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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere

Need an excuse for some time off work

Boss is a twat and will believe anything so hit me with your best ones please

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By *lowloadandgocoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

ferrybank

I had a colleague whose grandmother died about 4 times

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By *ealitybitesMan
11 weeks ago

Belfast

You've been called up to the Ireland pocket billiards team.

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By *eralt80Man
11 weeks ago

cork

Your locked into a car dealership

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By *eremy44Man
11 weeks ago

Wicklow

Just say that Stevie Wonder would like to see you and you just can’t miss this opportunity 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
11 weeks ago

kinda dublin

You got the runs

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar

Jury duty

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By *ewinggongoozleMan
11 weeks ago

Blanchardstown

Burst pipe and house repairs

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By *oo32Man
11 weeks ago

tipperary

How long dya need off...

Covid will get ya 5-10 days

Tell them a personal friend is ill and you need time off

Stressed and need time off

Personal days...

Send an email saying you need time off,don't state why,just tell them you need time off

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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere

By the way I know its been pointed out by message that I'm self employed

I just admitted to being a bit of a twat

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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Your locked into a car dealership "

Who could be that stupid

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
11 weeks ago

kinda dublin

Say you need to take a mental health day.

Of course we all know that is a scam, as a hard day's work is the best thing for your mental health.

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By *oo32Man
11 weeks ago

tipperary


"By the way I know its been pointed out by message that I'm self employed

I just admitted to being a bit of a twat "

Have a few days off for team building and bonding

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
11 weeks ago

Naas

Put your name and picture up on R.I.P ie

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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Put your name and picture up on R.I.P ie"

Like Ross in Friends

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By *asual777Man
11 weeks ago

i travel all over

‘Men’s problems’

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
11 weeks ago

kinda dublin


"Put your name and picture up on R.I.P ie

Like Ross in Friends "

More like Chandler ☠️

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
11 weeks ago

Portstewart

Spend extra time in the facilities for a day or so before hand and just ring and say 5hat you can't come in unless he wants a chance of a shitty floor. Have seen this said to a boss and it worked

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By *ot so needyMan
11 weeks ago

Galway


"Put your name and picture up on R.I.P ie

Like Ross in Friends

More like Chandler ☠️"

Christ🤣

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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"‘Men’s problems’ "

Must be a few days allowed for that alright

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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Put your name and picture up on R.I.P ie

Like Ross in Friends

More like Chandler ☠️"

Could you be any more tasteless

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
11 weeks ago

kinda dublin


"Put your name and picture up on R.I.P ie

Like Ross in Friends

More like Chandler ☠️

Could you be any more tasteless "

Oh God, This parachute is a napsack!

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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Put your name and picture up on R.I.P ie

Like Ross in Friends

More like Chandler ☠️

Could you be any more tasteless

Oh God, This parachute is a napsack! "

We could keep this going all night

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
11 weeks ago

kinda dublin


"Put your name and picture up on R.I.P ie

Like Ross in Friends

More like Chandler ☠️

Could you be any more tasteless

Oh God, This parachute is a napsack!

We could keep this going all night "

Sounds like you need to PIVOT!!!

(I know that's Ross, but whatever)

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By *ollypop9Woman
11 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Merge !

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By *hewestswingMan
11 weeks ago

fungarvan area

You're trapped in a luxury yacht off Sicily.

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By *leasurer77Man
11 weeks ago

Athlone


"I had a colleague whose grandmother died about 4 times "

Was that Stephen Ireland the soccer player?

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By *ubadubdubWoman
11 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Position yourself lying flat somewhere... Wait to be found ... Say ouch ouch ouch my back as you painfully move to standing, then head away home to watch TV on the couch for the day.

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By *eralt80Man
11 weeks ago

cork


"Position yourself lying flat somewhere... Wait to be found ... Say ouch ouch ouch my back as you painfully move to standing, then head away home to watch TV on the couch for the day.

"

And then take a photo with a charging cable stuck up your nose, make it look like your being monitored.

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By *ubadubdubWoman
11 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Position yourself lying flat somewhere... Wait to be found ... Say ouch ouch ouch my back as you painfully move to standing, then head away home to watch TV on the couch for the day.

And then take a photo with a charging cable stuck up your nose, make it look like your being monitored. "

😂😆

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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Position yourself lying flat somewhere... Wait to be found ... Say ouch ouch ouch my back as you painfully move to standing, then head away home to watch TV on the couch for the day.

And then take a photo with a charging cable stuck up your nose, make it look like your being monitored. "

I did see that recently online....an iphone cable stuck to someone nose

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By *eralt80Man
11 weeks ago

cork


"Position yourself lying flat somewhere... Wait to be found ... Say ouch ouch ouch my back as you painfully move to standing, then head away home to watch TV on the couch for the day.

And then take a photo with a charging cable stuck up your nose, make it look like your being monitored.

I did see that recently online....an iphone cable stuck to someone nose "

Was it a celebrated hurling star by any chance

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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Position yourself lying flat somewhere... Wait to be found ... Say ouch ouch ouch my back as you painfully move to standing, then head away home to watch TV on the couch for the day.

And then take a photo with a charging cable stuck up your nose, make it look like your being monitored.

I did see that recently online....an iphone cable stuck to someone nose

Was it a celebrated hurling star by any chance"

Haven't a clue....was it the limerick fella

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By *eralt80Man
11 weeks ago

cork


"Position yourself lying flat somewhere... Wait to be found ... Say ouch ouch ouch my back as you painfully move to standing, then head away home to watch TV on the couch for the day.

And then take a photo with a charging cable stuck up your nose, make it look like your being monitored.

I did see that recently online....an iphone cable stuck to someone nose

Was it a celebrated hurling star by any chance

Haven't a clue....was it the limerick fella

"

Nope, a Kilkenny chap

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By *ilderMan
11 weeks ago

dublin

You're in mourning for the end of the summer

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By *og-Man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"You're in mourning for the end of the summer "

Did it even start

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