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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats the funniest request u have gotten here?

A guy just mailed me and asked cud i meet him, wear his wife's knickers and look at a photo of her while he wanks me off!!!!

Ha ha...........Anyone else have any requests that baffle them??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats the funniest request u have gotten here?

A guy just mailed me and asked cud i meet him, wear his wife's knickers and look at a photo of her while he wanks me off!!!!

Ha ha...........Anyone else have any requests that baffle them??"

ive gotten a few,but the funniest wud have to be frm a guy frm england,not sure if he was winding me up or not but he asked if i wud tie him up and abuse him,like really beat the crap out of him,spit on him,call him all the names under the sun and he wud pay me 1000 euro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wat toilet paper do I use. ?????,

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By *occomMan
over a year ago

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"Wat toilet paper do I use. ?????,"

Lol!! I've been asked that very same question!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Wat toilet paper do I use. ?????,"

He was probably working on the basis that if you use tesco own brand stuff, maybe you've got in touch with your inner self?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wat toilet paper do I use. ?????,

Lol!! I've been asked that very same question!!! "
no way is this done new fetish going on toilet paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wat toilet paper do I use. ?????,

Lol!! I've been asked that very same question!!! no way is this done new fetish going on toilet paper. "

maybe he was tryng to sell u sum? lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I was asked by a woman that I met through another site to knock her about a bit. She wanted to be punched, slapped, and bitten, and I don't mean playful stuff either. I said it wasn't for me and left, but she grabbed me and bit me on the shoulder, drawing blood and leaving teeth marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wat toilet paper do I use. ?????,

Lol!! I've been asked that very same question!!! no way is this done new fetish going on toilet paper.

maybe he was tryng to sell u sum? lol"
I was hskf tempted to say I don't use any or I use sand paper. I have been asked many s thing that takes the biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked by a woman that I met through another site to knock her about a bit. She wanted to be punched, slapped, and bitten, and I don't mean playful stuff either. I said it wasn't for me and left, but she grabbed me and bit me on the shoulder, drawing blood and leaving teeth marks."

god she sounds like sum sort of vampire,she must have thought u were really tasty

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I am really tasty

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any

Have been asked for 'poo play' a few times (yuk)

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I was asked for a little bottle of my pee once. I thought it was odd, and I got a bit annoyed, but my solicitor said to shut up and fill the bottle or I'd be in the cell all night.

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

Ive been asked to cum in someones hair,,usually they scream when that happens,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was asked by a woman that I met through another site to knock her about a bit. She wanted to be punched, slapped, and bitten, and I don't mean playful stuff either. I said it wasn't for me and left, but she grabbed me and bit me on the shoulder, drawing blood and leaving teeth marks."

Shud have just knocked her out..... Lol!!!

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By *mYourDirtySecretMan
over a year ago

north west

been asked to face fuck a woman tried to do it abit but looked like i was hurting her even though she insisted she was enjoying it i didnt feel comfortable doin it so had to go back to the bit thats meant to be fucked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was once asked by some idiot could he bring his dog too...........blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was asked once to come to a meet dressed as the back end of an equine quadroped. I replyed no way I aint no horses ass!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked, after saying I used to be a hardener, could I do the hedges with the two of them the next morning...

I made them tea now but hedges?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked, after saying I used to be a hardener, could I do the hedges with the two of them the next morning...

I made them tea now but hedges?!"

hardener lmao does that mean you mean him hard for her in porn they are called fluffers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was once asked by some idiot could he bring his dog too...........blocked "

Ha ha...... That happened a mate of mine but she just turned up with a dog and insisted that the dog sat at the end of the bed while they got naughty!!!! He said the dog just kept staring at him and putting him off.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

umm.....just happend actually....was asked by guy in pm chat do i wake up with a boner in the morning. and what do i imagine when i want......i gave a really fooked up answer...got rid of him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was once asked by some idiot could he bring his dog too...........blocked "

i got mail from a guy who offered me 1000 euro if he could watch me fuck his dog...

reported and blocked..

sick fecker...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"was once asked by some idiot could he bring his dog too...........blocked

i got mail from a guy who offered me 1000 euro if he could watch me fuck his dog...

reported and blocked..

sick fecker...

"

I thought the tragedy in Limerick a couple of years ago would have put everyone off that idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was once asked by some idiot could he bring his dog too...........blocked

i got mail from a guy who offered me 1000 euro if he could watch me fuck his dog...

reported and blocked..

sick fecker...

I thought the tragedy in Limerick a couple of years ago would have put

everyone off that idea. "

obviously not if he mailed me i almost got sick

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It's a strange thing alright.

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By *ardon 69Man
over a year ago

in Laois :-)


"was once asked by some idiot could he bring his dog too...........blocked

i got mail from a guy who offered me 1000 euro if he could watch me fuck his dog...

reported and blocked..

sick fecker...

I thought the tragedy in Limerick a couple of years ago would have put

everyone off that idea.

obviously not if he mailed me i almost got sick"

Fook i thought doggystyle was something different.

Note to self, Don't every ask her if she wants it doggystyle.

Ye all know this will be deleted ...lol Cant talk about animals in forum ..oooppps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was once asked by some idiot could he bring his dog too...........blocked

i got mail from a guy who offered me 1000 euro if he could watch me fuck his dog...

reported and blocked..

sick fecker...

I thought the tragedy in Limerick a couple of years ago would have put

everyone off that idea.

obviously not if he mailed me i almost got sick

mmmm hardy you know i love doggy style but with no dogs present

Fook i thought doggystyle was something different.

Note to self, Don't every ask her if she wants it doggystyle.

Ye all know this will be deleted ...lol Cant talk about animals in forum ..oooppps."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was asked by a 70 + year old woman from america on a different site to cum into something and send it to her so she cud drink it ,

didnt do it

was kinda hot tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was asked by a 70 + year old woman from america on a different site to cum into something and send it to her so she cud drink it ,

didnt do it

was kinda hot tho lol

"

oh no lol

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By *ardon 69Man
over a year ago

in Laois :-)


"was asked by a 70 + year old woman from america on a different site to cum into something and send it to her so she cud drink it ,

didnt do it

was kinda hot tho lol

"

It wouldnt have been hot by the time it got to America

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