FabSwingers.com forum: What's the weirdest compliment you ever got

By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

This morning a guy messaged to say I had nipples like fag butt's he'd love to suck on. On one of my last meets I told him he had a penis so large he could beat a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So what's the weirdest oddest compliment you have ever received or given

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By *astelloWoman
10 weeks ago

Far far away

Oh so you have 2 eyes... l think the pirate look might be good actually.

Those are juicy melons.

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By *ub23Man
10 weeks ago

wandering

You’ve the best arches I’ve ever seen 😂

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By *adger BrocMan
10 weeks ago

Co. Cork

I was told I was bodacious....

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By *rystalsswingCouple
10 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

The nicest anus 😳

Yes, I know 😬

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By *clcCouple
10 weeks ago

Athlone/Dublin

I have the tightest pussy they ever had,by loads of guys

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
10 weeks ago

Dublin

"The nicest anus 😳

Yes, I know 😬"

That person won a free pass into your bed didn't they?!

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By *rystalsswingCouple
10 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

"The nicest anus 😳

Yes, I know 😬

That person won a free pass into your bed didn't they?!

Oh I mean, straight in, no messin 🤣

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
10 weeks ago

Dublin

"The nicest anus 😳

Yes, I know 😬

That person won a free pass into your bed didn't they?!

Oh I mean, straight in, no messin 🤣"

I always knew you liked the direct approach!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
10 weeks ago

City Centre

"My ex never did that"

"If you were a dog you'd be a black pomeranian"

"You're actually a nice person to talk to" I obviously must look like an awful bitch 😄

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By *iresmillyWoman
10 weeks ago

Dublin

"I have the tightest pussy they ever had,by loads of guys"

The not so subtle humble brag

good for you girl

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
10 weeks ago

in the waves

Someone messaged me about my knees once. Probably the most original compliment I've had here.

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By *electableicecreamMan
10 weeks ago

The West

Was told I had nice heavy balls once.

It's a totally fine and very unique compliment but my brain went immediately to 'she weighs mens balls?'

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By *exyScientistsCouple
10 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
10 weeks ago

Castlebar

I was once told I had the prettiest hands

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By *ot so needyMan
10 weeks ago

Galway

"I was once told I had the prettiest hands

Not feeble at all❤️

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By *exesrangerMan
10 weeks ago

city

I was once told I had a face that looked like the back of a crooked bus.

They assured me that it was a good thing

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By *ebulaReignMan
10 weeks ago

Cavan

I was asked a few times if I get my eyebrows done because I have nice eyebrows...I don't even know what makes eyebrows nice 🤣

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By *og-ManMan
10 weeks ago

somewhere

"Was told I had nice heavy balls once.

It's a totally fine and very unique compliment but my brain went immediately to 'she weighs mens balls?'"

It's a long time since I read up on Archimedes' principle

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
10 weeks ago

South Dublin

I was once told by a gal “on a porn star dick rating of 1-10 , you’d get a get Nine

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By *ublinA96Man
10 weeks ago

Dun Laoghaire

I was very Germanic.

Still to this day no idea what that meant, but it was said as a compliment.

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By *ionycusMan
10 weeks ago

Babylon

I was told I'd the tastiest spunk she ever tasted, couldn't get enough of it , I was drinking loads of strawberry daiquiris the day before so I put it down to that. By round three there wasn't much left , but she kept trying

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By *ionycusMan
10 weeks ago

Babylon

"This morning a guy messaged to say I had nipples like fag butt's he'd love to suck on. On one of my last meets I told him he had a penis so large he could beat a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So what's the weirdest oddest compliment you have ever received or given

You have got exceptional breasts , highlighted by fantastic nipples.

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By *og-ManMan
10 weeks ago

somewhere

If a certain female fabber is reading this just be advised I'm getting embarrassed that I actually said this to you in PDI last month

I actually said to her

Look at you and the first time we met you were looking all dressed up and glamorous

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By *onderingpurposeMan
10 weeks ago

Belfast

I was complimented on my punctuality

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By *of spadesMan
10 weeks ago

Kilkenny

The weirdest compliment I received was, "You have great shoulders, they go really well with your work pants as a package"

Still not really sure about it tbh 🤔😆

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By *s LollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I was hotter than a junkies spoon 🥄 😂🙈

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By *of spadesMan
10 weeks ago

Kilkenny

"I was hotter than a junkies spoon 🥄 😂🙈"
😂😂, they had a point though in fairness

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By *eestar10Man
10 weeks ago

cavan

I was text once

“U have the most beautiful cock”

Random cause cocks aren’t meant to be beautiful are they??

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By *s LollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I was text once

“U have the most beautiful cock”

Random cause cocks aren’t meant to be beautiful are they??"

