FabSwingers.com forum: A pain you can’t explain until you have truly endured it

By *asual777 OP Man
6 weeks ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

A door which closes on your finger

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mmortalbMan
6 weeks ago

kildare

Knee pain. I always get told I'm too young for knee pain, even though I've had physio and all on it, but god damn when it hits is it painfully. Like a locked joint or creaked neck but worse. hard work over the years and a few falls caught up on me. Think it's floating cartilage or something. Anyways that's mine.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ionycusMan
6 weeks ago

Babylon

A kick in the balls

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mmortalbMan
6 weeks ago

kildare

Also, that one where your trying to listen something, like a bolt on a car, and it slips and you smack yourself. You kinda suck your breath in and can't talk for a min, and someone asks are you ok hahahaha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anysicoMan
6 weeks ago

cork

Bladder pain can be horrendous

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eeking_sensuality77Woman
6 weeks ago

Athlone

Count yourself lucky if you've never damaged your coccyx bone. OMG, I've never experienced pain like it 😳

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asual777 OP Man
6 weeks ago

i travel all over

When your tooth is dying and you need a root canal and the pain is shooting to different parts of your face

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iscuits8Man
6 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Testicular torsion

Pain like nothing else I've ever experienced and hopefully will never again. I wince any time I think back to it (like just now...)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TinyDelight-Woman
6 weeks ago

City Centre

"From the lounge

A door which closes on your finger "

Broke my finger when a fire door closed on it. Crushed the bones into soup. Then I fainted. 😵‍💫

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eeking_sensuality77Woman
6 weeks ago

Athlone

Gallstones. Another pain that's pretty horrendous.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

Broken heart

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

"A kick in the balls "

A flick can be as bad

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *weethomeWoman
6 weeks ago

Cork

"Gallstones. Another pain that's pretty horrendous."

Having a baby is less painful than gallstones. Would wish it on my enemies lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *weethomeWoman
6 weeks ago

Cork

"Broken heart "

Very true

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

The pain of taking Ozempic

Wonder drug and makes some people want to puke so bad and pass out

Very painful

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
6 weeks ago

ireland

Stubbed toe -ouch !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uper duperMan
6 weeks ago

around

Emptiness

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arry and AnnCouple
6 weeks ago

Louth

I once opened a Cornetto and the lil chocolate bit at the bottom broke off and fell..

Still not really over it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilthyNightsCouple
6 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Blippis excavator song

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

Standing on lego in bare feet while trying to sneak out of your sleeping child's bedroom

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ardyboy54321Man
6 weeks ago

Fermanagh

Taxing a jeep

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ntamed69Man
6 weeks ago

Dublin

Having to piss a gall stone the size of two rice crispies through the eye of your helmet, that felt like shards of splintered glass. It's not just the pain, it's the fright of it actually happening after the months of it travelling from the kidney to the bladder and then your flute.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *electableicecreamMan
6 weeks ago

The West

"Blippis excavator song "

It's right up there with kidney stones

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ubberNumbersCouple
6 weeks ago

dublin

Bone marrow biopsy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ocal studMan
6 weeks ago

A town near you

Accidentally banging your wee toe off a piece of furniture while walking past it fairly makes the eyes water.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ub 8 biMan
6 weeks ago

Dublin 8

Foreskin caught in zipper

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eralt80Man
6 weeks ago

cork

When your nephew finally beats you in FIFA and proceeds to rub it in your face. The cheeky little bollocks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ipstick KissesWoman
6 weeks ago

South Down

"Gallstones. Another pain that's pretty horrendous.

Having a baby is less painful than gallstones. Would wish it on my enemies lol"

Agreed!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

"When your nephew finally beats you in FIFA and proceeds to rub it in your face. The cheeky little bollocks "

Happened me with Crash Bandicoot ...feckin son beat me...never been the same

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rRiosMan
6 weeks ago

dublin

"Standing on lego in bare feet while trying to sneak out of your sleeping child's bedroom "

Standing on a three pin plug bare foot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rRiosMan
6 weeks ago

dublin

"When your nephew finally beats you in FIFA and proceeds to rub it in your face. The cheeky little bollocks

Happened me with Crash Bandicoot ...feckin son beat me...never been the same "

