FabSwingers.com forum: ✨️National Slap Your Coworker Day✨️

By *TinyDelight- OP Woman
16 weeks ago

City Centre

What warrants a good slap in the mush? What drives you nuts about a coworker?

Mine is someone yakking up phlegm, that certainly makes me want to give them a slap.

The rules dictate that you can only slap one person each hour but you can slap them once for each offense. If your supervisor tries to intervene, you can slap him/her, too — just bear in mind there may be consequences. You cannot slap a coworker just because you don't like them.

Of course I don't want you to slap a coworker but if you were in, what would have they done to annoy you?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I have one co worker I'd slap but not in the face, she seems naughty

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By *oc09Man
16 weeks ago

near u

I hate a know it all that thinks they know it all when really they know fuck all and my job is full of them so I'll have to crack a few heads together lol

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By *he KakapoMan
16 weeks ago

A nice rock

"I hate a know it all that thinks they know it all when really they know fuck all and my job is full of them so I'll have to crack a few heads together lol"

Ah it's still better than a know it all who doesn't think they know it all because nobody wants a self aware know it mostly

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By *exyScientistsCouple
16 weeks ago

Castlebar

I would have slapped mine this morning when she was late to take over from me after I worked all night. And she still managed to make it look like she'd had a worse night than me.

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By *ot so needyMan
16 weeks ago

Galway

I work alone but would definitely deserve a few slaps from time to time

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By *oc09Man
16 weeks ago

near u

"I hate a know it all that thinks they know it all when really they know fuck all and my job is full of them so I'll have to crack a few heads together lol

Ah it's still better than a know it all who doesn't think they know it all because nobody wants a self aware know it mostly"
nobody knows it all u learn something new everyday

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By *exyScientistsCouple
16 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I hate a know it all that thinks they know it all when really they know fuck all and my job is full of them so I'll have to crack a few heads together lol

Ah it's still better than a know it all who doesn't think they know it all because nobody wants a self aware know it mostly nobody knows it all u learn something new everyday "

And today I learnt that not slapping my co worker makes me the better person

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By *ozzlesMan
16 weeks ago

galway

I watched a Co worker pick the wax from their ear with the cap of a pen today. I'm not sure I'll ever be the better for it.

A slap seems just a bit on the lenient side, just this once can I use a hammer?

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
16 weeks ago

kinkytown

I have a co worker I would slap in the face on the daily. He's a useless cunt who causes nothing but problems for everyone else and never does what he's actually meant to. Even when he does work people have to go clean up after him. Does that warrant a slap?

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By *TinyDelight- OP Woman
16 weeks ago

City Centre

"I watched a Co worker pick the wax from their ear with the cap of a pen today. I'm not sure I'll ever be the better for it.

A slap seems just a bit on the lenient side, just this once can I use a hammer? "

You can borrow mine for that outrage.

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By *TinyDelight- OP Woman
16 weeks ago

City Centre

"I have a co worker I would slap in the face on the daily. He's a useless cunt who causes nothing but problems for everyone else and never does what he's actually meant to. Even when he does work people have to go clean up after him. Does that warrant a slap?"

Going by the rules, yes it does. Hourly, and multiple times for each transgression. 👋

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By *arpenter.Man
16 weeks ago

Dublin

I'd love to Tango a few in the office

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By *TinyDelight- OP Woman
16 weeks ago

City Centre

"I'd love to Tango a few in the office "

I miss those ads. 🍊👋

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By *eralt80Man
16 weeks ago

cork

Those that come to work without their own tools and keep borrowing mine. F#%k off and get your own

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By *arpenter.Man
16 weeks ago

Dublin

"I'd love to Tango a few in the office

I miss those ads. 🍊👋"

Sorry I miss read I was thinking of the dance ha!!

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By *TinyDelight- OP Woman
16 weeks ago

City Centre

"I'd love to Tango a few in the office

I miss those ads. 🍊👋

Sorry I miss read I was thinking of the dance ha!!"

😂

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By *og-ManMan
16 weeks ago

somewhere

The only thing that annoys me about any co-worker is when a great team effort is claimed by one person as if they thought of it

Slap the jaysus out of them

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
16 weeks ago

kinkytown

Going by the rules, yes it does. Hourly, and multiple times for each transgression. 👋"

Happy days

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By *urysoutMan
16 weeks ago

Dublin

The ones that don't do a tap, they deserve a slap

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By *astelloWoman
16 weeks ago

Far far away

I'm trying to round a herd of bulls through a China shop with no breakages.

At the minute I'm looking for superglue and a matador.

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