FabSwingers.com forum: chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cmon let's have the best chat up lines you have had the ones that make you laugh or cringe.

Or the ones that just leave you baffled.!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you dont sweat much for a fat bird :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this b4 can't 4get it for all wrong reasons but made me laugh

" are your parents retarded cos you sure look special to me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/13 16:57:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is......... pleased to meet you, meat to please you. Did not get it at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is......... pleased to meet you, meat to please you. Did not get it at the time.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Be Jaysus, you don't sweat much for a fat girl!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Be Jaysus, you don't sweat much for a fat girl!""
that already been said copy cat

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Damn.. My apologies. I thought I had read through them all but I hadn't!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Would you like to come to a funeral? I'm hoping to bury the baldy lad!"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Jaysus. You've put a horn on me that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry"

To be fair though, that's more of a polite compliment than a chat up line, but I'm sure it would have the desired effect anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Jaysus. You've put a horn on me that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry"

To be fair though, that's more of a polite compliment than a chat up line, but I'm sure it would have the desired effect anyway. "
Is it ha ha not sure how to take that

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""Jaysus. You've put a horn on me that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry"

Is it ha ha not sure how to take that "

On all fours would be good for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did u fall frm heaven?cos yur face is pretty messed up

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"did u fall frm heaven?cos yur face is pretty messed up

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hahahahhaha new take on that on pmsl

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

get ur coat youve pulled

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

ah chat up lines! bit like assholes mostly, every bodys got one, and they're over used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes at like spanners try tighten my nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your eyes at like spanners try tighten my nuts!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby! Did u fart? Cause u blow me away ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby! Did u fart? Cause u blow me away ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey are ur feet tired ? Cause u have been running through my head all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said u had a great body, would u hold it against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wish u were a door so i cud bang u all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey great legs,what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wish u were a door so i cud bang u all day

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lol

My magic watch says u have no knickers on, she replies; I do !

Damn my watch is 15 minutes fast !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wish u were a door so i cud bang u all day

lol

My magic watch says u have no knickers on, she replies; I do !

Damn my watch is 15 minutes fast !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wish u were a door so i cud bang u all day

lol

My magic watch says u have no knickers on, she replies; I do !

Damn my watch is 15 minutes fast !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs love, what time they open at!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my love for u is like diarrheoa i just cant hold it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice legs love, what time they open at!!"

i said tht copy cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my love for u is like diarrheoa i just cant hold it in

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hee hee nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice legs love, what time they open at!!

i said tht copy cat

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speaking of legs, the word for today is legs!! Come back to my place and let's spread the word

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

you must have a mirror in your knickers because I can see my myself in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this rag smell like chloroform to u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sumone really said this to me " yur dad must have been a baker cos u have a luvly set of buns"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/13 20:18:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to u?

dont get tht one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally!!!! A forum that had us all smiling,

))

Ur soooo beautiful u made me forget my pick up line

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to u?

dont get tht one

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huh manix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a last resort one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She then smells the rag and u carry her home lol

duuuu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She then smells the rag and u carry her home lol

duuuu

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ohhhhh la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet u a euro I can kiss u on the lips without touching them, then give her a juicy kiss and then pay up , oupps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like me to sweet talk you?? Drop yer snickers yer bounty luv it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That top of yours will look lovely on my bedroom floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/13 20:41:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cock just died,can i bury it in yur vagina?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did u sit on a pile of sugar cos u have a pretty sweet ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van"

haha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Your eyelids are like petals

Bicycle petals!

It doesn't work when you write it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not d*unk im just intoxicated by you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to tell u what people are saying behind ur back, nice ass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u mind if I hang out here till its safe to go back where I farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember my name cause you'll be screaming it later on

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By *ubzrMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I love every bone in your body - especially mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are u frm ireland?cos my dicks-a-dublin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put liquid paper on a bee, but it died!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have seen better legs on a coffee table!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice legs love, what time they open at!!

i said tht copy cat

So ya did,,my apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/13 23:51:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl ur so hot my zipper is falling for u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jasus that's a fine pair of legs ya have there girl,then again you'd need em with the size of that ass!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use ur index finger to call the girl over and say, I used my finger to make u come imagine what I can do with my whole hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u get those pants on sale ( why?) cause at my house the'd be 100 per cent off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God your eyes are like spanners

Why??

