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MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH MEN

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere

Go on I feckin dare ye lads 🤣🤣

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By *inkyboots02Man
4 weeks ago

Belfast

Don't think anyone has the balls 🤣

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By *rRiosMan
4 weeks ago

dublin

Do not objectify me please, I am more than a piece of meat. Thank you

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By *affa31Woman
4 weeks ago

Galway

Ara now, grow a pair lads

Speaking of, I have been told quite a few times that a lot of women ignore the balls totally or go too hard on them. Again, communication is key.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Go on I feckin dare ye lads 🤣🤣"

Off you go then 🤣

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By *rRiosMan
4 weeks ago

dublin

Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

Deal, now will you wash my sheets after you’ve made a mess of them?

Did you ever hear of the fable of Icarus?

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By *ubadubdubWoman
4 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Go on I feckin dare ye lads 🤣🤣"

Actually I'd love to hear

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By *ot so needyMan
4 weeks ago

Galway


"Go on I feckin dare ye lads 🤣🤣

Off you go then 🤣"

Start eating prawn crackers even before there has been time for a cuddle afterwards.😂

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

kinkville

"I'd that a new damp spot on the ceiling? Or was it there before?"

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere

Don't say....thats not how my last lover did it

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By *chochamberWoman
4 weeks ago

Munster

I ld expect similar woes to women, being too grabby maybe, too harsh on touch, is it a sign of inexperience? I dunno, men tell us!

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By *eano400Man
4 weeks ago

bsllyclare

The mistakes women make

Everyone makes mistakes, men women.

It's all about communication and women are as quilty of not communicating during sex as men.

Both genders make the same communication mistakes

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
4 weeks ago

The West

Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

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By *affa31Woman
4 weeks ago

Galway


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂"

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!

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By *eano400Man
4 weeks ago

bsllyclare

Again, that is down to communication

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
4 weeks ago

City Centre, Dublin

It’s a cock not a joystick on a retro arcade machine, take er easy

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By *ea ShellsWoman
4 weeks ago

Sligo

And dexterity!😩

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By *aybeLadyWoman
4 weeks ago

West Dublin


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!"

Same as me.....never knew this😏

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere

Sometimes we like to be spooned

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By *ot really famousMan
4 weeks ago

monaghan


"Go on I feckin dare ye lads 🤣🤣"
....says the cheerleader...

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere

Our nipples are not just for show

Biting gently, licking and sucking is very erotic

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By *oldByMarCouple
4 weeks ago

playa de ingles / outa da west

Will ya take it easy and gentle it’s not a Fuckn ice pop your sucking or biting into

It won’t melt that quickly

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By *eorge89CroMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

Would say - BJ's with a touch of teeth 😬

Sometimes it's a accident, sometimes not but it still hurt's the same 😂

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere

For gods sake sometimes we need a nap before the next round

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By *ofusplusCouple
4 weeks ago

Limerick


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!"

Men ignore their goolies too. How many ball pics do you see on Fab? Ye've made them irrelevant yerselves

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!"

Some of us only have short arms???

We could use a stick to poke at them if you like?

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By *affa31Woman
4 weeks ago

Galway


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!

Some of us only have short arms???

We could use a stick to poke at them if you like?"

Yea there’s not a hope I’d be able to reach. Short arms and a belly 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!

Some of us only have short arms???

We could use a stick to poke at them if you like?

Yea there’s not a hope I’d be able to reach. Short arms and a belly 🤷🏻‍♀️"

And it depends how far they are hanging

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere

Short arms and a belly

Bet T- Rexs never did that either

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
4 weeks ago

The West


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!

Some of us only have short arms???

We could use a stick to poke at them if you like?

Yea there’s not a hope I’d be able to reach. Short arms and a belly 🤷🏻‍♀️

And it depends how far they are hanging "

All I'm hearing is excuses ladies!

