FabSwingers.com forum: What have you learned from the Olympics?

By *ittleBoPeeping OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Most interesting fact so far, if not ever...

.. a badminton shuttlecock is made from 16 feathers from the left wing of a goose.

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere

Having a big dick isnt all it's cracked up to be when you're a pole vaulter

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere

"Most interesting fact so far, if not ever...

.. a badminton shuttlecock is made from 16 feathers from the left wing of a goose.

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Typical....the right wing always cause problems

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock

That jokes about a male athletes body are hilarious but one's about female athletes are not

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere

"That jokes about a male athletes body are hilarious but one's about female athletes are not"

Was only talking about this yesterday and thinking back to the jokes about Fatima Whitbread when she was in The Olympics in 84 and 88

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By *chochamberWoman
13 weeks ago

Munster

Nike (apparently) sent 5 tailors over to ensure all Nike garments were bespoke fit, for the USA athletes.

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By *en474Man
13 weeks ago

antrim

I’ve learnt how much I love camel toes xxx

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By *og2018Man
13 weeks ago

Letterkenny

Ireland has won more gold medals in this year's Olympics than all the Olympics from 1960-1992 combined.

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By *s LollyWoman
13 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

That if id kept up the running year's ago instead of give it up id still never make the Olympics 🏃🤭

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By *ittleBoPeeping OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Nike (apparently) sent 5 tailors over to ensure all Nike garments were bespoke fit, for the USA athletes.

Ralph Lauren as well, and another I can't remember.

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By *addyseeds.ieMan
13 weeks ago

Gorey, Enniscorthy

That spending 1.4 billion € to clean the Seine, it was not enough to make it safe for swimming

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By *eralt80Man
13 weeks ago

cork

That it’s nice the see other countries break through and win medals instead if the usual US, China

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By *adger BrocMan
13 weeks ago

Co. Cork

The Ilen is the name of the river that flows through Skibbereen.

🚣‍♂️🥇

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
13 weeks ago

Essex

Today I Learned.. in Olympic skateboarding “huge backside air” gets you a standing Ovation. In bed it just gets you a night on the couch!

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By *oo32Man
13 weeks ago

tipperary

The USA basketball team spent millions on hotels and food for the team and coaches, due to the inadequate accommodation and grub the Olympic Village was providing

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By *s LollyWoman
13 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Today I Learned.. in Olympic skateboarding “huge backside air” gets you a standing Ovation. In bed it just gets you a night on the couch!"

Haha that made me LOL 😅🙈

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By *lutterFlyWoman
13 weeks ago

Near Belfast

I learned that the 2024 Paris Olympics provided 300,000 free condoms to athletes in the Olympic Village, which is enough for almost two condoms per day of the games.

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By *ittleBoPeeping OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"I learned that the 2024 Paris Olympics provided 300,000 free condoms to athletes in the Olympic Village, which is enough for almost two condoms per day of the games.

Yet gave them cardboard beds specifically so they couldn't have sex.

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By *oldgent73Man
13 weeks ago

dublin

Nothing!

The results for the blindfolded wanking finals have not been released.

Nobody knows where they came

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By *chochamberWoman
13 weeks ago

Munster

He he he he heeee

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By *ind PaddyMan
13 weeks ago

South County Dublin

I'm too old to compete in the Olympics. I'll try la 2028

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By *indenMan
13 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

That the disciplines of jumping to conclusions and onto bandwagons have no regulations……

She’s a woman…. 🥊

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
13 weeks ago

City Centre

"That the disciplines of jumping to conclusions and onto bandwagons have no regulations……

She’s a woman…. 🥊

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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By *ilderMan
13 weeks ago

dublin

"The USA basketball team spent millions on hotels and food for the team and coaches, due to the inadequate accommodation and grub the Olympic Village was providing"

More likely it was due to the USA basketball team being pampered rich divas I would have thought...

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By *3nsesMan
13 weeks ago

Dublin

Peole don't know the difference between a knee and penis.

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Dublin

"The USA basketball team spent millions on hotels and food for the team and coaches, due to the inadequate accommodation and grub the Olympic Village was providing

More likely it was due to the USA basketball team being pampered rich divas I would have thought... "

There was alot of others from teams that didn’t stay! The rooms were awful

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By *ermbiMan
13 weeks ago

Ballyshannon

The Irish cycling team is the only team competing which does not have a velodrome on home soil

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By *j69funCouple
13 weeks ago

kildare

Timmy McCrathy is the best basketball commentator at the Olympics

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By *astelloWoman
13 weeks ago

Far far away

Simone Biles is under 5ft..and a super star. All hail to the lil people. #foundmytribe

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By *ogladyWoman
13 weeks ago

The bog

Absolutely nothing cause I haven't seen a b9ot of it..

