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What’s something that’s not an Olympic sport but feels like an Olympic sport?

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By *og-Man OP   Man
26 weeks ago

somewhere

Packing the shopping directly into the bags in Aldi or Lidl before everything falls off the ledge.

While getting disapproval looks from the people in the queue

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
26 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Cleaning up the house,other half's been away for the weekend, youve done jack shite , and their due back in 10mins.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
26 weeks ago

Lucan

Shitting in public toilets without being heard!

If you win you get a bronze medal.

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By *antra MassageMan
26 weeks ago

city

Men's camogie.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
26 weeks ago

Lucan

The sport to be known as trip running.

You're walking along a footpath when you suddenly trip and stumble forwards only to correct yourself by running a few steps.

Points are given for style and efficiency and points are lost by the over the shoulder glance or the downward look.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
26 weeks ago

somewhere


"Shitting in public toilets without being heard!

If you win you get a bronze medal. "

Petrol stations with loud music in the toilets should be on the sat nav

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By *ionycusMan
26 weeks ago

Babylon

Getting your bags off the luggage belt in the airport, with all the Mensa members standing in your way. Olympic challenge at times.

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By *he KakapoMan
26 weeks ago

A nice rock

The carry every bag in from the car in one treacherous trip...

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By *s LollyWoman
26 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Trying to strap a toddler into a car seat in a two door car

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By *eralt80Man
26 weeks ago

cork

Cutting the lawn. There are 4 trials where points can be earned -

1. Grass length, no missed spots and grass needs to be a uniform length

2. Efficiency, getting your area cut in the least amount of passes

3. Cuttings, emptying the cuttings bag as quickly as possible. Docked points for having to stuck your hand in

4. Overall finish, nice crisp edges and nice even stripes from the cutting

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By *s LollyWoman
26 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Cutting the lawn. There are 4 trials where points can be earned -

1. Grass length, no missed spots and grass needs to be a uniform length

2. Efficiency, getting your area cut in the least amount of passes

3. Cuttings, emptying the cuttings bag as quickly as possible. Docked points for having to stuck your hand in

4. Overall finish, nice crisp edges and nice even stripes from the cutting "

They aul mancaping must be pristine 🏅🤭

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By *eralt80Man
26 weeks ago

cork


"Cutting the lawn. There are 4 trials where points can be earned -

1. Grass length, no missed spots and grass needs to be a uniform length

2. Efficiency, getting your area cut in the least amount of passes

3. Cuttings, emptying the cuttings bag as quickly as possible. Docked points for having to stuck your hand in

4. Overall finish, nice crisp edges and nice even stripes from the cutting

They aul mancaping must be pristine 🏅🤭"

You know what they say about a man with a tidy lawn😉

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By *en474Man
26 weeks ago

antrim

Trying to get a meet on here lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
26 weeks ago

Lucan


"Cutting the lawn. There are 4 trials where points can be earned -

1. Grass length, no missed spots and grass needs to be a uniform length

2. Efficiency, getting your area cut in the least amount of passes

3. Cuttings, emptying the cuttings bag as quickly as possible. Docked points for having to stuck your hand in

4. Overall finish, nice crisp edges and nice even stripes from the cutting

They aul mancaping must be pristine 🏅🤭

You know what they say about a man with a tidy lawn😉"

He lacks biodiversity?

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By *aseylee324Couple
26 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Navigating political correctness

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
26 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Trying to buy a pint at a busy bar

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By *ubadubdubWoman
26 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss

Olympic Pairs Event

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By *affa31Woman
26 weeks ago

Galway

Putting a fitted sheet on a bed that has 2 sides against walls 😩

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By *eralt80Man
26 weeks ago

cork

Get the drying in off the line before the next shower and the clothes get all wet again

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
26 weeks ago

Lucan


"Putting a fitted sheet on a bed that has 2 sides against walls 😩"

A close second to that has to be "neatly folding a fitted sheet".

It's a fucking impossible task.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
26 weeks ago

somewhere

Putting a duvet cover on

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By *electableicecreamMan
26 weeks ago

The West

When she says don't stop just like that and just keeps on going and going and going.

Sex endurance trials.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
26 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Attempting to induce a squirt via fervent finger banging

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By *og-Man OP   Man
26 weeks ago

somewhere


"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss

Olympic Pairs Event"

Can it be done ....

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By *electableicecreamMan
26 weeks ago

The West


"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss

Olympic Pairs Event

Can it be done .... "

I am prepared to test this and report back

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By *ubadubdubWoman
26 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss

Olympic Pairs Event

Can it be done ....

I am prepared to test this and report back

"

There's need to be an adjudicator and a stopwatch for official records. Although all competitions do require a lot of advance practice

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By *electableicecreamMan
26 weeks ago

The West


"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss

Olympic Pairs Event

Can it be done ....

I am prepared to test this and report back

There's need to be an adjudicator and a stopwatch for official records. Although all competitions do require a lot of advance practice "

Agreed. Let's do it. For science!

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By *og-Man OP   Man
26 weeks ago

somewhere


"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss

Olympic Pairs Event

Can it be done ....

I am prepared to test this and report back

There's need to be an adjudicator and a stopwatch for official records. Although all competitions do require a lot of advance practice

Agreed. Let's do it. For science!"

Ok I'll hold my..........stopwatch 🔭🔭🔭🔭🔭

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By *otownkid1967Man
26 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Surely there should be a medal for all the lads who keep send the same dick pics to the ladies on here.

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By *ionycusMan
26 weeks ago

Babylon


"Attempting to induce a squirt via fervent finger banging

"

I guarantee it would be the most watched sport 😂

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By *ubadubdubWoman
26 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss

Olympic Pairs Event

Can it be done ....

I am prepared to test this and report back

There's need to be an adjudicator and a stopwatch for official records. Although all competitions do require a lot of advance practice

Agreed. Let's do it. For science!

Ok I'll hold my..........stopwatch 🔭🔭🔭🔭🔭"

🤣😂🤣 🥳

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By *astelloWoman
26 weeks ago

Far far away

Ryanair passengers getting off plane. I'm sure could be a competitive thing.

Deli workers and chicken filet roll making

Cleanest under sofa in the world.

Fastest sock matching competition

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