FabSwingers.com forum: random facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

seen this on the english thread thought it mite be fun ok il start

if u didnt close yur eyes when u sneezed they wud pop out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

rats and horses cant vomit

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

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the record for a chicken flight is 13 seconds

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

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a cockroach can live for several days if you cut its head off!!! it has to starve to death

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are 6 times more likely to get struck by lightning than women,

Jeez u girls need to get out more often lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

being unmarried can shorten a mans life by 10 years!!

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"being unmarried can shorten a mans life by 10 years!!"
sssssssssuuuuuhhhhhh

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

the word "bed" looks like a bed and shark looks like a big scary fish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adolf hitler was a vegetarian and only had one ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

eating lemons make u live longer

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

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he also band all animal hunting starting with wild boar, say it as barbaric and cruel! which it is but bit ironic for a mass murderer

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"eating lemons make u live longer"

yeah but ya wouldnt have much to smile about lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ants stretch when they wake up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ants stretch when they wake up in the morning

can u just picture an ant stretching haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women blink more than men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Adolf hitler was a vegetarian and only had one ball "

napolean only had one ball aswell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female pig orgasm lasts up to thirty mins .

All I can say is lucky pig.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

hitler wasnt german...stalin wasnt russian

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hitler wasnt german...stalin wasnt russian"

hitler was frm austria

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Female pig orgasm lasts up to thirty mins .

All I can say is lucky pig. "

very lucky pig!i wont feel sorry for pigs anymore when im eating my rashers haha

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

stalin was from georgia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cat's cocks have barbs locking them into place during mating!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stalin was from georgia"

And I'm from Footon!!.......

Oh wait, I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the sunsets are blue on mars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you put a screw driver in your belly button and turn it anti clockwise,your bum will fall off

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By *hite NoiseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

my cats breath smells like catfood

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Being married doesn't make you live longer. It just fucking feels longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being married doesn't make you live longer. It just fucking feels longer. "

Oh you actually made me lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the film , : the wizard of oz: toto the dog,s salary was 125 dollars a week and judy garland,s salary was 500 dollars a week , (fact)

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The coastal county with the shortest coastline in Ireland is Leitrim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugo boss designed and manufactured the uniforms for the nazi's

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The Nazis "invented" the concept of self contained holiday resorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Iceland your not allowed to own a dog.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My ballsack looks much better since I shaved it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my aunty was a boy she be my uncle

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A straight man can still ride other men as long as one of them wears a wig or silk panties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctors talked Hitlers mother out of having an abortion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ballsack looks much better since I shaved it.. "
. Pmsl

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A maniactoklep is someone who walks backwards into a shop and leaves things on the counter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a myth that Hitler only had one ball, sorry to brake it to ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a myth that Hitler only had one ball, sorry to brake it to ya

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yeah he did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact 1: Everybody ignores me on this.

Fact 2: I have yet to meet anyone off this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prove it then

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

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the comments, the post is for a bit of fun on random facts, not political tripe point of view,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am stating random facts that really are facts, I don't bring myths into it like you do....You should have checked if it really was a fact before you posted it. Random facts, not random myths. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea, okay I'll leave it the political talk. Nope, nobody has met me.

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

hahahaha what myth is that then????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am stating random facts that really are facts, I don't bring myths into it like you do....You should have checked if it really was a fact before you posted it. Random facts, not random myths. Thank you

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ohhhh for crying out loud, how old are u? U do realise this is for fun, that was a mouthful and a half,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh in comes the big hero to save the day.....wow you're amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it definently wasn't your personality that didn't get you the meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now back to the topic lol

Warren Beatty and Shirley McLean are brother and sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh in comes the big hero to save the day.....wow you're amazing."

Y thank u sir,compliments always welcome,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh in comes the big hero to save the day.....wow you're amazing.

Y thank u sir,compliments always welcome,

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if ur slant on life see's an insult in that statement then I'm afraid there's no hope for yea!!! Now back to the original topic,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to bed, no doubt insults will be hurled my way in my absence.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure stick about for the insults, there facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure stick about for the insults, there facts"
lmao woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More like 72!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It cost 7 million dollars to build the titanic and 200 million dollars to make a film about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a nice big Mr. Hankey for you

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"At least nobody died in the making of it......