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By *eijaWoman
13 weeks ago

City Centre

That 'ARENA' swimshorts when wet look transparent

Haha

But most importantly that we have some amazing Olympians and I am proud to be Irish 💚

B x

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
13 weeks ago

Tipperary

Not new but boxing is corrupt and will eventually be removed from the Olympics which is sad to see.

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
13 weeks ago

Ennis

That the organisers did not anticipate how many eggs per day athletes consume and that there was an egg shortage

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By *panishRebelMan
13 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Timmy McCrathy is the best basketball commentator at the Olympics "

I absolutely agree. He's like a radio commentator. You could enjoy the game and feel the trill just listening with eyes closed to him.

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By *ynecplCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

That my PB in the 800mtrs would have placed me second in the woman's event.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
13 weeks ago

Lucan

That when journalists tell you before the opening ceremony that the irish team's outfits for the ceremony are stunning, incredible, magnificent, eye catching, etc, maybe take that with a pinch of salt.

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By *exnssstuffCouple
13 weeks ago

a land far, far away

That Fabbing should be a fully recognised snd accredited Olympic sport!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

That French business owners are calling it "Le flop" because restaurants and hotels are half empty and tickets for many events are still available on resale.

Flights to Paris are going for €30-€40 and hotels are available for €70-€80 per night according to Simon Calder.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

Never watch sailing! They fart about for 45 minutes then the wind dies down and the race is called off. There should be swim race to the finish line if there is no wind.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
13 weeks ago

Lucan

"Never watch sailing! They fart about for 45 minutes then the wind dies down and the race is called off. There should be swim race to the finish line through shark and crocodile infested water, while carrying 20kg of raw meat on their back if there is no wind. "

Can't argue with that.

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By *oo32Man
13 weeks ago

tipperary

There's lads going round now that are boxing,running and rowing experts,

They we're racing experts last week for galway

And will be on to soccer shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

That the Irish were always good at fighting and riding now its just fighting

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By *ermbiMan
13 weeks ago

Ballyshannon

If you take a tumble in the 5000m and appeal it you will still get through to the final.

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By *ermbiMan
13 weeks ago

Ballyshannon

Ireland is 12th in the medals table!

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By *ubadubdubWoman
13 weeks ago

Hereabouts

That repechage means second chance

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
13 weeks ago

Essex

Fab now has an Olympic medalist!!

*no, we will not tell you name, age, gender, sport or nation… but they do have a v.cute bum 🤫

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By *ushin realityCouple
13 weeks ago

swords

That Bob's your Uncle and Fanny's your Aunt🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *panishRebelMan
13 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"That Bob's your Uncle and Fanny's your Aunt🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Goodnight Irene

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By *panishRebelMan
13 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Fab now has an Olympic medalist!!

*no, we will not tell you name, age, gender, sport or nation… but they do have a v.cute bum 🤫"

AHH now.... you've set the cats hunting the pigeons.

What about a country? 🤣😇

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By *inkykitten999Woman
13 weeks ago

cork

every sentence from the equestrian competition can be used in the bedroom also x

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

not just the bedroom 😜

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By *indenMan
13 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I learned that I didn’t know I wanted to be cremated but apparently I do, and to have my ashes scattered into the ladies long jump sand pit…..

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By *ofusplusCouple
13 weeks ago

Limerick

"I learned that I didn’t know I wanted to be cremated but apparently I do, and to have my ashes scattered into the ladies long jump sand pit….."

Not the beach volleyball court?🤔

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By *ofusplusCouple
13 weeks ago

Limerick

That you get a green, yellow or red card for a false start

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By *ofusplusCouple
13 weeks ago

Limerick

"That French business owners are calling it "Le flop" because restaurants and hotels are half empty and tickets for many events are still available on resale.

Flights to Paris are going for €30-€40 and hotels are available for €70-€80 per night according to Simon Calder. "

Apparently the full access entry ticket cost €10k so there was little money left for flights and hotels anyway

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By *og-ManMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere

That the Irish can get tickets for absolutely everything and that no matter the result a young woman from Tallaght is an absolute superstar

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By *indenMan
13 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I learned that I didn’t know I wanted to be cremated but apparently I do, and to have my ashes scattered into the ladies long jump sand pit…..

Not the beach volleyball court?🤔"

I did consider that option but felt it would be too close to being alive where the ladies would spend more time walking all over me than sitting on my face…….😭😭😭😋😬

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
13 weeks ago

Essex

"I learned that I didn’t know I wanted to be cremated but apparently I do, and to have my ashes scattered into the ladies long jump sand pit…..

Not the beach volleyball court?🤔

I did consider that option but felt it would be too close to being alive where the ladies would spend more time walking all over me than sitting on my face…….😭😭😭😋😬"

#youWinTheInternet 🫡

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By *indenMan
13 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I learned that I didn’t know I wanted to be cremated but apparently I do, and to have my ashes scattered into the ladies long jump sand pit…..

