FabSwingers.com forum: Things you will absolutely encounter on fab

By *asual777 OP Man
34 weeks ago

i travel all over

Someone cancelling because their grandma died . Again

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By *lack FridayMan
34 weeks ago

Galway

Chatting away. All going well and then - they are gone !!

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Bogman offering you a Donut at a social 🍩🍩

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By *indenMan
34 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Linden taking his pants off…..

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Dead-ends

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Men that start a thread saying " Why can't I get a meet"

Women starting threads with " send me dick pics please "

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Casual borrowing threads from the lounge but never giving them back

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Cliques

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By *asual777 OP Man
34 weeks ago

i travel all over

Couple profiles with no veris and status updates about only the male being available this evening

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

Having a great chat with someone. Getting late. NNs said. Go back to chat the next day and you're blocked.

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Couples profiles with absolutely no pictures of the man

Arguments about mmf

bi mfm

Bi mmf

Straight men meeting TV's

Men talking down other men

Women talking down men

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By *s LollyWoman
34 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

People saying "their not like that" and they absolutely are like that 🙄

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
34 weeks ago

Medway

"Couples profiles with absolutely no pictures of the man

Arguments about mmf

bi mfm

Bi mmf

Straight men meeting TV's

Men talking down other men

Women talking down men

LOL!

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Every now and then you chat to someone on here thats just a gorgeous person and you meet them at a social or a coffee and it turns out they're like than in real life too

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By *s LollyWoman
34 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Couples profiles with absolutely no pictures of the man

Arguments about mmf

bi mfm

Bi mmf

Straight men meeting TV's

Men talking down other men

Women talking down men

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women talking down other women

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Some people on here have drop dead gorgeous sexy photos and its a bit of a privilege to see them

Some are just blank profiles

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By *rown PrismWoman
34 weeks ago

Dublin

Men I don't want to meet calling me a slut

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By *s LollyWoman
34 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Arsewholery and cockwomblery😝

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

Messages that simply say "Want a suck"

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By *eijaWoman
34 weeks ago

City Centre

A lot of unnecessary drama! Have been on the scene so many years and this year has just been drama central

B x

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
34 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Disagreement over whether squirt is pee

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

Married people lying about being married.

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By *s LollyWoman
34 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Liars 🤥

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

Not knowing if your unread message was missed or ignored, and whether it's going to piss them off if you message again.

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By *s LollyWoman
34 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Not knowing if your unread message was missed or ignored, and whether it's going to piss them off if you message again."

Bita both 🤷

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By *rown PrismWoman
34 weeks ago

Dublin

Not reading the profile description

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

"Not reading the profile description"

99% of the time

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Some threads that go off on a complete tangent and turn out to be funny as fuck while the original poster gives out that someone hijacked their thread

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Profiles taking whole bios from other profiles and passing them off as their own

Some even take the photo's from someone else

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

Bios that say 'will do later' and the profile is over a year old.

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Every now and then the stars will align and you'll have the most unforgettable sexual experience of your life that you'll remember till the day you die

If you're lucky

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By *lutterFlyWoman
34 weeks ago

Not Belfast but NI

"Every now and then the stars will align and you'll have the most unforgettable sexual experience of your life that you'll remember till the day you die

If you're lucky

What a lovely thing.

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By *uca_BrazzyMan
34 weeks ago

Donegal

Absolute lunatics 😂

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
34 weeks ago

The West

Every couple/female will, at least once, get a message, but before you even see it the account is deleted!

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

"Every now and then the stars will align and you'll have the most unforgettable sexual experience of your life that you'll remember till the day you die

If you're lucky

This.

Though the longing and sadness are tough to deal with.

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By *asual777 OP Man
34 weeks ago

i travel all over

"Every now and then the stars will align and you'll have the most unforgettable sexual experience of your life that you'll remember till the day you die

If you're lucky

With 21 very special people

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

"Every now and then the stars will align and you'll have the most unforgettable sexual experience of your life that you'll remember till the day you die

If you're lucky

With 21 very special people "

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
34 weeks ago

Portstewart

Messages that say leave your hubby there I've a better cock for you

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By *oo32Man
34 weeks ago

tipperary

Bitching

People not being able to agree..