Now that is a fact!!

its good to see yous agree on something..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha glad we agree on something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha glad we agree on something "
lol, true,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell am I reading this right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell am I reading this right.

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hi Hun , u started all this hee hee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell am I reading this right.

hi Hun , u started all this hee hee x

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ohhhhh nooooooooo little me ohhhh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell am I reading this right.

hi Hun , u started all this hee hee x

ohhhhh nooooooooo little me ohhhh xx"
lol. U only start what u can finish , wink wink , lucky meeee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha respect to you too. Maybe when I become king I'll finally be able to meet someone off this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell am I reading this right.

hi Hun , u started all this hee hee x

ohhhhh nooooooooo little me ohhhh xxlol. U only start what u can finish , wink wink , lucky meeee x

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.Mwah cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said King not fuckin Miracle worker ha ha, ah no it takes patience, believe me the forums can work wonders for your standing in the site, good constructive posts get you noticed and then you will see that the ladies will contact you. it may be seen as a sex site but most of the ladies on here want some mental stimulation as well as the physical kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said King not fuckin Miracle worker ha ha, ah no it takes patience, believe me the forums can work wonders for your standing in the site, good constructive posts get you noticed and then you will see that the ladies will contact you. it may be seen as a sex site but most of the ladies on here want some mental stimulation as well as the physical kind"
very well put there I need stimulation in my brain as well as my. L

Enuf said x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said King not fuckin Miracle worker ha ha, ah no it takes patience, believe me the forums can work wonders for your standing in the site, good constructive posts get you noticed and then you will see that the ladies will contact you. it may be seen as a sex site but most of the ladies on here want some mental stimulation as well as the physical kind very well put there I need stimulation in my brain as well as my. L

Enuf said x"

take it you don't mean your elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree, I'm not on here to mindlessly fuck a girls brains out then throw her to the side like a piece of garbage. I'm a really affectionate guy but women don't give me a chance to show that. I won't keep moaning though cause that will get me nowhere. I will just continue my search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said King not fuckin Miracle worker ha ha, ah no it takes patience, believe me the forums can work wonders for your standing in the site, good constructive posts get you noticed and then you will see that the ladies will contact you. it may be seen as a sex site but most of the ladies on here want some mental stimulation as well as the physical kind very well put there I need stimulation in my brain as well as my. L

Enuf said x

take it you don't mean your elbow"
yeah my elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree, I'm not on here to mindlessly fuck a girls brains out then throw her to the side like a piece of garbage. I'm a really affectionate guy but women don't give me a chance to show that. I won't keep moaning though cause that will get me nowhere. I will just continue my search

May the force be with you, especially if she wants bum love and you're all out of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She than won't be Lmfao

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

On average, 274 cats are killed every week to provide cats eyes for Irish roads.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

In Ireland, hamburgers are not yet tested for the presence of cat dna.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

If you watch jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark who throws up people until they have to open up a beach.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

If you watch any movie backwards, you need psychological help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Iceland your not allowed to own a dog. "

Unless its a guide dog, you can bring them into shops!

Lol-loving this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you watch jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark who throws up people until they have to open up a beach."

Oh mick bravo!!!

And the winner is...

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

Gregori Rasputin was apparently a lady’s man with a sizeable male member. There are two stories of how he was castrated after his death. The first says that his assassins castrated him and the maid who cleaned up after them found his member discarded and kept it.

The other story says that one of his lady friends took it as a souvenir after his autopsy. Either way, the penis surfaced in the 1920s in Paris, where a group is said to have worshiped it for fertility reasons. Rasputin’s daughter, Marie, demanded that it be returned to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The number 4 is the only number that has the same number of letters in its name as its meaning.

Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, but only in tropical fish stores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick romantic kiss burns 2 to 3 calories , a French kiss burns 5 to 6 calories ,

Ouhh la la !

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My Thai girlfriend has a seven inch long clitoris.

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By *opeless_69Man
over a year ago

East Cork

"Female pig orgasm lasts up to thirty mins .

