FabSwingers.com forum: Super Special Auction

By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

In tonights special auction, 4 selfless lads are putting themselves on the block.

Give it up for:

Linden

Bog-Man

Biscuits8

Delectableicecream

These selfless gentlemen have agreed to be auctioned off.

We’re changing things up this time though.

In order to win one of these fine specimens, all you have to do is tell us what you’d like from your prize. The skys the limit so get creative.

The winners will be picked by a panel and announced tomorrow evening.

Get bidding!

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

Can I have the other 3 to go for a pint and save them from getting torn apart by all the Women

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By *ofusplusCouple
23 weeks ago

Limerick

Do we win all four together?

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

"Do we win all four together?

If your bid is good enough

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

"Do we win all four together?

You could

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By *iscuits8Man
23 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Wait...

what

Did you contact my agent about this

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By *iscuits8Man
23 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

These selfless gentlemen have agreed to be auctioned off.

Lies ⬆️

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

"Wait...

what

Did you contact my agent about this"

Yup. Got free rein

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

These selfless gentlemen have agreed to be auctioned off.

Lies ⬆️"

Well I didn’t want to call you a selfish bastard in public

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By *indenMan
23 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I’m the author of my own destruction aren’t I……🥺🥺🥺

I blame the others, and peer pressure……🤐🤐🤐

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By *eralt80Man
23 weeks ago

cork

I need 4 good lads for a 5-a-side soccer team. Seeing as I can’t find any the 4 lummoxes above will do

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By *iscuits8Man
23 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'm half afraid to ask who the panel consists of

Also I'll just echo my previous posts what the actual hell's going on here, jaysus 😂

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By *astelloWoman
23 weeks ago

Far far away

I'm going for a fair barter system here.

A knicker bocker glory made up of Lindt *den chocolates, delectable strawberry ice cream, and 8 bourbon biscuits.

A day trip to the bog to sample these glorious delights.

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By *eordie.Woman
23 weeks ago

The Sticks

All 4 doing the full monty in a private club and we sell tickets

That'd be some social night out

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By *asual777Man
23 weeks ago

i travel all over

A rendition of backstreet’s back

With _inden singing ‘am I sexual?’

And the rest saying ‘yeah’

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By *electableicecreamMan
23 weeks ago

The West

I did not agree to this!

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By *iscuits8Man
23 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I did not agree to this!

I've already been in touch with a solicitor who's agreeable to representing the four of us 👍

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

"I did not agree to this!

You did. You said you were in several times on the previous thread

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By *electableicecreamMan
23 weeks ago

The West

"I did not agree to this!

I've already been in touch with a solicitor who's agreeable to representing the four of us 👍"

I fear it's to late. Our fate may be sealed. Jaffa has us boxed in.

Best we can hope for is a bid for some civilized drinks in a public place. Hopefully with our clothes on

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By *electableicecreamMan
23 weeks ago

The West

"I did not agree to this!

You did. You said you were in several times on the previous thread

Dammit

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

☺️☺️☺️

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By *eralt80Man
23 weeks ago

cork

To be fair a load of people said they were in

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

"To be fair a load of people said they were in"

These 4 were the most outspoken about it though. V eager!

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By *iscuits8Man
23 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

So eh...

HOW DOES THIS WORK THEN

(Might as well go all out on being an annoying prick at this stage...)

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

Its ok I went back into the other thread and wrote a contract....we're sorted lads

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

"Its ok I went back into the other thread and wrote a contract....we're sorted lads "

Amendments made after the posting of the auction are not valid.

Suck it up buttercup ☺️

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By *indenMan
23 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Free the Fab Four….

Post boob pics to show your solidarity…… ✊

Worth a shot……🤷‍♂️

(It worked this morning, thanks CW…😉😬)

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By *asuallyChilledMan
23 weeks ago

Drogheda

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By *asuallyChilledMan
23 weeks ago

Drogheda

How do I bid?

Just say it here?

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

"How do I bid?

Just say it here?"

Yup!

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By *eordie.Woman
23 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Its ok I went back into the other thread and wrote a contract....we're sorted lads

Amendments made after the posting of the auction are not valid.

Suck it up buttercup ☺️"

😅 The tables turn...

What are they willing to do to get out of this🤔

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
23 weeks ago

Ennis

We would like them to perform the Deadpool dance, perfectly synchronised and in costume of course!

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

"We would like them to perform the Deadpool dance, perfectly synchronised and in costume of course!