Of course, you'll have no bother at all reaching for your clit!! 😂

Turn your shoulder in a little bit, you'll be grand!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
4 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Not communicating clearly. If it's working then let us know so we don't stop. If it's not working then guide us. No two women are the same and what worked for one may not work for another, so take control of your pleasure if it's not working then communicate and guide. It's not a test.

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By *ealitybitesMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast

Turning up

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By *he KakapoMan
4 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!

Some of us only have short arms???

We could use a stick to poke at them if you like?

Yea there’s not a hope I’d be able to reach. Short arms and a belly 🤷🏻‍♀️

And it depends how far they are hanging

All I'm hearing is excuses ladies!

Of course, you'll have no bother at all reaching for your clit!! 😂

Turn your shoulder in a little bit, you'll be grand!"

OK so mistake #1 is not stretching and mobilising beforehand

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By *eralt80Man
4 weeks ago

cork

They could bring some snacks with them, are some haribos really too much to ask for

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar


"They could bring some snacks with them, are some haribos really too much to ask for"

You are mixing with the wrong women

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By *eralt80Man
4 weeks ago

cork


"They could bring some snacks with them, are some haribos really too much to ask for

You are mixing with the wrong women "

I’ll have to rectify that

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By *attooYouMan
4 weeks ago

just about northside

Brilliant. Some very funny comments up there. Poke them with a stick is one.

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By *electableicecreamMan
4 weeks ago

The West

Bad handjobs. Seriously. It's not a can of spray paint that needs to be shaken vigorously before you use it. That bit happens at the end.

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
4 weeks ago

wexford


"Again, that is down to communication "

How do I hold myself up on all 4s if my small arm has to reach the balls too. I clearly need lessons.

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By *electableicecreamMan
4 weeks ago

The West


"Again, that is down to communication

How do I hold myself up on all 4s if my small arm has to reach the balls too. I clearly need lessons."

Get one of those extendy grabber thing's that are used for picking up litter. Mind you don't accidentally pop a ball though.

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By *adger BrocMan
4 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Sex is very much about the biology of the body and it is a biological fact that the scrotum elongates with age therefore making it easier to get hold of in older men during doggie and lots of other positions.

So perhaps one mistake women are making is going for younger guys whose short fall in the scrotal region makes them a bit more difficult to play with.

As with many things in life it's often a question of "low hanging fruit".....

🍒 😉 😇

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By *og-Man OP   Man
4 weeks ago

somewhere


"Sex is very much about the biology of the body and it is a biological fact that the scrotum elongates with age therefore making it easier to get hold of in older men during doggie and lots of other positions.

So perhaps one mistake women are making is going for younger guys whose short fall in the scrotal region makes them a bit more difficult to play with.

As with many things in life it's often a question of "low hanging fruit".....

🍒 😉 😇

"

Was going to say smoothly done Badger

But there's nothing smooth about older balls

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By *adger BrocMan
4 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"Sex is very much about the biology of the body and it is a biological fact that the scrotum elongates with age therefore making it easier to get hold of in older men during doggie and lots of other positions.

So perhaps one mistake women are making is going for younger guys whose short fall in the scrotal region makes them a bit more difficult to play with.

As with many things in life it's often a question of "low hanging fruit".....

🍒 😉 😇

Was going to say smoothly done Badger

But there's nothing smooth about older balls "

.......

I beg to differ....

Some Veet and Nivea For Men can work wonders......

👴🍒🎱

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
4 weeks ago

The West


"Bad handjobs. Seriously. It's not a can of spray paint that needs to be shaken vigorously before you use it. That bit happens at the end."

Yep, women will moan on for days about how to touch them. All the areas to rub and caress, to the rhythms required depending on the stage of the moon at that particular time!

Then, when presented with a penis carry on like it's a can of deodorant!

This double standard and lack of self-awareness really needs to be addressed!

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By *cottPillgrim2022Man
4 weeks ago

Roscommon

Was that lad fucking slender man? Must have had 5ft arms..hah

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By *panishRebelMan
4 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

There's no list.....I guess we'll have to chat gee bee tee it! 🤔

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
4 weeks ago

The West


"Was that lad fucking slender man? Must have had 5ft arms..hah"

Stop accepting mediocrity from your lady friends!