Because everytime u look at me my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello miss , do u give head to strangers? No, well then, allow me to introduce myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U aint the hottest girl here tonite, but beauty is only a light switch away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this said to me "Here Luv could you lift ur foot ur standin on my dick" haha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 10/04/13 09:33:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this said to me "Here Luv could you lift ur foot ur standin on my dick" haha "
hee hee what was ur reply?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Do you sleep on your belly? Would you mind if I did?

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

If you were a snot, you would be the first one id pick lol

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to u?

BRILLIANT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to u?

Now THAT is fckn funny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this said to me "Here Luv could you lift ur foot ur standin on my dick" haha hee hee what was ur reply?

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I replied funny I never felt a thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this said to me "Here Luv could you lift ur foot ur standin on my dick" haha hee hee what was ur reply?

I replied funny I never felt a thing lol "
hee hee, u should of said, if it was any good it would have been erect instead of limp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this said to me "Here Luv could you lift ur foot ur standin on my dick" haha hee hee what was ur reply?

I replied funny I never felt a thing lol hee hee, u should of said, if it was any good it would have been erect instead of limp

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pmsl nah if it hada been erect he woulda been in the Olympics lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

" nah if it hada been erect he woulda been in the Olympics lol "

So many sports as well.. pole vault, javelin, fencing, golf (2016), as well as non Olympics sports such as snooker, baseball, hurling, granny tripping, eye poking, fly swatting. I could go on..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I forgot about the relay race, although that could get messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

umm...one i would use alot would be " you are dangerous for me"..wait for response of why" cause you have all those curves and i have no breaks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot about the relay race, although that could get messy

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Haha geez ull be getting Sue Barkers job on a question of sport next lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me if I'm wrong but Is you're name Helga Titsbottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there beautiful

If you were a door id bang you all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd def kick you out of bed !!

Just so I could fuck you on the floor

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

think i like the last 2!! my kinda thing;-) straight to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ever seen a dick in space? wanna see mine in ur anus

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By *o1mMan
over a year ago

behind you, lol

Wanna see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well here I am, now what are your other two wishes?

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

while your down there..

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By *o1mMan
over a year ago

behind you, lol

Are you as dirty as your sisters?

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

I suppose a ride is outta question.

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By *o1mMan
over a year ago

behind you, lol

Put out or get out. Lmao

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

i wouldnt kick u out the bed for farting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners.... Everytime I look a ya my.nuts get tighter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't forget my name u will be screaming it later.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

id eat chips out of ur knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is that a ruler in your pocket or you just glad to see me.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

are you cold or are you just happy to see me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my phone number can I have yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mouth's like a chicken coop..my cock just wants to get in it

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

"hey great legs,what time do they open?"

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

nice shoes......you wanna fuck

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Would you like to be buried with my people. ..

Today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to try a cheesy chat up line on you, I'd rather get straight to my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The names Bond, uni-bond, I'm here to fill yer crack in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hotter than a Baghdad Tuesday!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The names Bond, uni-bond, I'm here to fill yer crack in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red violets are blue pull dwn yur knickers and give us a screw

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By *mYourDirtySecretMan
over a year ago

north west

call me fred flintstone...... cause i can make ur bedrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The names Bond, uni-bond, I'm here to fill yer crack in!!

I used to be called uni-bond on here lol

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By *o1mMan
over a year ago

behind you, lol

Wanna play carpenter? First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Ivy is twisted,

Bend over girl,

You're about to get fisted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats up love are they HANDLEBARS OR HIPS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats up love are they HANDLEBARS OR HIPS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat up lines can be misleading but a look can speak a thousand words

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