FabSwingers.com forum: Worst message

By *ombiker OP Man
7 weeks ago

the right side of the river

Just wondering what’s the weirdest or worst message you have received on here.

I’d imagine the ladies will win this one.

Although I have gotten a few “Will you pound my shitter” message from single “straight” guys profiles.

Or the “any luck”

I can’t say I have had many ladies messaging to say they are mad for 🐓 right now and come to their place ha ha

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By *ealitybitesMan
7 weeks ago

Belfast

Threads like these usually get shut down because it's against site rules to discuss private messages.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
7 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

"Threads like these usually get shut down because it's against site rules to discuss private messages. "

Never heard this rule, are you sure?

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By *ombiker OP Man
7 weeks ago

the right side of the river

Well they could always be a “story” about a message

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
7 weeks ago

Lucan

"Threads like these usually get shut down because it's against site rules to discuss private messages.

Never heard this rule, are you sure?"

It's certainly against the rules to quote a private message.

I got a string of vile abusive messages here a while back. I reported them but no action was taken. I then quoted one of them on a thread here and got a timeout, which it's also against the rules to talk about.

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By *ealitybitesMan
7 weeks ago

Belfast

"Threads like these usually get shut down because it's against site rules to discuss private messages.

Never heard this rule, are you sure?"

Yep. Definitely a thing. Might even be mentioned in FAQ but I haven't looked at those in a while.

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By *ealitybitesMan
7 weeks ago

Belfast

"Threads like these usually get shut down because it's against site rules to discuss private messages.

Never heard this rule, are you sure?

Yep. Definitely a thing. Might even be mentioned in FAQ but I haven't looked at those in a while."

Yes it's on the forum rules.

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By *electableicecreamMan
7 weeks ago

The West

"Private mail should stay private.

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules."

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
7 weeks ago

South Down

Whilst I appreciate that one man's meat is another man's poison, the worst that I receive are those incredibly detailed descriptions of what the sender is going to do to/with me.

*shudder*

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
7 weeks ago

Lucan

"Whilst I appreciate that one man's meat is another man's poison, the worst that I receive are those incredibly detailed descriptions of what the sender is going to do to/with me.

*shudder*"

Sorry about that.

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By *og-ManMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

The worse ones must be

Hi the names Michael McCarthy

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
7 weeks ago

Lucan

"The worse ones must be

Hi the names Michael McCarthy

Nah, the worst ones are where I claim that I'm your alter ego.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
7 weeks ago

Naas

Hi, Your Site Supporter runs out in just five days. You can renew at any time and your pass will be extended from the expiry date!!!

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By *eordie.Woman
7 weeks ago

The Sticks

Some messages have made me consult Google

None really that bad....the hello mammy ones are a bit ick

It's the attached pics which sometimes makes me dry heave and want to bleach my eyes that really offend

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By * VaWoman
7 weeks ago

Dublin

"hay bbe u do anl"

That's it. Quite/unquote. From way back at the start of my online journey. I have so many questions, even now, years later.

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
7 weeks ago

Dublin

""hay bbe u do anl"

That's it. Quite/unquote. From way back at the start of my online journey. I have so many questions, even now, years later. "

My god 🙄😅😅

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By * VaWoman
7 weeks ago

Dublin

""hay bbe u do anl"

That's it. Quite/unquote. From way back at the start of my online journey. I have so many questions, even now, years later.

My god 🙄😅😅"

I know right 😅 Was it intended as a question? An observation, perhaps? Maybe it was a command. I'll never know. Oh well.

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By *asuallyChilledMan
7 weeks ago

Drogheda

A person couldn't make a meet; a bereavement in the family.

I offered my condolences.

They thanked me and said they'd blow me.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

What's a message ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *iamo69Man
7 weeks ago

South

Was asked how much do I earn a year by someone😂

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By *rystalsswingCouple
7 weeks ago

Galway

"Hi, Your Site Supporter runs out in just five days. You can renew at any time and your pass will be extended from the expiry date!!!"

🤣🤣🤣

There really are some wild 🐓's around here 😜

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By *r tayt2Man
7 weeks ago

Trim

Was asked where I would get wheels second hand for a tràctor

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By *og-ManMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

"A person couldn't make a meet; a bereavement in the family.

I offered my condolences.

They thanked me and said they'd blow me."

Sure look if they're on their knee's praying

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
7 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"A person couldn't make a meet; a bereavement in the family.

I offered my condolences.

They thanked me and said they'd blow me."

You must have offered quite the condolence!!

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple
7 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

mention of 'heavy cumming load' and 'your throat' in the same sentence. First message.