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By *iraeireMan
3 weeks ago

Dublin

Women make a mistake by not having sex with men

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By *ustfulLillyWoman
3 weeks ago

Naas

The thread is soo good, pity we can click on like on the response hahahaha

You are all so amazing 🥰

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By *dfabMan
3 weeks ago

Dunboyne

You love a G spot orgasm but very few seem to know how to give a P spot orgasm

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By *rystalsswingCouple
3 weeks ago

Galway


"Bad handjobs. Seriously. It's not a can of spray paint that needs to be shaken vigorously before you use it. That bit happens at the end.

Yep, women will moan on for days about how to touch them. All the areas to rub and caress, to the rhythms required depending on the stage of the moon at that particular time!

Then, when presented with a penis carry on like it's a can of deodorant!

This double standard and lack of self-awareness really needs to be addressed!"

Fuck ya

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
3 weeks ago

nearby


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!

Some of us only have short arms???

We could use a stick to poke at them if you like?

Yea there’s not a hope I’d be able to reach. Short arms and a belly 🤷🏻‍♀️

And it depends how far they are hanging

All I'm hearing is excuses ladies!

Of course, you'll have no bother at all reaching for your clit!! 😂

Turn your shoulder in a little bit, you'll be grand!"

You need to be flexible enough for this move.... 😳 Must sign up for some Pilates 😜

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By *rystalsswingCouple
3 weeks ago

Galway


"Again, that is down to communication

How do I hold myself up on all 4s if my small arm has to reach the balls too. I clearly need lessons.

Get one of those extendy grabber thing's that are used for picking up litter. Mind you don't accidentally pop a ball though."

Christ 🙈🙈

Luckily I have useful arms 😎 The talent is endless 😜

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By *ub23Man
3 weeks ago

wandering

For me it’s the the teeth during a bj borderline sore!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
3 weeks ago

The West


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!

Some of us only have short arms???

We could use a stick to poke at them if you like?

Yea there’s not a hope I’d be able to reach. Short arms and a belly 🤷🏻‍♀️

And it depends how far they are hanging

All I'm hearing is excuses ladies!

Of course, you'll have no bother at all reaching for your clit!! 😂

Turn your shoulder in a little bit, you'll be grand!

You need to be flexible enough for this move.... 😳 Must sign up for some Pilates 😜 "

You could get a group class going with some of the short-limbed challenged, above!😛

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By *oc1998Man
3 weeks ago

Dundalk

For me, its turning the lights off during sex. You are just asking for awkwardness if you do that

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By *alted!Man
3 weeks ago

Cork

Being lazy in bed.

Moaning away to bait the band. But not actually moving much themselves.

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
3 weeks ago

Dublin


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!

Same as me.....never knew this😏"

Game changer ladies!

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By *itenurse69Couple
3 weeks ago

Fermanagh/ Monaghan,


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂"

I have to say my hubby loves to have his balls sucked and nibbled and long tongue strokes from his balls up the shaft. I always love playing with his balls.

But I always ask a new play mate if he likes, as I have found not all me like this sort of treatment

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By *indenMan
3 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

Men ignore their goolies too. How many ball pics do you see on Fab? Ye've made them irrelevant yerselves "

I’ve included mine in some of my pics, although visibility may be dependent on the temperature of the day….

To answer the original question, lack of communication, lack of communication and lack of communication.

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By *ooking4fun24123Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin/Meath


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂"

Absolute legend for that list 😂 not reaching back for the balls in doggy is a big one and some women even after direction give such a half hearted effort!

Often get asked if I’m into blow jobs and always say no, every woman think she gives the best blow job ever and it’s meh 🫤 There’s very few out there who surprise you and you have to tell to stop or the show will be over too soon.