🐓🐔? depends 😅

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By *eestar10Man
10 weeks ago

cavan

"I was text once

“U have the most beautiful cock”

Random cause cocks aren’t meant to be beautiful are they??

🐓🐔? depends 😅"

On????

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By *iresmillyWoman
10 weeks ago

Dublin

An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool

Fetish, interesting.

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By *eestar10Man
10 weeks ago

cavan

"An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool

Fetish, interesting. "

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *ubadubdubWoman
10 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"If a certain female fabber is reading this just be advised I'm getting embarrassed that I actually said this to you in PDI last month

I actually said to her

Look at you and the first time we met you were looking all dressed up and glamorous

😂😂

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By *eestar10Man
10 weeks ago

cavan

Thst certain person has arrived lol

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By *s LollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Fetish, interesting. "

I got that message to 😂😂

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By *eldducMan
10 weeks ago

Cork

Fetish, interesting.

I got that message to 😂😂"

It wasn't me cause it was four times 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

Fetish, interesting.

I got that message to 😂😂"

Me too there mustn't be a drop left in him

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By *eestar10Man
10 weeks ago

cavan

Fetish, interesting.

I got that message to 😂😂

Me too there mustn't be a drop left in him

Poor fella is away to work drained

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By *s LollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Fetish, interesting.

I got that message to 😂😂

Me too there mustn't be a drop left in him

Poor fella is away to work drained "

No feelings in his hands left 🫱🍆😂

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By *iresmillyWoman
10 weeks ago

Dublin

Jesus he need an iv line of saline stat before he collapses of dehydration

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By *ot really famousMan
10 weeks ago

monaghan

Fetish, interesting.

I got that message to 😂😂

Me too there mustn't be a drop left in him

Poor fella is away to work drained "
...im actually off today...

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Somebody recently suggested to me that I was adhd/neuro divergent, apparently a lot of adhd women are hot, or so this person said.

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By *alvin.Man
10 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

I was told by a nice guy at a summers day social last year that I looked like George Clooney.

I look more like the male lead from Glenroe than the one from Oceans 11. Fact

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By *rBandMrsGCouple
10 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Not a compliment either of us got but at a recent event Mrs complemented somebody for their collar bones

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
10 weeks ago

Lisburn

I (f) was told I'm very pretty close up. So I wondered am I not so pretty from far away?

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By *easingTimMan
10 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"Awww, you're so innocent!"

(..which I am

)

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By *iresmillyWoman
10 weeks ago

Dublin

""Awww, you're so innocent!"

(..which I am

) "

Ha!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
10 weeks ago

Belfast

Very first facepic Friday I took part in, I sent a pic to the couple who started the thread.

They didn't send one back in the spirit of their own thread but messaged to say I might be hot if I wasn't fucking Irish.

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By *easingTimMan
10 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

""Awww, you're so innocent!"

(..which I am

)

Ha!!"

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Well, some will guess that you're not the lady who paid me said compliment

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By *iresmillyWoman
10 weeks ago

Dublin

"Awww, you're so innocent!"

(..which I am

)

Ha!!

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Well, some will guess that you're not the lady who paid me said compliment

Well, some may guess that I have witnessed the non innocent side of you, and liked it x

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By *ot really famousMan
10 weeks ago

monaghan

Someone complimented me on my pj's this morning...

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By *ozzlesMan
10 weeks ago

galway

"I (f) was told I'm very pretty close up. So I wondered am I not so pretty from far away?"

Ahhh now,Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Ive been told " Your much more handsome in person"

Also when slagging about my tiny pecker " OOH your not small"

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By *dfabMan
10 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Been told I had nice hands by a woman who never had them on her.

Also told I have a very kissable mouth/lips.

People are mad aren't they

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By *iablo soloWoman
10 weeks ago

over younder

"I was hotter than a junkies spoon 🥄 😂🙈"

I got that message too but he added "hotter than a junkies spoon on dole day'

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By *izzKathrynWoman
10 weeks ago

Drogheda

A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.

Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae

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By *igtasty121!Man
10 weeks ago

funtown

"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.

Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae

Brilliant

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By *aid backMan
10 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

Hold on your fuckers are getting compliments?😭😭

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By *eordie.Woman
10 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Hold on your fuckers are getting compliments?😭😭"

It's alright buddy, I wear my insults like a badge of honor too

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By *he ChamberCouple
10 weeks ago

Dublin/Midlands

Youd be a horse of a man if ya had a tail

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By *umpUpTheJamMan
10 weeks ago

dublin

Was told before by a couple that I had the freshest cock they’d encountered here 😂😂

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
10 weeks ago

City Centre

"Youd be a horse of a man if ya had a tail

😆

I can kinda see where they're coming from weirdly enough. 😍

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By *s LollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

For a fat burd you're actually doable 🤣

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By *ot really famousMan
10 weeks ago

monaghan

"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.

Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae

"
...I can see where he's coming from..tbh

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By *izzKathrynWoman
10 weeks ago

Drogheda

"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.

Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae

...I can see where he's coming from..tbh "

Hahhah can ya

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By *ot really famousMan
10 weeks ago

monaghan

"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.

Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae

...I can see where he's coming from..tbh

Hahhah can ya "
...I wouldn't have put it quite like that however, but he has a point.

Say hello to the twins for me...

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By *he ChamberCouple
10 weeks ago

Dublin/Midlands

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By *iresmillyWoman
10 weeks ago

Dublin

"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.

Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae

Hilarious. And it’s a Fab arse!

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By *he ChamberCouple
10 weeks ago

Dublin/Midlands

"Youd be a horse of a man if ya had a tail

😆

I can kinda see where they're coming from weirdly enough. 😍"

I can put on a Saddle for ya Tiny

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
10 weeks ago

City Centre

"Youd be a horse of a man if ya had a tail

😆

I can kinda see where they're coming from weirdly enough. 😍

I can put on a Saddle for ya Tiny

I'm sure it'd be the ride of my life!

Kisses to you both 😘

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By *rystalsswingCouple
10 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.

Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae

This is actually hilarious 😂🙈

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By *agic mike1Man
10 weeks ago

around

"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.

Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae

Lucky he didn't say a Belgian blue, hou would have been insulted

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By *ogladyWoman
10 weeks ago

The bog

Most compliments are about me eyes I just say thanks they were buy one get one free in specsavers but I have to return one caise it's wonky.. 😬😬😂😂😂😂

I always get a lot of oh u look like like Ur pics with cloths on.. 😂😂😂

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By *og-ManMan
10 weeks ago

somewhere

"Most compliments are about me eyes I just say thanks they were buy one get one free in specsavers but I have to return one caise it's wonky.. 😬😬😂😂😂😂

I always get a lot of oh u look like like Ur pics with cloths on.. 😂😂😂"

Or you look like my favorite film star

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
10 weeks ago

ireland

"I was text once

“U have the most beautiful cock”

Random cause cocks aren’t meant to be beautiful are they??"

Why else would we want to suck on them

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By *oy.2022Man
10 weeks ago

Dublin

"I was text once

“U have the most beautiful cock”

Random cause cocks aren’t meant to be beautiful are they??

Why else would we want to suck on them

To make us happy

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By *izzKathrynWoman
10 weeks ago

Drogheda

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By *izzKathrynWoman
10 weeks ago

Drogheda

Ah people are gas craic to be fair, gone are the days i'd troll people on Tinder on quiet shifts in work. Now Fab is 24/7 Comedy Gold!!

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By *ot really famousMan
10 weeks ago

monaghan

"Ah people are gas craic to be fair, gone are the days i'd troll people on Tinder on quiet shifts in work. Now Fab is 24/7 Comedy Gold!! "
..ffs..I hope you're not an airline pilot...

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

too nice to be on fab

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By *attooed.dadbodMan
10 weeks ago

centre

That I could socialise with a prince or pauper

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By *ogladyWoman
10 weeks ago

The bog

"Most compliments are about me eyes I just say thanks they were buy one get one free in specsavers but I have to return one caise it's wonky.. 😬😬😂😂😂😂

I always get a lot of oh u look like like Ur pics with cloths on.. 😂😂😂

Or you look like my favorite film star

😂😂😂 Best compliment I ever got to this day..

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By *ubguy777Man
10 weeks ago

You're no Brad Pitt but you'll do,..

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By *ogladyWoman
10 weeks ago

The bog

"You're no Brad Pitt but you'll do,.."

Never liked Brad Pitt..

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By *ubguy777Man
10 weeks ago

"You're no Brad Pitt but you'll do,..

Never liked Brad Pitt.. "

Well that's good, a plus point for me, because apparently I'm not like him

lol

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By *insBadMan
10 weeks ago

& around

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By *insBadMan
10 weeks ago

& around

When talking to an ex about how I couldn't understand Gerard Butler being voted Britain's sexiest man, she quipped

"He has what you have"

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

“I now know your two front teeth are pushed back”

After I spent an eternity going down.

Gotta take your wins when they come

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By *aid backMan
10 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Hold on your fuckers are getting compliments?😭😭

It's alright buddy, I wear my insults like a badge of honor too

I'm starting to think you're right

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By *onny qMan
10 weeks ago

limerick

I was once told that my Olive Bread was that good , it made her a little bit wet 😎

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By *auls21Man
10 weeks ago

Derry

Fetish, interesting. "

What a baaad man to have a wool fetish

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple
10 weeks ago

Galway

"Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae

Am in absolute tears here. 😂

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By *ake_or_deathMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester

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