Im more likely to do The Australian brake dancing to be honest

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By *indenMan
23 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

In 2024 the Fab Four

were put up for auction

by Judge Jaffa for a

crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly

escaped from an oversubscribed thread to the

Fab underground.

Today, still wanted by probably nobody,

they survive as single men profiles.

If you have a problem,

if no one else can help,

and if you can find them,

maybe you can win them in the next auction……

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By *electableicecreamMan
23 weeks ago

The West

"In 2024 the Fab Four

were put up for auction

by Judge Jaffa for a

crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly

escaped from an oversubscribed thread to the

Fab underground.

Today, still wanted by probably nobody,

they survive as single men profiles.

If you have a problem,

if no one else can help,

and if you can find them,

maybe you can win them in the next auction……"

Love it when a plan comes together.

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
23 weeks ago

Ennis

"We would like them to perform the Deadpool dance, perfectly synchronised and in costume of course!

Im more likely to do The Australian brake dancing to be honest "

That won't do I am afraid.

Unless you can do it to NSYNC. We might reconsider then

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By *ofusplusCouple
23 weeks ago

Limerick

Thread of the month, hilarious 🤣

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

"In 2024 the Fab Four

were put up for auction

by Judge Jaffa for a

crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly

escaped from an oversubscribed thread to the

Fab underground.

Today, still wanted by probably nobody,

they survive as single men profiles.

If you have a problem,

if no one else can help,

and if you can find them,

maybe you can win them in the next auction……

Love it when a plan comes together.

So who's the pretty boy Face then

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
23 weeks ago

There and Here

"In tonights special auction, 4 selfless lads are putting themselves on the block.

Give it up for:

Linden

Bog-Man

Biscuits8

Delectableicecream

These selfless gentlemen have agreed to be auctioned off.

We’re changing things up this time though.

In order to win one of these fine specimens, all you have to do is tell us what you’d like from your prize. The skys the limit so get creative.

The winners will be picked by a panel and announced tomorrow evening.

Get bidding!"

I'm super tired...I thought it said "the winners will be picked by a spaniel"

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

"In tonights special auction, 4 selfless lads are putting themselves on the block.

Give it up for:

Linden

Bog-Man

Biscuits8

Delectableicecream

These selfless gentlemen have agreed to be auctioned off.

We’re changing things up this time though.

In order to win one of these fine specimens, all you have to do is tell us what you’d like from your prize. The skys the limit so get creative.

The winners will be picked by a panel and announced tomorrow evening.

Get bidding!

I'm super tired...I thought it said "the winners will be picked by a spaniel""

What will it do....hump our legs

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
23 weeks ago

There and Here

"In tonights special auction, 4 selfless lads are putting themselves on the block.

Give it up for:

Linden

Bog-Man

Biscuits8

Delectableicecream

These selfless gentlemen have agreed to be auctioned off.

We’re changing things up this time though.

In order to win one of these fine specimens, all you have to do is tell us what you’d like from your prize. The skys the limit so get creative.

The winners will be picked by a panel and announced tomorrow evening.

Get bidding!

I'm super tired...I thought it said "the winners will be picked by a spaniel"

What will it do....hump our legs "

🤣

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By *elloMarylouWoman
23 weeks ago

mayo

"In 2024 the Fab Four

were put up for auction

by Judge Jaffa for a

crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly

escaped from an oversubscribed thread to the

Fab underground.

Today, still wanted by probably nobody,

they survive as single men profiles.

If you have a problem,

if no one else can help,

and if you can find them,

maybe you can win them in the next auction……"

I read this in Liam Neeson voice with the a team music in the background

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By *ATINE_SATINEWoman
23 weeks ago

Kilbarrack

I propose a skee ball tournament: the gentlemen will have to fill lots of holes and there will be balls flying everywhere. They will need good aim I can help with wrist action.

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
23 weeks ago

Athlone

Well here's the thing. The Fab Four Come Dine With Me Special. Each go around to one another's house, have a root through their drawers and the all important menu. I offer myself as tribute to ensure dinner is served.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
23 weeks ago

There and Here

"Well here's the thing. The Fab Four Come Dine With Me Special. Each go around to one another's house, have a root through their drawers and the all important menu. I offer myself as tribute to ensure dinner is served."

I'd offer to help by rooting through their drawers for them 😇

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

There's at least one Master Baker in the group ( think thats how its spelt)

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By *hynot xCouple
23 weeks ago

Sligo

Yes, the naked chefs!

One naked starter...

a naked main course,

and naked dessert,

served by a naked host!

A table for two please...

Perhaps not the one in the window 😘

There's at least one Master Baker in the group ( think thats how its spelt) "

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

Bumping this up for more bids!