While some women forget the balls and don’t lick or suck them, others try to suck them clean off 😳 little bit of tenderness is needed

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By *carlett!Woman
3 weeks ago

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By *carlett!Woman
3 weeks ago

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"Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

Deal, now will you wash my sheets after you’ve made a mess of them?

Did you ever hear of the fable of Icarus? "

Women don’t mess the sheets, it’s what the man does to her that involuntarily makes the woman “ruin” the sheets. It’s a compliment really to the guy if they need to change the sheets.

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By *carlett!Woman
3 weeks ago

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"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂"

That would take some serious flexibility lol must try it though

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By *owdyBoobyMan
3 weeks ago

limerick


"Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

Deal, now will you wash my sheets after you’ve made a mess of them?

Did you ever hear of the fable of Icarus?

Women don’t mess the sheets, it’s what the man does to her that involuntarily makes the woman “ruin” the sheets. It’s a compliment really to the guy if they need to change the sheets. "

Its the only time of year some men get to change the sheets.

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By *eaAndBenCouple
3 weeks ago

Dublin


"Bad handjobs. Seriously. It's not a can of spray paint that needs to be shaken vigorously before you use it. That bit happens at the end."

What constitutes a good ‘un?

Also unrelated but since this appears to be a learning space… what works best when a woman is on top?

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By *og-Man OP   Man
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"Bad handjobs. Seriously. It's not a can of spray paint that needs to be shaken vigorously before you use it. That bit happens at the end.

What constitutes a good ‘un?

Also unrelated but since this appears to be a learning space… what works best when a woman is on top?"

Jiggle your boobs ...we've funny visual creatures

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By *reyingbeardMan
3 weeks ago

city

Ignoring the nipples 😂😂 they have feeling too 😉

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By *leasurer77Man
3 weeks ago

Athlone


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Absolute legend for that list 😂 not reaching back for the balls in doggy is a big one and some women even after direction give such a half hearted effort!

Often get asked if I’m into blow jobs and always say no, every woman think she gives the best blow job ever and it’s meh 🫤 There’s very few out there who surprise you and you have to tell to stop or the show will be over too soon.

While some women forget the balls and don’t lick or suck them, others try to suck them clean off 😳 little bit of tenderness is needed "

Only one woman can give the best blowjobs and I happen to know who that is. If you're not into blowjobs you most certainly haven't had one from her!

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By *eaAndBenCouple
3 weeks ago

Dublin


"Bad handjobs. Seriously. It's not a can of spray paint that needs to be shaken vigorously before you use it. That bit happens at the end.

What constitutes a good ‘un?

Also unrelated but since this appears to be a learning space… what works best when a woman is on top?

Jiggle your boobs ...we've funny visual creatures "

The answer to all life’s quandaries!

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
3 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

As a female contributor I'll fess up to Gag reflex. I do my best and I can take it for a while but there will be a point where I can't. I know you like the mascara streaming down the face look and I can do that too for a little while, but basically that's your cue you have another 1 minute at most.

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By *reyingbeardMan
3 weeks ago

city


"Bad handjobs. Seriously. It's not a can of spray paint that needs to be shaken vigorously before you use it. That bit happens at the end.

What constitutes a good ‘un?

Also unrelated but since this appears to be a learning space… what works best when a woman is on top?"

A firm grip but not like it's someone or something ye wanna ch*ke of life out of 😂 sliding the hand up & down or if lube is been used twist your hand around it (but again not trying to kill it)

On top I'd say play with your boobs exactly how you'd like us to play with them so then we get the learning part too 🤪

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By *ionycusMan
3 weeks ago

Babylon

Bad hand jobs are when it feels like you're trying to get us to cum and that's the only point, take us there slowly, please don't ignore the balls but be very gentle with them, also the area around the ass is very sensual, you have two hands and a tongue that will have a man wriggling if you use them, also if you want rounds two , three and more , it becomes less likely to happen if you've beaten the life out of my meat sausage like you're trying to get the last out of a ketchup bottle.

