingein, I actually have had some great fun on fab,but if you think this is about you, then maybe you're the one sees the truth in it so go figure, if you think its funny and you want to meet a verified decent bloke(just broke all the rules there!!!) then give us a shout im a sex god with a huge cock and can fuck.....yeah you get it!!!!!!!"

its all true aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol....good one ..had me giggling anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xxplicit ..... Truly brilliant pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intimate.... I love your username x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intimate.... I love your username x"

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"."

Very deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very true !! Tell the truth and. No. No. One believes you at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brillant...oh my gosh so clever..u sound like such a nice chap Lmao

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Jodie to much time on ur hands me thinks going back over a year but reading this thread i noticed all the UNOS i wonder how many have cum back under different usernames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie to much time on ur hands me thinks going back over a year but reading this thread i noticed all the UNOS i wonder how many have cum back under different usernames "

Ah no the Author wanted me to read it...its gud tho..

And id say a few alright lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jodie to much time on ur hands me thinks going back over a year but reading this thread i noticed all the UNOS i wonder how many have cum back under different usernames

Ah no the Author wanted me to read it...its gud tho..

And id say a few alright lol"

yeaaahhh...but not bump it..imao...folks i was young and dumb at the time..still in me thirties

ahh fook...still prob fairly true

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick


"after being on fab and making numerous errors I thought id pass on a little wisdom to any guys who hadn't quite sussed the place out(here longer than the profile suggests), so here are some basic rules to survive on fab

1'i am a sex god with a huge cock and will fuck u like a pornstar'...repeat this mantra each and every time u log on and repeatedly through any interactions with the females on fab

2.this is easily the most important rule. Never..EVER..tell the truth on fab, not about your marital status, the size of your cock, your volume of cum, how horny you are or any aspect of yourself at any time. Always lie, bullshit and pretend to be something you're not. Believe me guys, the truth is fab suicide and the women don't want to hear it, its about fantasy after all, reality doesn't cut it on here.And never read profiles or you are in danger of actually believing what is written to be true. The fab reality is that the only way to survive is to be pushy and slightly bolshy, its expected and also required, not to do so will once again , be fab suicide.

3.Never talk about anything but sex on fab. they will try to lure you in to out the nice guys( everyone on fab knows nice guys are shit at sex)with comments like work is tough, maybe even mention the kids or a sick friend. DONT, under any circumstance, even if every fibre in your body wants to help them and give them a keyboard hug, entertain this conversation, once again being decent and nice is fab suicide and remember, its fantasy, being real is their way of deviously catching you out as a nice guy and never ever meeting you.

4.End every message with 'you make me so horny I really want to fuck you'. Even if you don't really want to you need to play the game, that is make as many potential contacts as possible so that you can decide which field is greenest on any particular day, believe me guys this is what is expected on fab and actually necessary as that is exactly how the opposite sex behaves. Even if you've had 10 pints and have your slippers on watchin match of the day adhere to this rule closely and if in any doubt then re-read rules 1, 2 and 3 to reaffirm the basics.

5. nice guys come last on fab. a sad reality but if you don't adhere to rules 1 to 4 you will be outed as a decent bloke.You will then find you are popular with the ladies and they will say 'maybe nx week', or 'when my schedule calms down', but these are code for 'no, not now or ever but ill chat to you when im bored'.

I hope this helps any new fabbers, please don't think im whingein, I actually have had some great fun on fab,but if you think this is about you, then maybe you're the one sees the truth in it so go figure, if you think its funny and you want to meet a verified decent bloke(just broke all the rules there!!!) then give us a shout im a sex god with a huge cock and can fuck.....yeah you get it!!!!!!!"

Fairplay lol. I bow to the master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thread resurrection lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thread resurrection lol"
no harm made for good reading lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had to - Bump!

To get that lovely derrierre within easy reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had to - Bump!

To get that lovely derrierre within easy reach again. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not the only 1 to have a nice ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very funny!really brightens this place up.well done mate : )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that had me laughing from start to finish!!! Thanks for brightening up a very shit day lol

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