FabSwingers.com forum: Unrequested dick pics

By *ueen_Meadhbh OP Woman
2 weeks ago

sligo

Just s little note

No i don't want a d*ck pic

There's nothing that i could want less

No woman wants to be accosted

By that thing between your legs

If you're honest you know it's not pretty

Hanging there all shrivilled and flaccid

Nestled amidst your bushes

All overgrown, twisted and matted

What makes you think its a greeting?

Or a fun way to say hello?

I should send it on to your mother

So she can see that little man's, little man didn't grow

Harsh, i know

But i didn't ask for a d*ck pic

Mate, I don't even know who you are

And you didn't bother to put a cape on it

Or teach it to play the guitar

So now your d*ck isn't special

It's not big and its certainly not clever

The first thing i thought when i looked at your pic?

"I bet that thing smells like Red Leicester"

I will never know

Because

I never asked for a d*ck pic

©️ Nia Speaks ( borrowed from)

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

But but but .....yeah you're probably right

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Hmmm I'm still a bit unclear if you want one sent or not

Sending one over now just incase though

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By *ryingsthnewMan
2 weeks ago

galway

So you're saying we should dress them up in a little cape like the superheros they are??

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

If the photograph is taken in the mirror and I call it a "Richard Reflection" would that make it more acceptable?

Maybe put a glove on it, with a nice scarf... 🧤🧣

I promise not to "put a ring on it"... 💍

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By *rakesterlingMan
2 weeks ago

Dublin

I dunno, I'm happy to enjoy a nice picture of any part of the female shape of the body.

Just saying. It makes my day brighter and better, especially when it drops into my inbox unexpectedly! I can feel a day added to my expiry date.

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
2 weeks ago

Funville

"I bet that thing smells like Red Leicester"

Sounds like the tittle of an Artic Monkeys song 👀

🤮

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By *rRiosMan
2 weeks ago

dublin

"I bet that thing smells like Red Leicester"

Sounds like the tittle of an Artic Monkeys song 👀

🤮"

I bet you look good with the pants floored?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Hmmm I'm still a bit unclear if you want one sent or not

Sending one over now just incase though

🤣🤣

When in doubt 😇

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Hmmm I'm still a bit unclear if you want one sent or not

Sending one over now just incase though

🤣🤣

When in doubt 😇"

...whip it out 😎🍆

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
2 weeks ago

Funville

"I bet that thing smells like Red Leicester"

Sounds like the tittle of an Artic Monkeys song 👀

🤮

I bet you look good with the pants floored? "

*I bet you smell like cheddar when pants are floored?

*minor tweak and we have it 😊

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By *rRiosMan
2 weeks ago

dublin

"I bet that thing smells like Red Leicester"

Sounds like the tittle of an Artic Monkeys song 👀

🤮

I bet you look good with the pants floored?

*I bet you smell like cheddar when pants are floored?

*minor tweak and we have it 😊"

Is that off the album Suck It and See?

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By *astelloWoman
2 weeks ago

Far far away

If I wanted sausages, I'd go to Dennys,

All different types, I've rejected many,

I'd rather choose what appeals to me,

A dick pic hello, so not friendly,

So keep it under wraps, put it away,

Tempt me enough, perhaps I'll have the fry.

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By *rRiosMan
2 weeks ago

dublin

"If I wanted sausages, I'd go to Dennys,

All different types, I've rejected many,

I'd rather choose what appeals to me,

A dick pic hello, so not friendly,

So keep it under wraps, put it away,

Tempt me enough, perhaps I'll have the fry.

If I wanted pussy, I’d cuddle Felix

But sending dick pics is not in any way in my DNA, double helix

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By *astelloWoman
2 weeks ago

Far far away

😻 🐈 meow

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
2 weeks ago

Kildare

A unsolicited dick picture is like my cat leaving a dead mouse on my door yes he's proud and wants to show it off but I'm not touching it

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"😻 🐈 meow"

How about a vegan sausage.

Looks the same but not the real thing......

I might start a trend by sending Dildo pics.