All I can say is lucky pig.

very lucky pig!i wont feel sorry for pigs anymore when im eating my rashers haha"

better hope that rasher came from a pig that had at least one orgasm otherwise it missed out

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Elephants can't jump, and a cow can't walk down a stairs.

For proof of the second one come to my house and I'll introduce you to my wife.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Come to think of it, that'll prove the first one as well.

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any

If you dont put down the loo lid before flushing, faecal particles are sprayed 10ft in every direction

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

You cannot lick your own elbow. Fact!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Posting on a forum while driving is a really bad idea and could cause you to cr

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"If you watch any movie backwards, you need psychological help. "

pmsl hahahaha that almost choked me laughing really laughing x

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"If you watch jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark who throws up people until they have to open up a beach."

tooo funny pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Templepatrick (near the airport) is twinned with Las Vegas, Nevada.

They're like Jedward they're so similar

"love random facts, hate bitching!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to think of it, that'll prove the first one as well. "

That's awful things to be sayin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posting on a forum while driving is a really bad idea and could cause you to cr "

Also costs a £60 fixed penalty, 3 points and a telling off from a rather stern policeman

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

An elephant's sex organ is in its foot. If it stands on you, you're fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a myth that Hitler only had one ball, sorry to brake it to ya

its not a bloody myth,its true!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ohhhh for crying out loud, how old are u? U do realise this is for fun, that was a mouthful and a half,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Humans are the only ones who have sex face-to-face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you watch jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark who throws up people until they have to open up a beach."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a myth that Hitler only had one ball, sorry to brake it to ya

According to a medic who treated him Hitler lost one ball when he was wounded during the battle of the Somme.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Humans are the only ones who have sex face-to-face."

Shit.. I may not be human after all.

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"Humans are the only ones who have sex face-to-face.

Shit.. I may not be human after all. "

watched bad boys 2 other night, martin lawrence saw to rats at it, and in his words, shit there are to rats at it here, and they're doing it just like us, he's giving some pounding pmsl, maybe not exact words

yeah i know it's not a fact, that rats that is but it was in the film lol

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"if you put a screw driver in your belly button and turn it anti clockwise,your bum will fall off"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I am Keyser Söze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being unmarried can shorten a mans life by 10 years!!"

"yeah, us guys tend to do better when we are properly supervised!"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

What we call reality is actually an illusion created by lack of alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness isn't black, it's actually very very very very very very very dark red

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Guinness isn't black, it's actually very very very very very very very dark red"

... pretty much like your poo if you drink enough of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guinness isn't black, it's actually very very very very very very very dark red

... pretty much like your poo if you drink enough of it! "

who would drink poo ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guinness isn't black, it's actually very very very very very very very dark red

... pretty much like your poo if you drink enough of it!

who would drink poo ????"

you would be surprised on this site

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

who would drink poo? "

There's always one, isn't there? I knew as soon as I had posted it that it could be misconstrued

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

the word callipygous is a word dedicated to describing a perfectly shaped beautiful butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. and actually commit rape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a myth that Hitler only had one ball, sorry to brake it to ya

According to a medic who treated him Hitler lost one ball when he was wounded during the battle of the Somme.

Never been substantiated.

His own personal doctors records make no mention of a missing testicle

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"the word callipygous is a word dedicated to describing a perfectly shaped beautiful butt"

How do you use it? "Your arse is callipygous" doesn't exactly roll of the tongue easily, and I could imagine getting a slap for using it in certain places. A church, funeral home, that sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think it's "you have a callipygous "...i think it's a root word

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You have a callipygous arse, so you have!" Jaysus, them's mighty purdy words.

I'm convinced that the word arse has to be used with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think it's "you have a callipygous "...i think it's a root word"

Wrong thread, roots and arses are in the " men needed" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think it's "you have a callipygous "...i think it's a root word"

Wrong thread, roots and arses are in the " men needed" thread

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"i think it's "you have a callipygous "...i think it's a root word

Wrong thread, roots and arses are in the " men needed" thread

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Nazis "invented" the concept of self contained holiday resorts. "

lol...they just ummm...changed the umm...group activities up a bit.

