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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was contacted on here by a guy who wanted me to contact his wife and chat her up. I started off pretended I was a painter who needed to visit the house to see the job. I knocked the door and met the wife, good looking, big boobs, introduced myself and stated why I was here and how her hubby had contacted me.

I went back to say job was too big and that I couldn't do it. I was supposed to chat her up by bottled it lol. I left and wrote my feelings in a letter. Complemented her and told her if she was looking some fun to contact me. Left my number but didn't hear anything.

A short time later her hubby contacted me to say she had mentioned me and asked if I would try again.

I didn't have the nerve to call again so I left another letter, next thing I get a message from her. I have been sending horny messages to her the last two nights, she has sent me naked pics etc, so she wants me to call sometime.

This has taken 2 months to get to this stage, so the moral of my story is be patient, good things come to those who wait xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's the next installment x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I go away for a few days in the morning but will be back next weekend. If anyone else would like chatting up id love to know lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol , this is better than any soap ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tune in again when op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this be a weekly update, does she need any other work doing , tiling, plumbing , I'm good with my hands hee hee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's fun, the hubby keeps contacting me for updates, she hasn't a clue but is enjoying it. Middle aged mild is hard to beat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's fun, the hubby keeps contacting me for updates, she hasn't a clue but is enjoying it. Middle aged mild is hard to beat lol "
well darling that's what I call job satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's fun, the hubby keeps contacting me for updates, she hasn't a clue but is enjoying it. Middle aged mild is hard to beat lol "

What u mean she hasn't a clue, so she is not in on the whole setup, thought she was contacting u??? , This has jumped from coronation st to an episode of eastenders lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol Im doing as Im told, can't go wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The hubby contacted me to chat her up, she hasn't a clue I am in contact with him. She thinks I'm the painter and decorater who has taken a fancy to her. To be fair to her she is attractive and sexy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's fun, the hubby keeps contacting me for updates, she hasn't a clue but is enjoying it. Middle aged mild is hard to beat lol

What u mean she hasn't a clue, so she is not in on the whole setup, thought she was contacting u??? , This has jumped from coronation st to an episode of eastenders lol "
manix eastenders ain't tvus exciting

This turning into Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U better get sex at the end of it lol,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's taken two months to now, I won't rush it. If it happens all three of us will enjoy it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's taken two months to now, I won't rush it. If it happens all three of us will enjoy it lol "
two months so maybe by Christmas mission complete

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol I reckon things could happen next week. Hubby wants me to text her make her horny, drive to her house, then text her to say I'm outside. He says she will want it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well keep us informed, hopefully they are not just stringing u along for their enjoyment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I sure will, don't think they are!!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'd have a couple of little concerns, I must admit. How will she react when she realises that hubby was setting her up, and what if he's testing her to see if she'd cheat on him? Apologies for being a spoilsport

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By *oxysCouple
over a year ago

c

it sounds like a set up on the husbands part, the woman doesnt even realise she is being set up and what if its just giving him ammunition to get back at her or something like that, hopefully im wrong and he is just fulfilling a fantasy she has!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it sounds like a set up on the husbands part, the woman doesnt even realise she is being set up and what if its just giving him ammunition to get back at her or something like that, hopefully im wrong and he is just fulfilling a fantasy she has!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you shouldn't be posting this on the forum, if we where involved with a single guy the last thing I would wanna see on the forum would be a post about us. Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the couple on here??

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By *ickolieMan
over a year ago

Split my time between Dublin and London

im with you decca....he might get whipped if he turns up again lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"im with you decca....he might get whipped if he turns up again lol "

Phwoarr! Form an orderly queue lads!

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By *ougarbelfastWoman
over a year ago

belfast


"it sounds like a set up on the husbands part, the woman doesnt even realise she is being set up and what if its just giving him ammunition to get back at her or something like that, hopefully im wrong and he is just fulfilling a fantasy she has!! "
Hope we are not all mentioned in the divorce papers then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this sounds like some sort of set up. why not just be honest with her & tell her the full story,or are u afraid of what u might lose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i may be cynical here..but i think the hubby could be setting his wife up. if she has committed adultery he gets out of a marriage Scot free and with the moral high ground. so..op....if it goes down that way let her know what has went on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds more like a variation on a theme where a "straight" guy emails you asking will you meet him and his wife for a drink because its her "big fantasy" to be chatted up by a stranger.

Invariably these guys then want you to go into endless detail about the how what where and what (again) you will do.

And the big giveaway? When the "straight" guy asks "How big is your cock?"

I have never ever ever in my life had that question asked by a genuinely straight guy. Its the biggest giveaway of all of what Mr Wanker is doing on the other end of the computer......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was contacted on here by a guy who wanted me to contact his wife and chat her up. I started off pretended I was a painter who needed to visit the house to see the job. I knocked the door and met the wife, good looking, big boobs, introduced myself and stated why I was here and how her hubby had contacted me.

