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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere

Absolutely brilliant addition to the fun in the bedroom and it doesn't destroy the bedsheets in the hotel so thanks to Rosy for the heads up all those months ago

However I foolishly assumed it had the consistency of goose fat but no its rock solid and was a nightmare to get out of the jar

I bought an odourless in Sainsbury's in Belfast

Had to get coffee delivered to the room to get some spoons which worked

So now teaspoons are added to the bag of tricks

Did I buy the wrong type

Is there an easier one to use

It's brilliant stuff all the same

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By *he KakapoMan
4 weeks ago

A nice rock

Notions

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By *he KakapoMan
4 weeks ago

A nice rock

I forgot the

🤦‍♂️

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By *he KakapoMan
4 weeks ago

A nice rock

Also (and sorry for hogging the thread) what hotel didn't have a fucking spoon in the room

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By *eralt80Man
4 weeks ago

cork


"Also (and sorry for hogging the thread) what hotel didn't have a fucking spoon in the room"

A lot will only have those stupid timber sticky yokes

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere


"Also (and sorry for hogging the thread) what hotel didn't have a fucking spoon in the room"

The hotel has a Costa coffee machine in the reception

They deliver coffee to your room 24/7

No kettle either but the coffee is gorgeous

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
4 weeks ago

City Centre


"Also (and sorry for hogging the thread) what hotel didn't have a fucking spoon in the room

The hotel has a Costa coffee machine in the reception

They deliver coffee to your room 24/7

No kettle either but the coffee is gorgeous "

Bet the staff love that

I'm not a fan of coconut oil so I can't help you there Bogman, sorry. I prefer a nice silky lube, it's just less hassle.

Does anyone know if durex does that pina colada lube anymore? I really liked that one. 🍍

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By *indenMan
4 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

It has a pretty low melting point, about 25 degrees I think, if you put the jar on a radiator or near a fire/stove it turns to liquid pretty quickly.

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By *insBadMan
4 weeks ago

& around


"Absolutely brilliant addition to the fun in the bedroom and it doesn't destroy the bedsheets in the hotel so thanks to Rosy for the heads up all those months ago

However I foolishly assumed it had the consistency of goose fat but no its rock solid and was a nightmare to get out of the jar

I bought an odourless in Sainsbury's in Belfast

Had to get coffee delivered to the room to get some spoons which worked

So now teaspoons are added to the bag of tricks

Did I buy the wrong type

Is there an easier one to use

It's brilliant stuff all the same

"

Not sure, but I think it cannot be used with latex condoms.

I prefer Skins latex free condoms and I agree with Tiny on silky lube too

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By *ot really famousMan
4 weeks ago

monaghan


"Also (and sorry for hogging the thread) what hotel didn't have a fucking spoon in the room

The hotel has a Costa coffee machine in the reception

They deliver coffee to your room 24/7

No kettle either but the coffee is gorgeous "

...sorry but Costa coffee is dishwater...and odourless coconut oil defeats the whole purpose surely...?

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By *iresmillyWoman
4 weeks ago

Dublin

I prefer “backdoor” silicone. Expensive but great for anal

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By *indenMan
4 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Also (and sorry for hogging the thread) what hotel didn't have a fucking spoon in the room

The hotel has a Costa coffee machine in the reception

They deliver coffee to your room 24/7

No kettle either but the coffee is gorgeous ...sorry but Costa coffee is dishwater...and odourless coconut oil defeats the whole purpose surely...?"

It’s a lubricant……

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere


"Also (and sorry for hogging the thread) what hotel didn't have a fucking spoon in the room

The hotel has a Costa coffee machine in the reception

They deliver coffee to your room 24/7

No kettle either but the coffee is gorgeous ...sorry but Costa coffee is dishwater...and odourless coconut oil defeats the whole purpose surely...?