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

Clown fish change genders in real life depending on other fish being around. So if finding nemo was real life.. He wouldn't hasn't missed his dead wife, he would have turned into a female and mated with his son

Fish are onto freaky shit man..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Clown fish change genders in real life depending on other fish being around. So if finding nemo was real life.. He wouldn't hasn't missed his dead wife, he would have turned into a female and mated with his son

Fish are onto freaky shit man.."

The dirty feckin hoors! I'm never eatin those bastards again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polyglot is someone who can speak multiple languages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/04/13 08:46:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name of the Mexican Mariachi band in the new Doritos ad is 'Juan Direction'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you dream, everything you see in that dream, you’ve seen before in real life.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Damn... so I really did do that thing with the priest and the egg whisk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A mans testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day – enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"A mans testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day – enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!"

I think I could do it in three if I started now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll help ya michael,i'll start going west u go east

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mans testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day – enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!

I think I could do it in three if I started now!"

not if u had a low sperm count u cudnt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/04/13 23:00:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and who did ya think was involved in that test,ur only jealous u didn't get to sample any,& with ur comments ur chances are slim miss plum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and who did ya think was involved in that test,ur only jealous u didn't get to sample any,& with ur comments ur chances are slim miss plum

oh yes i REALLY wanna sample yur sperm please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok but u'll have to wait till i get back from my world wide trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok but u'll have to wait till i get back from my world wide trip"

yea il still be in the q when u get bak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok but u'll have to wait till i get back from my world wide trip

yea il still be in the q when u get bak "

in yur dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no i'm really goin!!!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"seen this on the english thread thought it mite be fun ok il start

if u didnt close yur eyes when u sneezed they wud pop out!"

Not true my friend.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"seen this on the english thread thought it mite be fun ok il start

if u didnt close yur eyes when u sneezed they wud pop out!

Not true my friend.......

actually its a fact!! google it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"seen this on the english thread thought it mite be fun ok il start

if u didnt close yur eyes when u sneezed they wud pop out!

Not true my friend.......

when u sneeze yur eyes automatically close!its a natural reaction of the human body!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Fact ... I am the only non Irish person in this thread..( tho my family are from limerick)... So I'm a plastic...doh!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"seen this on the english thread thought it mite be fun ok il start

if u didnt close yur eyes when u sneezed they wud pop out!

Not true my friend.......

when u sneeze yur eyes automatically close!its a natural reaction of the human body!"

No..really..a guy at work can do it....I've seen it...promise..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seen this on the english thread thought it mite be fun ok il start

if u didnt close yur eyes when u sneezed they wud pop out!

Not true my friend.......

actually its a fact!! google it

No its not

Actually you close your eyes when you sneeze purely as a result of an involuntary body reaction

The eyes popping out is a complete myth which has been debunked many a time

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"seen this on the english thread thought it mite be fun ok il start

if u didnt close yur eyes when u sneezed they wud pop out!

Not true my friend.......

actually its a fact!! google it

No its not

Actually you close your eyes when you sneeze purely as a result of an involuntary body reaction

The eyes popping out is a complete myth which has been debunked many a time"

My friend Neil does it...it's a strain...but it's possible...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"seen this on the english thread thought it mite be fun ok il start

if u didnt close yur eyes when u sneezed they wud pop out!

Not true my friend.......

actually its a fact!! google it

No its not

Actually you close your eyes when you sneeze purely as a result of an involuntary body reaction

The eyes popping out is a complete myth which has been debunked many a time"

thts why its an involuntary reaction!everything happens for a reason!i believe its true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i believe miss plum eyes tightly shut for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fact ... I am the only non Irish person in this thread..( tho my family are from limerick)... So I'm a plastic...doh!"

Not a fact as I'm not Irish...sorry!

(and for the pedants I'm also not from Northern Ireland either!)

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. lucky fuckers.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Women have shorter feet than men. The reason for this is so that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink while washing the dishes.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Gotta say.......

You loonies have made me laugh with this thread...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The biggest difference between men and women is what they mean when they say...

"I got through a whole box of tissues watching that movie"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My knob is the same length as two argos pens.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm banned from argos

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 14/04/13 10:18:23]

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