FabSwingers.com forum: Get me fired!

By *he Kakapo OP Man
9 weeks ago

A nice rock

I've hit a midweek slump slightly early......

Give me your best suggestions to get myself some gardening leave or at least to distract me from the massive pile of horror that it's currently my to do list.....

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By *og-ManMan
9 weeks ago

somewhere

You have bird flu

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By *astelloWoman
9 weeks ago

Far far away

"You have bird flu "

Cracking me up ....

You laid an egg...and you need mat leave.

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By *aseylee324Couple
9 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Just leave this site open on your screen while you go for a 1 hour vape break

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By *adbobbilMan
9 weeks ago

Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny

Tell your boss that you think Simon Harris will be an effective and competent leader of the country over the next few years. Even if your boss is a FG supporter he will assume you are have some sort of mental health episode and se d you home for a few days to get some rest

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By *og-ManMan
9 weeks ago

somewhere

Rob all the teabags from the office

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By *adbobbilMan
9 weeks ago

Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny

"Rob all the teabags from the office "

That should be listed as a crime against humanity 🤬

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By *rDb792Man
9 weeks ago

Plymouth

Start barking at the walls

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By *he Kakapo OP Man
9 weeks ago

A nice rock

"Start barking at the walls "

Start? 😬

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
9 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Walk in wearing 2 different shoes , and a jumper back to front ( I find a hoodie works best )

Holding a cup of tea , that has a cocktail umbrella and an olive in it.

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By *ionycusMan
9 weeks ago

Babylon

Have a wank , take a picture of your flacid after wank soft cock, (a feeble picture of the magnificent beast it was pre cumming, I'm sure), position it so a little bit of cum can be seen dribbling off the top of this useless piece of skin, then put the slogan "A NEW ENERGY" over it , print it off and position it all around the office beside pictures of the current "chief".

Stand back and watch the result.

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By *iresmillyWoman
9 weeks ago

Dublin

Monkeypoxs? Pull the fire alarm. Tell your boss you have developed feelings for them

That you can no longer control.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
9 weeks ago

Castlebar

Photocopy your arse and put it in an email to all your colleagues, and me

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By *iresmillyWoman
9 weeks ago

Dublin

"Rob all the teabags from the office

That should be listed as a crime against humanity 🤬"

Unless they are Barry’s and then he has done the world a favour!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Staple a fat sausage to the door / desk of all neighbouring colleagues, with a post it saying, "have a sauvage Tuesday"

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By *electableicecreamMan
9 weeks ago

The West

Close your eyes and rock back and forth in your chair making a low keening noise. If anyone asks you if your ok scream 'your one of them!' as close to their face as possible.

Keep going until you get sectioned. You'll get a grand rest then.

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By *rRiosMan
9 weeks ago

dublin

Piss yourself

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By *adbobbilMan
9 weeks ago

Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny

"Rob all the teabags from the office

That should be listed as a crime against humanity 🤬

Unless they are Barry’s and then he has done the world a favour!"

It was Lyons teabags 😭😭😭

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By *s LollyWoman
9 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Rob all the teabags from the office

That should be listed as a crime against humanity 🤬

Unless they are Barry’s and then he has done the world a favour!

It was Lyons teabags 😭😭😭"

Nooooooooooooo😱

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By *earuisceMan
9 weeks ago

south sligo

"Staple a fat sausage to the door / desk of all neighbouring colleagues, with a post it saying, "have a sauvage Tuesday" "
That could be mistaken for “Art” and be worth a fortune like the banana taped to a wall !!

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