I don't like cum in my mouth. I'll do it, if it seems unfair to pull off just as he's there. But it tastes like soap, is pretty horrible stuff, the texture, the slime. So a message like that made me wish I'd not had breakfast that morning.

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By *rish In DubaiMan
7 weeks ago

Carlow

The worst are the ones that just say “Hi” almost as bad as random friend requests.

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By *eeking_sensuality77Woman
7 weeks ago

Athlone

"The worst are the ones that just say “Hi” almost as bad as random friend requests."

Straight delete of those messages for me!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
7 weeks ago

Lucan

"mention of 'heavy cumming load' and 'your throat' in the same sentence. First message.

I think he knew that and was trying to be nice by bypassing your mouth and going direct for your throat!

#cantpleasesomepeople

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By *ymbunny2016Man
7 weeks ago

Bangor

I had a couple from England reply to any forum post/reply I made, in a very negative manner. I’d never interacted with them in any way previously!

All very weird. But then again, people are strange

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By *aid backMan
7 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

One of the funniest ones I got was "do you know any good fucks"

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By *ildGroverMan
7 weeks ago

rathfarnham

"One of the funniest ones I got was "do you know any good fucks" "

Was that a typo?

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By *eordie.Woman
7 weeks ago

The Sticks

"One of the funniest ones I got was "do you know any good fucks" "

Did you reply?

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By *tevieobMan
7 weeks ago

Dublin

I got a rather charming “die creep” after an evening in the chat rooms a good while ago, was definitely something different, usually the women are throwing themselves at me

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By *ionycusMan
7 weeks ago

Babylon

I got one from a Nigerian prince offering to transfer $1,000,000 to my bank account, in still waiting, gave my IBAN and everything.

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By *aid backMan
7 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

"One of the funniest ones I got was "do you know any good fucks"

Did you reply?

If I remember correctly I said that I did but he can go fuck himself

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By *iseekingbiCouple
7 weeks ago

N ireland and West Midlands

Most messages we get are deleted.

"Hi"

"How are you"

"mornin"

"What you up to?"

Articulate geniuses.

Then we delete the straight males asking us to play.

All in all there's a lot of weird and odd messages.

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By *leasurer77Man
7 weeks ago

Athlone

I must admit I asked a couple in the UK what they use to clean their pebble dash as several of their pics were taken outside what was obviously an old house with sparkling pebble dash. Rudely enough they never answered!

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By *iseekingbiCouple
7 weeks ago

N ireland and West Midlands

"I must admit I asked a couple in the UK what they use to clean their pebble dash as several of their pics were taken outside what was obviously an old house with sparkling pebble dash. Rudely enough they never answered!"

That's the Brits. Never giving us anything.

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By *og-ManMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

"I got one from a Nigerian prince offering to transfer $1,000,000 to my bank account, in still waiting, gave my IBAN and everything."

I made a donation once to a rightwing Catholic group called The Iona Institute

It was only a euro but it got me their bank details which I then used to give to every scam email I got for 2 years afterwards

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By *alvin.Man
7 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

I got a msg recently from a well known fab forum couple. The msg said the following...

Intriguing profile. Face pic!

My reply was... Work away. But please don't use filters.

They are obvs still thinking about it

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By *hy tradieMan
7 weeks ago

Dublin

I got 1 from a blank profile saying "I know you"

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By *attmoMan
7 weeks ago

clondalkin

"Some messages have made me consult Google

None really that bad....the hello mammy ones are a bit ick

It's the attached pics which sometimes makes me dry heave and want to bleach my eyes that really offend"

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By *attmoMan
7 weeks ago

clondalkin

"Was asked where I would get wheels second hand for a tràctor

I was asked about rear lights for a 2007 lexus

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By *ionycusMan
7 weeks ago

Babylon

"I got one from a Nigerian prince offering to transfer $1,000,000 to my bank account, in still waiting, gave my IBAN and everything.

I made a donation once to a rightwing Catholic group called The Iona Institute

It was only a euro but it got me their bank details which I then used to give to every scam email I got for 2 years afterwards "

😂😂😂

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
7 weeks ago

Naas

H. Couldn't even be arsed adding the i !! Felt loved and wanted that day

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By *oserMan
7 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow

"Was asked how much do I earn a year by someone😂"

And?

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By *ombiker OP Man
7 weeks ago

the right side of the river

It might depend on who sends you the message.

I get a few “BJ ?” Messages from blokes that I just ignore but now if a lady sent the same message then mmmmm might just get a response

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By *astelloWoman
7 weeks ago

Far far away

I don't want to be "spread " unless it's Kerrygold on hot toast.

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