FabSwingers.com forum: Masterbation - where have you done it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey there. First thread I have begun - so please don't leave me hanging. I know the old adage goes that men will masterbate anywhere - or well at least thats what I think it says - but I am just wondering if people (including females) have ever had some solo fun someplace out of the ordinary. I myself have regularly part-taken in my office at work - but I am curious about this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey there. First thread I have begun - so please don't leave me hanging. I know the old adage goes that men will masterbate anywhere - or well at least thats what I think it says - but I am just wondering if people (including females) have ever had some solo fun someplace out of the ordinary. I myself have regularly part-taken in my office at work - but I am curious about this."

Oh on the train is a regular one when i have 2.5 hrs to kill ... Used to pop my egg in and on for the journey lol .. Also used to pop it in when shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most recent one was in public toilets in a shopping centre watching porn on my phone with people in the other cubicles!! Felt very very naughty indeed!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My most recent one was in public toilets in a shopping centre watching porn on my phone with people in the other cubicles!! Felt very very naughty indeed!! "

Mmmmm... I find the smell of piss in shopping centre toilets can be such a turn on. Petrol stations drive me crazy, and I can't go to football matches anymore at all. . It's wank central!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My most recent one was in public toilets in a shopping centre watching porn on my phone with people in the other cubicles!! Felt very very naughty indeed!!

Mmmmm... I find the smell of piss in shopping centre toilets can be such a turn on. Petrol stations drive me crazy, and I can't go to football matches anymore at all. . It's wank central!"

I do believe that would be the men's toilets!!!! The ladies can be a surprise sometimes.. I was going to say pleasant but that wouldn't be quite fitting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Morrison's the shop xx was amazing

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By *onerrrMan
over a year ago

Northsideee

I myself have done in class of my evening class lets just say the teacher did it for me.. Did it with the assistant of a flight attendant on one if my flights to America craziest thing ever lets just say I wish I didn't have a connecting flight.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I myself have done in class of my evening class lets just say the teacher did it for me.. Did it with the assistant of a flight attendant on one if my flights to America craziest thing ever lets just say I wish I didn't have a connecting flight.. Lol

Sounds like you were doing more than self love there lol

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By *onerrrMan
over a year ago

Northsideee

Lol all I know is, I was loving myself lol

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Girlfriend and I both wanked each other one hot evening at a crowded bus station on island of Malta !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My most recent one was in public toilets in a shopping centre watching porn on my phone with people in the other cubicles!! Felt very very naughty indeed!!

Mmmmm... I find the smell of piss in shopping centre toilets can be such a turn on. Petrol stations drive me crazy, and I can't go to football matches anymore at all. . It's wank central!"

hahaha

you mentalist hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol all I know is, I was loving myself lol

Interesting ... Lol .. You do look like you love urself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat good porn to wank to British porn being my fav wank material

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I can now safely say "yiz are all a pack of wankers" without causing trouble. How cool is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a balcony On holidays Whilst a hot older women sunbathed topless on the balcony below and had her legs wide open. No matter how much I tried to get her attention, she just wouldn't look up.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"On a balcony On holidays Whilst a hot older women sunbathed topless on the balcony below and had her legs wide open. No matter how much I tried to get her attention, she just wouldn't look up."

I hate to say it, but I think you need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it indeed

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"I can now safely say "yiz are all a pack of wankers" without causing trouble. How cool is that?

pmsl very good lol oh and so very true

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

Oh on the train is a regular one when i have 2.5 hrs to kill ... Used to pop my egg in and on for the journey lol .. Also used to pop it in when shopping

Was it the 6.00 heuston to castlerea ?

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Oh on the train is a regular one when i have 2.5 hrs to kill ... Used to pop my egg in and on for the journey lol .. Also used to pop it in when shopping

Was it the 6.00 heuston to castlerea ?

you know it was. cos thats were you slipped on the wet floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh on the train is a regular one when i have 2.5 hrs to kill ... Used to pop my egg in and on for the journey lol .. Also used to pop it in when shopping

Was it the 6.00 heuston to castlerea ?

you know it was. cos thats were you slipped on the wet floor."

Both wrong it was the Sligo train lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now in my car parked up in sainsburys ballymena.

The notion just took me after a lovely wee coffee meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a very crafty one recently on a beach in gdansk! On holidays with some friends and after a week or so of drinking, summer heat and hangover horns I got up early one morning and headed down to the beach for some "sun bathing". The beach actually had wifi too! There were some people around too so couldn't get naked or make it too obvious... I arranged the sand so when I sat on it, it stimulated my ass/gouch area... 15 or so minutes of gently bouncing on it and presto! My body spasmed and I filled my shorts goo. It was so intense I had to just lie there for a few mins after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In car watching a woman play with her self in her car at a shoping centre car today lol

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