It’s a lubricant……"

I hate the smell of coconut

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By *ofusplusCouple
4 weeks ago

Limerick


"Absolutely brilliant addition to the fun in the bedroom and it doesn't destroy the bedsheets in the hotel so thanks to Rosy for the heads up all those months ago

However I foolishly assumed it had the consistency of goose fat but no its rock solid and was a nightmare to get out of the jar

I bought an odourless in Sainsbury's in Belfast

Had to get coffee delivered to the room to get some spoons which worked

So now teaspoons are added to the bag of tricks

Did I buy the wrong type

Is there an easier one to use

It's brilliant stuff all the same

"

Use a bit of elbow grease, dig those fingers in 💪

The heat of your fingers will soften it as you dig!

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By *indenMan
4 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Absolutely brilliant addition to the fun in the bedroom and it doesn't destroy the bedsheets in the hotel so thanks to Rosy for the heads up all those months ago

However I foolishly assumed it had the consistency of goose fat but no its rock solid and was a nightmare to get out of the jar

I bought an odourless in Sainsbury's in Belfast

Had to get coffee delivered to the room to get some spoons which worked

So now teaspoons are added to the bag of tricks

Did I buy the wrong type

Is there an easier one to use

It's brilliant stuff all the same

Use a bit of elbow grease, dig those fingers in 💪

The heat of your fingers will soften it as you dig!"

Hmmmm, never thought of that…..🤔

I just dip something else in….🤭

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By *ot really famousMan
4 weeks ago

monaghan


"Also (and sorry for hogging the thread) what hotel didn't have a fucking spoon in the room

The hotel has a Costa coffee machine in the reception

They deliver coffee to your room 24/7

No kettle either but the coffee is gorgeous ...sorry but Costa coffee is dishwater...and odourless coconut oil defeats the whole purpose surely...?

It’s a lubricant……"

...I know what it is...but odourless?...have you ever walked past a Brazilian woman.?.omfg...oranges coconut...I need to lie down for a minute

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By *electableicecreamMan
4 weeks ago

The West

Have to say I'm not a huge fan of coconut. Even for a luxury wank. It's too thick and gets absorbed by the skin too quickly

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By *ofusplusCouple
4 weeks ago

Limerick


"Absolutely brilliant addition to the fun in the bedroom and it doesn't destroy the bedsheets in the hotel so thanks to Rosy for the heads up all those months ago

However I foolishly assumed it had the consistency of goose fat but no its rock solid and was a nightmare to get out of the jar

I bought an odourless in Sainsbury's in Belfast

Had to get coffee delivered to the room to get some spoons which worked

So now teaspoons are added to the bag of tricks

Did I buy the wrong type

Is there an easier one to use

It's brilliant stuff all the same

Use a bit of elbow grease, dig those fingers in 💪

The heat of your fingers will soften it as you dig!

Hmmmm, never thought of that…..🤔

I just dip something else in….🤭"

Your big toe? Eeewwwww

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere


"Have to say I'm not a huge fan of coconut. Even for a luxury wank. It's too thick and gets absorbed by the skin too quickly"

A luxury wank....notions

Have to say it's fabulous stuff on skin..it didn't dry in at all or leave a sticky mess

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By *indenMan
4 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Absolutely brilliant addition to the fun in the bedroom and it doesn't destroy the bedsheets in the hotel so thanks to Rosy for the heads up all those months ago

However I foolishly assumed it had the consistency of goose fat but no its rock solid and was a nightmare to get out of the jar

I bought an odourless in Sainsbury's in Belfast

Had to get coffee delivered to the room to get some spoons which worked

So now teaspoons are added to the bag of tricks

Did I buy the wrong type

Is there an easier one to use

It's brilliant stuff all the same

Use a bit of elbow grease, dig those fingers in 💪

The heat of your fingers will soften it as you dig!

Hmmmm, never thought of that…..🤔

I just dip something else in….🤭

Your big toe? Eeewwwww "

Sometimes I don’t even take my socks off…..

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By *ubadubdubWoman
4 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Absolutely brilliant addition to the fun in the bedroom and it doesn't destroy the bedsheets in the hotel so thanks to Rosy for the heads up all those months ago

However I foolishly assumed it had the consistency of goose fat but no its rock solid and was a nightmare to get out of the jar

I bought an odourless in Sainsbury's in Belfast

Had to get coffee delivered to the room to get some spoons which worked

So now teaspoons are added to the bag of tricks

Did I buy the wrong type

Is there an easier one to use

It's brilliant stuff all the same

"

If you take out a bit and put it in a smaller container then body heat from your hands will melt it.