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By *iscuits8Man
23 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

That's enough bids now

Nothing to see here

You should all return to your homes

Thank you

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By *ot so needyMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

Is it only women can bid?

I could do with a few gardeners and they would be perfect.

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By *eckme70Man
23 weeks ago

Strabane

I need another 2 brickies and 2 labourers for a wee job on down south, canny get manual workers anymore!! Just so I can retire 👌

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By *exyScientistsCouple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

I need at least one naked butler so I can be a lady of leisure...

also someone told me my car is a disgrace so I need someone to clean that out too. A wash and polish wouldn't go amiss. They'll need to have had their shots though. It's pretty bad in there.

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By *ot so needyMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

"I need at least one naked butler so I can be a lady of leisure...

also someone told me my car is a disgrace so I need someone to clean that out too. A wash and polish wouldn't go amiss. They'll need to have had their shots though. It's pretty bad in there.

That's shocking. People can be so judgemental🤣

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By *arry and AnnCouple
23 weeks ago

Louth

Ann's a Linden fan, just letting you know

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By *rown PrismWoman
23 weeks ago

Dublin

I don't have high expectations... I want to be surprised, I want to experience something unique, unforgettable and at the same time crazy and exciting, so that I can remember it for the rest of my life... meeting, date, adventure of a lifetime

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By *eralt80Man
23 weeks ago

cork

I’m in

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
23 weeks ago

kinda dublin

I want to be able to suggest terrible Verifications that they have to show in their profiles for at least a week. The most popular veri is selected

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

"I want to be able to suggest terrible Verifications that they have to show in their profiles for at least a week. The most popular veri is selected "

Ohhhhh I like this

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

"I’m in

You’ll be next ya pup

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By *Dmi49Man
23 weeks ago

Not sure what this is or how it works but I think I’ll throw my hat in the ring.

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By *electableicecreamMan
23 weeks ago

The West

"I want to be able to suggest terrible Verifications that they have to show in their profiles for at least a week. The most popular veri is selected "

Dastardly!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Love to dip Biscuits in my tea ☕️

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By *exyScientistsCouple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'm.thinkimg some dressing up, maybe fireman, armed forces,

Kinda sexy village people

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By * tale of 2 citiesCouple
23 weeks ago

Belfast

Better make bogman the doughnut and coffee course....cant cook to save his life. So he says

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

"I want to be able to suggest terrible Verifications that they have to show in their profiles for at least a week. The most popular veri is selected "

Thanks

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

Better make bogman the doughnut and coffee course....cant cook to save his life. So he says

Its why we go out for dinner

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By *eckme70Man
23 weeks ago

Strabane

"Love to dip Biscuits in my tea ☕️

Isn't it always better to dip an have it moist ☕️

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By *utchlady67Woman
23 weeks ago

Kinnitty in county Offaly

I would like a very creative picture 🤣🤣

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

"I would like a very creative picture 🤣🤣"

There's a few on your profile...

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
23 weeks ago

Ennis

Has the panel picked yet

Also, how do we know the panel is actually qualified for the job 🧐

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By *electableicecreamMan
23 weeks ago

The West

"Has the panel picked yet

Also, how do we know the panel is actually qualified for the job 🧐"

I have questions about the selection process for this panel...

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By *indenMan
23 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Has the panel picked yet

Also, how do we know the panel is actually qualified for the job 🧐

I have questions about the selection process for this panel..."

If have questions about this entire thread……

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By *affa31 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Galway

Please direct your questions to TheKakapo

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By *og-ManMan
23 weeks ago

somewhere

"Please direct your questions to TheKakapo"

How can we when you've just thrown him under the bus

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By *astelloWoman
23 weeks ago

Far far away

He's fine. He's sitting on his rock. Observing.

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By *onewolf84Man
23 weeks ago

North cork

Jesus is this still going on 😅😅

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By *adger BrocMan
23 weeks ago

Co. Cork

He's fine. He's sitting on his cock. Observing.

Fixed that for you.

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By *onewolf84Man
23 weeks ago

North cork

"Please direct your questions to TheKakapo"
I'm just waiting for him to take me for dinner. Cheap fucker 🤣🤣🤣

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By *indenMan
23 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Please direct your questions to TheKakapo"

I think he blocked me after I won him in the other auction…..🤦‍♂️😂😂

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By *onewolf84Man
23 weeks ago

North cork

"Please direct your questions to TheKakapo

I think he blocked me after I won him in the other auction…..🤦‍♂️😂😂"
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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