🌭🍆🥒

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By *s SingletWoman
2 weeks ago

Kilkenny

I feel it doesn't matter how many times or in how many ways it's said, guys just seem to talk with their dicks and thats why they use the pictures to say hello

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Dublin

No matter how much you say no they will keep on sending!

No idea what they think they are achieving

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By *ob SmitheMan
2 weeks ago

enniscorthy

Well young lady, you should not generalise all penis's. That would be like me saying all vagina's are hairy and smell of fish. Clearly not the case.

My penis is well washed, shaven and circumcised ( cleaner as there is no place for bacteria or smegma to hide).

As for your your cheese (smegma), you obviously have been hanging out with some unhygienic people.

I will not be sending you any pic, let alone one of my prize penis.

Regards Rob

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By *ueen_Meadhbh OP Woman
2 weeks ago

sligo

"Well young lady, you should not generalise all penis's. That would be like me saying all vagina's are hairy and smell of fish. Clearly not the case.

My penis is well washed, shaven and circumcised ( cleaner as there is no place for bacteria or smegma to hide).

As for your your cheese (smegma), you obviously have been hanging out with some unhygienic people.

I will not be sending you any pic, let alone one of my prize penis.

Regards Rob

I took the poem from Fxxebook because it made me laugh

So not my aspirations or comments about cheesy dicks.

Its been nearly a year since I seen a dick in person

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By *ob SmitheMan
2 weeks ago

enniscorthy

I hope you had copyright permission before posting some other person's poem.!!!

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By *astelloWoman
2 weeks ago

Far far away

Mines an original..feel free to steal...

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Seems pics of the artificial equivalent aren't welcome either but my in box is always open for Fleshlight pics....

🔦

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

"Well young lady, you should not generalise all penis's. That would be like me saying all vagina's are hairy and smell of fish. Clearly not the case.

My penis is well washed, shaven and circumcised ( cleaner as there is no place for bacteria or smegma to hide).

As for your your cheese (smegma), you obviously have been hanging out with some unhygienic people.

I will not be sending you any pic, let alone one of my prize penis.

Regards Rob

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By *ueen_Meadhbh OP Woman
2 weeks ago

sligo

"I hope you had copyright permission before posting some other person's poem.!!!

Just like all the people who use others pics from the intermet

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
2 weeks ago

kinkytown

"I hope you had copyright permission before posting some other person's poem.!!!

Just like all the people who use others pics from the intermet "

Surely people don't do that on fab 😮 🤣

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By *oubtingtomasMan
2 weeks ago

Dundalk

Sending dick pics is so cringe

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Sending dick pics is so cringe"

Not if you've a MASSIVE mickey though

Like meself 😎

*T&Cs apply. More info available by PM. Women only. Sizes may vary from those advertised.

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By *trong SwimmerMan
2 weeks ago

North Wicklow

I would be careful with the Red Leicester remarks OP. According to the legends, the original Queen Maedhbh was killed in an attack by her nephew Furbaide in revenge for Maedhbh's murder of his mother, Eithne, who was Maedhbh's sister.

Furbaide was an expert with the slingshot and when he slew the Queen of Connacht, while she was bathing in Lough Ree, he killed her with a piece of hard cheese 'taken from his pocket'!

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By *iscuits8Man
2 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

So this Furbaide fella was sending pictures of his mickey then

Or have I got this all wrong

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By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Fab baide......

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By *asuallyChilledMan
2 weeks ago

Drogheda

TLDR

Sent 💋

♂️♀️⚧️🐉🦄🌈

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By *ueen_Meadhbh OP Woman
2 weeks ago

sligo

"I would be careful with the Red Leicester remarks OP. According to the legends, the original Queen Maedhbh was killed in an attack by her nephew Furbaide in revenge for Maedhbh's murder of his mother, Eithne, who was Maedhbh's sister.

Furbaide was an expert with the slingshot and when he slew the Queen of Connacht, while she was bathing in Lough Ree, he killed her with a piece of hard cheese 'taken from his pocket'!"

What a way to die, death by cheese, hopefully a good block of cracker barrel cheese

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