Personally I love the sensual candles, you light them (instant ambience and scent) and once they've melted a bit you can drop the warm oil onto the body for massage. 🔥

(Make sure they are suited for use on the body)

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By *antra MassageMan
4 weeks ago

South Side.


"Have to say I'm not a huge fan of coconut. Even for a luxury wank. It's too thick and gets absorbed by the skin too quickly

A luxury wank....notions

Have to say it's fabulous stuff on skin..it didn't dry in at all or leave a sticky mess "

You bought fractionated coconut oil. It's chemically treated, so its water soluble, and washes out of clothing, sheets, and doesn't leave a stain.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere


"Absolutely brilliant addition to the fun in the bedroom and it doesn't destroy the bedsheets in the hotel so thanks to Rosy for the heads up all those months ago

However I foolishly assumed it had the consistency of goose fat but no its rock solid and was a nightmare to get out of the jar

I bought an odourless in Sainsbury's in Belfast

Had to get coffee delivered to the room to get some spoons which worked

So now teaspoons are added to the bag of tricks

Did I buy the wrong type

Is there an easier one to use

It's brilliant stuff all the same

If you take out a bit and put it in a smaller container then body heat from your hands will melt it.

Personally I love the sensual candles, you light them (instant ambience and scent) and once they've melted a bit you can drop the warm oil onto the body for massage. 🔥

(Make sure they are suited for use on the body) "

Also tried previously and in the bag of tricks but I find the oil congeals a little and is hard to get off

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By *habMan
4 weeks ago

Boomtown

Try Almond Oil with Sandalwood / Lavender / Ylang Ylang essential oil mix for a really different sensation.

Body to Body

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere


"Try Almond Oil with Sandalwood / Lavender / Ylang Ylang essential oil mix for a really different sensation.

Body to Body "

Sounds too expensive.....I'll just get a tube of deep heat

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By *habMan
4 weeks ago

Boomtown


"Try Almond Oil with Sandalwood / Lavender / Ylang Ylang essential oil mix for a really different sensation.

Body to Body

Sounds too expensive.....I'll just get a tube of deep heat "

No burning in the friction....unlike deep heat or would you prefer tiger balm

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlayWoman
4 weeks ago

borderarea

Can't use Coconut oil on my skin at all. Causes blocked pores - and no not just on the face 🤣🤣. It can be really bad at causing ingrown hairs and rashes so would be wary enough about it's use and make sure areas it is used on are well exfoliated after if they contain any hair follicles at all.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast

Buckfast makes great lube

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By *rRiosMan
4 weeks ago

dublin


"Buckfast makes great lube "

But does it make you buck fast? Sorry

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By *ubadubdubWoman
4 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Absolutely brilliant addition to the fun in the bedroom and it doesn't destroy the bedsheets in the hotel so thanks to Rosy for the heads up all those months ago

However I foolishly assumed it had the consistency of goose fat but no its rock solid and was a nightmare to get out of the jar

I bought an odourless in Sainsbury's in Belfast

Had to get coffee delivered to the room to get some spoons which worked

So now teaspoons are added to the bag of tricks

Did I buy the wrong type

Is there an easier one to use

It's brilliant stuff all the same

If you take out a bit and put it in a smaller container then body heat from your hands will melt it.

Personally I love the sensual candles, you light them (instant ambience and scent) and once they've melted a bit you can drop the warm oil onto the body for massage. 🔥

(Make sure they are suited for use on the body)

Also tried previously and in the bag of tricks but I find the oil congeals a little and is hard to get off "

Are you sure that's the oil 🤔😋

You gotta invest in the good stuff Bog

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
4 weeks ago

waterford


"I prefer “backdoor” silicone. Expensive but great for anal "

Well worth it though !

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By *onderingpurposeMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast


"Buckfast makes great lube

But does it make you buck fast? Sorry "

Definitely not

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
4 weeks ago

Kildare

Another convert to coconut oil I should have bought shares in coconut oil

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