I went back to say job was too big and that I couldn't do it. I was supposed to chat her up by bottled it lol. I left and wrote my feelings in a letter. Complemented her and told her if she was looking some fun to contact me. Left my number but didn't hear anything.

A short time later her hubby contacted me to say she had mentioned me and asked if I would try again.

I didn't have the nerve to call again so I left another letter, next thing I get a message from her. I have been sending horny messages to her the last two nights, she has sent me naked pics etc, so she wants me to call sometime.

This has taken 2 months to get to this stage, so the moral of my story is be patient, good things come to those who wait xx"

this sounds like either a wind up or a set up to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He could be walking himself into a bit of bother,

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere


"I'd have a couple of little concerns, I must admit. How will she react when she realises that hubby was setting her up, and what if he's testing her to see if she'd cheat on him? Apologies for being a spoilsport "
Yeah I'm with you. Imagine how you'd feel both ways ! The husband might find it horny now, but bet well be pissed off if she goes through with it. Or maybe they're in it together but not telling you !

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

if this is true and iam not sure that it is i would be more then a little peeved if i was the wife

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Wouldn't go anywhere near that honey trap, don't want to spoil the fun but one way or another this is a classic set up! Use your health and safety training, assess the risk and think with brain not balls !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, health and safety training, this is just screaming disaster waiting to happen

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Pog ma thoin and call me Henry, now would that be written by the one and only Mossy, well known JCB pilot who followed Pig Brother a few years ago. ?

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local


"I was contacted on here by a guy who wanted me to contact his wife and chat her up. I started off pretended I was a painter who needed to visit the house to see the job. I knocked the door and met the wife, good looking, big boobs, introduced myself and stated why I was here and how her hubby had contacted me.

I went back to say job was too big and that I couldn't do it. I was supposed to chat her up by bottled it lol. I left and wrote my feelings in a letter. Complemented her and told her if she was looking some fun to contact me. Left my number but didn't hear anything.

A short time later her hubby contacted me to say she had mentioned me and asked if I would try again.

I didn't have the nerve to call again so I left another letter, next thing I get a message from her. I have been sending horny messages to her the last two nights, she has sent me naked pics etc, so she wants me to call sometime.

This has taken 2 months to get to this stage, so the moral of my story is be patient, good things come to those who wait xx"

Load of bullshit,,no painter would turn down a job cause it was too big,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for everyone's thoughts, it hadn't even crossed my mind that is was a set up. I might just leave this one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this better than any magazine

Wtf.... You wrote her a letter I'm in stitches

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By *arriedbiiguyMan
over a year ago

nearby

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By *arriedbiiguyMan
over a year ago

nearby

this reminds me of my time in london when i met a guy in a pub who wanted me to chat up his wife and as im a plumber he set up a problem for me to fix i visited her several times and got the job done in the end hehehehe so it does happen and i wish i could repeat the experience it was so horny and i still get a hardon thinking about it even though it was 7 yrs ago

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By *pl4guyCouple
over a year ago

county

i agree with marriedguy it must be so horny going to chat her up !! as for the negative posts i would say the opposite if she dont know and wasnt interested then thats it over but she has messaged him and responded so she must be interested as i dont know any fems married or otherwise that would respond if they didnt want to i say go for it as it dont sound to me like anything other than sexy fun after all the fem is in charge and will do what she wants so its her choice

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By *oggingcplCouple
over a year ago

lisburn

some messages say its a set up etc nonsence i say as she would never respond if she didnt want to she must like the post guy as if not then she would never have sent her pics to him i hope they both have fun

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

.. and then the tooth fairy said that he'd double team her with me sometime, and if I didn't mind, Santa, the easter bunny, and the three little pigs could watch from the corner.

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


".. and then the tooth fairy said that he'd double team her with me sometime, and if I didn't mind, Santa, the easter bunny, and the three little pigs could watch from the corner. "

hahahaha you seem to make a habit of the satirical addition

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Oh yes, of course, that's what it was. I knew that!

Isn't it great to know that the art of letter writing is still alive and well though. If we can draw one positive from this, surely that's it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes, of course, that's what it was. I knew that!

Isn't it great to know that the art of letter writing is still alive and well though. If we can draw one positive from this, surely that's it? "

LOL

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"Oh yes, of course, that's what it was. I knew that!

Isn't it great to know that the art of letter writing is still alive and well though. If we can draw one positive from this, surely that's it? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

oh god i am soo bloody nosy !!!! ok what did you say before you deleted it come on tell?????

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

He just posted on the wrong thread. He meant to post on the one about threesomes. I'm sorry for knowing everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds interesting

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"He just posted on the wrong thread. He meant to post on the one about threesomes. I'm sorry for knowing everything "

ffs i have been sitting here waiting patiently for few hours to see damn

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