Ghosting...I've done it myself..

People telling you "how to do fab"...

Cliques...this depends on what clique your in...or not in...

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By *elloMarylouWoman
34 weeks ago

mayo

Drama

2 faced people

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Someone cancelling because their grandma died . Again "

Haven't had this yet....

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By *oo32Man
34 weeks ago

tipperary

"Someone cancelling because their grandma died . Again "

I used to use this in work...

I've to go home...my grandmother is dead,

The fact she had be deceased since 1988(god rest her) was irrelevant I went home

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By *ealcoupleCouple
34 weeks ago

Hi!

From a blank profile

And expect a reply

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

People that were on before and know the score

People that were on before and would appreciate a veri if you know them

People that think having the Sydney university warning on their profiles will stop others from downloading their pictures

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

Profiles with massively long bios and incredibly detailed lists of requirements for contacting them and who they will reply to.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar

Jealousy

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

People unable to accept that someone doesn't want to meet them.

Usually resulting to name calling.

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Boobs ...lots of boobs in all their glory

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By *xstevenxxMan
34 weeks ago

dublin

Loads of people always putting on popcorn

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

If you're a woman and open a new account, expect 400-500 messages in the first two hours. 95% of these will just have one word (hi or hey) and a dick pic.

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By *huCullainMan
34 weeks ago

Rathowen

"Arsewholery and cockwomblery😝"

Technical terms that are well used on fab

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By *huCullainMan
34 weeks ago

Rathowen

No dick pics line on profiles that have a ton of busted kebab fanny fotos

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
34 weeks ago

kinda dublin

That whole Sydney University thing is surprisingly still going

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
34 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Men pretending to be couples

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By *wayandbackCouple
34 weeks ago

omagh / belfast / dublin

"Chatting away. All going well and then - they are gone !!"

Times a million

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By *wayandbackCouple
34 weeks ago

omagh / belfast / dublin

"No dick pics line on profiles that have a ton of busted kebab fanny fotos

Horrendous

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By *wayandbackCouple
34 weeks ago

omagh / belfast / dublin

"Profiles with massively long bios and incredibly detailed lists of requirements for contacting them and who they will reply to."

And claiming to be easy to chat to.

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By *wayandbackCouple
34 weeks ago

omagh / belfast / dublin

Jumped up assholes who think they're to important to respond

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By *electableicecreamMan
34 weeks ago

The West

Incredibly sound and hot people who are willing to meet for a coffee to discuss the possibility of having sex

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By *s LollyWoman
34 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

People who think their all that but in reality they really aren't

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
34 weeks ago

kinkytown

Negative -Timewasters, people who will push their luck, whingers, moaners, egos, attention seekers, manky dick pics

Positive - a lot of kinky fun, awesome people, some very sexy photos and videos,

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By *ogladyWoman
34 weeks ago

The bog

Some people on here have drop dead gorgeous sexy photos and its a bit of a privilege to see them

Some are just blank profiles "

This reminds me what u said to me the first time ya met me.. 😂😂😂

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
34 weeks ago

Athlone

Being asked for a face pic because they chose to send one on their own free will qithout even being asked. And then get irrate because you choose not to send one in return

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By *s LollyWoman
34 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

People who don't take rejection very well

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Some people on here have drop dead gorgeous sexy photos and its a bit of a privilege to see them

Some are just blank profiles

This reminds me what u said to me the first time ya met me.. 😂😂😂"

Yes I remember too

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Have I mentioned Boobs

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

Guys who ask how to do Fab because it looks like you're having a lot of "luck". Then look at their profile - dick pfp, no bio, no verification, no green tick, just photos of said dick with jocks around ankles, dirty clothes in the background on the floor, other dirty stuff in the background, and their complete disregard for anything resembling spelling or grammar.