There’s a great bit in Malcolm in the Middle where the kids finally beat Hal in basketball “The future is now, old man”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oc09Man
6 weeks ago

near u

"From the lounge

A door which closes on your finger

Broke my finger when a fire door closed on it. Crushed the bones into soup. Then I fainted. 😵‍💫"
them fire doors are heavy to so I could imagine how sore that was

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oc09Man
6 weeks ago

near u

Falling from second floor scaffolding cause it wasnt on right and braking ur back and not been able to move for bout 6 months the pain was unimaginable. But on the bright side got good claim out of it. But every year in the winter cause of the cold the pain is horrible

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *llie_xWoman
6 weeks ago

Town

"Blippis excavator song "

That will be stuck in my head for the afternoon now…thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eldducMan
6 weeks ago

Cork

"Count yourself lucky if you've never damaged your coccyx bone. OMG, I've never experienced pain like it 😳"

Absolute worst ever

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *s LollyWoman
6 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Labour without any pain meds 😲

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r_MorningstarMan
6 weeks ago

Waterford

Rolling on your ankle while sprinting!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adylaceWoman
6 weeks ago

Waterford City

Broken coccyx or a lumbar puncture.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ipstick KissesWoman
6 weeks ago

South Down

Watching your child suffer, and conversely watching that same child flourish and leave home.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aid backMan
6 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Knee pain. I always get told I'm too young for knee pain, even though I've had physio and all on it, but god damn when it hits is it painfully. Like a locked joint or creaked neck but worse. hard work over the years and a few falls caught up on me. Think it's floating cartilage or something. Anyways that's mine. "

My knees have been like that since I was a kid. Back then I was told by the Dr it was just growing pains

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxminxCouple
6 weeks ago

NaughtyVille *×* Laois

"Testicular torsion

Pain like nothing else I've ever experienced and hopefully will never again. I wince any time I think back to it (like just now...)"

SNAP... I hear ya

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aid backMan
6 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

A full force kick in the bollox playing football the only time I nearly fainted from pain and I had the tip of a finger removed with a shears, skull dented by rock etc but the kick nearly killed me 😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aseylee324Couple
6 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Depression

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aid backMan
6 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

I also had my banjo string torn off by a woman

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

"I also had my banjo string torn off by a woman "

Snap

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acob12369Man
6 weeks ago

URPANTS

"I also had my banjo string torn off by a woman

Snap

Double snap

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

"I also had my banjo string torn off by a woman

Snap

Double snap"

I even needed an operation afterwards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ipstick KissesWoman
6 weeks ago

South Down

The first poo after childbirth. Eye watering.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aseylee324Couple
6 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Engorged breasts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

Anal fissures

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iery FemaleWoman
6 weeks ago

Drogheda

Childbirth.

Peeing/pooping post childbirth.

Standing on an upturned plug whilst barefoot.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxminxCouple
6 weeks ago

NaughtyVille *×* Laois

"I also had my banjo string torn off by a woman

Snap

Double snap

I even needed an operation afterwards

I'm beginning to wonder was it the same woman plucking the banjo strings 🤔

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eninchmuscleMan
6 weeks ago

portlaoise

A kick in the liathroidî...aka 3 Adams apples :D

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

"I also had my banjo string torn off by a woman

Snap

Double snap

I even needed an operation afterwards

I'm beginning to wonder was it the same woman plucking the banjo strings 🤔 "

Im humming Dueling Banjos from the film Deliverance now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *huCullainMan
6 weeks ago

Rathowen

Stepping on a 3 pin plug or piece of Lego in the middle of the night.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he James gangCouple
6 weeks ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

Gout, the pain is like cutting off your ankle with a hacksaw, cauterize the wound on an open fire, then walk on the stump.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *owdyBoobyMan
6 weeks ago

limerick

Broken cock id imagine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elloMarylouWoman
6 weeks ago

mayo

Loneliness

That feeling whe you wake at 2am in the morning crying, knowing that noone cares or has your back.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eckme70Man
6 weeks ago

Strabane

"Gallstones. Another pain that's pretty horrendous."

I remember my ex wife suffering for years with those,not very nice!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *BantsMan
6 weeks ago

Mayo for now

You move your legs randomly and your balls twist

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *BantsMan
6 weeks ago

Mayo for now

So how does a banjo string get snapped? Too hard a grip?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iscuits8Man
6 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"So how does a banjo string get snapped? Too hard a grip?"

