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By *uzy24 OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

Belfast

You have 10 minutes to hide a paperclip that they won't find. Where do you hide it?

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere

Sellotaped to the underside of my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"You have 10 minutes to hide a paperclip that they won't find. Where do you hide it? "

Ideally up my bum but if needed the Jap’s eye

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By *rRiosMan
30 weeks ago

dublin


"You have 10 minutes to hide a paperclip that they won't find. Where do you hide it? "

If they won’t find it, why do you care? Sorry

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By *uzy24 OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

Belfast


"You have 10 minutes to hide a paperclip that they won't find. Where do you hide it?

If they won’t find it, why do you care? Sorry "

Just interesting to see where people would hide things thats all

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By *uzy24 OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

Belfast


"Sellotaped to the underside of my balls "

Yea nobody would look there lol but meant a good hiding spot in the house. Surely they would do a full body search

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By *he KakapoMan
30 weeks ago

A nice rock

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By *he KakapoMan
30 weeks ago

A nice rock

In my jumbo box of paperclips

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By *rRiosMan
30 weeks ago

dublin


"You have 10 minutes to hide a paperclip that they won't find. Where do you hide it?

If they won’t find it, why do you care? Sorry

Just interesting to see where people would hide things thats all

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Ah I was just teasing based on the phrasing. I’m sure someone will say “with the rest of my paper clips”

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By *uzy24 OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

Belfast


"You have 10 minutes to hide a paperclip that they won't find. Where do you hide it?

If they won’t find it, why do you care? Sorry

Just interesting to see where people would hide things thats all

Ah I was just teasing based on the phrasing. I’m sure someone will say “with the rest of my paper clips” "

Awk no I didn't think of that. I would stick it on the inside of the hotpress blanket thingy in the attic. Would be the last place they would look

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
30 weeks ago

There and Here

In one of the cat litter trays

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By *uzy24 OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

Belfast


"In my jumbo box of paperclips"

Should have seen that coming 🙈

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By *exyScientistsCouple
30 weeks ago

Castlebar

In the gravy granules

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By *rRiosMan
30 weeks ago

dublin

Serious answer, if it can’t leave the house, up the water pipe! As in, in the tap. Straighten it out and slide it in

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere

Pushed into a bar of soap except I don't have a bar of soap in the house

Who has soap for Gods sake

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By *uzy24 OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

Belfast


"Serious answer, if it can’t leave the house, up the water pipe! As in, in the tap. Straighten it out and slide it in "

That's what she said 😏

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By *s LollyWoman
30 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Pushed into a bar of soap except I don't have a bar of soap in the house

Who has soap for Gods sake "

I always use carbolic soap😆

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere


"Pushed into a bar of soap except I don't have a bar of soap in the house

Who has soap for Gods sake

I always use carbolic soap😆"

Lets me honest you could lift a boob and hide the paperclip under there

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By *ollingwood69Man
30 weeks ago

Cork

Heat it push it inside a candle ???

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
30 weeks ago

ireland

Stick it to a fridge magnet !

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
30 weeks ago

belfast

In my fab inbox, hasn’t been disturbed in years

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By *elloMarylouWoman
30 weeks ago

mayo

Pull the lead out of a pencil and putting the straightened paperclip in.

I have soap. Love soap

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By *haosQueenWoman
30 weeks ago

Galway

Its now an earring. Even better if I have something to dangle off of it. Plain sight is alwas the best hiding place.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
30 weeks ago

..

use it to tie your hair up in a bob they'll never think of there unless you take a fency to one of em and decide to flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"You have 10 minutes to hide a paperclip that they won't find. Where do you hide it? "

Nowhere , because what's wrong with having paperclips 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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By *ohnny5300Man
30 weeks ago

castlebar

I'd straighten it out and throw it into a haystack

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By *antra MassageMan
30 weeks ago

city

Straighten it, and push it inside an egg in the fridge.

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By *ubberNumbersCouple
30 weeks ago

dublin

Taped to a helium balloon and popped out the window. 😉

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
30 weeks ago

Home

Septic tank

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By *unwexcplCouple
30 weeks ago

Gorey


"Pushed into a bar of soap except I don't have a bar of soap in the house

Who has soap for Gods sake

I always use carbolic soap😆"

Same here. Getting harder to buy but a place in Wexford town still has it

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
30 weeks ago

kinda dublin


"Pushed into a bar of soap except I don't have a bar of soap in the house

Who has soap for Gods sake "

Ah such a feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish off that miserable remanent of a piece of soap, followed by the pleasure of opening up a crisp fresh bar. It can't be compared with just getting a new thing of shower gel. Soap is the job

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
30 weeks ago

kinda dublin


"Pushed into a bar of soap except I don't have a bar of soap in the house

Who has soap for Gods sake

I always use carbolic soap😆

Same here. Getting harder to buy but a place in Wexford town still has it "

Just bought a pack from Amazon after reading this 😂

Wanna see what the fuss is about. Reminds me of Euthymol toothpaste. That stuff is the boss!

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
30 weeks ago

kinda dublin

To answer the question, I'd take off an electrical socket, straighten out the clip, and push it into the insulation behind the plasterboard.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
30 weeks ago

kinkytown

In the kitchen cupboard of doom. If I can't find anything in it they definitely won't.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
30 weeks ago

There and Here

In my oldest's bedroom. The police would take one look in there and probably decide to hand in their notice

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By *oo32Man
30 weeks ago

tipperary

Light the stove....put in the bottom box

Or put into the oven with something that's cooking

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere


"In my oldest's bedroom. The police would take one look in there and probably decide to hand in their notice "

I have 2 that you could eat the dinner off the floor in their bedroom

The third is like a bomb has gone off

Glad to see its not only me

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By *agic97Man
30 weeks ago

Cork

Behind the skirting board, at the bottom of the u bend in the sink. Sandwiched behind a breaker on the wall somewhere. Or if you have curtains that are patterned on one side and whit on the other, make a tiny rip and drop it into them. That's just me anyways

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