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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlay OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

borderarea

So I am currently injured and it's in area where I do have an old sex injury that brought me to the minor injuries unit followed by 6 months of physio.

I had a wild session that resulted in sploosh on kitchen tiles I forgot to clean up only to go straight down on my shoulder tearing my rotator cuff 🙈

Still that can't be match by the near adventure to A&E with a lost butt plug .... (I didn't end up in A&E - the butt plug was retrieved, I have yet to find my dignity after that event).

So Fabsters - cheer me up - what sex injuries have brought you or brought you close to an A&E trip!!

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlay OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

borderarea

Tbc current injury is not a sex injury lol It's a disc/tendon/nerve issue 😭😭😭 no hanging from the lanterns or left handed lady wanks for awhile 🤕

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By *amo887Man
2 weeks ago

Limerick/Dublin

Once was on a dirty weekend away and during the moment of passion i went head first with force off the wooden headboard knocking myself out for few seconds and possibly gave myself a concussion but refused to go to a&e to have to explain how happened

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlay OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

borderarea


"Once was on a dirty weekend away and during the moment of passion i went head first with force off the wooden headboard knocking myself out for few seconds and possibly gave myself a concussion but refused to go to a&e to have to explain how happened "

That's how I felt about the lost butt plug incident 😅😅😅

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

During a moment of passion she pushed one way and I pushed the other

Torn banjo string was the result

Home made bandages and tender care for a few days

Everytime my foreskin pulled back the cut reopened for 2 years before I did something about it and got circumcised

Imagine getting a night time erection after that operation ....you actually feel the stitches stretching

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By *f courseMan
2 weeks ago

monaghan

We almost lost a but plug once..... I was toying it while doing doggy.... Still brings out a cold sweat on both of us.... Stlii gota laugh though at the near miss it was to a trip to a+e. ... Poorly designed plug tbf..... Long gone from toy collection

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By *hocko87Man
2 weeks ago

dublin

I did not have any injuries just lost a condom.right down inside a lady such a job to retrieve it ..

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By *ommando4Man
2 weeks ago

South Co. Dublin

Most of the injuries I've inflicted have been "Rotate Her Cuff" so i dont hold on to my sexual partners wrists anymore regardless of how passionate.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
2 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

A&E with a cum shot right in the eye, told the Dr it was Baileys but he definitely didn't believe me

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

I've currently got shoulder and arm pain from bring pinned face down and my arms shoved behind me on the bed three weeks ago.

Just rough play. But I forget to act my age sometimes!

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
2 weeks ago

kinkytown

Once pulled a headboard off the wall onto Jay's head. Also headbutted a wx when was doing doggy

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By *hewestswingMan
2 weeks ago

Ballydeknob

Didn't happen me, but my brother brought this girl back to his hotel room, she was giving him oral, when she had an epileptic fit. Not enough damage for A&E, and I will never let him forget.

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Very tender and sore with bruises after a few guys at a party a little bit of blood but never been to A&E.

Spanked and beaten on the arse with a riding crop and was pretty bruised which raised concern of the girl who was Hollywood waxing me weeks later!

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By *amo887Man
2 weeks ago

Limerick/Dublin


"Didn't happen me, but my brother brought this girl back to his hotel room, she was giving him oral, when she had an epileptic fit. Not enough damage for A&E, and I will never let him forget. "

He could say his dick was so mind blowing it made her fit tho

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By *ocfeelsogoodMan
2 weeks ago

delgany

Fall off a bed once, that was more funny than sore.

Worst one and i imagine it’s common enough, doggy and I slipped out as she went to add little extra thrust, we didn’t line up exactly and I got a bent cock, and she got a bruised booty

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By *un_guy_69Man
2 weeks ago

Limerick Tipp border

Once at a private house (fab) party. Half way through the night it was a break and all down to the kitchen for nibbles. As I sat down the lady I had just finished playing with bumped a candle and the wax all pored directly on top of my manhood.

I know some people are into that but its not for me.

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By *amo887Man
2 weeks ago

Limerick/Dublin


"Once at a private house (fab) party. Half way through the night it was a break and all down to the kitchen for nibbles. As I sat down the lady I had just finished playing with bumped a candle and the wax all pored directly on top of my manhood.

I know some people are into that but its not for me. "

She probably just wanted something to remember you by so thought wax work

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By *ombikerMan
2 weeks ago

the right side of the river

Broke a bed and my foot with it.

Two obliging ladies were in the 69 position with the lowers head and the uppers lower extremities at the foot of the bed while I was doing as any good gentleman would do alternating between the lady bits and an adventurous mouth with my manhood.

Anyway during some vigorous thrusting the legs at that end of the bed gave way with the bed landing on my foot along with its occupants.

And yes, I finish the job

I limped around for a few days before getting an X-ray. A couple of broken bones in my foot. A plastic brace thing to stop me moving my toes and ankle for a few weeks.

But it was worth it ha ha

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Not a sex injury but cracked my ankle years ago. Hospital and a cast.

Best sex for the next 6wks. Any time I felt I was getting close I just banged the leg on floor/bed and all sensation went to foot and I could continue fucking without cumming for ages. Poor GF was knackered but seemed very happy at the same time

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By *iCuri0Man
2 weeks ago

Shannon

Bruised my ego a few times😆

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By *heSexorcistMan
2 weeks ago

city

Let's just say much as I love eating pussy, there's a reason I'd rather the lady were on her back rather than sitting on my face nowadays

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Gonna just stick my obligatory "Ah I tore my banjo string 15 years ago" reply on here *wince*

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By *edknobsMan
2 weeks ago

mullingar


"A&E with a cum shot right in the eye, told the Dr it was Baileys but he definitely didn't believe me "

Unless he thought, fair play to Bailey, the lucky fecker shot you straight in the eye

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By *ardyboy54321Man
2 weeks ago

Fermanagh

I got a cramp once in the middle of the short stroke we both were calling God for 2 different reasons

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By *asuallyChilledMan
2 weeks ago

Drogheda

I had to attend A&E due to broken ribs received in a majestic sex session 😂😂😂

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♂️♀️⚧️🐉🦄🌈

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By *earuisceMan
2 weeks ago

south sligo

Partner leaned forward too far during reverse cowgirl. Damaged a blood vessel in my penis. I was looking at a BBC for a few days afterwards. ( not that big but you catch my drift)

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By *andering slowlyMan
2 weeks ago

city

Unfortunate incident with a girl back in my early teens, had both my nipples pierced(bars not rings), she was playing with them with her tounge ,, got stuck in her braces, she panicked and pulled back, bloody n sore with the bar styck in her mouth, both in A&E for thzt.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

My total EGO has been completely shattered a few times

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By *scouple07Couple
2 weeks ago

louth, Ireland

Worst I've probably had has been pulling my groin, took weeks to heal up

Mr

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By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

Jesus I've not lived

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By *mac6969Man
2 weeks ago

K

Car door slammed on my foot.

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By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork


"Car door slammed on my foot."
foot is OK.... Better than a cock

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By *rakesterlingMan
2 weeks ago

Dublin

Had my cock sucked way too hard once, popped a blood vessel at the tip of the cock... I thought I caught something dodgy... Went to the specialist, who proceeded to explain what that was, suppressed a smile, took 200 yoyos off me, and my pride with it...

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By *panishRebelMan
2 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

At a club, this Sexpurt lady decided to show me how it's done....

I kid you not, my dong was black and blue from the battering she gave!

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By *ionycusMan
2 weeks ago

Babylon

Playing with candles ,great fun but a few days later was in the clinic thinking what the hell had happened to my cock, it looked like a stock of pepperoni, turns out that heavily scented candle wax shouldn't be poured over your penis, no matter how good it feels

🎸🐓🎄🥳🍆💦🐖👌🏻🎅🏻

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By *aid backMan
2 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

I'll start with the most horrific banjo string torn/bitten off

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By *imlad2k24Man
2 weeks ago

Southsea

Had an asthma attack during a ONS. Nearly had to call an ambulance but managed to avoid that embarrassment.

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne


"Let's just say much as I love eating pussy, there's a reason I'd rather the lady were on her back rather than sitting on my face nowadays"

Betting she was a redhead?

One of them almost broke my nose and she was on her back!

Love reds

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By *b202299Man
2 weeks ago

A...

Not me that ended up in a&e but a fb.

Went for a drive and pulled into a laneway for some fun. She was giving me a bj and I was fingering her pussy when she stopped what she was doing. U thought she was enjoying my finger action. But no she was diabetic and her insulin levels had dropped to low and she had blacked out.

I had to get her seated up re-dress her and get her to hospital. Minimum information as to cause of black out given. Thankfully all was ok after a few hours on a drip.

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