Stretched too thin in my case anyway.

Yeah I can add the banjo string issue actually as well as the testicular fiasco I mentioned above.

Jesus my nether regions have really been through the mill now that I think back 😭

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Testicular torsion

Pain like nothing else I've ever experienced and hopefully will never again. I wince any time I think back to it (like just now...)"

This, i fainted from the pain of it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *addyseeds.ieMan
6 weeks ago

Gorey, Enniscorthy

I had my wisdom teeth coming out horizontally, they were pushing against the molar roots. It started with a bit of discomfort, by the time I had them removed the pain was unbearable.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ileen_cdTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Dublin

"Depression "

This. Horrible stuff.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

Has anyone ever been stabbed or shot

always been a fear of mine

Id say the pain is incredible

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eckme70Man
6 weeks ago

Strabane

"Depression

This. Horrible stuff."

Absolutely 100%,some things can be fixed with a bandage etc but not what's in the head Unfortunately

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eckme70Man
6 weeks ago

Strabane

"Has anyone ever been stabbed or shot

always been a fear of mine

Id say the pain is incredible "

Elbow n Chest 🙈

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
6 weeks ago

ireland

Paper slice !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eordie.Woman
6 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Has anyone ever been stabbed or shot

always been a fear of mine

Id say the pain is incredible "

I was stood right next to someone who was shot standing in a taxi queue

Personally, a lumbar disc rupture and burst ovarian cyst were both excruciating episodes I never want to experience again. The surgeries were a picnic pain wise after the fact

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iscuits8Man
6 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Been threatened with stabbing twice but neither of them went through with it thankfully

I'd imagine it's not the most pleasant. Never been in the vicinity of a shooting... that I know of anyways

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aid backMan
6 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Has anyone ever been stabbed or shot

always been a fear of mine

Id say the pain is incredible "

Does a nail(metal not finger) into the eyebrow count

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iscuits8Man
6 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'll stick a broken wrist (x2, same one twice) in as my 3rd entry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
6 weeks ago

using the mig without a proper mask

You'll gain a good tan but the sand in ur eyes is cat.

Something you'll only do once!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ubadubdubWoman
6 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"I'll stick a broken wrist (x2, same one twice) in as my 3rd entry"

Are you looking for sympathy boobs again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iscuits8Man
6 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I'll stick a broken wrist (x2, same one twice) in as my 3rd entry

Are you looking for sympathy boobs again

Oh best not, I may end up posting here that I had a stroke!

(Sorry...

)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ubadubdubWoman
6 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"I'll stick a broken wrist (x2, same one twice) in as my 3rd entry

Are you looking for sympathy boobs again

Oh best not, I may end up posting here that I had a stroke!

(Sorry...

)

Stroke away 😉😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *electableicecreamMan
6 weeks ago

The West

Heartbreak

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hewestswingMan
6 weeks ago

fungarvan area

"From the lounge

A door which closes on your finger

Broke my finger when a fire door closed on it. Crushed the bones into soup. Then I fainted. 😵‍💫"

And it is so hard to break a finger bone. Yuck.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hewestswingMan
6 weeks ago

fungarvan area

"Foreskin caught in zipper

Frank and Beans, Frank and Beans

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arbh BanMan
6 weeks ago

Roses

A sore finger

it’s a sore thing

But, a sore thing isn’t a sore finger

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icouple24Couple
6 weeks ago

Limavady

When u cut your finger and nail in work woth a brand bew chefs knife,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exesrangerMan
6 weeks ago

town

A pedal in the shin.

Yeap ... that's the one, you know it now don't you ?

The ones with the spikes... oh those beauties can do some proper damage. Yes sir

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Banging your little on the corner of the bed

Stepping barefoot on a lego brick

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otorman20021Man
6 weeks ago

East Cork

When you try to jump over a wall kinda sideways and it ends up with your knee cap colliding with the top of the wall, such an odd feeling.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iktikiCouple
6 weeks ago

cork

"Bone marrow biopsy"

absolutely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *en_Dover79Man
6 weeks ago

Oswaldtwistle

Clothes lined myself once on an actual rope clothes line... jumped over a wall and landed just under my earlobe...

Thought I'd ripped my ear at 1st

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread