FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Nativity play

By *og-Man OP Man
32 weeks ago

somewhere

So it's nearly Christmas so that means we get to dress up and take part in the nativity play

What part will you play , how will you dress

Be creative ...you don't have to be a traditional character

I mean it's not as if we'll get a virgin or 3 wise men 😂😂

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By *nickers pants guyMan
32 weeks ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

I'll take the role of Bad Santa

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By *rystalsswingCouple
32 weeks ago

Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands

I'll be the Inn keeper and wear my school uniform 😇

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I ll be the actual stable, you can all find refuge inside.

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By *om TangoMan
32 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

I’ll play God himself. He’s the only one that gets to ride Mary and get her fixed.

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By *ea ShellsWoman
32 weeks ago

Sligo

I’ll be the wet nurse with my boobs out feeding baby Jesus! Long open shirt top buttons undone!

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Ill be the shepherd.

He seemed to be a bit of a voyeur because all he did was watch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"I’ll play God himself. He’s the only one that gets to ride Mary and get her fixed. "

Blasphemy

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By *alvin.Man
32 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

Donkey

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By *ohnFKMan
32 weeks ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"I'll be the Inn keeper and wear my school uniform 😇"

Oh I hope there's room at the Inn🔥😉

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Whoever gets to be Mary is really getting the short straw.

Orgasm free conception, 9 month gestation, surrounded by donkeys and dysfunctional in-laws, a bunch of impractical baby gifts delivered by "wize" old men, with a homicidal dictator in power.

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By *og-Man OP Man
32 weeks ago

somewhere

We could also call it the fab Naivety play

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By *aseylee324Couple
32 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"Whoever gets to be Mary is really getting the short straw.

Orgasm free conception, 9 month gestation, surrounded by donkeys and dysfunctional in-laws, a bunch of impractical baby gifts delivered by "wize" old men, with a homicidal dictator in power.

Sounds like a lot of marriages

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By *rystalsswingCouple
32 weeks ago

Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands

"Whoever gets to be Mary is really getting the short straw.

Orgasm free conception, 9 month gestation, surrounded by donkeys and dysfunctional in-laws, a bunch of impractical baby gifts delivered by "wize" old men, with a homicidal dictator in power.

🤣🤣🤣

Reminds me of something 🤔

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By *rystalsswingCouple
32 weeks ago

Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands

"I'll be the Inn keeper and wear my school uniform 😇

Oh I hope there's room at the Inn🔥😉"

Let me check my book 🤓

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By *aseylee324Couple
32 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I'll be the cynical voice-over

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By *acd03Man
32 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"I ll be the actual stable, you can all find refuge inside. "

Hahahahaha PMSL

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By *iscuits8Man
32 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I'll take the role of Bad Santa

Yeah that's my favourite part of the nativity alright... when eh, Santa arrives 😂

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By *enitMan
32 weeks ago

Galway

"I'll be the Inn keeper and wear my school uniform 😇

Oh I hope there's room at the Inn🔥😉

Let me check my book 🤓"

I'll definitely check in

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By *elle111Woman
32 weeks ago

I will be a wise woman bringing gifts, it was Merlot that 3rd one brought wasn’t it?

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By *rystalsswingCouple
32 weeks ago

Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands

"I will be a wise woman bringing gifts, it was Merlot that 3rd one brought wasn’t it? "

Absolutely 😁 The first brought cab sav, 2nd was malbec and 3rd was merlot 😉

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By *elfastDMan
32 weeks ago

belfast

"Donkey "

I was going to say the donkey, Mary can get her leg over and ride me all the way to Bethlehem

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By *elle111Woman
32 weeks ago

"Absolutely 😁 The first brought cab sav, 2nd was malbec and 3rd was merlot 😉"

That is good failing that I was going to “Carry the watermelons”

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By *alvin.Man
32 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

"Donkey

I was going to say the donkey, Mary can get her leg over and ride me all the way to Bethlehem "

I just want a lump of sugar. Or a carrot

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By *rystalsswingCouple
32 weeks ago

Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands

"Donkey

I was going to say the donkey, Mary can get her leg over and ride me all the way to Bethlehem

I just want a lump of sugar. Or a carrot"

😅😅

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By *og-Man OP Man
32 weeks ago

somewhere

Are we still allowed to put the mammies tea towel on our heads

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By *electableicecreamMan
32 weeks ago

The West

I'll be god and take care of the virgin

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By *rystalsswingCouple
32 weeks ago

Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands

"Are we still allowed to put the mammies tea towel on our heads "

It wouldn't be a nativity of you didn't! Handy for the clean up too 😇

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By *ushin realityCouple
32 weeks ago

swords

I will be the nurse on standby for health and safety issues as I have a lovely nursey outfit I like to get out often 😁😁😁

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By *elfastDMan
32 weeks ago

belfast

I’ll be the set painter

Doesn’t like the limelight but great behind the scenes

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By *og-Man OP Man
32 weeks ago

somewhere

"I will be the nurse on standby for health and safety issues as I have a lovely nursey outfit I like to get out often 😁😁😁"

You also like to get out of it often

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By *rDarcy37Man
32 weeks ago

lucan

Third tree to the left!

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By *adger BrocMan
32 weeks ago

Co. Cork

I will be the star that appears to guide the wise men.

A seasonal celestial sat nav of sorts.....

⭐🌟🌠🐪🐫🐪🤴👳‍♂️🤴👳🏿‍♀️

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By *exyScientistsCouple
32 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'll be the angel 😇 at the back. I've no words....

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By *amsevenMan
32 weeks ago

cork

I'll be Brian of nazereth. The annoyed neighbour who complains about that guesthouse of debauchery next door.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I'll be the Angel Delight. 😇

I'll be hanging with the Three Wise Men backstage accepting their wisdom and presents on a hay bale. 😎

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I m nominating Limerick Lady for the virginal birth, she ll be squirting all over the place.

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By *man1044Man
32 weeks ago

North Galway

I think be easy to find a donkey i have already come across some since i joined fab.

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By *og-Man OP Man
32 weeks ago

somewhere

"I'll be the Angel Delight. 😇

I'll be hanging with the Three Wise Men backstage accepting their wisdom and presents on a hay bale. 😎"

Is that the type of Angel Delight that likes to be spread over with her ass being licked or am I mixing up the threads

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By *tarboy300Man
32 weeks ago

kikdare/Dublin

Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

It better be wrapped up, good and tight.

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By *ogladyWoman
32 weeks ago

The bog

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

I'll be a magpie.. Attracted to shiny things.. 😉😉

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By *tarboy300Man
32 weeks ago

kikdare/Dublin

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

It better be wrapped up, good and tight. "

It always is. Takes a special recipient to unwrap it

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By *tarboy300Man
32 weeks ago

kikdare/Dublin

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

I'll be a magpie.. Attracted to shiny things.. 😉😉"

It might shine so bright, it could put your eye out

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
32 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Are we still allowed to put the mammies tea towel on our heads "

My son is for his play this week

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
32 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Who is the new messiah?

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By *ozzlesMan
32 weeks ago

galway

I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business.

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By *oxic1998Woman
32 weeks ago

Belfast

Think I'll join the donkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business. "

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
32 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business. "

As opposed to knocking up Mary's mates??!

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
32 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

If I taught there was a fine lady in taking care of sheep, ie had a name for it , I'd be a shepherd !!

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By *ozzlesMan
32 weeks ago

galway

"I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business.

As opposed to knocking up Mary's mates??!

Sharing is caring after all

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By *rystalsswingCouple
32 weeks ago

Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands

"I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business. "

🤣🤣

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
32 weeks ago

Athlone

Think I'll just be the North Star, people can come and follow me.

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By *eestar10Man
32 weeks ago

cavan

I’ll be the donkey

At least I’ll get a ride for Xmas

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By *exyScientistsCouple
32 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Think I'll just be the North Star, people can come and follow me."

Well, we're all doing that anyway 🤣

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By *ady N Red SocialsCouple (FF)
32 weeks ago

Longford

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By *ozzlesMan
32 weeks ago

galway

"Think I'll just be the North Star, people can come and follow me."

Status quo so!!

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
32 weeks ago

Athlone

"I'll be the angel 😇 at the back. I've no words...."

Let angels guide you on your lofty quest.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
32 weeks ago

Newry

I played Mary in my school nativity... I've a funny notion I'd be disqualified now

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By *ogladyWoman
32 weeks ago

The bog

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

I'll be a magpie.. Attracted to shiny things.. 😉😉

It might shine so bright, it could put your eye out

Once it's not my good ill be fine.. 😂😂😂

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
32 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"I played Mary in my school nativity... I've a funny notion I'd be disqualified now

I was Mary three times.. or thrice a virgin as I like to say

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