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Drogheda

Good morning and welcome to my world class, award winning, fully accommodating, no expense spared, unlimited, and fully imaginary Breakfast Boutique.

We deliver, and everything is served perfectly.

What's your breakfast order this morning?

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By *og-ManMan
4 weeks ago

somewhere

The full Irish with a hot cup of tea and lots of toast

Please keep beans off my plate ...shouldn't be on a fry

Thanks

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
4 weeks ago

kinkytown

Full Irish no beans no rashers extra sausage and a lot of coffee.

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By *asuallyChilled OP Man
4 weeks ago

Drogheda

A giant Oatmilk Latte. A bowl of Homemade Granola. An Almond Croissant.

Just perfect 👌

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By *s LollyWoman
4 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ive just had bacon and pancakes in the hotel ill have a mouth as dry as the sahara for the day now 🤪

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By *rystalsswingCouple
4 weeks ago

Galway

"Good morning and welcome to my world class, award winning, fully accommodating, no expense spared, unlimited, and fully imaginary Breakfast Boutique.

We deliver, and everything is served perfectly.

You are a keeper!

A repeat of last night in bed would be lovely 😎😎

What's your breakfast order this morning?

☀️🥐🌻☕

♀️♂️⚧️🦄🐉🌈"

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By *he KakapoMan
4 weeks ago

A nice rock

Granola with fresh fruit and yogurt.

Good quality coffee.

2 large sausages and scrambled.

Thank you sir

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By *chochamberWoman
4 weeks ago

Munster

Poached eggs on sourdough toast, bechamel sauce.

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlayWoman
4 weeks ago

borderarea

A sausages, two dumplings and the finest juice on offer - i do like to share my breakfast so if there are other people who would like to attend this breakfast soiree, would the host be available to organise that too??

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
4 weeks ago

ireland

Some scrambled egg on cheesy toast ,nice sausage🍆 and a big mug of tea please

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By *iscuits8Man
4 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

1 sausage

2 bacon

1 white pud

2 potato bread

1 grilled tomato

1 portion beans

1 portion chips

1 slice toast

Cup of coffee

Glass of apple juice/freshly squeezed orange juice

Nice bowl of fresh fruit after

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
4 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

Eggs benedict with coffee

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar

Fried egg (wierdly with a cooked yolk)

hash browns

veggie sausage

mushrooms

toast and butter

Large latte and naked cuddles to follow

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
4 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

We just had

Sourdough bread dipped in egg (French toast)

Bacon

Sausages

Coffee

And he's away to a Sunday morning service with his body written on. He has 'My Slutty Toy' on his Belly. 'BAN' written on his cock (we are doing mental chastity fir Locktober) and arrows pointing to his butt hole with the words 'free use'

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By *cooby5555Man
4 weeks ago

galway

Bacon and cum sandwich cum from male species plz

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By *nA101Couple
4 weeks ago

limerick

Eggs benedict on sourdough toast

Coffee

For room service...naked on the balcony 😈

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By *asuallyChilled OP Man
4 weeks ago

Drogheda

It's a long time since I made a Dutch Baby. Must do one soon for SamanthaJones_LetsPlay.

Strawberries and Blueberries dusted in lemon sugar, or drizzles of chocolate, caramel and whipped cream?

Decisions, decisions.

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By *milyRose321TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Derry, Ireland

"1 sausage

2 bacon

1 white pud

2 potato bread

1 grilled tomato

1 portion beans

1 portion chips

1 slice toast

Cup of coffee

Glass of apple juice/freshly squeezed orange juice

Nice bowl of fresh fruit after"

Only 3 things wrong

1 no black pudding

2 where the Irish soda bread

3 chips with a full Irish lol

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlayWoman
4 weeks ago

borderarea

"It's a long time since I made a Dutch Baby. Must do one soon for SamanthaJones_LetsPlay.

Strawberries and Blueberries dusted in lemon sugar, or drizzles of chocolate, caramel and whipped cream?

Decisions, decisions.

