FabSwingers.com forum: If your aunt had balls.....

By *ot so needy OP Man
7 weeks ago

Galway

Just wondering what is your favorite quote or saying to describe a certain situation.

Maybe it's something you haven't heard in ages or something you heard lately.

Please share.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
7 weeks ago

Castlebar

Boobs like a spaniels ears

As said by a very good friend of mine.

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By *ong500Man
7 weeks ago

carrickonShannon /_ligo

Bobs your uncle and Fanny is your aunt slim dick is your brother

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By *exyScientistsCouple
7 weeks ago

Castlebar

Ride me like you stole me

Hadn't heard that before...

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By *ot so needy OP Man
7 weeks ago

Galway

"Ride me like you stole me

Hadn't heard that before...

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🤣

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By *ilted lightMan
7 weeks ago

ABC

Ask a silly question

And you will get a silly answer

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

He’d mind mice at a crossroad in the fog

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
7 weeks ago

Home

He's/she's as thick as bottled shit

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By *rRiosMan
7 weeks ago

dublin

“Me flabbers be gasted”

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By *iscuits8Man
7 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Does the pope shit in the woods?"

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By *ot so needy OP Man
7 weeks ago

Galway

You come from a long long of c☆nts you never had a chance.

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By *oldByMarCouple
7 weeks ago

playa de ingles / outa da west

Up she flew & the cock flattened er

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By *eralt80Man
7 weeks ago

cork

Lefty loosey, righty tighty

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By *og-ManMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

"Up she flew & the cock flattened er

Brilliant

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By *og-ManMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

You'd eat chips out of her knickers

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By *asuallyChilledMan
7 weeks ago

Drogheda

The customer is always right, in matters of taste.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
7 weeks ago

Castlebar

"You'd eat chips out of her knickers "

Aw that's so romantic, for Fab

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By *og-ManMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

"You'd eat chips out of her knickers

Aw that's so romantic, for Fab"

We used to say it as teenagers ...always stuck with me

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By *reyingbeardMan
7 weeks ago

city

There's no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary

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By *ornywife20Couple
7 weeks ago

North Cork

He is the two halves of an ingrowing arsehole.

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By *oldByMarCouple
7 weeks ago

playa de ingles / outa da west

The little wheel that you can’t see makes the big wheel that you can see Turn

beep beep

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By *ornywife20Couple
7 weeks ago

North Cork

Someone once asked my late father for his opinion of an engineer. His reply was .

He couldn't engineer a good shit.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
7 weeks ago

Naas

Wouldn't throw her outa bed for eatin a packet of Tayto

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
7 weeks ago

"Up she flew & the cock flattened er

Brilliant "

Some of these sayings can be segregated to a particular county..

This one's widely used in donegal so I believe

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By *onzo888100Man
7 weeks ago

Bangor

Opinions are like arse holes ......everyone's got one

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By *otownkid1967Man
7 weeks ago

Portlaoise

If you are looking for sympathy...its between shit and syphilis in every dictionary. My old man used to say that to me all the time.

Another one he used to say...grow a pair of balls will ya.

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By *eckme70Man
7 weeks ago

Strabane

"Up she flew & the cock flattened er

Brilliant

Some of these sayings can be segregated to a particular county..

This one's widely used in donegal so I believe

We'd say Rooster here in Tyrone

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By *lue eyesMan
7 weeks ago

cavan

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose...

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
7 weeks ago

If your aunt had balls she'd be ur uncle

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By *ot so needy OP Man
7 weeks ago

Galway

He's 2 ends of a prick.

My father's saying

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By *s LollyWoman
7 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

If i call you and you don't answer you better be dead or dying

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By *s LollyWoman
7 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

About as useful as tit's on a bull

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By *amsevenMan
7 weeks ago

cork

You didn't lick it off a stone

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By *s LollyWoman
7 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

If you fell into a barrel of tits ye could come out sucking you're thumb...

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By *rnicaMan
7 weeks ago

The Great Outdoors

"He is the two halves of an ingrowing arsehole. "

Brilliant! I love this 😁

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By *rnicaMan
7 weeks ago

The Great Outdoors

He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Face like a melted wellie.

Mouthful of broken cider bottles (someone with bad teeth).

Nipples like a pair of scania wheel nuts.

Shot in the back with two scud missiles (big boobs).

An arse like two pigs wrestling under a blanket.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
7 weeks ago

South Down

Fuck me pink and call me Rosie

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By *itonmyfacensquirtMan
7 weeks ago

Wexford

She's like a Honda 50, a great ride but wouldn't want to be seen on her

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By *ozzlesMan
7 weeks ago

galway

If I had a warehouse full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look in the window.

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By *asual777Man
7 weeks ago

i travel all over

I do like shit or get off the pot

But lamine Yamal’s move in silence except to say checkmate has lived rent free in my head for the last few weeks

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By *adhatter and coCouple
7 weeks ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Work colleague when he spots a woman he fancies … I’d eat a mile of her shite to get a smell of her ass

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By *in44Man
7 weeks ago

Cavan

Your that tight you’d peal an orange in your pocket.

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By *ot so needy OP Man
7 weeks ago

Galway

It's a pity your father didn't finish in Your mother's mouth 🤣

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By *ardyboy54321Man
7 weeks ago

Fermanagh

As useful as a handbrake on a canoe

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By *owyanow2024Man
7 weeks ago

dublin

Your a can of piss!