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
34 weeks ago

City

"Bogman offering you a Donut at a social 🍩🍩"

What kind of donuts...

Straight guys on Fab, with bi-profiles on fabguys....

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By *s LollyWoman
34 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Bogman offering you a Donut at a social 🍩🍩

What kind of donuts...

Straight guys on Fab, with bi-profiles on fabguys....

The best donuts ever🍩 🤤

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
34 weeks ago

Antrim Town

Guys (or girls) that can only talk a good game but have poor delivery

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Incredibly sound and hot people who are willing to meet for a coffee to discuss the possibility of having sex "

True ❤

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By *ot so needyMan
34 weeks ago

Galway

"Some threads that go off on a complete tangent and turn out to be funny as fuck while the original poster gives out that someone hijacked their thread "

Yes usually you ya bold pup.🤣🤣

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By *ionycusMan
34 weeks ago

Babylon

Exceptional homemade porn that really excites me.

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By *ot so needyMan
34 weeks ago

Galway

The fact that there are some really lovely people on here and it's worth it just to interact with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Friends That Become Lifetime Ones And A Person To Create Memories With

Great Social Events

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar

A bit of a laugh and sometimes an orgasm or 2

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By *ot so needyMan
34 weeks ago

Galway

[Removed by poster at 24/08/24 18:27:24]

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By *ot so needyMan
34 weeks ago

Galway

"A bit of a laugh and sometimes an orgasm or 2

2 you are pushing it.🤣

So greedy.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar

"A bit of a laugh and sometimes an orgasm or 2

2 you are pushing it.🤣

So greedy."

I said sometimes....

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
34 weeks ago

"A bit of a laugh and sometimes an orgasm or 2

or ²

some of are still waiting on the first commin

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By *ot so needyMan
34 weeks ago

Galway

"A bit of a laugh and sometimes an orgasm or 2

2 you are pushing it.🤣

So greedy.

I said sometimes....

Ok so greedy sometimes 💗

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By *luralizes_everythingsMan
34 weeks ago

limerick

Gigantic text wall profiles.

Nobody wants to read all that

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By *indenMan
34 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Being offered a pint, a kiss, a ride, a slap, a clatter or a pass.

Winning Biscuit in an auction…..

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By *eordie.Woman
34 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Being offered a pint, a kiss, a ride, a slap, a clatter or a pass.

Winning Biscuit in an auction…..

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By *asuallyChilledMan
34 weeks ago

Monaghan and Drogheda

"A bit of a laugh and sometimes an orgasm or 2

So much better can be done than that!! 😈

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By *asual777 OP Man
34 weeks ago

i travel all over

A really lengthy discussion about whether the next orgy should be on a Wednesday or a Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Blue balls

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By *og-ManMan
34 weeks ago

somewhere

"A really lengthy discussion about whether the next orgy should be on a Wednesday or a Thursday "

Why not both

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

A lot of back stabbing and bitching - wade through it though and stay out of cliques- that's where the decent people are.

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By *antra MassageMan
34 weeks ago

Galway

Another fabber copying my bio !

Long, repeated threads about cheating.

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By *ollypop9Woman
34 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

A guy wanting women to fight in a hotel room for him.

Lots of guys you never chatted with once, who can meet right now in a hotel near you.

But also some really amazing people on here.

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
33 weeks ago

City

"Bogman offering you a Donut at a social 🍩🍩

What kind of donuts...

Straight guys on Fab, with bi-profiles on fabguys....

The best donuts ever🍩 🤤"

You will be held. To that

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
33 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

That one guy that's too far away

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By *og-ManMan
33 weeks ago

somewhere

"That one guy that's too far away "

The one woman thats too near 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

The sudden urge to move to Dublin where most of the action seems to take place 😂

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By *eckycd41TV/TS
33 weeks ago

Navan

People expecting u to meet them in 5 minutes

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