♀️♂️⚧️🦄🐉🌈"

Mmmmm sounds delicious 😋 😍

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By *eckme70Man
4 weeks ago

Strabane

Could I just have a Blow job to start off with 🤷‍♂️ please 🙏

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
4 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Eggs Benedict. Freshly squeezed orange juice. Freshly ground coffee

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By *og-ManMan
4 weeks ago

somewhere

"We just had

Sourdough bread dipped in egg (French toast)

Bacon

Sausages

Coffee

I'm not sure if it's just one of ye of both of ye going to hell

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By *otownkid1967Man
4 weeks ago

Portlaoise

"Eggs benedict with coffee

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.Now yer talkin

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By *otownkid1967Man
4 weeks ago

Portlaoise

"We just had

Sourdough bread dipped in egg (French toast)

Bacon

Sausages

Coffee

Sounds like he is a member of the clergy

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By *asuallyChilled OP Man
4 weeks ago

Drogheda

I think what's clear is that there are wildly different breakfast tastes across the country 😂

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By *iresmillyWoman
4 weeks ago

Dublin

Milky Lyon’s tea, and two slices of white bread toast with butter and old time Irish thick cut marmalade. Then a ride.

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By *eckme70Man
4 weeks ago

Strabane

"I think what's clear is that there are wildly different breakfast tastes across the country 😂"

You've got that right 😂😂 where's my Room Service 🤷‍♂️😂

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
4 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

"We just had

Sourdough bread dipped in egg (French toast)

Bacon

Sausages

Coffee

Sounds like he is a member of the clergy

No but there's a good chance if the Clergy is cute he'll be checking them out! It's a service he has to attend for a family member. We aren't regular attendees

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By *eckme70Man
4 weeks ago

Strabane

"We just had

Sourdough bread dipped in egg (French toast)

Bacon

Sausages

Coffee

Sounds like he is a member of the clergy

No but there's a good chance if the Clergy is cute he'll be checking them out! It's a service he has to attend for a family member. We aren't regular attendees "

Always on the lookout 👀 I like that lol 😈

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
4 weeks ago

City Centre

I'd like a bowl of porridge please. 😊 And no that isn't a euphemism for anything else.

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By *panishRebelMan
4 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"I'd like a bowl of porridge please. 😊 And no that isn't a euphemism for anything else. "

I got told I smelled like porridge recently. It's a pity about your lack of euphemism 🙈.

Seriously, Porridge is great!

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By *heRubberDuckMan
4 weeks ago

Tayto Castle

Porridge and honey this morning . That every morning will do the job 👌

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
4 weeks ago

Funville

I'll have a poached egg, sitting on a potato waffle with some melted cheese, one peice of crispy bacon on top of the egg please 🙌😋

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By *eckme70Man
4 weeks ago

Strabane

My father 🙏 always had his porridge in the morning mixed with turmeric as he thought it was good for helping with a certain disease (didn't work) but this place smelled like an Indian restaurant lol

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By *inde_fucking_rellaWoman
4 weeks ago

Dublin

A Vegan Sandwich Co. Breakfast roll; I really miss that place

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By *ifferent Strokes 101Couple
4 weeks ago

Wexford/Dublin

Any of the below:

Poached egg with avocado

Natural yogurt with mixed berries or honey

Hash browns with scrambled egg

Cinnamon roll with coffee

Tea

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By *iery FemaleWoman
4 weeks ago

Drogheda

Sourdough toast with real butter & raspberry jam.....or

Short stack of fluffy pancakes with maple syrup & strawbs.

Double shot Americano on the side.

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
4 weeks ago

waterford

May I order 2 kippers please

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
4 weeks ago

Behind The Bales

Poppy seed bagel, cream cheese, avocado and crispy bacon.

With an oat milk Cappuccino and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.

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By *irdyxWoman
4 weeks ago

dublin/ Birmingham

2 toast loads of lurpak and marmite and the biggest jug of coffee please .

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By *eckme70Man
4 weeks ago

Strabane

"Poppy seed bagel, cream cheese, avocado and crispy bacon.

With an oat milk Cappuccino and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.

Ohh very Healthy

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
4 weeks ago

Behind The Bales

"Poppy seed bagel, cream cheese, avocado and crispy bacon.

With an oat milk Cappuccino and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.

Ohh very Healthy

Ah thats just for show what I really want is a stack of dirty pancakes, drizzled in maple syrup, with crispy bacon lardons and a

full fat milk cappuccino

its just pure filth 🤣🤣

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By *eckme70Man
4 weeks ago

Strabane

"Poppy seed bagel, cream cheese, avocado and crispy bacon.

With an oat milk Cappuccino and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.

Ohh very Healthy

Ah thats just for show what I really want is a stack of dirty pancakes, drizzled in maple syrup, with crispy bacon lardons and a

full fat milk cappuccino

its just pure filth 🤣🤣"

😂😂 sure you should get whatever satisfies ye 😉😜

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By *dfabMan
4 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Eggs Benedict or Avoca scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on toasted sourdough. Crispy hash brown on the side with either and a good coffee please

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