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By *of spadesMan
7 weeks ago

Kilkenny

There's more brains in the head of a hatchet

He's so tight, if he found a plaster, he'd go home and cut himself

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By *eturning MGMan
7 weeks ago

West Of Ireland

Nothing so pure as a reformed whore....

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By *hay2000Man
7 weeks ago

Mullingar Longford

"Up she flew & the cock flattened er

And she never lost a feather 🪶

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By *panishRebelMan
7 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

If your Aunt had balls she'd be your Uncle

Or as I used to hear

Your mam is some man!

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By *ombikerMan
7 weeks ago

the right side of the river

"You'd eat chips out of her knickers "

And use her piss for vinegar

Just to complete the full saying

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By *ilverfox74Man
7 weeks ago

dublin offaly

How can you soar like an eagle when your surrounded by turkeys

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By *ombikerMan
7 weeks ago

the right side of the river

Often heard about a lad with a lack of manual dexterity

That lad couldn’t wipe his arse without getting shite to the elbow

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By *ombikerMan
7 weeks ago

the right side of the river

"Often heard about a lad with a lack of manual dexterity

That lad couldn’t wipe his arse without getting shite to the elbow "

Or if there was a plague of fleas he would be ate to death

(The implication being that the hasn’t hands to scratch himself)

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By *rRiosMan
7 weeks ago

dublin

"It's a pity your father didn't finish in Your mother's mouth 🤣"

When they were born, instead of an birth certificate letter, the parents were given an apology letter from the condom factory

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
7 weeks ago

ireland

Tight as a ducks arse

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By *og-ManMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

Up shit creak without a paddle

Theyre so 2 faced when they cry their tears run down their back

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By *eralt80Man
7 weeks ago

cork

An empty sack cannot stand up

An empty vessel makes the most noise

And as a wise fabber would say - a dumb priest never got a parish

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By *ilted lightMan
7 weeks ago

ABC

If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
7 weeks ago

the faintest of ink is better than the fondest memory's..

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By *un BobbieMan
7 weeks ago

Tipperary

Good one!!

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By *un BobbieMan
7 weeks ago

Tipperary

I like it….might use that one

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By *ligoMan
7 weeks ago

East Mayo

Even the Tide wouldn’t take her out.

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By *amsevenMan
7 weeks ago

cork

No brain no headache

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
7 weeks ago

no input,no say..

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By *rMotivator2.0Man
7 weeks ago

Donegal

Man dear...

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By *og-ManMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

Not my circus,not my monkey

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By *ustin 100321Man
7 weeks ago

galway

Harder to mind than a bucket of frogs

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By *exyScientistsCouple
7 weeks ago

Castlebar

It's like herding kittens

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
7 weeks ago

Home

A head like a melted Wellington

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By *alon1977Man
7 weeks ago

ballina

What is in the dog, comes out in the pup.

And

Tight as a crabs arse.

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By *attooYouMan
7 weeks ago

just about northside

He’s like a dog with 2 mickeys

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By *ork_LangerMan
7 weeks ago

Cork

He’d get up on a nettle for the sting.

He’d get up on a gust of wind.

He’d get into a nuns knickers that fella.

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By *rnicaMan
7 weeks ago

The Great Outdoors

"Even the Tide wouldn’t take her out."

Variation...

A sniper wouldn't take her out

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By *eralt80Man
7 weeks ago

cork

You reap what you sow

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By *oo32Man
7 weeks ago

tipperary

Two ends of a prick

Pay peanuts expect monkey's

He'd get up on himself if he could turn around quick enough

An ounce of breeding is worth a ton of feeding

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
7 weeks ago

Naas

That lad would get up on a freshly clipped hedge !!!

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By *elljoe 2Man
7 weeks ago

cork

She,d beat the balls off a bull in a bog

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By *M_CoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

North

as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *inkywife1981Couple
7 weeks ago

A town near you

Couldn't hit a cows arse with a shovel.

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By *eckme70Man
7 weeks ago

Strabane

Thieving bastards would steal the milk outta your tae

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By *ot so needy OP Man
7 weeks ago

Galway

Never bring an asshole to the pub.

There is always one there when you get there.

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By *iktikiCouple
7 weeks ago

cork

There’s no point in being stupid if you don’t show it

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By *uanpacMan
7 weeks ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

If my aunt had balls, she’d have more than me

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By *og-ManMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

"If my aunt had balls, she’d have more than me

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By *oldByMarCouple
7 weeks ago

playa de ingles / outa da west

If my aunt had balls she’d probably have a cockatoo

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By *huCullainMan
7 weeks ago

Rathowen

Tits without nipples are pointless

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By *huCullainMan
7 weeks ago

Rathowen

I'm not gynaecologist but I know a c**t when I see one

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By *otorman20021Man
7 weeks ago

East Cork

Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men and weak men create hard times.

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By *inkywife1981Couple
6 weeks ago

A town near you

"I'm not gynaecologist but I know a c**t when I see one"

When asked to perform a task not done before at work a good response is "I'm not a gynaecologist buts it's never held me back"

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By *ot so needy OP Man
6 weeks ago

Galway

It's better to say nothing and look stupid than saying something and removing the doubt.

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By *ot so needy OP Man
6 weeks ago

Galway

I nod is as good as a wink to a blind man with a limp.

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