FabSwingers.com forum: You know you are a swinger

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just for fun. recieved a pic from a mate today. he was letting me know he was sending it but did not say what it was. my reaction was..i hope it's not a cock pic.

so it lead me here...you know you are a swinger when...you look at a your boss weirdly for a moment when he mentions a meet with you.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Never mind all of that for a minute. What was the pic?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

...when you're at a Rugby match, listening to the English fans singing (first half) and you can't help but think. . "Yeah, username Sweet Chariot must have been a right dirty girl"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

THE ONLY TIME you will hear me say this lol...yes mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're a swinger when someone shows you pics and you recognise the hotel rooms from glimpses of the background..

-and you get flashbacks..

When your colleagues ask you have you done anything exciting over the weekend and you grin and say.. ah ya know yourself, but can't tell them you were at a swinger club over the weekend and witnessed a gang bang.. And enjoyed it!

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

when friend ask me now , have you anything exciting planned for the weekend

i do go a bit red, almost feel they know something

hope not fs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"IM sorry Maggie thatcher,,,

what has maggie thacher got to do with swinging???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you know you're a swinger when you spend as much on condoms as your car insurance at the end of the year

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

hahaha that is a lot of shagging lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

third to half a pact each meet....two or three meets a week...52 weeks of the year....yep it is...i done the math lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IM sorry Maggie thatcher,,,

what has maggie thacher got to do with swinging???"
lmao

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"third to half a pact each meet...."

Yeah. It's a bummer when you accidentally tear them opening the pack!

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"third to half a pact each meet....two or three meets a week...52 weeks of the year....yep it is...i done the math lol"

you have better luck than even single girls here, and the girls must be well please the get a good seeing to

now that is my type of meet

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"third to half a pact each meet....

Yeah. It's a bummer when you accidentally tear them opening the pack!

"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol...mick..ya fucker lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you know you're a swinger when you consider body weight when installing fixtures

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

well i know i am when i look at strangers and wonder if they would be into 3somes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well i know i am when i look at strangers and wonder if they would be into 3somes

lol..

you know your a swinger when you almost ask some one if they belong to any sites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i know i am when i look at strangers and wonder if they would be into 3somes

hehehe I do this all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"third to half a pact each meet....two or three meets a week...52 weeks of the year....yep it is...i done the math lol"

Are they packs of three??

How do you manage a half pack of three?

Only kidding, I know what you mean though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you're a swinger when someone shows you pics and you recognise the hotel rooms from glimpses of the background..

-and you get flashbacks..

So true on both counts!!

I always seem to have a talent or recognising hotels from the rooms in people's picks! Never realised it until now!!

Always get asked "So how was your weekend?". I usually grin with "Oh, just the same old stuff!" Lol

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"well i know i am when i look at strangers and wonder if they would be into 3somes

lol..

you know your a swinger when you almost ask some one if they belong to any sites "

i have ask guys in a bar that chats me up! if they say how much they would like to shag me, i if i fancy them ask them to join us, though is has only been few times and we had fun few of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your a swinger when your packing consists of just naughty outfits and sex toys

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any

You know you are when you put lube at the top of your shopping list

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By *esidetheseaMan
over a year ago

Castlebar

You know you're a swinger when you see two guys and a girl drinking in a hotel bar and ALWAYS assume they'll be heading upsatairs in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or someone glances at you, then does a double-take, and you say 'sh1t'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit!!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, that's what I said..all be it more politely hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep, that's what I said..all be it more politely hee hee"

Oops......... Fkin shit then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know yur a swinger when yur co-workers talk about their sex lives and it takes some real effort not to yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're a swinger when you take your bag to rugby training and only when you get realise you lifted the wrong bag..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're a swinger when you have a play bag (wipes, thong, stockings,condoms, lube)in the boot of your car, just in case

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"you know yur a swinger when yur co-workers talk about their sex lives and it takes some real effort not to yawn

Or laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're a swinger when your ears prick up at the mention of watersports, only to lose attention when they are talking about canoeing

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any

"You know you're a swinger when you have a play bag (wipes, thong, stockings,condoms, lube)in the boot of your car, just in case

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

you know ur a swinger : when they let u in the venue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you're a swinger when you have a play bag (wipes, thong, stockings,condoms, lube)in the boot of your car, just in case

That hornball miss deca has a play suitcase lol I'm waiting on a gimp jumping out of it one night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you know you are swinger when you find a rainbow range of colours of hair when ya finaly clean under the bed

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple
over a year ago

Rochester

"you know you are swinger when you find a rainbow range of colours of hair when ya finaly clean under the bed"

Or find underwear you don’t recognise and doesn't fit!

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

you know your a swinger when your friends talk about sex and it is very vanilla and your dying to tell how exciting a 3some or gangbang is

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By *araMan
over a year ago

You know when your a swinger when in tesco's pushing your trolley and looking at people and saying " I wonder are they " and have a cheeky we giggle to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know ur a swinger when talk about vanilla straight away sex comes to mind

Instead of ice cream.

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