FabSwingers.com forum: Dad jokes

By *uzy24 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Been a while since I seen a forum post about dad jokes

Here's one to start off

What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philipe Fallop.

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By *iach1Man
14 weeks ago

Drogheda

Why did the whale blush..it saw the oceans bottom

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By *ofusplusCouple
14 weeks ago

Limerick

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, just a little wine.

What did the alien say to the landscaper? Take me to your er.

Me: “I want to write when I grow up.”

Dad: “Why don’t you left instead?”

Love me dads and dad jokes

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By *iach1Man
14 weeks ago

Drogheda

My parents raised me as an only child..it really pissed off my sister

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By *uzy24 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Belfast

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, just a little wine.

What did the alien say to the landscaper? Take me to your er.

Me: “I want to write when I grow up.”

Dad: “Why don’t you left instead?”

Love me dads and dad jokes

That last joke took me a minute lol

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By *onewolf84Man
14 weeks ago

North cork

Why did Adele cross the road.

To say hello from the other side.

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By *essieandMessyCouple
14 weeks ago

Northside

I got a new magic dog, he's a labra-kad-abra-dor

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By *amon.dMan
14 weeks ago

antrim

What do you call a man with a 2inch penis?

Justin

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
14 weeks ago

kinda dublin

I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do he laughes.

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By *amon.dMan
14 weeks ago

antrim

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

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By *of spadesMan
14 weeks ago

Kilkenny

What do you call a man with a gun?

Eamonn

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
14 weeks ago

kinkytown

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.

Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.

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By *panking masterMan
14 weeks ago

Washington

"Been a while since I seen a forum post about dad jokes

Here's one to start off

What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philipe Fallop."
what lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

nervous wreck,,,

what do you call a man with a spade in his head??

dug

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By *asual777Man
14 weeks ago

i travel all over

What did jay z call his wife before they got married ?

Feyonce

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
14 weeks ago

Limerick

Dad what's a forklift

Food usually 😃

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I have a step ladder. I've never seen my real ladder.

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By *panishRebelMan
14 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet.

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By *panishRebelMan
14 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

What’s the least spoken language? Sign language.

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By *panishRebelMan
14 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a cat? Claude.

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By *panishRebelMan
14 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

What’s brown and sticky? A stick

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By *eadMeisterMan
14 weeks ago

Blanchardstown

What do you call a weekend that's feeling sad?

A blue weekend (wkd)

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By *panishRebelMan
14 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Drinking non alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister.....it tastes the same but feels so wrong.....

It's just a joke 😧😇🤣

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By *rnicaMan
13 weeks ago

The Great Outdoors

"Drinking non alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister.....it tastes the same but feels so wrong.....

It's just a joke 😧😇🤣"

Oww 😲 Pushing the boat out with that one (he cries in feigned outrage 😁)

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By *rnicaMan
13 weeks ago

The Great Outdoors

What cheese would you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

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By *rnicaMan
13 weeks ago

The Great Outdoors

I thought I saw the golf ball getting closer... And then it hit me.

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By *ezoMan
13 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Did you know French fries were not cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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By *eebl6666Man
13 weeks ago

castlebar

"Did you know French fries were not cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece."
I had a joke but this one mind wiped me 😂

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By *ust M.A.IMan
13 weeks ago

Mullingar

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

No one would pay 100 euro to see a lentil

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Thailand is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're going to get nuts

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlayWoman
13 weeks ago

borderarea

What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother??

Pooh - Nanny

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere

Hope the Op is keeping all these jokes in a Dad-a-base

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

What did they call postman pat when he retired?

Pat

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By *ORDERMANMan
13 weeks ago

wrexham

"What did they call postman pat when he retired?

Pat"

One of my all time favourites..

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By *rnicaMan
13 weeks ago

The Great Outdoors

The past, the present and that future all walked into a bar...

...man it was tense.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

f(x)= 2x-1 walks into a bar, the Bar man says "we don't do functions"

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By *ezoMan
13 weeks ago

The Kingdom

"Did you know French fries were not cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

I had a joke but this one mind wiped me 😂"

I had a joke on pizza bit it was too cheesy.

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By *heBlowinsCouple
13 weeks ago

West Cork

Ahhh such great ones on this thread!!

Our fave one ever:

Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their ships?

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So they can Scandinavian! 😄😄

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By *panishRebelMan
13 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Ahhh such great ones on this thread!!

Our fave one ever:

Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their ships?

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That reminds me of one .......,,.............

A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette.

It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and covered his cigarette so he could continue smoking.

Now the Dane was wondering what it was because his cigarette was drenched and he couldn’t smoke it anymore. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some.

“They’re called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.”

The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for some condoms.

The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. The Dane thought for a while and then replied: “Ones that fit on a Camel.”

So they can Scandinavian! 😄😄"

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By *syEazyMan
11 weeks ago

guernsey

I met chess grandmaster Gary Casperov in a cafe, I asked him to pass me the salt and pepper, it took him 26 minutes

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By *asuallyChilledMan
11 weeks ago

Drogheda

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By *asuallyChilledMan
11 weeks ago

Drogheda

Never buy a pair of trousers in the South of France!

Their either Toulon or Toulouse 🥁

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By *rialbyfire1235Man
11 weeks ago

South KK

My friend was changing a tyre when he dropped the car on his foot.

Now he needs a toe.

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By *asuallyChilledMan
11 weeks ago

Drogheda

What do you call an Irishman who hangs from the ceiling?

Seán D'Olier

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By *asuallyChilledMan
11 weeks ago

Drogheda

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?

Rick O'Shea

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By *uddlyBear1972Man
11 weeks ago

Just inside the Pale

I played poker with a deck of tarot cards, I got a full house then 4 people died.

I was a trampoline salesman - it had it's up and downs.

I was going to join the debating team but somebody talked me out of it

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By *attooYouMan
11 weeks ago

just about northside

Did you hear about the magic cow. It went down the road and turned into a field.

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