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By *eaAndBenCouple
3 weeks ago

Dublin


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A firm grip but not like it's someone or something ye wanna ch*ke of life out of 😂 sliding the hand up & down or if lube is been used twist your hand around it (but again not trying to kill it)

On top I'd say play with your boobs exactly how you'd like us to play with them so then we get the learning part too 🤪"

What if how you like them played with, is having someone’s face and mouth all up in them… just supposing!

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By *reyingbeardMan
3 weeks ago

city


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A firm grip but not like it's someone or something ye wanna ch*ke of life out of 😂 sliding the hand up & down or if lube is been used twist your hand around it (but again not trying to kill it)

On top I'd say play with your boobs exactly how you'd like us to play with them so then we get the learning part too 🤪

What if how you like them played with, is having someone’s face and mouth all up in them… just supposing!"

Well then lean forward some more & get that face all up in them 😈

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
3 weeks ago

City Centre, Dublin


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A firm grip but not like it's someone or something ye wanna ch*ke of life out of 😂 sliding the hand up & down or if lube is been used twist your hand around it (but again not trying to kill it)

On top I'd say play with your boobs exactly how you'd like us to play with them so then we get the learning part too 🤪

What if how you like them played with, is having someone’s face and mouth all up in them… just supposing!"

Nom, nom, nom, nom

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By *ungry CatCouple
3 weeks ago

Belfast


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂"

Stroking man's balls while being fucked doggy style is physically impossible to me #TRexArms 🙈

Missus

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By *ionycusMan
3 weeks ago

Babylon


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking man's balls while being fucked doggy style is physically impossible to me #TRexArms 🙈

Missus "

Sometimes you could ask someone to lend a helping hand #noballuntouched

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By *attooYouMan
3 weeks ago

just about northside


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking man's balls while being fucked doggy style is physically impossible to me #TRexArms 🙈

Missus "

Not at all! Mine get fondled all the time by her in doggy. Easy peasy

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By *hipMan
3 weeks ago

ireland

Laughing at you when you take your underwear off.

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By *urker6969Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin


"Bad handjobs. Seriously. It's not a can of spray paint that needs to be shaken vigorously before you use it. That bit happens at the end.

What constitutes a good ‘un?

Also unrelated but since this appears to be a learning space… what works best when a woman is on top?"

Gonna use this as an invitation to talk about how I like to be touched down below, as it’s been a long time and I miss it.

Firstly, what people without penises need to know about them is that the distribution of nerve endings and the mechanical characteristics of the tissue are not homogeneous, or to say that again in much more plain terms, the penis has different regions and these respond differently to stimulation. Furthermore, no two are alike, so what might be good for one person may be very underwhelming or even overstimulating for another.

For instance, my penis can enjoy a lot of compression and friction at the base of the shaft, and much less of both towards the tip. What’s ideal for me then is for my partner to vary the intensity of their grip as they stroke me to match with these features. Keeping the amount of grip constant while stroking doesn’t do a lot for me, because it will alternate uncomfortably between being too tight and too loose.

Another factor to consider is rhythm. It’s a well known faux pas for a man to blindly pound away during sex with a woman, but same holds true for a handjob: jerking it too vigorously gets boring for me and in some cases might be painful if I’m not aroused enough to withstand it. However, being too slow and delicate is also problematic, unless it’s supplemented with other things such as dirty talk or additional stimulation. The ideal for me is to vary the rhythm throughout, gradually building up the intensity in a series of waves in tandem with my level of arousal. The closer I am to the edge the more “punishment” I’ll be able to take (and in fact will want).

Then, as others have commented, there are the balls and the perineum: including these is very welcome, but there’s also the frenulum which for me is very sensitive. I love when it’s brushed against delicately by a finger or a tongue. I imagine it’s what a woman feels when their clítoris is teased.

Lastly and most importantly, enthusiasm. We know that your wrist won’t be as adept and endurant as our own and it might feel like a chore, but if you can get yourself excited about the pleasure you’re giving us that adds a whole lot to the experience.

