FabSwingers.com forum: Ways in which fab is different from real life

By *asual777 OP Man
8 weeks ago

i travel all over

In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
8 weeks ago

Funville

Imperial Measurement Units are per Sky remote or per deodorant can rather than cm or inch.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
8 weeks ago

Castlebar

Guys don't walk up to a woman in a bar, get their dick out and say "Hey"

Not in the bars I went to anyway, and some were pretty ropey.

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
8 weeks ago

Funville

I'm not sure if we are compatible, but if you share feedback from your most recent sexual partners I'll let you know

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By *aybeLadyWoman
8 weeks ago

West Dublin

"Guys don't walk up to a woman in a bar, get their dick out and say "Hey"

Not in the bars I went to anyway, and some were pretty ropey.

This and all the other charming first messages some men send on here 🤦‍♀️

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By *og-ManMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere

Nobody tells me any secret messages about other people in real life

I never buy donuts in real life

In real life I stay in hotels for work and never hear lots of riding going on in the same corridor

Blokes don't wink at me in real life

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By *he KakapoMan
8 weeks ago

A nice rock

"Nobody tells me any secret messages about other people in real life

I never buy donuts in real life

In real life I stay in hotels for work and never hear lots of riding going on in the same corridor

Blokes don't wink at me in real life "

No doughnuts in the real world is not a world I want to love in tbh

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlayWoman
8 weeks ago

borderarea

My real life wardrobe consists of clothes that are more expensive the more material that goes into them.

My fab wardrobe consists of clothes that are more expensive according to the less material that goes into them.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
8 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

"Imperial Measurement Units are per Sky remote or per deodorant can rather than cm or inch."

😅😅

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By *rystalsswingCouple
8 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

"Guys don't walk up to a woman in a bar, get their dick out and say "Hey"

Not in the bars I went to anyway, and some were pretty ropey.

Jaysus, what bars do you go to 😳😳

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By *unflowerWoman
8 weeks ago

Dublin

No man says to me: Hey, this is my wife Jessica and she would like to watch how we fck.

If a man says: Hey, I want to grab you, tie you up and pull your hair while fking you, he would go to jail.

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By *og-ManMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere

In real life I'd never see someone else's erection

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By *ubadubdubWoman
8 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc "

In real life most people don't know what DP/DVP is!

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By *ot so needyMan
8 weeks ago

Galway

It's easier to get a ride in real life🤣

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By *ot so needyMan
8 weeks ago

Galway

"Guys don't walk up to a woman in a bar, get their dick out and say "Hey"

Not in the bars I went to anyway, and some were pretty ropey.

Yes we do

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
8 weeks ago

Home

"Guys don't walk up to a woman in a bar, get their dick out and say "Hey"

Not in the bars I went to anyway, and some were pretty ropey.

This and all the other charming first messages some men send on here 🤦‍♀️"
hey how are you is a good approach in a bar .

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
8 weeks ago

City Centre

"In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc

In real life most people don't know what DP/DVP is!"

In my RL innocence I thought DP was Dorothy Perkins and DVP was a courier service.

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By *ot so needyMan
8 weeks ago

Galway

"In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc

In real life most people don't know what DP/DVP is!

🤣

In my RL innocence I thought DP was Dorothy Perkins and DVP was a courier service.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
8 weeks ago

Home

"In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc

In real life most people don't know what DP/DVP is!

In my RL innocence I thought DP was Dorothy Perkins and DVP was a courier service.

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🤣🤣🤣

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
8 weeks ago

There and Here

In RL when someone asks what you're into they'd probably be taken aback if I answered "threesomes with bi guys, face sitting and a bit of impact play"

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By *agic man888Man
8 weeks ago

ARMAGH

"In RL when someone asks what you're into they'd probably be taken aback if I answered "threesomes with bi guys, face sitting and a bit of impact play""

I think they may need a defibrillator after that answer lol

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By *ea ShellsWoman
8 weeks ago

Sligo

In RL at my age I wouldn’t be having three ‘blind dates’ aka first meets over the next two weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"In RL at my age I wouldn’t be having three ‘blind dates’ aka first meets over the next two weeks! "

Age is only a number, you look fantastic x

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By *ea ShellsWoman
8 weeks ago

Sligo

"In RL at my age I wouldn’t be having three ‘blind dates’ aka first meets over the next two weeks!

Age is only a number, you look fantastic x"

Thank you! I guess any age then!!!

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By *ozzlesMan
8 weeks ago

galway

Deleting my profile isn't an option in real life 🤔

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By *hewestswingMan
8 weeks ago

Ballydeknob

"In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc

In real life most people don't know what DP/DVP is!

Department of Development? What do I win?

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By *hewestswingMan
8 weeks ago

Ballydeknob

On Fab, I'd be balls deep in a mff all night debauchery session. RL. Pornhub

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By *astelloWoman
8 weeks ago

Far far away

A unicorn is a 5 year old girls imaginary toy.

Vanilla is a flavour of ice cream.

A dick pic is not an appropriate hello.

A play date is organiser by your parents.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
8 weeks ago

There and Here

In RL people tend to see my outer clothes first, not my underwear or bare backside 🍑

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