Not the beach volleyball court?🤔

I did consider that option but felt it would be too close to being alive where the ladies would spend more time walking all over me than sitting on my face…….😭😭😭😋😬

#youWinTheInternet 🫡"

Just my luck, and winning the internet isn’t even an Olympic sport yet, typical……

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock

"I learned that I didn’t know I wanted to be cremated but apparently I do, and to have my ashes scattered into the ladies long jump sand pit…..

Not the beach volleyball court?🤔

I did consider that option but felt it would be too close to being alive where the ladies would spend more time walking all over me than sitting on my face…….😭😭😭😋😬

#youWinTheInternet 🫡

Just my luck, and winning the internet isn’t even an Olympic sport yet, typical……

There is break dancing literally just give it 4 years.......

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By *indenMan
13 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I learned that I didn’t know I wanted to be cremated but apparently I do, and to have my ashes scattered into the ladies long jump sand pit…..

Not the beach volleyball court?🤔

I did consider that option but felt it would be too close to being alive where the ladies would spend more time walking all over me than sitting on my face…….😭😭😭😋😬

#youWinTheInternet 🫡

Just my luck, and winning the internet isn’t even an Olympic sport yet, typical……

There is break dancing literally just give it 4 years......."

I’ve been eyeing up the pistol shooting after seeing that man from Turkey…… 🔫 🎯

I might have a go at that, is there any testing involved?……

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Dublin

"I learned that I didn’t know I wanted to be cremated but apparently I do, and to have my ashes scattered into the ladies long jump sand pit…..

Not the beach volleyball court?🤔

I did consider that option but felt it would be too close to being alive where the ladies would spend more time walking all over me than sitting on my face…….😭😭😭😋😬

#youWinTheInternet 🫡

Just my luck, and winning the internet isn’t even an Olympic sport yet, typical……

There is break dancing literally just give it 4 years......."

Breakdancing is gone for LA possibly 2032

Only thing I learnt aside from how fuckin amazing all our 133 athletes are is that watering down the events takes away a lot of the fun

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
13 weeks ago

Essex

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
13 weeks ago

Essex

"Only thing I learnt aside from how fuckin amazing all our 133 athletes are is that watering down the events takes away a lot of the fun "

True, Although it’s been a game changer since they started watering down the Swimming 🤭

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By *panishRebelMan
13 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Only thing I learnt aside from how fuckin amazing all our 133 athletes are is that watering down the events takes away a lot of the fun

True, Although it’s been a game changer since they started watering down the Swimming 🤭"

Very slick wet comment!

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By *essieandMessyCouple
13 weeks ago

Northside

That there's stuff out there that I didn't even know was a sport. We could be world class but never got to try half of them in school 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

That I'm lazy, too lazy infact.

I'd come fourth in an event just to save me walking to the podium.

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By *og-ManMan
12 weeks ago

somewhere

That the Irish Cyclist saw the same video of the chinese ice skater that's been doing the rounds

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By *on Juan the MADridMan
12 weeks ago

Lisbon/ North England/ Wales/ Madrid/

Simone’s Biles early life story or how to make opportunities from the difficulties.

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By *eangivesithardMan
12 weeks ago

monaghan

"The Irish cycling team is the only team competing which does not have a velodrome on home soil"
there are 7 outdoor ones just none indoor

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By *asual777Man
12 weeks ago

i travel all over

If you work really hard , at something you have a natural gift for , you could end up being elite at it

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By *rRiosMan
12 weeks ago

dublin

Snoop Dog is the most unlikely poster bit of it

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By *og-ManMan
12 weeks ago

somewhere

Are there any decent french bands at all

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By *eestar10Man
12 weeks ago

cavan

That watching Sharlene mawdesly is bad for my health

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By *og-ManMan
12 weeks ago

somewhere

That watching Team Ireland can bring you back to The Glory days of our football team

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By *asual777Man
12 weeks ago

i travel all over

"Are there any decent french bands at all "

Christine and the Queens

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By *og-ManMan
12 weeks ago

somewhere

"Are there any decent french bands at all

Christine and the Queens "

One song and they split up I think

Mind you she could have been in the breaking competition

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
12 weeks ago

Essex

"Are there any decent french bands at all

Christine and the Queens

One song and they split up I think

Mind you she could have been in the breaking competition

Having watched Australia’s RayGun I think we could all have been 🤣 #nilPoints

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
12 weeks ago

City Centre

That as a child I thought it was 6 weeks long and as an adult the sadness that it's only 2

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By *xxman2019Man
12 weeks ago

kilkenny

Don't swim in the River Seine you may come out with 3 arms one leg bulging eye sockets and no penis 😂

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
12 weeks ago

The West

I have learned that the Olympics, as a spectator competition, is not great for Boob men.

But for Ass men, it's the promised land!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

That my dog can break dance better than the Australians

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