I hope that makes for an interesting read for the ladies here, and it would also be cool to see whether any of the guys can relate.

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By *ot really famousMan
3 weeks ago

monaghan

My mate once described a handjob he got from a female tv presenter..."you would think she was trying to start a chainsaw "....

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
3 weeks ago

belfast


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!"

Jaffa, you haven’t lived

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By *aradeaneWoman
3 weeks ago

Maynooth


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!

Some of us only have short arms???

We could use a stick to poke at them if you like?"

This made me howl🤣

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By *dfabMan
3 weeks ago

Dunboyne


"You love a G spot orgasm but very few seem to know how to give a P spot orgasm "

I see all women have ignored this post, unsurprisingly

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By *ofusplusCouple
3 weeks ago

Limerick


"You love a G spot orgasm but very few seem to know how to give a P spot orgasm

I see all women have ignored this post, unsurprisingly "

In fairness, most men wouldn't know how to give themselves a P spot orgasm either

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By *og-Man OP   Man
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"You love a G spot orgasm but very few seem to know how to give a P spot orgasm

I see all women have ignored this post, unsurprisingly

In fairness, most men wouldn't know how to give themselves a P spot orgasm either "

Like the other replies...

Our arms are too short

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By *adger BrocMan
3 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"You love a G spot orgasm but very few seem to know how to give a P spot orgasm

I see all women have ignored this post, unsurprisingly

In fairness, most men wouldn't know how to give themselves a P spot orgasm either

Like the other replies...

Our arms are too short "

.....

Not those of us Neanderthals whose knuckles touch the ground.....🐒

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By *ofusplusCouple
3 weeks ago

Limerick


"You love a G spot orgasm but very few seem to know how to give a P spot orgasm

I see all women have ignored this post, unsurprisingly

In fairness, most men wouldn't know how to give themselves a P spot orgasm either

Like the other replies...

Our arms are too short "

As suggested previously, try poking it with a stick, see how it feels

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By *og-Man OP   Man
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"You love a G spot orgasm but very few seem to know how to give a P spot orgasm

I see all women have ignored this post, unsurprisingly

In fairness, most men wouldn't know how to give themselves a P spot orgasm either

Like the other replies...

Our arms are too short

As suggested previously, try poking it with a stick, see how it feels "

Definitely not it's nicer with someone else's well lubed finger

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By *carlett!Woman
3 weeks ago

.

Asking the guy “are you nearly finished” lol

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By *huCullainMan
3 weeks ago

Rathowen


"Asking the guy “are you nearly finished” lol "

12 minutes after he finished

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
3 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"Asking the guy “are you nearly finished” lol

12 minutes after he finished "

Better than asking if he's in, 12 minutes after he's finished

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By *huCullainMan
3 weeks ago

Rathowen


"Asking the guy “are you nearly finished” lol

12 minutes after he finished

Better than asking if he's in, 12 minutes after he's finished "

Fair point.

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By *ot Chilli PepperCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

I think the biggest mistake we can do is not know how the tool we are playing with work. I believe knowledge is power, the more we know about it the better performance and the better joy for everyone involved , this both ways like!

I follow a very interesting lady on insta she is a sex coach and she makes really good informative content, highly recommend to girls and also boys. She is class! Cainthecoach is called x

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By *owdyBoobyMan
2 weeks ago

limerick

Pay more attention to the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Women don't make mistakes

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By *agneyandhutchCouple
2 weeks ago

lucan


"Fuck it, I'll start it.

The lack of attention women give to a man's balls is staggering!

If your fucking doggy-style and your not stroking his balls, what the fuck are you doing!

Regardless of how good you are at giving handjob/blowjobs if your not stroking his balls it's only, meh!

Come at me!!🤜 😂

Stroking his balls while he’s fucking you doggy style? That’s a new one on me!!!"

I'd better get arm extensions!

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By *og-Man OP   Man
2 weeks ago

somewhere


"Women don't make mistakes "

That they admit to.

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