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By *omebird OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

N7

Go on.. Spill the most far fetched excuses you've heard..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
46 weeks ago

Lucan

"My pussy got out when I opened the door and I'm searching for it now"

I believe she meant her cat.

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By *electableicecreamMan
46 weeks ago

The West

I have to take my dog to therapy. He's still grieving after my granny died.

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By *ealitybitesMan
46 weeks ago

Belfast

It might upset my friends

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By *s LollyWoman
46 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The cow🐄 got out and is running down the lane he'd to go chase🏃 after it but the all time best was a story about "7 Donkeys 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏)

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By *eroLondonMan
46 weeks ago

Mayfair

...the anticipation of meeting you is insurmountable.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
46 weeks ago

nobody said it was easy,, on route to .

can't you wash ur hair another night!!

But,but....... I do it every Wednesday evening...🙉

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By *agic mike1Man
46 weeks ago

laois/offaly

.....my husband took the day off to bring me shopping to Athlone

Priceless

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By *og-ManMan
46 weeks ago

somewhere


"The cow🐄 got out and is running down the lane he'd to go chase🏃 after it but the all time best was a story about "7 Donkeys 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏)"

This story was made for emoji's

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By *og-ManMan
46 weeks ago

somewhere

I got locked into the Audi Garage in Waterford 🚗

And had to ring the Gardai to get out 🚔🚔

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By *omebird OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

N7


"The cow🐄 got out and is running down the lane he'd to go chase🏃 after it but the all time best was a story about "7 Donkeys 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏)"

What happened the donkeys??

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By *ornywife20Couple
46 weeks ago

North Cork

Can't get anyone to mind the goats

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By *ungry CatCouple
46 weeks ago

Belfast

"All my family payed me a surprise visit and my wifi cut off, so couldn't log into fab to let you know"

At 10pm on a Saturday evening lol

Missus

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By *verage DMan
46 weeks ago

waterford

Because your cock is too big! You did say far fetched lol

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By *addyseeds.ieMan
46 weeks ago

Gorey, Enniscorthy

I need to finish redecorating my kitchen

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By *om TangoMan
46 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Because my dog is sick and it’s my turn to chase the postman

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By *utchie80Man
46 weeks ago

Midleton

Can't meet because....

My fish drowned.

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By *matorMan
46 weeks ago

Craigavon

Working on getting one now....

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By *untimes4u1234Man
46 weeks ago

Close enough


"The cow🐄 got out and is running down the lane he'd to go chase🏃 after it but the all time best was a story about "7 Donkeys 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏)

What happened the donkeys?? "

you got to tell us the story now about the 7 donkeys. It Killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Anticipating the meet I wanked myself silly all day and no longer felt the urge, went for a beer with my mates instead

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I ve a sore toe

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By *uxomplayCouple
46 weeks ago

Liberties

“I have just bumped into my sister in town late night shopping with her kids so I can’t come now”

Woman I’m waiting for in the bar we arranged days before. Mrs Bux.

Lesson learned. Phone calls before meets now.

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By *omebird OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

N7

So many poor grandparents having falls..

And all those farm animals in a pickle..

Cursed!

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
46 weeks ago

Newry


""My pussy got out when I opened the door and I'm searching for it now"

I believe she meant her cat. "

The number of times I've had to change plans because of my pussy is ridiculous

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By *wirl02Man
46 weeks ago

Dublin 12

I couldn't find my lucky underwear and it's just not going to happen without them

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

My car had a flat tire on the way to your place

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"The cow🐄 got out and is running down the lane he'd to go chase🏃 after it but the all time best was a story about "7 Donkeys 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏)

What happened the donkeys??

you got to tell us the story now about the 7 donkeys. It Killing me "

I second (or third) that... C'mon, you can't just drop that in and leave us hanging - what's the craic with the 7 donkeys?? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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By *og-ManMan
46 weeks ago

somewhere


""My pussy got out when I opened the door and I'm searching for it now"

I believe she meant her cat.

The number of times I've had to change plans because of my pussy is ridiculous "

But you're crazy cat lady so thats allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I cant meet because I found a guy with a far bigger cock

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By *agic mike1Man
46 weeks ago

laois/offaly

....I'm in bed with covid

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By *agic mike1Man
46 weeks ago

laois/offaly

....I'm babysitting

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By *otownkid1967Man
46 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Me ma won't let me go out

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

My dog broke his paw... I never laugh so much

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By *yesgreenMan
46 weeks ago

north and south


"My dog broke his paw... I never laugh so much "
My dogs got a toothache and he is barking mad

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