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"I'll go first - Say Hi if you want a true olympian, because I always go for gold in the bedroom. 🤭" Tbh the "Hi" would have been a better effort... Your never getting a meet as a single man | |||
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"I'll go first - Say Hi if you want a true olympian, because I always go for gold in the bedroom. 🤭" Reminds me of the joke about the fella who bought the Olympic condoms . He arrived home all excited to show his wife . She says well let's see them them so he produces 10 gold condoms from a package. She said pity you didn't get silver and come second for a change | |||
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"I'll go first - Say Hi if you want a true olympian, because I always go for gold in the bedroom. 🤭 Reminds me of the joke about the fella who bought the Olympic condoms . He arrived home all excited to show his wife . She says well let's see them them so he produces 10 gold condoms from a package. She said pity you didn't get silver and come second for a change " 😁😆😁 | |||
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"I'll go first - Say Hi if you want a true olympian, because I always go for gold in the bedroom. 🤭 Tbh the "Hi" would have been a better effort... Your never getting a meet as a single man" What about this one - wanna snort a line from my dick... I heard that one today 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'll go first - Say Hi if you want a true olympian, because I always go for gold in the bedroom. 🤭 Reminds me of the joke about the fella who bought the Olympic condoms . He arrived home all excited to show his wife . She says well let's see them them so he produces 10 gold condoms from a package. She said pity you didn't get silver and come second for a change " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 to be honest I would have replied same! | |||
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"I'll go first - Say Hi if you want a true olympian, because I always go for gold in the bedroom. 🤭 Reminds me of the joke about the fella who bought the Olympic condoms . He arrived home all excited to show his wife . She says well let's see them them so he produces 10 gold condoms from a package. She said pity you didn't get silver and come second for a change 🤣🤣🤣🤣 to be honest I would have replied same! " Think most ladies would 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I usually just go with the standard Um... I've noticed you around I find you very attractive Um... Would you go to bed with me?" Very familiar  | |||
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"I'll go first - Say Hi if you want a true olympian, because I always go for gold in the bedroom. 🤭 Tbh the "Hi" would have been a better effort... Your never getting a meet as a single man What about this one - wanna snort a line from my dick... I heard that one today 🤣🤣" That's a winner 🤣 | |||
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"How about "I've a pain in my balls just looking at you, please put me out of this misery and allow me to buy you a coffee?" I ld respond to that. " Because who doesn't want free yummy coffee!! Ps: I don't drink coffee...🫡 | |||
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"How about "I've a pain in my balls just looking at you, please put me out of this misery and allow me to buy you a coffee?" I ld respond to that. Because who doesn't want free yummy coffee!! Ps: I don't drink coffee...🫡" Substitute coffee for a vit hit. Delightful way to pass 20 minutes. | |||
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"I usually just go with the standard Um... I've noticed you around I find you very attractive Um... Would you go to bed with me? Very familiar "Straight to the point though.. can't beat that  | |||
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"I hate one word messages. Hi. Hey. I feel like if you can't be arsed to form an actual message why should I be arsed reading it. Best messages are Hi, I noticed X, Y or Z on your profile and found that interesting. I'm an (insert descriptive paragraph) and I'd like to chat more and see if we align. " I don't reply to one words. Simply delete the message, unread. Like what's the point?! Anyone who's willing to say hello and maybe reference something from my profile proves they've actually read it and are prepared to make a small bit of effort at basic communication. | |||
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"To be fair I think every single first message I've received from a woman or a couple was a simple 'hi, how are you.' So I think the problem with simple messages from guys is not so much content but the sheer volume of similar ones. " The vast majority of the ones I get are similar. Some turn out ok but many are expecting me to carry the conversation. The ones that stand out in a good way are the ones that don't introduce themselves but just jump in almost as if we are mid conversation. | |||
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"Obviously I'm not talking about the messages that say 'nice tits, love to blow my load on them.' Not everyone can craft a smooth message like that " 🤣🤣🤣 plenty on here do a fine job with messages like that 🙈 | |||
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"To be fair I think every single first message I've received from a woman or a couple was a simple 'hi, how are you.' So I think the problem with simple messages from guys is not so much content but the sheer volume of similar ones. The vast majority of the ones I get are similar. Some turn out ok but many are expecting me to carry the conversation. The ones that stand out in a good way are the ones that don't introduce themselves but just jump in almost as if we are mid conversation." And this is pretty much how I approach messaging. If it feels natural to to send the message I feel there's a good chance of a response | |||
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"To be fair I think every single first message I've received from a woman or a couple was a simple 'hi, how are you.' So I think the problem with simple messages from guys is not so much content but the sheer volume of similar ones. The vast majority of the ones I get are similar. Some turn out ok but many are expecting me to carry the conversation. The ones that stand out in a good way are the ones that don't introduce themselves but just jump in almost as if we are mid conversation. And this is pretty much how I approach messaging. If it feels natural to to send the message I feel there's a good chance of a response " ☝️☝️ If you have to work hard to come up with something to say why bother | |||
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